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felikatze Ā· 2 years ago
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once again i get to experience the struggle of playing fe3h while named felix
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dudadragneel Ā· 2 years ago
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Duda I had a question did Hyunjin throw up because of the migraine or because of something else?? I didnā€™t know headaches could get that bad šŸ˜³ I donā€™t think even y/n saw that one coming but w the way they referred to it Iā€™m guessing he gets migraines sometimes so does it usually get that bad orā€¦
Btw Iā€™m glad your back I missed you and I canā€™t wait for your Felix high school fic and whatever more you have coming hugs hugs šŸ«‚
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Hello, dear šŸ§¶!
Hyunjin did throw up because of the migraine. Sometimes people can feel so much pain to the point where they get nauseos and even throw up.
Considering that they are idols, stress is something they tend to experience a lot, so migraines can happen at any moment. He does get migraines sometimes but I said that it has happened before because in other fics I have written he also tried to hide or deal with sickness on his own, that's why y/n said it like that!
And yes, sometimes his migraines will be just pain and nothing else but other times, depending on the circumstances it can get really bad. Like, the cold weather in this one did interfere on the level of pain he felt, also the fact that he was feeling bad but didnt want to ruin the trip, made him feel anxious as well, which didnt help at all.
Thank you so much!!! Felix high school au will be posted soon!
Stay tuned!
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gale-gentlepenguin Ā· 3 years ago
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Gale Reviews: ML Season 4 Episode 25 Risk
Obviously spoilers for a leaked episode
But I am merciful
You can watch here, THEN see the review (beware of malware)
-So the super team saves the day and King Monkey and Carapace are bros
-Chat noir asks to help (which he knows at least HALF the identities)
-But Ladybug tells him he cant
-Chat noir says he totally gets it and is a bit sad because he is just 'Another miraculous holder
-She kisses his cheek saying he is the favorite
-This moment still feels a bit bittersweet
-And Rena Furtive is still around
-Gabriel has a temper tantrum and then complains to Nathalie
-Okay so the next part is really f***ing cool
-Gabriel can basically cosmic sense all emotional states in paris, and he located someone that Wants to take risks. See.... THIS RIGHT HERE makes mega akuma seem cool. WHERE WAS THIS ALL SEASON
-the kids name is ROGGY?
-HE AKUMATIZED THE FROG TOY!!
-Shadowmoth saying Daddies made me giggle
-The akuma is adorable
-Shadowmoth INSTRUCTING his akuma to hide the akumatized object. WHERE HAS THIS GUY BEEN FOR FOUR SEASONS
-Damn Shadowmoth bringng the A Game today
-Simple man but more specific
-Adrien hasnt had breakfast with his father in months...
-And Gabriel being a dick (also Plagg is adrien's true father)
-GASP ADRIEN VENTING! Amazing. I am so proud of my son
-AND.... he was so close but then didnt.
-Plagg encouraging his rebellion
-So this what Lila has been up to.
-Adrien not having her bulls***
-Lila shut up, you arent relevant
-Gabriel just being like "NO GREEN SCREENS ACTUAL TRAVEL" Marvel would HATE HIM
-First love the fragrance... Damn it that is actually a really good name for a smell
-I can see this going poorly
-Marinette is my spirit animal
-Marinette rushing to school to see Adrien
-Lila Bulls***ing as usual. Thats pretty standard
-ADRIEN IS GONNA MISS NINO'S BIRTHDAY! THAT IS TERRIBLE!!!!
-OHHHH Risk's power just activated
-Lila's lie backfires because BALLOPHOBE! THAT ISNT EVEN THE CORRECT TERM FOR A FEAR OF BALLS
-And thus the Fencing teacher became the coolest teacher ever
-Nino may hold a bit of animosity dud hit adrien right away with that volleyball (lol)
-Alya wingwomaning like a champ
-also dodgeball can be something so intimate
-Adrien venting to Marinette. I know its Risk doing this but DAMN IT! I LOVE IT
-THAT HAND GRASP! UGH MY HEART
-Marinette telling him he needs to tell him
-Adrien I am not sure he knows he loves you.
-ADRIEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ON THE NOSE YOU ARE IN THIS MOMENT
-Did Adrien just reference a wall between them?
-LILA YOU COCKBLOCKING C***! I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
-I know it wasnt gonna happen because its way too early but DAMN IT I FELL FOR IT
-Lila I HATE YOU
-Chloe and LILA ARE A TEAM? WHERE WAS THIS ALL SEASON?
-Marinette is using lunch for planning
-Nino makes a fair point but clearly doesnt understand Adrien's perspective.
-Wow Alya... you would think that you would be a bit more understanding.
-Adrien was right, no one but Marinette actually gets it
-THAT KID HAS BEEN RIDING HIS BIKE FOR OVER 24 HOURS.
-Marinette is on the offensive
-Max and Kim going swimming together.
-Kim: Max you cant swim
-Max: THATS I BROUGHT MY DUCKY! this episode is now amazing
-FELIX! And now he is there
-Felix i cant read you at all but you are trying to help?
-Felix and him doing a SWITCHEROO!
-Wait... Marinette doesnt know about the swap. MARINETTE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE SWAP
-DAMN FELIX. YOU ARE A MOTHERF***ING boss
-IS THAT A SCOUTER? WHAT'S HIS BULLS*** LEVEL
-ITS OVER 9000
-Felix would have all this spy stuff
-He found the miraculous?!
-and the elevator
-Gabriel talking about risks
-OH S***. Felix seeing his aunt in a coffin. That will f*** your ass up
-"Entrusting you with my wifes ring... and my son." Yea Adrien is probably a sentimonster
-Felix rebelling for Adrien
-Wait... Why did he listen to Nathalie? Thats Felix.... I AM SO CONFUSED?! Does it work on both
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-Marinette is going hyper risky by being Ladybug for her plan
-Tikki im gonna be honest. She hasnt taken any risks yet.
-Meanwhile Adrien dressed as Felix is in the park
-And Kagami OUT OF NOWHERE with a truth bomb.
-Kagami just KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
-Also her little Im sorry at the end was adorable.
-Plagg "That girl has more character than any cheese Ive ever tasted."
WELL SAID
-And Adrien realizes Felix tricked him again
-AND LADYBUG WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HONEY NO
-And the reveal that Felix and Adrien had fakes.
-And Gabriel's plan was for Adrien to be out of Paris so HE COULD PULL OFF HIS PLAN. OMG THATS BRILLIANT
-Strikeback seems kind of a lame name. But the design is kind of decent
-And Marinette is too focused on getting Adrien back!
-Also Adrien found the scouter.
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Okay My hype level is maximum.
I am VERY invested
Now I think I only have 2 problems with it
The begining
and the lunch scene.
Chat noir does know half their identities at least. But I am guess the main reason is because Marinette/Ladybug has Rena Furtive which Chat noir doesnt know about. But I can over look that.
The second is that once again Lila has dumbed down everyone. I can believe Kim and Max think Adrien is happy. But I doubt Nino actually does. And Alya would know Marinette wasnt just jelly.
Now since this is a two parter I will not give this a rating until part 2 is out.
But know I do think this was a very good episode
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lstories Ā· 3 years ago
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Felix and Olivia (First Meeting)
I'm auctly making lore for my worlds? Weird. (Thanks for jinxing me, past me. I've been working on this since before I posted the Gaudi and Emma story)
(Safe, Soft, Unwilling then Willing vore)
Word Count: 3646
Olivia woke up to the sound of steel hitting stone. It wasn't unusual but it wasn't a good sound. She jumped out of bed and ran to her wall before she leaned out of her window, like magic her head and upper torso started to freeze in the snowy storm raging outside but her legs were still warm. She saw three men outside climbing the stone wall, each with clothes and masks covering their entire body's and face. "He holds a child hostage!" One of the men shouted, they were in more modern clothing than Olivia was used to so she would have to show her father once they were 'dealt with'. She ran to her bed, jumping onto it and grabbing the perfectly pink plushie on her smaller pillow. They climbed threw the window one by one, the one that shouted that she was being held captive tried to reassure her that she was being saved. Once they got close enough she leaned over and pressed a button on the side of her bedframe. The ceiling started to open as gun no bigger than a soda can was lowered down. After a second, a laser shot out to the forehead to each of the heroes. One pulled out a sword, the second drew his bow, and the last held out his hand as a small ball of fire started to swirl in his palm. "3 INTRUDERS DETECTED. 52% THREAT LEVEL. DETAINING." the robotic voice called out. Olivia covered her eyes, still seeing a flash threw her eye lids and the cracks of her fingers. She heard the mechanical wiring of the gun being brought back into the ceiling and opened her eyes, the three men were still standing there. Olivia started to count down "3... 2... 1..." and all the clothes they were wearing and items the had fell to the ground at the same time, their bodies gone and only their belongings remained.
Olivia slightly chucked at the clattering of the potions and sword. She grabbed the potions and put them on a shelf full of others with different colors and different shaped bottles. She didnt know what they did but they looked cool and the liquid inside constantly swirled which was mesmerizing. Olivia put all the weapons and books in her closet to sort out later. She started folding the clothes, slowly stacking them into a pile and putting all of their hats onto another rack almost full of hats from all over time. She finished folding the clothes, putting the plushie on top and ran out of her room with a grin. She ran down the hallways and corridors of the castle, light being created by an unknown source above her. She eventually slowed down while passing a room, she heard pleading to be released and threats on whoever locked them away. Threw the crack in the door she only saw darkness soon lit by a ball of fire and as it slowly moved and grew lightning cracked around them as the fire was snuffed out. Olivia ran off, her dad didn't want her to talk to people that came from other worlds or times. She ran down some more doors and hallways until she reached her dad's lab. Once she walked in everything changed from a medieval stone castle to a sterial white futuristic laboratory. She was able to slip by the cleaning robot, instead grabbing a small disk she put on her back. She ran into the lab and put the clothes on an empty desk which she also jumped onto and began to play with her plushie while she waited for her dad to finish what he was doing.
Olivia didn't know what her dad was working on immediately but she knew it was usually to help her, her mom, or her brother. Her dad walked out of a side room, a few barrels floating behind him. His eyes settled on Oliva, she looked at the ground as her dad walked over.
"What are you doing, you know your not allowed to come into the workshop."
"We have visitors and they had new stuff and I wanted to see what you were making"
"You could have told me threw the intercom, it reaches threw my entire workspace"
"The guy in the front scares me"
"Well... (sigh) I'll make something else soon. Please leave the clothes with him and go back to bed"
"But I'm not tired, and I want to help"
"You know you can't help. Not yet at least"
He started to guide the barrels to the top of the machine in the center of the room. A green, thin liquid flowed out of the barrel's and into the large vat on top. They could see it filling threw the glass in the middle of the machine.
"I remember this, it makes new life in an instant right, or it's supposed to"
"You... remember? What do you remember seeing it from"
"Oh, umm. I uh, saw it while reading from... your... private... collection.
His face shifted in anger slowly settling on disappointment. He grabbed her plushie and walked over to the control panel, shoving it into the small glass tube. "If words won't stop you from going into my library, maybe action will" he said while pushing a button, sending the plushie into the vat. Olivia ran over to her dad to try and stop him as she started to cry, his frantic button pushing wasn't even trying to experiment on it, just destroy. She tried to form words threw a blur of tears, just wanting her dad to stop. "Mom made that for me" she finally blurted out. Her dad stoped, remembering walking past the room of her mom stitching it together. He hit a release valve, a green steam shot into a containment vault above them. The plushie fell onto the ground, a thin white mist flowing from it. Her dad walked away, the plushie floating to follow him until he threw it into a chemical cleaner. The machine shook for a few seconds before the plushie was released. Olivia immediately ran over and picked it up to check what the damage was. An intricate design of thin green vines covered the pink plushie as if it was re-dyed. She was relieved that it wasn't damaged but she was sad it had changed color's. As she was thinking how she could dye it back to pink, she thought she could feel it move a bit. She looked down to see its front paws trying to climb her shirt like a puppy. She hugged it tighter, trying not to let it move. It made a small squeak as her dad sat down next to her.
"I'm sorry for my outburst, but you know why I can't let you read threw my collection"
"Beacuse if I read the wrong book I could die on the spot, I know. I just want to help you bring mom back"
"I would love if you could help, but what kind of father would I be if I knew the risks and let you take that chance. I want you to live your childhood which is why I'm making you a protector if I can't help you"
"Wait... this isn't to help mom"
"I will never stop trying to bring your mother and your brother back, but I still have to protect you. Please, stay out of my studies, I can't risk you getting hurt. Now, let's get you to bed"
He got up, carrying Olivia in his arm's. They walked out of his lab and her dad took the disk off her back and threw it onto a nearby table. As they walked threw the doors a disinfect mist sprayed out of the walls but hit an invisible bubble around them. Her dad walked threw the castle slowly so he wouldn't disrupt her. Olivia almost fell asleep, barely staying awake from the tiny movement of her plushie. They passed by the dark room, a red light started to grow as her dad walked closer, she heard screaming from the three people in the room and the door slammed shut just as he walked neer the red light shinning from the crack. She looked back just as her dad was walking away, she saw the red light die down threw the windows on the top as the screaming stopped. Olivia slipped in and out of sleep, her dad lulling and rocking her to sleep and the small plush keeping her just barely awake. As they walked threw the castle her dad was regal in his movements, though no one else lived in this castle to see it. They walked down the hallway to her room, the pictures on the walls shifted and seemed more picturesque than usual and the light that illuminated the halls started to dim.
The doors to her room opened as her dad walked down the hall, the light that illuminated it was completely gone by this point. He placed Olivia on her bed and tucked her in, the weather outside changed to a light rain and the tapping of the raindrops on her windowless windows finally rocked her to sleep, she didn't even hear her dad close the door.
After a few minutes Olivia woke up to the sound of squeaking and the feeling of her shirt being pulled. She looked down to see her plushie biting at the collar of her pj's, squeaking as it tried to stand but feel down. She picked up the plushie, holding it in her arms as it tried to bite at her sleeves. "It's never eaten before, it has to be hungry." She thought. "I've never needed to give you a name before... how about Felix." She said while grabbing the biggest pillow on her bed. It looked up at her for a few seconds when she said that before going back to gnawing on her sleeve. The biggest pillow she had was almost 6 feet long that she would sometimes hide in. She put Felix on the pillow while looking for something to feed him, he started to gnaw at the soft fabric before collapsing onto it. The pink fabric of his body started to break apart and the green fabric started to stretch over the pillow. As the green fabric touched the pillow the surrounding fabric formed into a fluffier pink fabric. Certain parts of the pillow started to constrict into limbs and in a matter of seconds her plushie had taken over her pillow. Felix started to move slightly, the fabric on his face shifted and his eyelids opened. His eyes were pure black as Olivia had seen before but there was small blue speckles she'd never noticed. His mouth showed a row of translucent rainbow teeth. He sat up, rubbing his head before looking over at Olivia, a confused expression showed over his face. She pushed the button oh her bed and stumbled over to Felix, picking him up and throwing him onto the floor. He may have been two feet taller than her but he was still the weight of a pillow. His face was stained with confusion and shifted to fear as the small gun lowered from the top of the room and shot out a thin laser that settled on his forehead. He looked around the room for somewhere to hide, eventually settling on the curtains and running over to hide behind them. They automatically closed to an impossibly thin line and he ran to the closest, then over to the hat rack, each hiding space stoped being usable as he got to them. Olivia was confused to what he was doing, it wasn't like any intruder that had come neer the castle or any of her dads monster she had found lurking outside whatever room he was in. She let out a small giggle, it was funny seeing him run around the room but she stopped when she heard the AI's voice.
"1 OCCUPANT DETECTED. -82% THREAT LEVEL. NO DETAINMENT NEEDED" the voice said before the gun retracted into the ceiling. The gun has never not gone off, even the most minor threat would be sent away. If he wasn't a threat then maybe he was a friend. Olivia sat on her bed staring at Felix while he tried to process what had happened. He knew the gun was dangerous but he didn't know why, he unfolded himself from the ball that he scrunched into and stood up while checking his surroundings. He questioned what he was doing out loud, surprised that he could talk when he did, he didn't sound any older than Olivia. She got a better look at him while he was mostly still, he was just a bigger version of the plush he was, though a few features were bigger. He looked over to Olivia, neither of them knew what to do. They sat in silence, studying each other and thinking of what to say. Both of them spoke at the same time and both apologizing as they interrupted each other, Felix lightly laughed to himself about it. "Who are you" Olivia asked as she scooted closer to the edge of the bed. "Oh, I'm Felix. That's what you called me before I-" Felix said as he tried to sit on the floor, he put his hand on the ground as his wrist and forearm sunk into each other and he fell onto the ground. He hit the side of his head, it sunk halfway into itself and lightly bounced back up. He took a second to figure out what happened as Olivia giggled at it. Felix sat up, pushing his arm into the floor and letting it crumble into itself. "Before I became this. Whatever this is?" Felix said as he looked over his body.
"Were you something else before my dad made you?" Olivia said scooting closer while her knees were dangling off the side of her bed.
"I dont think so. I remember wakeing up but I dont remember going to sleep, auctly I dont remember anything before walking up" Felix said while pushing his fingers into the ground, watching as they buckled and bent with a lack of joints then letting them extend and bend them like they did.
"So why are you he-" Olivia scooted too close to the edge of the bed and fell. She braced herself for the impending thud, but it never came. She opend her eyes the see the pink and green fabric under her.
Felix instinctively jumped under her. "I think I'm here to protect you" Felix tried to say with his face still pressed into the ground.
"Is that all, or do you also want to play"
"play what?"
"My dad talked about this old game he used to play when he was a kid called hide and seek. I'll count down from 30 and you go hide"
"oh, ok" Felix found a place to hide pretty quickly. Olivia was surprisingly ok with what was happening.
They played for a while, Felix never found any good hiding spots while the room seemed to help Olivia. Felix only found her when she started laughing. He didn't see the humor in it or why he did what she said but he was starting to have fun, and he was also getting hungry. Olivia was hiding in a new closet that opend up in front of her. The door looked like it was made out of the same stone as the wall which is why she probably hadn't noticed it before. Her eyes were getting heavy as she sat in the darkness. Her mind started to drift as she heard the rain taping on the windows outside. She could barely keep her head up for more than a second at this point. She heard the light shuffling of Felix looking for her while she finally fell asleep. After a while she woke up to Felix yelling her name, he sounded horrified. Olivia opened the wall door and rubbed her eyes. "Felix?" He looked over, he couldn't cry but he deffenetly would be. He ran over and hugged Oliva, pressing her into his body.
"Dont scare me like that, I thought you died. I need to protect you and you need to stay in my... line..." he trailed off and kept mumbling as Olivia talked
"In your line of sight? You sound like one of my dad's robots, I thought you were going to be fun to be around" she started to get sad as she tried to get away from Felix, she was just going to go to bed and be silently upset with her dad in the morning. "Hey, let go of me"
Felix stared at her, the blue specks defused into his eyes. "My- my li... my line of..." he couldn't keep a single thought strait besides his want for food. He needed food.
Felix slightly opend his mouth, his yellowish tounge gently licked across her face. She was the best and only thing he's ever tasted, he wanted more. He gently placed her whole head into his mouth, slowly licking at her face. Olivia was thrashing around just trying to get away from the thing that was currently eating her. Her movements started to slow as she felt what was happening, his tongue was super soft and weirdly warm. Her movements almost came to a stop, it was so soft and comfy. Felix worked her shoulders into her maw as he pushed her head into his throat. Olivia started to flail again, she was still being eaten, she couldn't just stop struggling. Felix worked her further and further down and she would occasionally stop and let the warmth and fluffiness surround her. Soon her head reached his stomach and small grey tendrils slightly rubbed at her face. She would have thought they would tickle but they pressed down almost like a massage. As more of her body found it's way into Felix's stomach, she could feel herself drifting off to sleep from the feeling, the gentle sound of his heartbeat and the muffled sound of the rain helping.
Felix finished swallowing her legs, he leaned against the wall to his side as the rest of her entered his stomach. Olivia studied the stomach walls a bit closer, she could see through them. She could see the light being broken by thin strands of various fabrics. It wasn't much thicker than a few dryer sheets, if she wanted she could tear her way out. A small strand of fabric moved through her line of sight and she looked back to her clothes. The grey stands were slowly tearing her pajamas to shreds and the cotton strands were being moved to find a place along Felix's stomach like they were always there. She held a hand to one of the grey tendrils, it gently pressed at her hand like it was waiting for something. She pressed back at the stomach walls, a muffed rumbling grew above her. He was purring, Olivia would've never guessed that he could purr but he was. She had to stifle a yawn, this wasn't so bad. Felix rubbed back at the light pressure in his stomach. He could feel every strand that was on the verge of snapping. He had done it, he ate the only thing he was made to protect... he ate...... oh no.
"Olivia, are you ok in there? I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just got so hungry and I needed to eat and you were just-"
"Felix, please be quiet. I'm trying to sleep"
"WH- your in my stomach! How are you so calm!"
"Your warm, comfy, and your stomach gives a really good massage. Also, your not hurting me, its probably safer in here"
"But a stomach isn't safe. Your-"
"Can we just go to sleep. If you want you can sleep on my bed"
"I..." Felix looked over to the bed, he was deffenetly getting tired. He slowly stood up, having to carry his huge stomach until he collapsed onto the bed. Olivia kneaded into the stomach walls causing Felix to purr up a storm. He had to admit, everything about this felt amazing. The gentle pushes, prods, and rubs from inside his stomach along with the feeling of being overly full while protecting Olivia was heavenly to him. The gentle patter of rain, Felix's soft heartbeat and purring, and the massage his stomach gave started to lull her back to sleep. "Goodnight Felix" "Oh, goodnight Olivia" It didn't take long for them to both drift off to sleep.
:timeskip to morning:
"Goodmorning Olivia. I'd like to apologize for last night, and if you'd like you could help with-" Olivia's dad walked into her room. His eyes settled on the plush monster with an enormous stomach lying on her bed. Felix groggily opend his eyes as he moved to see around his stomach. His eyes widened as he saw Olivia's dad in the room. "Oh no- give me a minute and I can explain" Felix struggled to get up and Olivia started to wake from the movement. Felix was lifted by his arms and legs by an invisible force. "What... Did you do... with my daughter" Olivia's dad yelled as he started to tear Felix's arms and legs. Olivia fully woke to the sound of tearing fabric and her dad yelling. She tried to stand up and her hand sunk back into the fluffy fabric. She started to remember what happened last night and pieced two and two together. "Dad, stop hurting Felix" It took a while to sort out what happend and why she was inside what was previously her plushie. After a bit of explaining and pleading Olivia convinced her dad to let Felix stay.
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like-rain-or-confetti Ā· 4 years ago
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Can you do a little text with your opinion about the Volturi members? What you like and dislike, they personality, they story... Would be interesting! Kissessss and have a great day! šŸ’œ
Imma have a little fun and throw the very young me into the mix to. Let's see child me vs adult me's opinions on the Volturiiii.
Fun fact: I wasn't team Volturi until I was like fifteen. Before that I was team edward... I don't want to talk about that šŸ¤”šŸ˜’
Also I'm a sucker for villains. If it isn't obvious already, I like the villains more than the heroes. (We all love a bad boy though, don't we?--- TIK TOK NOW IS NOT THE TIMEE.)
So everything i say is just my opinion and should be taken just as that.
Aro: Younger me was like "this...is a terrible person. There really is no need to expand on this." However adult me has been like "GUYS this guy is possibly the SCARIEST character. This man rips off heads AND SMILES ABOUT IT." He gives me child snatcher vibes (from the movies in particular). I thoroughly enjoy the power hungry persona. He's really fitting to be the puppeteer behind the Volturi. Even if he makes it seem it's a group effort with himself, Marcus and Caius. Realistically, Aro gets what he wants and isn't afraid to do what it takes to get it...sorry Didyme. What's even darker about it, WHICH I LOVE, is that he isn't heartless. Smeyer wrote that Aro genuinely loved his sister. It's all good to have a character that's a evil heartless monster but what's more terrifying to me is the ability for someone to do evil despite their love and emotions. It doesn't hold them back and that's what I find particularly frightening now that child me didn't comprehend. Micheal Sheen, from what I remember of his interview years ago, played on the idea that vampires of Aro's age kinda begin to lose their mind. Which, hell freaking yes. However there is one thing I hate for Aro's character that happened in the movies. Breaking dawn part 2. That fucking laugh. Don't get me wrong, hilarious. I can't not laugh but for his character I felt it was too 'hey hey I'm a crazy man hehe'. It was a but too much, even for an eccentric Aro. However, I'm not to mad at it because again, it was funny to watch. I thoroughly enjoy theĀ ā€˜friendshipā€™ Aro and Carlisle share and i love that it isĀ ā€˜maintainedā€™ throughout the books. I think itā€™s just a really nice detail. (I love lore. I am a sucker for it.) The one thing that didnt sit right with me is Aro marrying someone so that he wasnt the alone one whilst his co-leaders were very much in love? Was a little off for me but i suppose that just adds to the character.
Caius: child me would shrink into the seat because what did I do to this man? High key still think I wouldn't want to be Caius' child because imagine doing something wrong and you get that glare? No thank you! Scary angry man. As an adult... "He's an angry boi but...DAYUM WHY IS HE SUDDENLY SO HOT?" Just...don't get angry with me. You'll get annoying real quick and you're too pretty for that. I enjoy the taking-no-shit attitude he has but felt it could have been a little more prominent in BDP2 where Aro asks if Caius' is challenging him. I full believe Caius to an extend would be like "yes, yes I am. Don't be an idiot Aro. Use that braincell!" Which is why I adore the meme vibes I see every now and then of Caius hating Carlisle because why does Aro love that blonde so much? CAIUS HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT LOYAL-- Anyways, I can totally get why Aro wants him on his team. Caius is so angry and has so much hatred that heā€™s a good asset to the coven, even if not having a special ability.I do find it hard to imagine that Caius is a century older than Aro though. Although I cant picture him over forty years old lol. Although i do personally enjoy the whole Caius x Athenodora route. ITā€™S TRUE LOVE! Okay so maybe thats a little dramatic but its better than Aroā€™s lmao.
Marcus: movie Marcus is absolutely not nineteen years old and that's just a fact. If anything, he's the forty year old one lmao. Child me couldn't care about this man. He was the man who said nothing and slumped on a throne. That was Marcus. That was his character summed up. Then adult me rolled in and OMG NO DON'T DO THIS TO THIS SWEET MAN. LET HIM BE IN LOVE. As an adult i definitely became more attached. I feel like i was too young back then to get why Marcus was in the Volturi. He seemed very out of place and like a filler co-leader more than anything. However as iā€™ve gotten older (and written for him), I recognised that's the point. Thatā€™s Marcusā€™ evident grief. He isnā€™t there by choice and losing Didyme caused him to fall out of line with the coven. Heā€™s lost point or purpose. Almost like its become meaningless because the love of his life was gone and he couldn't save her.So what was the aims of the Volturi to protect vampire kind when they couldnā€™t protect their own? He couldnt protect her. I had never heard of anything like bond identification and once i had- i was shook, like it became clear why he had been so necessary in the first place. That really is handy to understand everyones bonds in a coven, he could direct Chelsea and the two alone could destroy covens by bonds alone. Marcus makes the Volturi more realistic in a lot of ways. Like in a family, there is the happy times, goofy people like Felix, the twins representing a close bond. Afton and Chelsea, love that cant be divided. The list really goes on. Marcus represents love and heartbreak, pain, loss grief, the sad moments every family goes through. In that way he makes the coven seem less invincible, a group of people who at the end of the day, have their own weaknesses and immortality doesnā€™t mean a perfect existence. Especially when, in my opinion, Bella fantasized about immortality and how perfect it would be. Even after her change, she waited for her happy ending because that was somehow guaranteed in some level. Which in the end, she got but not everyone gets that happy ending we all want. I also personally think Marcus is the most feeling of the Volturi, despite being apathetic. A result of heartbreak. Itā€™s shown he can still feel more in his own ways when he voted against Renesmee being destroyed. Furthermore, he advocated that vampire hybrids were a lot like vampires. He made that relation openly before anyone. Its almost as though losing Didyme helped him value a life?
Jane and Alec: Child me thought these two wereĀ  badass...and that still remains in my adult life. Itā€™s always been uncomfortable to me that someone so young is so sadistic and powerful. Jane is the older twin with the ability of pain illusion...yikes. Her ability wasĀ evident in her human life along with Alecā€™s. His gift is sensory deprivation and these two were my favourites in the whole Saga. Still kind of are if im honest. I thoroughly enjoy the twins backstory. It has the most detail. I have a tag for the twins. Canon!twins is the tag for the twins in their book age. Unless this tag is present, the twins have been aged up :). They are very much canon but I put a bit more emphasis on tantrums. If they get angry, they both have tantrums. So whilst (unless tagged) they aren't children they can be very childish and these tantrums are pretty deadly. Theyā€™re also very possessive? I dont even know if thats the right word iā€™m looking for in all honesty. Lets say they get very attached if they like you. These two are probably the most secluded out of the whole Volturi.
Felix: Felix! High ranking guard due to strength and speed. I am a major supporter of Felix being a gladiator when he was human. He as a lighter grey cloak meaning he isnā€™t as high ranked but is so good at what he does that heā€™s been kept for centuries...and a lot of them. Personality? FINALLY, WEā€™VE GOT ONE WITH PERSONALITY!! (Im writing these out of order and iā€™ve just finished a chunk of Volturi members who have personalities as invisible as Afton.) Flirtatious and Light hearted, we love flirtatious and light hearted! Basically a comedian! Helllll yes, keep it going! Extremely vicious and highly aggressive? You know what? I still like it. He wouldnā€™t be a Volturi without a dark side. Cold blooded murderer. Yes. 10/10. Finally, someone Smeyer seems to actually care about. He flirted with Bella a couple of times in the books and i was FOR IT ALL THE WAY. I was very sad i saw none of it in the movies but im used to heartbreak by now. Im in this fandom after all. We were robbed of a lot. Strongest vampire in the world? I believe you, heā€™s also a hecking treeeeee. HE DO BE A TALL BOI. He actually makes Demetri look small and thatā€™s still hilarious to me. Demetri is actually tall. However, if it isnt obvious we clearly traded backstory for personality. I cant get both smh. So...as i said before I fully believe Felix was a gladiator back in the day, hence his physique and height and excellent fighting abilities he has even as a vampire but then it kind of ends. I will say from the dawn of time, i donā€™t think Felix is the most academic man, just because of his era. I also think majority of the Volturi couldnā€™t read of write in their human lives and had to learn much older, most learning as vampires. Felix was one of these vampires, Although even now he isnt the most great at it. Then a wonderful writer known as @wallwriterstuff included it and now itā€™s canon in my eyes. I fully believe Felix is a slow reader and writing isnā€™t his strong suit either. Wallwriter also includes the possibility that Felix could be dyslexic which im all for too. For a very long time iā€™ve considered writing a dyslexic reader with the Volturi but have always hesitated because i donā€™t have it and wouldnā€™t want to upset someone for any misunderstandings or inaccuracies. However what i will say is that i think vampires would be the most understanding to humans with dyslexia. Learning things like that in later development or as an adult is difficult and they wouldnt think any less of you for struggling with reading, writing, numeracy- you name it. Youā€™ll probably find theyā€™re with you in the struggle at least half of the time. Heā€™s also the goofball of the Volturi, even though heā€™s not really a goofball in our eyes, heā€™s the closest to a goofball out of the whole Volturi ...Emmett beats him in the Goofball wars.
Demetri: Oh yeah, it's Demetri's turn! So Demetri was previously in Amun's coven. When Chelsea gave him the old razzle dazzle...I've said Chelsea's gift so many times at this point it's getting old. I have two characters left after Demetri šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Anyway, with that Demetri was like "welp, I'm in the Volturi now." And now that they had a better tracker the previous one was kicked out. He isnā€™t much of a talker, polite and formal. Heā€™s elegant (more graceful than i could ever be) and charming...yeah he is, you can say that AGAIN. He is also very calm, when next to Felix, i think everyone is calm but you know, weā€™ll say heā€™s a very calm person. I like how he was originally in the Egyptian coven with Amun. Given Amunā€™s goals this a pretty nice detail. NOW LETS GO TO MY VERSION. Heā€™s very charming, calm, polite, formal and even a lilā€™ but quiet, i kept him pretty canon because he actually had a description to go on :))))))))))Ā  Moving on. Demetri can be a very successful flirt when he wants to be and does have a Casanova reputation. However beyond the charming Volturi guard who has a brutal side like the rest of them, he has a chewy centre, deep down. I added that he had a child in his human life, one he doesnā€™t remember and very few people know about. He remembers that they died of an illness very young (around six?) but canā€™t remember what they look like. For that reason he doesnā€™t like talking about his child, he feels awful he doesnā€™t remember them and the loss still hits a pang in his chest.Ā 
Heidi: Alright im ready for this one! Child me didnā€™t necessarily enjoy Heidi? I was rather passive about her. It was allĀ ā€˜pretty vampire used for her looksā€™ in my eyes back then and i was never comfortable with that. Iā€™ll get into my take on Heidi in a moment, roll on the backstory!Ā  So Heidi knew Victoria as they used to be coven mates and weā€™re going to continue on as though Heidi didnā€™t care when she was killed? Like...its genuinely a burning question in my mind! If she didn't care, could that show the extent of Chelseaā€™s power in action!? (can we tell im enthusiastic about this coven yet?) Itā€™s quite smart to have someone lure in prey. I wont lie, Heidi has quite the badass role in the coven. I wouldn't have thought about that I reckon. Iā€™ve always thought that showed a kind of superiority. Oh you guys need to hunt your prey? pfft, ours literally comes to us. Her backstory really starts with Heidi being mistreated in her human life...a common theme Smeyer has. It can get old- i wont lie but when i give it some thought it kind of makes sense. Rosalie said it herself in eclipse, if any one of them had their happy ending, theyā€™d be six feet under but iā€™d love a little bit more creativity. I could go on about how male vampires ended up being changed in comparison to female vampires but iā€™ll swiftly move on because thatā€™s a whole other thing alone. Heidi was changed out of pity. (Which kinda infuriates me just to type, a pity change? Really? Really Hilda? weā€™ll see why it annoys me when i explain my take on Heidi.) Heidi was happy in her coven with Hilda, Victoria etc, which is hell yes. We love that. This is around the time she discovered her gift. Vampires were attracted to her and humans fell prey to her easily. Yup okay. Iā€™ll take that. After a newborn vampire causedĀ ā€˜too much attentionā€™ Aro spared Heidi and Chelsea used her gift on Heidi. Nice, very nice aaaaand thatā€™s where it stops and im left hanging.Ā  Personality time with Smeyer! Lets goooo.Ā  From what i remember and can find- she didnā€™t fucking have one. Apparently being pretty is enough for everyone.Ā  Which in hindsight, fair enough on a human Bellaā€™s perspective, its literally Heidiā€™s gift to lure you in no matter what. She could tell you sheā€™s a serial killer (and technically is lmao) and is about to sell your kidneys on the black market as to which youā€™ll be likeĀ ā€˜sign me the fuck up, want my liver too? Here, let me lie on the table for you. Iā€™m down.ā€™ without even realising what just happened. But even beyond that...Heidi has no personality traits mentioned. In New Moon she appears to be a little flirty which im all for, why the hell not? But...thats it? Thats all I get? Then we get into fanfictions, because i read them growing up. Heidi was depicted as flirtatious, promiscuous and then it varied between manipulative or she wasnt very smart. Which iā€™m knocking absolutely no one for. I think you can get a badass character who is incredibly dumb. I think all characters are actually valid whether theyā€™re a genius or flat out dumb. I love them all. However it never really sat with me. I was never quite satisfied which i was fine with until i started writing for myself. Thatā€™s when i knew iā€™d have to really think about what my version of Heidi would be or iā€™d never be happy with my work. That and you also begin to fill in the blanks? The more you write the more you flesh out a character for yourself and so that rolls into my version of Heidi! So for my Heidi, she often gets the same trope ofĀ ā€˜sheā€™s pretty and rich, those types of girls have easy lives who always had everything given to them.ā€™ Then when itā€™s discovered she didnā€™t have a good human life. It turns to the next assumption ofĀ ā€˜oh sheā€™s pretty and stupid enough to be used and manipulatedā€™. In a lot of ways, thatā€™s what Heidi wants everyone to think. Underestimate her, please, its all the easier to manipulate you if you do.Ā  Sheā€™s actually very smart and her rough human life made her more tough and intelligent. Sheā€™s very manipulative and yes sheā€™s very flirty. You can look but you cant touch! She enjoys the attention her beauty gets her but if only these people would care more about what sheā€™s like as a person. Sheā€™s not a barbie doll she will play you if she needs to. The only one whoā€™s actually gotten far enough to sleep with Heidi is Demetri and even then the two donā€™t see each other romantically. Theyā€™re good friends who thinks the other is very attractive but that's where it ends. Theyā€™re basically friends with benefits some times lmao. However, Demetri got that far because he seeā€™s the intellect Heidi actually has and acknowledges it. He thinks shes a queen who should be treated as such. She could take anything she wanted, a storm that people can only hope to survive in one piece.Ā  Secretly she enjoys a family setting. Whilst she never really wanted children (especially when she was expected to when human), she couldn't help but melt inside seeing little human children with their loving parents. She wants that for all children. Whether that's because she lacked such affection growing up, no one knows. Sheā€™s also a really good friend, you bet sheā€™ll have your back. Crappy ex? Well weā€™ll show them, wont we (Y/N)? Sheā€™ll be a bitch and enjoy every second of it. She also loves the single life, believe it or not, youā€™ll have more difficulty getting Heidi to settle down than you would Demetri which speaks volumes.Ā  So yeah, move past her gift and really get to know her and you might have a very good friend.Ā  I also donā€™t see Heidi having a preference between male or females and thatā€™s in all honesty. Times have changed and if she is attracted to another female then she wont be ashamed of it. She never has been (Demetri was the first to figure that out, Felix may be the last.) Even when the times werenā€™t approving of different sexualities, she didn't care. She will flirt with you and find it ridiculously cute if you get flustered.
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Sulpicia: Sulpicia was an orphan which i used to develop my own version of her. Sulpicia grew to love Aro which im on the fence about but yup, iā€™ll take it. Youā€™ll see what happens with my version in a bit lmao. and thatā€™s where it stops. I get no personality again but do you know what we do in this fandom? We create one and fill in the blanks baby! So i write Sulpicia very materialistic and vain, sheā€™s most snobbish of the wives and due to the other two, also considered the meaner one. She didnt have such things as a child being an orphan so when she got the opportunity to have it-she jumped. She isnt easily impressed and married Aro not for love but for immortality, money and status. (Heā€™s only married you for your money, princess Jasmine! HE ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY! Damn it tik tok, but make it princess Aro) Which works well, because Aro doesnt necessarily love her either, he just wanted a mate so he wasnt the odd one out.He literally created her because he was likeĀ ā€œYup, youā€™ll do.ā€ The two recognised they made a great team and image so they kinda grew to love each other? A little bit? Sure weā€™ll say its love...sorta. ANYWAY, Itā€™s a highlight to Sulpicia being locked in that tower where she doesnt need to see Aro every little moment, itā€™s better than having a husband who sheā€™d need to see everyday. ...Yeah my Sulpicia is something else lmao.
Athenodora:Ā  Athenodora is one of the oldest vampires in existence which kinda has me shook but I'll take it. She met Caius when he was fleeing from the Romanians, the two travelled together until they met Aro. Whilst on their nomadic travels they seemingly became mates. That's all we know about that. As to which the Volturi coven was made. Athenodora is completely loyal to Caius as well as highly dependent on him and I think that's very realistic given her circumstances. That's where their story ends...maybe for Smeyer but not for me! šŸ˜ So I picture Caius and Athenodora being different sides of the same coin. Athenodora really mellows Caius, she is no where near is violent and sadistic as he is but due to her unwavering loyalty and dependency, she doesn't feel inclination to go against him...also because of Chelsea and Corin but I've said that so many times in this post I think we get the point. I think she's actually more gentle and soft spoken but that being said. She is very reserved and if she were to be angered she'd very much change. She could cut you down with words alone. Caius loves it. However beyond this is someone who is very maternal. Caius would appreciate it more if the two had children but instead it has created empathy. Caius doesn't want that when he can rip their head off. She struggles a little more with the 'no second chances' and that's another reason why Caius keeps her locked away and away from it. These two love each other more than words can describe. After being through so much with someone, the love can only grow. The two would happily risk their life for the other. Caius is saddened that he could never give her the family she wanted. He knows that to this day, Athenodora tries to reign in that side of her. He's a very supportive husband who's very different around his wife. He's much more tolerant, and angry. Simply more at ease. If anything happened to Athenodora, to put it simply...there would be hell to pay.
Didyme: Married to Marcus and Aroā€™s biological sister. Cute, me likely, keepy going. Her gift was happiness induction. VERY ADORABLE- Dont be as menacing as your brother...please. She was born several years after Aro and was changed by Aro ten and a half years after he was turned. (Dont tease me with all this lore Smeyer, I know what youā€™re gonna do) Aro was deeply disappointed her gift was just to make people happy- its okay Didyme, we love you. Aro is just...Aro. Her gift made many fall in love with her and its so freaking cute i CANT- but she only felt the same feelings for Marcus. MY HEART IS SO WARMMMM. Unfortunately they were so happy together that they lost interest in anything Volturi and were ready to leave. (Uh oh.) Aro, being the sneaky fellow he is, was likeĀ ā€œIā€™m really happy for yā€™all of course you can leave. I love you my babies. My best friend and my sisterrrrrrr, I am the captain of this SHIP.ā€ but was actually likeĀ ā€œwait, no, no, no, not my Marcus. D-D-Did-Didyme I NEED him.ā€ Think Sid the Sloth from ice age in the first movie when Sid really wants the baby. So this man is like...gonna have to do it to em and murder. He killed Didyme secretly (dunno how he pulled the secret part off- like i know how he did it but how did no one hear or see anything or even suspect anything IT WAS LITERAL FRIENDLY FIRE but we love the drama so continue.) Ironically enough she was very close with Aro and the two actually did love each other, Aro is just...murderous apparently, to the extent that even his sister isnt safe. And thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s Didyme. Which im like...alright Smeyer i see you. I like this and expanded on this with my Didyme. Ā i get the vibes that Didyme is the most innocent and kind of all the Volturi. Losing her meant losing the consciousness within the Volturi making them all the more ruthless because there was no one to say.Ā ā€œGuys, maybe lets rethink this? and quickly because i cant get Caius to put down the torch thats currently on fire.ā€ Losing Didyme made Marcus mostly become passive and would rarely stop anything that happened. I often wonder if that provoked a lot of guilt for Marcus later on. (However thats a spoiler for something im currently writing...;) ) I also think of her as a major daydreamer and the most soft, gentle person anyone will ever meet. Like its difficult not to like her despite being in the Volturi, even the Romanians would have struggled if they met her. So in the long run...i hate nothing about Didyme, only find more and more love lmao.
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Corin: So im going to be honest and tell you i have no idea what Corin would look like. Iā€™ve got nothing and when i was younger i wasnt even sure if Corin was male or female. Like a lot of these names, i had never heard of the nameĀ ā€˜Corinā€™. I dont write for her as of yet because im still trying to figure her out. I think sheā€™s quite quiet, she lets her gift do most of the work for her in keeping the wives, Chelsea and Caius when he doesnt get to go on a rampage, content. She was brought in also after Didyme died but Marcus refused her gift.Thatā€™s all iā€™ve got for her. Her gift is amazing, pretty underrated in my personal opinion since like Chelsea, she really helps keep the Volturi unified but other than that, I dont have much to say about her. :(
Afton:Ā  Another character i basically filled the blanks in for myself. So what weā€™re told is that heā€™s Chelseaā€™s mate and has the ability to disappear . Whilst thats a pretty cool trick...the volturi dont necessarily need it but they have to keep Chelsea happy and she demands that Afton stays so welcome to the family Afton! I also recently learned that if you hide behind Afton and he goes invisible infront of an opponent, you too will also be invisible. I figure that is until the opponent moves and basically changes their perspective but i could be wrong with that last part. Thatā€™s all we get so time for my unnecessary input!Ā  SO AFTON IS A TOTAL SWEETHEART. Heā€™s very shy but polite. This is a complete opposite to his mate Chelsea. Itā€™s actually what she liked about him. At first is was just be flirtatious to the shy vampire but when she actually got to know him... she fell hard. It was also Chelsea who had made the first move since Afton was so shy. Of course sheā€™d never say so and Afton would never want to embarrass her so that was never really disclosed to anyone who wasnā€™t around at that time. She brings Afton out of his shell a lot and it wasnā€™t long before the two were mates. Chelsea is the light of his life. Hands down. He puts up with a lot for her and is happy to do so. She could ask anything of him and heā€™d do it and she doesnā€™t even need to use her gift. He buys are anything she wants almost instantly. He cant help but adore her passionate personality, like how hooked she can get on eraā€™s such as the 1920ā€²s, her love for jazz music and her ability to gush on and on about anything. The two had what the other lacked and that made them an excellent team. I love their relationship. I cant help it. However, as i said before Afton is very shy and tends to keep to himself. Sadly that, paired with Chelseaā€™s demand to keep him in the Volturi has left Afton a little bit outcasted. All the other permanent guards were wanted and considered important whilst Afton...not so much. Although that isnā€™t to say the other guards are mean to him or anything. They arenā€™t! (Except the twins who are...the twins.) Felix and Demetri tried to include him a lot but it was very difficult to break him out of his shell. That doesnā€™t mean to say they wont invite Afton when heā€™s around. Chelsea always appreciates their efforts. Afton is notably good friends with Santiago, who often preferred solitude as well.Ā 
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(Guard to the left is who I imagine Afton is)
Chelsea: So supposedly Chelseaā€™s original name is Charmion? When i was younger i didnt really care much about her. I only really knew her gift and that she was the reason Afton was kept in the Volturi, since they were mates. From what im aware Chelsea basically wasnt in the movies/not identified. There wasnt much said about her in the books either. So since then iā€™ve kind of developed my own persona of Chelsea that could be completely inaccurate to canon but canon was my foundations with characters like these. She was always a red head in my eyes with ringlets, a copper kind of red head. I also pictured her to be small. However the newest addition to her character would have to be the mid-Atlantic accent. I blame Poppy Hill for this one. That character screamed Chelsea to me. She was very close to how i imagine Chelsea to be. So now Chelsea has an accent that i have no clue how she managed to maintain being in Italy so long and being born in Greece. LMAO. Weā€™ll say she was very attached to that time. However, I think the time she joined the Volturi was actually very good for the story. She first came around just after Marcus had lost Didyme and Aro had her use her ability to keep Marcus in the coven. itā€™s really cool how she could really make or break the coven. Although, Aro was smart enough to not fully rely on her, using Corinā€™s ability on Chelsea to make sure sheā€™d be happy and stay within the Volturi. Thats where the information on Chelsea really ends Over the years Chelsea has appeared in my writing and so beyond this point, Chelseaā€™s character is only my depiction.Ā  I figure Chelsea is a talker, like she can talk her way in and out of situations with ease. She enjoys being manipulated and even more so, being needed.Much like her gift, she gets under peopleā€™s skin- not in terms that sheā€™s annoying but more so she can figure out people very well.Ā Her mate is the complete opposite and so she often speaks on the behalf of them. Chelsea is very social and charismatic. She along with Heidi are the only two Volturi members who will be out and interacting with humans if necessary. Heidi for her ability but Chelsea purely for her social skills. Sheā€™s also the most interested in human culture. She loves the parties- the 1920ā€²s being her favourite era in terms of fashion. She has no issue changing her name and has done so multiple times when the names run out of fashion.Itā€™s like playing dress up! Iā€™d actually love to write more about her. Iā€™ve really grown to love her character, even if i filled in some blanks for myself. I think she and Aftonā€™s relationship is one of the best, up there with Carlisle and Esme- despite the two being very different. Itā€™s a part of their dynamic!
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(I always imagined Chelsea to be a red head but Poppy Hill from THOHH is a very close depiction to Chelsea in my eyes)
Renata: A stressed little bean that lives on stress. I remember thinking when i was younger she was the big threat since she was Aroā€™s shield but now that im older i see...a stressed little five foot bean. I have no idea what she looks like but always imagine her dark hair tied in a tight bun, looking almost painful. Another who wears heels, like Heidi but she is very rigid just as she has been described. Her uncle is a bit of an ass considering he begged her to go with the Volturi so there wouldnā€™t be a threat. Dude, can you not just...hand over your niece? At least hesitate! Just like that, thanks to Chelsea, sheā€™d give her life to protect Aro and...I have nothing else. Yes it does drive me mad that there are two named guards i know next to nothing about.
Santiago:So whatā€™s known about Santiago is that he doesnā€™t actually have an ability. Heā€™s just very good at battle techniques and fighting which is why heā€™s kept around. If they need fighters, theyā€™re top three are Felix, Demetri and Santiago...in that order. Santiago is also much faster than a regular vampire (as shown in breaking dawn part 2- he caught up to Jacob and Renesmee quite fast despite the two having a running start and wolves supposedly being very fast- much like a vampire) Thatā€™s all we know of him so then i got in there and this is how I write Santiago. I gave him the background of coming from a superstitious family. Like he would be told tales of demons and witches growing up as well as things like voodoo. He knew an awful lot of urban legends and whilst he stopped believing in the bad luck his family taught him, he still held interest and couldnā€™t help the instinct of unease when witnessing such things as rituals. Itā€™s ironic really. However Santiago always deems that humans have it all wrong. These forces are beyond human understanding and shouldnā€™t be played with. In that way, perhaps Santiago still has some belief in things such as superstition. Heā€™s very secretive about it and would never clarify it for you. Santiago keeps to himself and can be quite standoffish. He can also be blunt even if itā€™s insulting- he doesnā€™t tend to care. Although he and Afton became quite good friends since the Afton was an outcast and Santiago didnā€™t enjoy large groups, or most people in general.
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neo-shitty Ā· 3 years ago
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toffee!
ah yeah, i think quarentine has given people some opportunity to actually just sit with the person they are, rather than be rushing around for the person they want to become. its good you got smth good out of isolation! ah thats great! hope you had fun and ur partner in crime speeds back home so you can get out more hehe.
ah yeah ty, good suggestions.
hmm good point, i was sort of putting it separate to the whole not-sexualising thing, but yeah. mmm yeah i totally agree, some of the enhypen fics/imagines *shudder* and even reading innie stuff is just a bit *icky* cos everyone still thinks of him as our agi ppang. yeah def would be good but sadly this just seems to be the world we live in. :(
ah yes the holy masterlist (not sarc) i have actually read in the rain and gladius maximus before, but ill go look for in class! oooh thats good! character development lol. hmmmm yes champagne problems was the angst to end all angst, that shit hurt. it was actually one of the first of your fics i read and i recall almost crying over the whole thing, it was so heartbreaking, i can see how it almost made you want to drop angst. good that youve allowed yourself some lee-way tho :)
hehe thats so cool. okay here we go, ill try not to be mortally offended (/hj)
cheese - yes same, i liked it but that was all there was, it wasnt a super standout track. it was rlly underwhelming for me but some of the hook is super catchy so there is Redemption (tm) in store for cheese maybe
thunderous - mmm, yeah at first i totally agreed, i think they suffer from too much good music syndrome, that all their other tracks are such fucking bops its hard to stay at that level of perfection. the choreo was beautiful tho and tbh, the track has grown on me since ive been watching all the vids abt it. its my brothers favourite track
domino - YES GODAMMIT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TITLE TRACK. the raps, the vocals, the vibes, the fucking domino sound in the back? i would have streamed that shit on repeat. but tbh, as good as it is, it doesnt have that sort of grandness/oomph that skz seems to like in their title tracks so i can see why they chose thunderous (tho domino would have been so good) *sigh*
ssick - yeah same, not my fave track by a long mile, the crowd cheering was a ?strange? choice and the chorus was a bit bare/empty, plus like i mentioned earlier, it was kinda funny to me for some reason but ill still play it if im playing thru the whole album
the view - ahh one of those not like other girls (/j) i honestly think its just a good party song, just a bop to play in the background when nobodys rlly paying much attention. its pretty generic pop music but catchy
sorry, i love you - hehe yeah i thought it was going to be sadder as well, but i rlly loved the fact that they all just got to sing, which almost never happens, i dont think ive heard felix sing for a long time, so i enjoyed it. wasnt rlly a standout track but i just casually like it. looking forward to the fic haha
silent cry - this song i swear, some bits are rlly good and then others are just? why?? it does sound like a dance song tho idk. definitely not one of my faves either
secret secret - YES its so good! its such a chill song and i love their vocals in it. the combination of lo-fi/fake strings backup stuff and their heavenly vocals just makes it *chefs kiss* im listening to it rn and just... its so beautiful. it gives me pumped up another day vibes ya know? like my pace is edgy get cool, this one is energetic another day i feel like. overall i love it
STAR LOST - ah thats so cool! i didnt know that! on first listen this song had a similar vibe to secret secret but then the beat came in and ahh its such a good song. i can totally imagine them putting this song to a concert footage vid, this song is so sweet.
red lights - LMAO YES ITS SO AWKWARD WHY DOES IT GO ON FOR SO LONG ah thats good! yeah good point, its quite intense hehe. but that is my fave trope and this is lowkey my favourite track on the album so ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ just the combination of hyunjins and chans voices, the backing music, the lyrics ahh red lights my beloved
surfinā€™ - yes lmao its always a shock, i feel like they should have put gone away in between them, but its such a fun cute song, i cant get rlly mad. yeah, as an aussie i think im contractually obligated to like beaches lol. sand im not such a fan of, but my familys rlly into fishing and my brother loves bodyboarding so we stay at a beach house at least twice a year and we live like 5 mins from 3 different beaches (hehe all aussie cities are on the coast lol) so thats cool. do you like beaches?
gone away - ah gone away my beloved, i love this song sm, its just so pure and showcases their vocals and lyrics so well. yes the pitch change is very out of the blue, i feel liek they went directly from seungmins soft vocals to hans powerful ones which was an interesting choice, but hey, im not complaining
wolfgang - YES IKR ah im so happy he got to be included in that era and song. yeah its such a full on song i cant rlly listen to it if im in a quiet mood but its very motivating :)
hehe mood, i hope they do! ahhh no rest, but at least you wont have to pull a blink and wait a year for any word from the group lol. im not rlly into nct but im excited for them! ah hopefully youll be able to sneak some rest into that chaotic schedule, with enhypen (idk if u stan but yeah) squeezed into it haha
<3 w.a. šŸŗ
i wheezed at partner in crime, it reminded me of smth. i have a lee know fic in the drafts that i wrote 'in honor' of him (and his departure-ish). i'll tag you when i finish it, if you want. it's a rather hilarious one.
oh my god. based on my experience on the collabs i've joined before, writing explicit shit for '01 & '02 is not accepted (nct's maknaes) but with enha's hyung line '01 & '02 somehow it's okay? i do a double take every time i see fics like those i mean, technically, it's legal but still what the fuck. maybe it's just not for me at the moment. not at us venting our frustration about this. it's just something that's so accepted here that i am (in all honesty) slightly uncomfortable about. but oh well. that's kpop writerblr for you.
man i could've linked all the fics in the ask instead so you wouldn't have to go looking for them! i think i saw you like in class the other day (the fic i renamed into sharp-tongued, god it took me a while to remember the new title). describing champagne problems as an angst to end all angst is one way to put what i was feeling back in december. it just hurt to write and admit?? if that ever happened to me i would prolly cry :d
okay back to the album talk! i love how you answered with more thoughts. i love exchanges like these! i am a victim of the cheese hook and it's now one of my favorite tracks in the album. PLS, TOO MUCH GOOD MUSIC SYNDROME. that's on our self-producing kings šŸ˜ŒšŸ’… also, your brother has taste! as i am typing this, domino's currently playing in my head and i realized that too, that it doesn't have that 'vibe' of a skz title track. honestly, this could be a title track of another group. ssick is starting to grown on me because i found the beats cool kdjsk not the not like other girls šŸ˜­ the view is the generic pop that i don't like but i get why a lot of people enjoy it. sorry i love you scratches a certain itch that i find myself singing the first few lines every time i remember it. i too would want to hear felix sing more!
> a mini junction on the album talk bc i got side tracked. on that topic, i want skz to switch positions at some point like i know those allrounders are capable of doing so. specifically, i want to hear seungmin rap!!!! (yk in the recent weekly idol he talked faster than changbin in a challenge and changbin is like the fastest rapper in kpop that's active atm if im not mistaken. my dandy boy has some potential and i want it UNLEASHED.)
back to album talk. silent cry is basically sad music to twerk to. secret secret is definitely one of my favorite tracks :( i loved how you compared the tracks HAJSAH i burst out laughing bc yk what, you're right! i want to make a star lost edit of skz but i simply do not have the time i want to cry. i love the song so much. ok, my dreaded track, red lights. idt i have played the track since we last talked. my friend sent me the lyrics tho and i'm itching to write a twisted au out of it. idk if you're comfortable with yandere but somewhere along those themes. the obsessive type of love that's sweet at first but turns rotten. IMAGINE IF THEY PUT GONE AWAY BETWEEN ASHJA it's like going from 50 shades to the notebook.
i was about to ask if you lived near the coast and you literally mentions it here god im so stupid. yes i LOOOOOOOOOVE beaches so much. living in an archipelago is fun :( i live in a part of the country that's more island than city so every time i want some vitamin sea it's accessible. i heard the waves in australia are great :( anYWHOOO gone away :(( every time it plays im compelled to skip it because it makes me sAD AND NOWADAYS I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO BE SAD. contrary to you, i dislike my quiet moods because i tend to overthink a lot.
i have this little analogy about how there are stays that enjoy songs the generic pop + mellow songs and then there are other stays that enjoy the noisy tracks. in my mind, it's like a perfect balance that makes me feel like all the tracks are loved in the end. just by different people.
PULL A BLINK. bro i fucking hate yg entertainment. they have the biggest kpop girl group LOCKED in their basement when they could be (and i mean this in the most business-like way not morally) milking money of the quad. they're yg's biggest hope at not being bankrupt atm so it's a damn fucking mystery to me as to how they aren't doing anything. (jk i just realized lisa solo album soon, but i still need a ot4 cb hELLO)
i stopped looking forward to the teasers. rest > kpop boys. i don't want to sound like a cult member but have you tried checking out nct? are they just not your thing? (i get it tho, that's one hard group to get into). and yes i do stan enhypen!
wow i love how long these asks are! they're like online penpals. but i also want to ask about you! how have you been lately? are you feeling okay both mentally and physically? how's the weather there? do you have anything that you want to talk about? maybe an interesting book you read? feel free to bring up anything you want to share! i'm getting conscious about talking about myself HAJHSJ
and yet another long answer B) i am sooo sorry T___T should these ask exchanges feel draining to you, feel free to stop sending them in AAAA
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steponmepinkjun Ā· 4 years ago
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THE POV HOLDING FELIXS HAND NOOO IM DEVASTATED OMG i cant say ive held his hand but i did hi five it once. 10/10 experience his smile is radiant up close it blinded me. anygays youre right, the kpop industry highkey supports delulu fan behaviour, like to the point it sometimes causes a lot of harm, but for the fans who know how to draw boundaries its Heaven. the whole reason i like skz so much in particular tho is bc of how genuine they are - ive been a kpop fan for years now, ive stanned over a dozen groups; not that any of them were Ingenuine, but they were all just doing their job. being idols. its literally in the name. skz take it to the next level because they're like our friends. they dont try force the "dating ur idol" image and their target audience is just everyone who needs a safe space. they care so much and their hearts are so big and that's something i think you genuinely cant fake.
but just to back it up some more - as an aussie i know like 3 diff ppl who know a guy who know a guy etc. who knew felix, and the unanimous agreement was that he was a dork but an absolute Sweetheart. everyone whos ever worked with felix says hes practically an angel. and im a scorpio (rmb bulldozer anon hehe) so im always right abt vibes and his vibes r Immaculate. point is its not delusional to think that skz are authentic and real with us and some of the kindest people you'll ever meet; images can and often Are fabricated, but you'll never meet another idol group this genuine.
gonna sign off as felix bi anon this time hehe
Okay, wait, WAIT
HI, HELLO, are we just going to speed past the SEVERAL BOMBS YOU DROPPED HERE???????
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You're just gonna drop in, go, "Hi, I have been in the same room with THE Lee Felixā„¢, close enough to reach over and snatch one of his freckles off his cute lil noseā€”something that's only the most distant and impossible daydream for your poor broke ass livin' in the middle of East Jesus, Nowhereā€”no biggie tho." Which, first of all, is DEEPLY offensive because I KNOW he smelled good, I KNOW he did, and just being able to be in the presence of his smile in real life without immediately having a mental breakdown is a flex on my mental stability (or lack thereof). AND THEN, to just CASUALLY go, "Oh and also I know someone who knows someone who knows Felix, as one does," AS IF ITS A CASUAL FUCKING TUESDAY????? FUCKING H E L L O O O O O O O??????????? AS IF YOU DIDNT JUST STUNT ON MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE??????????? No, it's fine, I'll just fucking lay awake in bed tonight seething with jealousy, it's not a problem. No problem. NO PROBLEM.
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I mean, it's fine, I'll just neglect to mention that whilst showing my mother videos of skz (she has mentally adopted them at this point and texts me daily to ask, "How are our boys?") I sighed forlornly at a video of Felix just Existingā„¢ and went, "God clearly has her favorites, cause some people got the Pretty Gene," and she just went, "Yup." THE AUDACITY šŸ˜¤ This is also the same woman who, when I told her that my older sister and I are planning a trip to Australia next summer to visit one of her friends, COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED went, "Ah, gonna get yourself a knockoff Bang Chan, huh? A bootleg Felix, perhaps?" MY OWN MOTHER LIT MY ASS UP OVER THE FANTASY OF A SITUATION YOU ARE ACTUALLY LIVING, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY BESTIE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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sinfullytempting Ā· 5 years ago
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Temptations (Greed)
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Its your favorite asshole!! Seonghwa!!
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San (Lust 1) / Yeosang (Gluttony 2) / Seonghwa (Greed 3) / Wooyoung (Envy 4) / Filler Chapter (5)
ā€œSanggie already saw here and thats not fair!ā€
Seonghwa twitched as he waited for San to open the door, ignoring Wooyoungā€™s yelling from the phone as he rose a curious brow, waiting for the boy to open the door. ā€œWooyoung shut up.ā€ Seonghwa ended the call and shoved his phone in his pocket as he leaned closer and knocked on the door harder. ā€œSan!ā€
San growled lowly, wrapping his arms around your waist tighter as he glared at the door. He pulled away. ā€œFinish cooking, please.ā€ The ā€˜pleaseā€™ being tacked on as a last minute addition. San stood up straight before walking towards the door and swinging it open.
ā€œCan i come in?ā€ Seonghwa watched San, gold eyes watching red, not stepping foot inside the room. Seonghwa couldnt come in unless he had Sanā€™s permission, or you gave him permission. Sanā€™s lip curled as he shook his head. ā€œNo you cannot.ā€ Seonghwa make be older but San is stronger. ā€œNo you can not~ā€ San smiled widely before he saw you come around the corner. ā€œSan who is this? Another one of the sins?ā€
This male was tall, caramel colored hair, sharp gold eyes (those have to be contacts right?) and a cunning smile once he saw you appear, gold eyes lighting up. ā€œHello~ May i come in?ā€ You frowned. ā€œOf course why wouldnt you be allowed?ā€ His cunning grin turned into a smirk as he pushed past San, automatically bee lining your way and gently holding your hand, kissing the back of it. ā€œYou do smell delightful, Thats wonderful.ā€ You blinked, not expecting the boy to appear as quickly as he did, San quietly closing the door.
ā€œYes, this here, is Greed.ā€ San came around and pulled you away from Seonghwaā€™s hands, a nasty look being sent towards Seonghwa as San stood behind you. Seonghwa stood up straight, lips pulled into a polite smile.
ā€œYes, i am greed but my name is Park Seonghwa. Its a pleasure to meet you Y/n.ā€ His smile was tempting in all the wrong ways, but the way San had a hold of you, an arm wrapped around your waist, tugging you into his side, said he knew what you were thinking. Of course he did thats the first thing he did when you woke up.
ā€œUh...likewise?ā€ You muttered, a questioning tone. ā€œUh how did you get here- Wait did you said i smell delightful? Yeosang said the same thing.ā€ Seonghwaā€™s eyes brightened at the mention of Gluttonyā€™s name. ā€œSo youve met Sangie? Ah, indeed, you smell absolutely devine its a shame San got to you firstā€¦ā€ A deep rumble next to your chest hold you that San had growled- Wait growled? You fidgeted, noticing the thick tension in the room.
ā€œUhm...i need to finish cookingā€¦ā€ You squirmed your way from Sanā€™s iron hold and escaped into the kitchen.
Taking a deep breath you thought back to the small conversation you had with San. ā€˜Think hard enough and you can summon himā€™. You closed your eyes tightly, thinking and imagining the pretty boy infront of you, almost begging for someone sane in the current situation that is happening in your living room.
A familiar presence next to you made you relax, coming face to face with Yeosang. ā€œOh thank you for showing up.ā€ Yeosang cocked his head to the side, eyes darting to the hallway that led to the two sins. ā€œSannie...and Hwa are here? Greed and Lust but heads all the time. But youā€™ve been claimed so it shouldnt be this bad.ā€
Yeosang glanced at the kitchen then to you. ā€œ...is that chicken?ā€ You giggled, nodding and plating the food and guiding Yeosang to a table. ā€œSan said you liked chicken.ā€ He giggled and nodded. ā€˜Heā€™s so cute, like a little brotherā€™ You smiled and turned back to the kitchen only to see Seonghwa and San standing infront of you. ā€œI cant believe it actually worked, you summoned Yeosangā€¦ā€ Seonghwa mumbled. ā€œSheā€™s stronger then you said.ā€ He turned towards San, seeing the smirk on his face. ā€œThats my angel, so full of purity and innocence, so strong and you dont even know it.ā€ He grinned, San lifting your hand to his lips as he pressed a kiss against your knuckles. ā€œEverytime you do something somewhat sinful you just smell that much better, youre so intoxicating.ā€ He smirked as Seonghwa sat infront of Yeosang.
Shuffling closer to you he pressed his face against your neck, almost groaning. ā€œYou smell so good~ Its so worrisome that no one has noticed you til nowā€¦ā€ San tensed, head turning towards the door. ā€œYou mustā€™ve had a guardian angel, keeping you from us, hiding your scent, dulling it so we cant sense itā€¦ā€ San purred quietly in your ear, eyes scanning the area. ā€œBut where is he now? He must have been one of the strongest to be able to dull your scent almost completely.ā€
You blinked, confused. ā€œIf i did...i didnt knowā€¦ā€ Seonghwa chuckled. ā€œOf course you didnt know, theyre supposed to stay out of sight, only guard you from death.ā€ You threw a glare toward the sin who merely smirked. ā€œHush, i didnt know you sins existed til this one introduced himself, quite rudely, this morning. And ive met two others in one day, so you can imagine how tired i am correct?ā€
He wiggled from Sanā€™s hold and placed a plate infront of Seonghwa then one next to Yeosang for San. ā€œSit down and eat, both of you.ā€
ā€œShe sorta smells like...Felix?ā€ San stopped at Yeosangā€™s words. ā€œFelix? Like The guardian angel Felix?ā€ Yeosang nodded absentmindedly, chewing on his food. ā€œWhat happened to Felix for him to leave her side...and how do you know Felix?ā€ Yeosang hummed, swallowing a bite. ā€œWooyoungie knows one of his mortal friends? Changbin? I think thats his name.ā€
San hummed quietly, thinking about why Felix could have disappeared from your side. ā€œHeā€™s strong tho, what could have pulled him away like that?ā€ San mumbled, eyes gliding towards you. ā€œYou said i could summon Yeosang if i tried hard enough right? And i did, it worked...do you think i could somehow summon Felix?ā€
ā€œ...also i had a guardian angel? Apparently how youā€™re speaking of him he is...a strong angel?ā€ San scrunched his nose but nodded, not sitting well with the feeling of talking about how to summon an angel, let alone a guardian angel. Especially with Felix being a higher being then just an angel.
ā€œYes...Felix is a very strong guardian angel. He usually works alone but he has, two other angels he works with and mortal friends for some reason, but they arent important, what is important is, what happened to Felix. Even though hes an angel he was supposed to guard you, and its increasingly frightening the more i think about how he disappeared enough for me to find you and claim you.ā€
You nodded, backing up on your thoughts. ā€œSo? Do you think i could try and summon him?ā€ The three sins turned and looked at you. ā€œYou want to try and summon an angel?ā€ Seonghwa spoke, a mocking tone as he spoke. ā€œLet alone a guardian angel? Who you dont even know what he looks like?ā€ You couldnt help but shrink a little bit at his mocking.
ā€œShe did summon Yeosang...and we do know someone who knows what Felix looks like, and one who knows someone he works withā€¦ā€ San mumbled, looking around. ā€œBut is it a smart idea to search for him? Maybe he doesnt want to be found? But he wouldnt just abandon the person he was sent to protect right?ā€ Yeosang spoke up as he finished his plate, orange eyes locking on you. ā€œBut summoning me seemed to drain you, so how about you eat then rest, the rest of us will look for ways to find him, this guardian angel-ā€
ā€œI think this is a bad idea.ā€ Seonghwa stood up.
ā€œWhy would it be a bad idea?ā€
ā€œHello? Yeosang? The two strongest sins are going to look for a guardian angel? Does that sound ok?ā€
You puffed your cheeks as you listened to the duo talk. ā€œWhat if i want to find him? He should be around right? Do i need to put myself in danger for him to show up?ā€ San blinked at your words. ā€œLove, you smell like me now, i dont know if heā€™d come to save you. Im pretty sure, if he was still around he wouldnt saved you from me as soon as i appeared. Some low level demon wouldnt smelled Felix on you and bolted...but it was so faint i could barely smell it.ā€ He hummed quietly.
ā€œWe can try tomorrow ok? We can talk to someone who knows how to find him.ā€ He sighed. ā€œSince youre so persistent on it.ā€ You smiled and nodded. ā€œNow...can all of you leave so i can clean up and go to sleepā€¦ā€
ā€œDont worry about it, ill clean up for you.ā€ Seonghwa stood up, grabbing the plates and walking towards the sink, Yeosang standing up and stretching before nodding. ā€œIā€™ll leave, thank you for the food Y/n.ā€ You smiled as the pink haired boy nodded, disappearing with orange smoke. You coughed a bit before hesitating to leave with one unknown sin in your kitchen cleaning up. The feeling of an arm around your waist guiding you to your room startled you. ā€œSan-ā€
ā€œDont worry, he will probably end up cleaning your whole houseā€¦ā€ He snickered as he opened your door. ā€œHeā€™s a clean freak.ā€ Seonghwa hissed from inside the kitchen. ā€œShut up San!ā€
He chuckled and closed the door behind you both, guiding you to the bed and humming. ā€œChange. Maybe ill sing for you.ā€
You nodded and grabbed clothes before heading into your bathroom, throwing a glance back at San who grinned at you from the chair at your table. ā€œGo on or ill come in to help you change!ā€ You threw a glare before slamming the door shut behind you, letting Sanā€™s laughter seep through the door.
ā€œI hate sins...ā€
ā€œDont lie baby you love us!ā€
ā€œI only tolerate some of you, aka Yeosang!ā€
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kendrixtermina Ā· 5 years ago
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Do you think any of the FE3H cast would ever betray someone close to them? I feel like many of them would be okay doing so if they didnt know the person (they would likely see it as normal tactics/behavior as you wouldn't trust someone you dont know.) But when it comes to someone close to them I feel like a lot of them couldn't do it due to moral/personal/other reasons? The only exceptions I could see are cases like El where her goals are above all else but I couldn't see her doing that post-CF.
Hm. This depends on what you count as betrayal.Ā 
Both Dimitri and Rhea accuse Edelgard ofĀ ā€œbetrayingā€ them but she never had loyalty to them to begin with at least not over the age of twelve. She definitely would choose the cause over any previous affiliation but she also makes sure her followers know what theyā€™re in for and gives them the option to back out.Ā 
Claude tells no one his true intentions and in part makes ppl work towards causes that they wouldnā€™t necessary support (he wants to lower the influence of the church but talks the church people into supporting him) but he does get people what he promised them and doesnā€™t wash his hands of them at any point.Ā 
Then you have Yuri who deceives his allies, doesnā€™t make himself accountable to anyone etc. but still values trust in his own way. Claude relies on peopleā€™s self interest and aligning it with his own; Yuri on the other hand will come through for you, he just wonā€™t precisely tell you how heā€™ll do it...
And I mean everyone who is recruitable can change factions and thus end up opposed to people they used to be friends with. Dimitri and various church people certainly consider this treason.Ā 
Though this wouldnā€™t be for the selfish reasons typically associated with ā€œbetrayalā€, but because they became convinced that Byleth and [faction leader] have chosen the right approach to fixing the country, depending on who they get to know better and what they know (same for Byleth themselves really)
Definite no:
Most of the faction-locked ppl bar Jeritza (who doesnā€™t have real loyalty and just wants an outlet)Ā 
So Dedue, Hubert, Gilbert, Rodrigue, Judith, Ladislava...Ā 
Also the characters who will join many factions but will not outright oppose their home faction (Hilda, Seteth, Flayn, Cyril)... I would exclude Catherine because while she wouldnā€™t backstab Rhea sheā€™d backstack others FOR Rhea. Sheā€™s a definite yes Cristophe was her best friend.Ā 
Probably yes:
Catherine (see above)
Felix (Is certainly written to have made a deliberate choice to jump ship on or even outright oppose his father and former friends)
Leonie (ā€Sorry I canā€™t go easy on you just because I know youā€)
Lysithea (the one of the religious characters who will outright stop being a believer in CF, generally some level of pragmatict self-interest going on - See her character arc in AM)
Shamir (ā€Between you and me Iā€™d choose meā€)
Lorenz (definite opportunist - though it comes from a place of protecting his own)
Rhea (lies to Flayn and Seteth which puts them in danger once someone wants to hold her accountable for her wrongdoings, treated the homunculi in a warm maternal fashion while also keeping them isolated/controlled and waiting cheerfully for them to become meat puppets)
Byleth (whatever route you pick you fight some ppl you lived in close quarters with and theyā€™re heartbroken about it. Especially thinking ofĀ  Leonie, Alois or Dorothea if you donā€™t recruit them.)
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cleaduvalls Ā· 5 years ago
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i watchedĀ ā€œspy kidsā€ 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts
carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one
you clearly know this story by heart, youā€™re saying parts of it. why are you questioning whatĀ ā€œtake him outā€ means
a double wig should be more obvious than that
we can see that thatā€™s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid
nice hat
why did you kill the swan
is that paul rudd???????
how are jets ripping pages out of a book
heart shaped parachutes shouldnā€™t be working that well
why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep
i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point
why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know theyā€™re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE
carmen youā€™re a frog
i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen
why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????
juni how do you do that
who puts a video screen in the front seat
hey look its floop. love that guy
theyā€™re not picking on you for the bandages, itā€™s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me
did his mirror just.... zoom in?????
h*ck yeah beat him up greg
do all the other kids hate him too??????
dang that hurt
ā€œchiefā€ thatā€™s so white
stupid kid. his dads a spy
that floop doll isnā€™t even close to accurate
hey look its floop again. love that dude
Big Willy Wonka Energy
oooh skipping numbers i see. love that
why do the subtitles have ā€œmr. floopā€ as his name. its just floop, yall
ā€œsometimes in order to think big you have to think smallā€ pretty inspirational tbh
oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that
woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid
i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school šŸ˜”
this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office
hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude
yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home
these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck
why did you pull off your mustache to prove youā€™re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too
why did he put the mustache back ON
where did those boats come from
carmen says manual weird. man-yull
right, cuz adrenaline causes warts
ā€œdonā€™t touch anythingā€ *immediately touches everything*
basic boat ettiquette: donā€™t shit in the boat. those toilets canā€™t handle anything
is that globe..... punched in???????
floop!!!!!!! love that dude
feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay
since when did carmen get keys to that
i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country
what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser
this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids
why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that
is the slide there when floop films his show????
HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude
theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas
thats a sick coat. best one in the movie
that was a good snap. nice acoustics
God what a power move. something thanos would say
listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research
fELIX NO
and hes gone. cool
did she kick the camera?????
haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy
why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????
he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read
is that supposed to be a question?????
FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen saysĀ ā€œlike felix saidā€ you can hear a weird cut inĀ ā€œsaidā€, almost like its a new clip
theres no keyhole
i think juni can read. why are you spelling it
did you have the floop toys in your pocket????
OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KIDĀ 
what do those things do?????
i can feel the pain from the fan blades
how did that break the chain????
why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because theyā€™re thumbs doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re deaf
thatā€™s a thing, not a place
FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude
how are you slipping. shes holding YOU
YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS
how do people not notice the jetpack dudes
DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN
thatā€™s a cute coat
why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that
HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!
ofc you canā€™t thinkĀ ā€œstraight enoughā€ youā€™re gay
why is mexico sepia tone
when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language
IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P
i wanna be on that merry-go-round
HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHYĀ ā€œMUSTā€ IT BE HOMBRE
i love how junis just likeĀ ā€œwe already got a fake uncleā€
LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!
ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
minion looks like barry from friends
wait i lied this coat is better
we DO have uncles like that!!!!!
if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING
hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
glowsticks dont help you see like at all
the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot
they go ZOOM
THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!
great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane
WHATS A REGULATOR
oh its just a breathing thing
haha pee joke. funney
where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct
if i were juni i would look back over all the floopā€™s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc
it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time
SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS
WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL
F L O O PĀ  I SĀ  G O D
love that dude
you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!
tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. theyā€™d look cool somewhere
haha voice crack
no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times
why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy
use her first name?????? youā€™re clearly dating
!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!
he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude
YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE
haha you killed carmen
ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE
wheres belize
ok so apparently its a country by mexico
no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE
we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack
haha minion canā€™t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser
hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT
minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid
what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????
floop is supportive of othersā€™ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude
HE SAIDĀ ā€œWHEREā€™S MOM AND DADā€ LIKE THEYā€™RE HIS OWN PARENTS THATā€™S SO C U T E
ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT
he says doppelgangerĀ beautifully
ā€œits too lateā€ that timing was BEAUTIFUL
you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude
his control panel has buttons that spellĀ ā€œfloopā€
WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL
if its reversible why do you have it in later movies
carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology
THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E EĀ  T I M E SĀ THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!
nice censorship
HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!
wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack
oh look they have all died
oh. guess not :((
machete you better rip off your mustache
HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!
wow no shit ingrid
did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????
ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!
ok CLEARLY other people watch floopā€™s show, heā€™s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular
is that george clooney
well thatā€™s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show
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signofthree Ā· 5 years ago
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so my dad picked up orphan black from the dvd store (yes we have one of those) on a whim a few weeks ago
and i was thrilled and telling him heā€™d love it but also kind of worried?? because dad loves sci-fi and thrillers, but also theres all the lgbt stuff and sex in orphan black (my dad is very catholic and normally fast forwards sex scenes lmao) so i was hoping desperately that heā€™d like it
never could i have imagined that he would FALL IN LOVE with the show - i didnt hear a peep from him about cosima and delphine, he and mum didnt like felix at first but grew to really like him -
and heā€™s in love to the point where heā€™s now getting new tv shows, watching them a bit, sighing, and saying ā€œits okayyy, but its not as good as orphan black....ā€, and heā€™s already said to me a few times ā€œi cant wait until enough time has passed to watch orphan black AGAIN, this time knowing whatll happen from the start!!!ā€
someone at his work has started watching it and went ā€œi really like it so far, im only half way through the first episode-ā€œ and dads like ā€œHO HO HO JUST YOU WAITā€
its been a while since a show has given my dad this level of glee and it is so so so so delightful that it is this one
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nikatyler Ā· 6 years ago
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No way, simmeronnie is doing replies again? :o Itā€™s been a month, I know. Itā€™s been hard, exams and all that. Iā€™ve talked about that a lot. Now Iā€™m in so much better place. Iā€™ve read what I wrote in my diary a few months ago (February and March to be exact) and wow...just wow. If you compare me from now to me from those months, you wouldnā€™t even believe weā€™re the same person. Right now, Iā€™m the happiest Iā€™ve been in a while. Back then, Iā€™m honestly surprised I didnā€™t give up. I was so tired of everything.
Onto something else. I thought Iā€™d catch up on a lot of blogs now that my graduation is done, but actually, I got carried away reading a good book (and therefore I didnā€™t actually catch up on too many blogs). Guys, you all need to read Illuminae. I finished the trillogy today and man, it was so good. Donā€™t get intimidated by how big the books are, yesterday I read over 400 pages and I didnā€™t even know how. Itā€™s just so good. Read it. Seriously. I hope you like a good plot twist because these books are full of them. Itā€™ll leave you speechless.
Iā€™m just excited I can read books that have nothing to do with exams again, okay? Tomorrow Iā€™m starting...Iā€™m not sure. Probably The Burning Maze by Rick Riordan. FINALLY.
Anyway, blog stuff. I thought Iā€™d only do the latest replies since my activity feed was broken, but now I was able to scroll down a lot. I wasnā€™t paying attention and suddenly I was at comments from April. So yeah, that thing I screamed about this week, apparently itā€™s fixed itself. Though Iā€™m still not sure if it shows all of the comments. Oh well. I worked with what I was able to get.
By the way, in these replies, I did not include theĀ ā€œcongratsā€ comments when I said I got through my exams. But I saw you all, and honestly, thank you so much. I was thinking about this the other day, and I think one of the reasons why I made it through high school was simblr. This is my happy place. Most of the time.
autistichatkidĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œOh no. OH NO. Guys I fried another one of my sims.ā€
ronnie pls be more careful you know how these things go
*looks at my own sunburnt arms* I wonā€™t ever learn
starburstshoresĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine no thatā€™s not the wayā€
Jesus can walk on water, Nerine can swim through land
sheā€™s a Reverse Jesus
starburstshoresĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œWakey wakeyā€¦ā€ Regan: ā€œHuh? Wha - Nerine? What are you doing...ā€
This is some Edward Cullen shit sheā€™s pulling ļæ½ļæ½
Letā€™s be real, even with how Regan and Nerineā€™s story is going, itā€™s still a better love story than TwilightĀ  ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
Hold on, do people still say that?
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œHi mum! Whatā€™s up?ā€ Miracle: ā€œRegan, you might want to sit...ā€
OMG WHAT"S HAPPENING OMG
alfalfalegacyĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œMum?ā€ Miracle: ā€œYes sweetheart?ā€ Regan: ā€œHeā€™s going to make...ā€
Yoo he better make it ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
autistichatkidĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œHi mum! Whatā€™s up?ā€ Miracle: ā€œRegan, you might want to sit...ā€
oh god no
I canā€™t explain how I felt writing this. Iā€™m not too empathetic when it comes to other people (and it sucks), but when it comes toĀ ā€œok how would my character feel in this sceneā€, Iā€™m immediately in their shoes, and let me tell you, I actually cried, even though I knew damn well how it was going to end. But I also knew what was happening next, and thatā€™s why I cried too. Writing is weird sometimes.
alfalfalegacyĀ replied to your photoĀ ā€œComing soonā€¦ā€
Marie looks super pretty in this!!
Thank you. I forgot she was this pretty. I couldnā€™t believe that when I loaded her for the first time after all these months. I mean, in the regular legacy, I donā€™t even see her around anymore too much.
vintageplumbobsĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œI hate to be doing this, but itā€™s the only way. Iā€™m sorry...ā€
Eeeeeeeeeshk.
pxelatedtrashĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œI hate to be doing this, but itā€™s the only way. Iā€™m sorry...ā€
I stopped liking her when she would always shut Regan down but now I really don't like her and i hope beyond belief that Regan can get away.
dandylion240Ā replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œI hate to be doing this, but itā€™s the only way. Iā€™m sorry...ā€
Wow I didnt like her before I definitely don't like her now.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œI hate to be doing this, but itā€™s the only way. Iā€™m sorry...ā€
Ahem
Hmmm I had a feeling that thee was something wrong with their fast developing relationship
There indeed WAS something wrong with her. I hinted at it a few times, sometimes it was just a little thing that probably only I saw as foreshadowing, but it kept getting more and more obvious towards the end. And wow. Yeah. She really went that far.
Also, can I just say, I weirdly enjoyed seeing how at first, everyone was likeĀ ā€œyaaaaas, mermaid girlfriendā€, whereas now itā€™s more likeĀ ā€œoh no. OH NO. STAY AWAY FROM OUR GIRLā€.
dandylion240Ā replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œBecauseā€¦because I love you. Youā€™re right. Youā€™re all that...ā€
Nerine is awful! Someone please save Regan!
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œBecauseā€¦because I love you. Youā€™re right. Youā€™re all that...ā€
EXPLAIN DIS NERINE!
fishingforsimsĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œBecauseā€¦because I love you. Youā€™re right. Youā€™re all that...ā€
My brain rn is just ā€œ!!!!!ā€
She just wants her. Thatā€™s her explanation. She doesnā€™t care about anything else, as long as her beloved human will stay right there in Isla Paradiso.
Iā€™m just now thinking, how the hell did I go from the first story idea for Regan to this. In the original story, there were no creepy psycho mermaid girlfriends. There was...a lot of Bridgeport...some cheating...a lot of guilty feelings...more feelings towards Courtney...Felix didnā€™t end up with her in that storyline but there would be a love triangle with another person...and considering Iā€™m not actually the biggest fan of love triangles, I as a writer am glad I somehow ended up with a psycho mermaid girlfriend story. It was way more interesting to figure out and write.
But if Regan could decide, Iā€™m pretty sure sheā€™d rather end up in a love triangle šŸ˜¬
Let me tease you though: Thereā€™ll still be a lot of Bridgeport later.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photoĀ ā€œGwyneth Ellen Clare flirty | perfectionist | family oriented | neat |...ā€
Was it cliffhanger? Le gasp
Anyway I'm looking forward to see you BRP!
Oh I just saw the tagsXD Don't mind me I think I have to go to bed
Wait still a cliffhanger. Just not as big as I initially thought. Don't mind meļæ½ļæ½
Haha no worries, this happens to me all the time, I forget to read the tags or caption and then Iā€™m like huh??? Whatā€™s happening?? :D But Iā€™m glad youā€™re looking forward to the BPR, Iā€™m happy to be finally posting it. Iā€™m not sure if itā€™ll be just as fun as my NSB, but it certainly wonā€™t be as sad as the current story. You guys deserve a break.
Oh, another teaser: Guess what you guys will get in my BPR? An idiot to yell at. Not Ross-level idiot, but still an idiot.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photoĀ ā€œComing soonā€¦ā€
*patiently waits*
Itā€™s coming...very soon!
cloudberry-simsĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œNow. You were supposed to move out of the houseboat by the...ā€
Oh that's evil Nerine...
ā€˜Cause baby sheā€™s a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Iā€™m sorry, I canā€™t stop referencing Taylor Swift, thatā€™s just who I am
melienĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œThis place is heaven on Earth.ā€ Nerine: ā€œWouldnā€™t it be great...ā€
So yeah this was the post where I kind of figured out something seems off... if I'm not mistaken there were also posts where George warns her but I didn't think much of them
One of the things I enjoy doing when I finish the first draft of something is going back and making hints. Tiny little pieces of foreshadowing. And then it grows and grows and gets more obvious. This was never going to end well. I think I already hinted at it when Regan was saying goodbye to her family before going to Isla Paradiso, though Iā€™m not sure. But I think I left first little clues there.
melienĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œNerine: ā€œI hate to be doing this, but itā€™s the only way. Iā€™m sorry...ā€
I first saw pics, then the text... and thought wow damn can mermaids do this? But yeah I love where this is going. I like this kind of creepy
Yeah I had to help myself with Photoshop here, there would be no other way to make it clear that she enchanted/brainwashed her. But damn, it would be cool if something like that was actually in the game. Sea creatures like mermaids donā€™t always have to be nice. What about sirens from the old mythology? I mean, what they did was getting people killed.
sinfulwundersĀ replied to your postĀ ā€œToday is my graduation day and Iā€™m already almost crying even though I...ā€
My graduation was last month and I was balling my eyes out ļæ½ļæ½ I understand how you feel
Ahh yes...I was in a car today and we were driving past my high school. I started thinking about it all again and I just canā€™t believe that just two months ago, we were still sitting there in a classroom, praying for it all to end. And now itā€™s over and itā€™s weird and I want to go back because somehow I miss it.
dandylion240Ā replied to your photosetĀ ā€œGeorge: ā€œIā€™m worried about you. Thereā€™s something wrong. This isnā€™t...ā€
George take her away before it's too late!
He kinda...I donā€™t want to say he fucked up at this point, but if he hadnā€™t walked away, things couldā€™ve really been different, huh?
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œGeorge: ā€œRegan, what the hell is going on?ā€ Regan: ā€œYou wouldnā€™t...ā€
Girl you are definitely not feeling well and this isn't love:/
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œGeorge: ā€œIā€™m worried about you. Thereā€™s something wrong. This isnā€™t...ā€
Girl you do sound like zombie!
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œYou say that as if it was a bad thing. Get lost, George. I...ā€
Whaaaaaa?
There better be a wizard near you to un-zombie you, Regan!
Thatā€™s how it is with brainwashed people, isnā€™t it?
No, all jokes and dumb remarks aside, when I wrote Regan in this brainwashed state, it was so hard. Not that writing was hard, handling my feelings was hard. I knew she was hurting everyone and I had to keep going because I wanted to tell this story. Like I said, writing is weird sometimes.
Also, speaking of wizards...how convenient it is that her brother is one now? :D Which actually...I didnā€™t plan for him to become a wizard just to save her. I didnā€™t plan for him to befriend a fairy just to save her either. It just all sort of happened. Just like life, huh? Nothing is perfectly planned, you just have to play with whatever you have, and I was lucky this time.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œWeeks had passed since my last meeting with George. Things got better....ā€
Yeah I wonder why? Maybe because they are worried about you, too? You never came and anything could happen to you!
She doesnā€™t care about that. Well, she does, but she doesnā€™t know that with this wholeĀ ā€œyour family is useless and Iā€™m the only one who matters to youā€ haze Nerine put over her.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œRegan: ā€œHey mum. Howā€™s life?ā€ Miracle: ā€œWhat did you just say?ā€ Regan:...ā€
Miracle, come and get 'er before it's too late!
She would. Honestly, I believe she would, if things werenā€™t already hard at home for her.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Miracle for everything sheā€™s gone through? She wasĀ ā€œunwantedā€ at school because she was half alien, she had to share a room with an awful bully at university, then when that hell was over, she became a mother to six children, and now this...when I think of all that has happened, I realize how strong she actually is, because none of this made her give up.
Iā€™ve had so many issues with her story, but looking at her from this perspective, maybe I shouldnā€™t have.
dandylion240Ā replied to your photosetĀ ā€œMiracle: ā€œRegan - he was asking about you. He was looking forward to...ā€
Ugh your girlfriend doesn't want you. She wants to control you. There's a big difference.
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œMiracle: ā€œRegan - he was asking about you. He was looking forward to...ā€
Sure your girlfriend WANTS it not YOU!
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK AND HOPE REGAN IS ONE OF THEM
I shouldnā€™t joke about these things but...itā€™s how I cope
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œWill: ā€œSorry I left you waiting. I was with my mum.ā€ Roan: ā€œThatā€™s...ā€
Nerine happened, Roan
Pretty much
autistichatkidĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œWill: ā€œWhat do you mean?ā€ Roan: ā€œMost mermaids - or so Iā€™ve heard from...ā€
IM SO GLAD WILL AND ROAN ARE THE ONES TBAT ARE GONNA GO RESCUE HER AAAAAA
I was so happy when I figured that out too?? Honestly I thought Will and Roan were going to have the least interesting story but then they prove me wrong and uhhh
I love them so much??
melienĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œMiracle: ā€œRegan - he was asking about you. He was looking forward to...ā€
Poor Regan, I believe she's strong enough to get out of this mind funk... or someone cares about her enough to save her
Itā€™ll all be revealed soon...
tiny-tany-thaanosĀ replied to your photosetĀ ā€œWill: ā€œWhat do you mean?ā€ Roan: ā€œMost mermaids - or so Iā€™ve heard from...ā€
Omg
OMG
I actually really like when supernatural creatures have their let's call them quirks which define their difference to humans! That's really really cool!
Actually, me too, even when it means bad things for the main characters!
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rwby-fan-theories Ā· 7 years ago
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jaune is from a family of assassins
felix from red vs. blue was killed by tucker who led the blue team and junipers can be blue which is the name of jaunes team while rubys are red.
in red vs. blue (the show monty had his hands in before rwby) felix( a mercenary/assasin) was killed by tucker Felix is a sociopath who just canā€™t wait for the killing to start so he can get some fun and he fights a redhead with green eyes at some point in the story. Then he gets killed by a butt monkey (tucker ) who wields a sword and proves to be an actually good leader too of a team thats themed off of blue . juniper (the name of the team jaune leads ) is blue tucker has many parallels with jaune. also another reference to red vs. blue is the fact that rubys are obviously red so the two main teams of rwby names are the colors of the two teams of red vs. blue (ones red and ones blue) so the food fight that team rwby and team jnpr could be called red vs. blue another shoutout. (he is a sadist who deceived the reds and blues and mocked them for it saying his role was a performance of a lifetime saying killing is better than anything money can buy) tucker was forced into a leadership role and had grown over the seasons of red vs. blue his sill had grown ( like how jaunes sill had grown over the volumes has shown a desire to pass it off leadership due to being afraid his decisions will doom others like jaune had issues with self worth and his abilities plus tucker pretended to be a ldies man lie how jaune pretended to be one with that line that ladies love his name so I think jaune will kill mercury ( son of an assassin/mercenary)mercury outright killed people on screen and from what I see enjoys the thought of it and was the person who committed the first two kills in the series
ā€œFelix is a sociopath who just canā€™t wait for the killing to start so he can get some fun and he fights a fiery redhead with green eyes at some point in the story. Then he gets killed by a butt monkey who wields a sword and proves to be an actually good leader too. . ā€œ
felix was outlines with orange while he had a partner outlined with green
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c8f58d57e82aa998b677f7db0548219d/tumblr_inline_on34h2sjwB1sg3o5d_400.png
so their outfits make you think of felix and loc ust who were partners though locust was more moral.
and if jaune is from a family of assasins well this would serve as a foil to mercury who was abused by his assasin father since he was cared for by his assasin family
plus miles luna is and monty oum was a hunter x hunter fanĀ https://twitter.com/themilesluna/status/375800879183450112?lang=en
and one of the main characters had an assassin family (his father tried to manipulate him by gettingh him to promise that if he didnt keep it he would come back when the father believed that things were rigged to his favor and ensure that he would come back to the home but it failed(vague) and didnt know about nen the equivalent to semblances and aura of rwby in hunter x hunter until the hunters exam like what jaune did except a bit different in circumstances like how killua only found out about it in the tower when he was younger he was tasked to get to a certain level where the ne users are and he could have been crippled by it
http://ofdustandpotions.tumblr.com/search/jaune%20mistral
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my first point was getting around the technicality that jaune was from the same kingdom as pyrrha. qrow actually said it himself- this kingdom is huge. extremely varying climates, extremely varying cultures. jaune and pyrrha couldā€™ve easily both been from there, and jaune never mentions where heā€™s from.
secondly, one of my weaker points is that mistral was a hub for the arts, and jaune is one of the only people in the show (bar weiss and possibly ren) who has an interest in the arts- namely, dancing. if he were to pick that up anywhere, the best bet would be mistral
thirdly, mistral is supposed to have a black market and is a huge criminal hub. jaune ā€œgot his handsā€ on transcripts, and so far we donā€™t know how (bc why explain that when u can have hell prom) but the black market there is the perfect explanation. jaune managed to scrape up the lien, either because his family were well off (which i HIGHLY doubt), he worked for it (note he said ā€œhe got his hands onā€ instead of ā€œsomeone gave me themā€) or he got the money illegally too. ā€œ
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Consider: Jaune is shady, Tyrian said he was interesting, Jaune looked absolutely terrified at thatā€¦ We know that Jauneā€™s family has a /history/ of Hunters but that doesnā€™t tell us anything about the current state of his family. What if his WHOLE family is involved with the Mistral black market?
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it would be interesting if jaunes father was responsible for summer roses death. and one of the team WTch or salem hired him to kill summer rose.
also
https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/1r7h2i/jaune_symbol_a_rainbow/Ā Monty, Kerry, and Miles said that Jauneā€™s symbol is not two moons but actually a rainbow. image
that symbol is the symbol that was on crocea mors so it would be his great grandfather/familys symbol since weiss showed it was possible for a family to havea symbol that they each have I mean weiss and winter both have a snowflake as a symbol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbows_in_mythology
In Greek mythology, Iris is the personification of the rainbow and a messenger linking the gods to humanity. Iris is frequently mentioned as a divine messenger in the Iliad. She carries a caduceus or winged staff. Irisā€™s messages often concerned war and retribution
so iris the goddess of rainbows is sometimes portrayed as a messenger. and mercurys inspiration is the god of messengers mercury/hermes. and mercury is aan assassin
and jaunes partner was pyrrha nikos who was based on achilles from GReek mythology. and it would fit for that as a reference there will be a connection to greek mythology
so it would fit for jaunes family to be assassins given that fact
Arc family not being that known, but supposedly did great actsā€¦
Tyrian interested in Jauneā€¦
Arc criminal family theory intensifies, after all some great acts are truly terrible.
According to Genesis, after Noah saved the animals from the Great Flood, a rainbow appeared. As the flood had killed all other living beings, the rainbow came to symbolise Godā€™s promise that he would never send another flood to destroy all of the earth and that never again would all living things be killed in the waters of a flood.
and this is from the bible and jaunes inspiration is a catholic saint
fun fact joan of arcs real name as in the real way you pronounce it is jeanne D'arc which is the ā€œApostrophes were never used in fifteenth-century French surnames, which sometimes leads to confusion between place names and other names that begin with the letter D. Based on Latin records, which do reflect a difference, her fatherā€™s name was more likely Darc.ā€ ā€œTo further complicate matters, surnames were not universal in the fifteenth century and surname inheritance did not necessarily follow modern patterns. ā€Ā https://rwby-fan-theories.tumblr.com/post/154771163345/jaune-arc-isnt-jaunes-real-name-its-jaune-darc-or
It fits with Joan of Arcā€™s story too
ā€œJoan of Arcļæ½ļæ½did not come from a place calledĀ Arc, but was born and raised in the village ofĀ DomrĆ©myĀ in what was then the northeastern frontier of theĀ Kingdom of France.ā€
ā€œApostrophes were never used in fifteenth-century French surnames, which sometimes leads to confusion between place names and other names that begin with the letterĀ D. Based on Latin records, which do reflect a difference, her fatherā€™s name was more likelyĀ Darc.ā€
ā€œTo further complicate matters, surnames were not universal in the fifteenth century and surname inheritance did not necessarily follow modern patterns. Joan of Arc testified at her trial that the local custom in her native region was for girls to use their mothersā€™ surname. Joanā€™s mother was known both asĀ Isabelle RomĆ©eĀ andĀ Isabelle de Vouthon. No surviving record from Joanā€™s lifetime shows that she used either her motherā€™s or her fatherā€™s surname, but she often referred to herself asĀ la Pucelle, which roughly translates asĀ the Maiden.ā€
With this info on Joan, it could very well be that Jaune also does not have Arc as his true last name.
jaunes real last name could possibly jaune darc and Ā it would explain why no one mentioned how jaune came from a line of heroes other than jauneĀ 
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themoneybuff-blog Ā· 6 years ago
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Is your home a better investment than the stock market?
Shares 169 Ill admit it: There are times that I think everything that needs to be said about personal finance has been said already, that all of the information is out there just waiting for people to find it. The problem is solved. Perhaps this is technically true, but now and then as this morning Im reminded that teaching people about money is a never-ending process. There arent a lot of new topics to write about, thats true (this is something that even famous professional financial journalists grouse about in private), but there are tons of new people to reach, people who have never been exposed to these ideas. And, more importantly, theres a constant stream of new misinformation polluting the pool of smart advice. (Sometimes this misinformation is well-meaning; sometimes its not.) Heres an example. This morning, I read a piece at Slate by Felix Salmon called The Millionaires Mortgage. Salmons argument is simple: Paying off your house is saving for retirement. Now, I dont necessarily disagree with this basic premise. I too believe that money you pay toward your mortgage principle is, in effect, money youve saved, just as if youd put it in the bank or invested in a mutual fund. Many financial advisers say the same thing: Money you put toward debt reduction is the same as money youve invested. (Obviously, theyre not exactly the same but theyre close enough.) So, yes, paying off your home is saving for retirement. Or, more precisely, its building your net worth. But aside from a sound basic premise, the rest of Salmons article boils down to bullshit.
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Lying with Statistics Looking past the paying off your house is saving for retirement subtitle on his piece (a subtitle that was likely added by an editor, not by Salmon), we get to his actual thesis: Making mortgage payments can, in theory, be a way to accumulate wealth almost as effectively as contributing to a retirement fund. Im glad Salmon qualified this statement with in theory and almost because this is pure unadulterated bullshit. And its dangerous bullshit. Heres how this logic works: If you buy an urban house today for $315,000 (the average price) and it appreciates at 8 percent a year for the next 15 years, you will be living in a $1 million house by the time you pay off your 15-year mortgage, and you will own it free and clear. Which is to say: Youll be a millionaire. For this to be true, heres what has to happen.: Home prices in your area have to appreciate at an average of eight percent not just this year and next year, but for fifteen years.You have to take out a 15-year mortgage instead of a 30-year mortgage.You need to stay in that house (or continue to own it) for that entire fifteen years.Once youve become a millionaire homeowner, you now have to tap that equity for it to be of use. To do that, you have to sell your home, acquire a reverse mortgage, or otherwise creatively access the value locked in your home. The real problem here, of course, are the assumptions about real estate returns. Salmon spouts huckster-level nonsense: The 8 percent appreciation rate is aggressive, but not entirely unrealistic: Its lower than the 8.3 percent appreciation rate from 2011 through 2017, and also lower than the 9 percent appreciation rate from 1996 to 2007. Thats right. Salmon cites stats from 1996 to 2007, then 2011 to 2017 and completely leaves out 2008 to 2010. WTF? This as if I ran a marathon and told you that I averaged four minutes per milebut I was only counting the miles during which I was running downhill! Or I told you that Get Rich Slowly earned $5000 per monthbut I was only giving you the numbers from April. Or I logged my alcohol consumption for thirty days and told you I averaged three drinks per weekbut left out how much I drank on weekends. This isnt how statistics work! You dont get to cherry pick the data. You cant just say, Homes in some markets appreciated 9% annually from 1996 to 2007, then 8.3% annually from 2011 to 2017. Therefor, your home should increase in value an average of eight percent per year. What about the gap years? What about the period before the (very short) 22 years youre citing? What makes you think that the boom times for housing are going to continue? Long-Term Home Price Appreciation In May, I shared a brief history of U.S. homeownership. To write that article, I spent hours reading research papers and sorting through data. One key piece of that post was the info on U.S. housing prices. Let me share that info again. For 25 years, Yale economics professor Robert Shiller has tracked U.S. home prices. He monitors current prices, yes, but hes also researched historical prices. Hes gathered all of this info into a spreadsheet, which he updates regularly and makes freely available on his website. This graph of Shillers data (through January 2016) shows how housing prices have changed over time:
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Shillers index is inflation-adjusted and based on sale prices of existing homes (not new construction). It uses 1890 as an arbitrary benchmark, which is assigned a value of 100. (To me, 110 looks like baseline normal. Maybe 1890 was a down year?) As you can see, home prices bounced around until the mid 1910s, at which point they dropped sharply. This decline was due largely to new mass-production techniques, which lowered the cost of building a home. (For thirty years, you could order your home from Sears!) Prices didnt recover until the conclusion of World War II and the coming of the G.I. Bill. From the 1950s until the mid-1990s, home prices hovered around 110 on the Shiller scale. For the past twenty years, the U.S. housing market has been a wild ride. We experienced an enormous bubble (and its aftermath) during the late 2000s. It looks very much like were at the front end of another bubble today. As of December 2017, home prices were at about 170 on the Shiller scale. (Personally, I believe that once interest rates begin to rise again, home prices will decline.) Heres the reality of residential real estate: Generally speaking, home values increase at roughly the same (or slightly more) than inflation. Ive noted in the past that gold provides a long-term real return of roughly 1%, meaning that it outpaces inflation by 1% over periods measured in decades. For myself, thats the figure I use for home values too. Crunching the Numbers Because Im a dedicated blogger (or dumb), I spent an hour building this chart for you folks. I took the afore-mentioned housing data from Robert Shillers spreadsheet and combined it with the inflation-adjusted closing value of the Dow Jones Industrial Average for each year since 1921. (I got the stock-market data here.) If youd like, you can click the graph to see a larger version.
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Let me explain what youre seeing. First, I normalized everything to 1921. That means I set home values in 1921 to 100 and I set the closing Dow Jones Industrial Average to 100. From there, everything moves as normal relative to those values.Second, Im not sure why but Excel stacked the graphs. (Im not spreadsheet savvy enough to fix this.) They should both start at 100 in 1921, but instead the stock market graph starts at 200. This doesnt really make much of a difference to my point, but it bugs me. There are a few places 1932, 1947 where the line for home values should actually overtake the line for the stock market, but you cant tell that with the stacked graph. As the chart shows, the stock market has vastly outperformed the housing market over the long term. Theres no contest. The blue housing portion of my chart is equivalent to the line in Shillers chart (from 1921 on, obviously). Now, having said that, there are some things that I can see in my spreadsheet numbers that dont show up in this graph. Because Felix Salmon at Slate is using a 15-year window for his argument, I calculated 15-year changes for both home prices and stock prices. Ill admit that the results surprised me. Generally speaking, the stock market does provide better returns than homeownership. However, in 30 of the 82 fifteen-year periods since 1921, housing provided better returns. (And in 14 of 67 thirty-year periods, housing was the winner.) I didnt expect that. In each of these cases, housing outperformed stocks after a market crash. During any 15-year period starting in 1926 and ending in 1939 (except 1932), for instance, housing was the better bet. Same with 1958 to 1973. In other words, if you were to buy only when the market is declining, housing is probably the best bet if youre making a lump-sum investment and not contributing right along. Another thing the numbers show is that youre much less likely to suffer long-term declines with housing than with the stock market. Sure, there are occasional periods where home prices will drop over fifteen or thirty years, but generally homes gradually grow in value over time. The bottom line? I think its perfectly fair to call your home an investment, but its more like a store of value than a way to grow your wealth. And its nothing like investing in the U.S. stock market. For more on this subject, see Michael Bluejays excellent articles: Long-term real estate appreciation in the U.S. and Buying a home is an investment. Final Thoughts Honestly, I probably would have ignored Salmons article if it werent for the attacks he makes on saving for retirement. Take a look at this: If youre the kind of person who can max out your 401(k) every year for 30 or 40 years straight disciplined, frugal, and apparently immune to misfortune then, well, congratulations on your great good luck, and I hope youre at least a little bit embarrassed at how much of a tax break youre getting compared to people who need government support much more than you do. Holy cats! Salmon has just equated the discipline and frugality that readers like you exhibit with good luck, and simultaneously argued that you should be embarrassed for preparing for your future. He wants you to feel guilty because youre being proactive to prepare for retirement. Instead of doing that, he wants you to buy into his bullshit millionaires mortgage plan. This crosses the line from marginal advice to outright stupidity. Theres an ongoing discussion in the Early Retirement community about whether or not you should include home equity when calculating how much youve saved for retirement. There are those who argue absolutely not, you should never consider home equity. (A few of these folks dont even include home equity when computing their net worth, but that fundamentally misses the point of what net worth is.) I come down on the other side. I think its fine good, even to include home equity when making retirement calculations. But when you do, you need to be aware that the money you have in your home is only accessible if you sell or use the home as collateral on a loan. Regardless, Ive never heard anyone in the community argue that you ought to use your home as your primary source of retirement saving instead of investing in mutual funds and/or rental rental properties. You know why? Because its a bad idea! Shares 169 https://www.getrichslowly.org/home-investment/
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steroidusr Ā· 7 years ago
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golden sun (chaos mode hack) part 4: Isaac cannot resist.
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so now that sand dollar lady is in place, we can push the statue on the tile (and strike a pose) but safely this time
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yes, that certainly is what just took place
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how exactly are you going to--
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aaaaand he's gone
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AM I SUPPOSED TO "WAIT OVER THERE" OR "HANDLE THE RESTā€
(man look at those tiles in the middle, that is some really nice pixel art)
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this is the slowest lp in the world
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wooo
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things i thought was weird about this game when i was 11: kraden saying "Sol" and "Luna" instead of "the sun" and "the moon" i mean obviously i knew that that's what "sol" and "luna" mean, but he's saying them like people's names ("a picture of Luna")?? there doesnt... really seem to be a reason for this? i dont remember the sun and moon being referred to like that anywhere else in the game
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by the way, what exactly is supposed to be happening with that laser? it's coming up from the floor, but... hitting the wall
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????? 2d video game overworld perspective is really weird tbh
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LET ME LEVEL GRIND, KRADEN
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so if you touch the wall (or talk to it, depending on what you think the A button does) a portal appears
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...which lifts you up and voips you away. but stays open. GOOD THING THERE ARENT ANY THIEVESĀ FOLLOWING US OR ANYTHING
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...and we end up here. (the portal also appears to have shrunk isaac's sprite a bit. wh...oops...?)
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(fyi: for some reason this game's world is flat. so he does actually literally mean "the end of the world".) (...and "endless water", since it all falls off the edge but doesnt run out. dont ask me how that works. maybe it's like a fountain?)
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....humans are made of fire?????????
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kraden: "as i have told you many times--" (tells us again anyway)
jfc he's starting to sound like my dad also you absolutely couldve fit that last part into one text box, come ON
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i really, really wish i could capture these emoji word balloons because
kraden: ā¤ļø jenna: šŸ˜Ÿ
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YES. "MANY TIMES", IN FACT.
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GARET WHY
so after telling us how powerful and dangerous these stones are... and how with just one you could conquer the entire world... and how it would be REALLY BAD if they were to fall into the wrong hands...Ā 
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...kraden wants us to bring them over here for him to examine. ok
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all of them. all four of them. im pretty sure this is exactly why no one is allowed in here.
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OKAY THANK YOU KRADEN
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[each time you take a star, thereā€™s a short earthquake, and more pillars rise up out of the water. this allows you access to the next star.]
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UH, TAKING THAT CAUSED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE, THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA
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CANT YOU JUST EXAMINE ONE, ISNT THAT GOOD ENOUGH
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YOURE NOT HELPING
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three hours and we're still stuck in the fucking prologue. fortunately we're almost done, probably
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incidentally, did you know you can change the color of the text boxes in this game?
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.... i cant make it the same color as steroidusr :(
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anyway back toĀ collecting these extremely dangerous world-destroying artifacts for funsies
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UH-OH! NOBODY SAW THIS TWIST COMING
(i figured out how to cap all those adorable little emoji balloons, thanks to the miracle of save states. youre welcome.)
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im pretty sure we'd have to hop through here to get to the last one, but....
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unlike us, who only meant to simply borrowĀ all of them at once, which surely would have no repercussions
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how dare you overhear the plans we were loudly discussing nearby your house! ...andĀ to you, at your house. wait what
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hey it's the third dude who was with them who we only know about through optional and easily-missable conversations
...i just realized saturos has a blue undercut. too bad they dont have blogs in weyard.....
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what if we just... gently put all the stars back. golden sun solved
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so, uh.... if youre gonna have a dramatic "i thought you were dead" reveal you probably shouldnt have it this early in the game
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like this is clearly meant to be an emotional scene, but we never got any time to actually, like... get attached to felix? which couldve still worked if we'd gotten time for Green Mask Guy to develop instead, and establish him as our enemy, or something then, plot twist, he was jenna's brother all along! ... which would work even better if we kept jenna around and she didnt get kidnapped like, have them kidnap garet or something, idk, jenna's a fire adept too so she could easily fill that party role anyway this way the Big Reveal would have way much more impact, and--
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oh ok
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yes, we definitely shouldve let garet get kidnapped instead
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oh right, there's a fourth one too. alex does almost nothing of value through the entire game, yet somehow by the endĀ he's the most important character ever, despite still having done almost nothing of value. he's also in the third game. he's still useless.
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what do you mean "oh great", you were just about to hand them over anyway
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are you guys, like, allergic to these things??? like you cant hold them yourselves if theyre not in bags????
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YOU CAN FLY. YOU ARE FLYING RIGHT NOW. NO, I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!
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also, yes, the only way to the mars star is through here. so until we got it, they were planning to "hide", out in the open,Ā in a place we would soon be walking through, right in front of the path we'd be coming to that place through
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you guys couldnt have, like, waited back in the sanctum to ambush us or something? no? no. of course not.
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WELL, YES,
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also, shockingly, that star is never actually getting to that merry band of thieves. sorry for spoiling such an amazing twist.
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--where it will stay, taking up an inventory slot, useless, for the entire game.
fun fact: golden sun, like the first generation of pokemon games, has no key item slot. we all remember how that went in engreen... also, each character has a separate inventory, which other characters cant access. so if, for example,Ā  you have four herbs, you can either stack them all in one character's inventory, or spread them out among everyone.Ā if you want to save inventory space, the first option seems the most reasonable... until the guy holding all the herbs dies in battle.
................i miss etrian odyssey
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oh also the cave is collapsing now and we're all going to die
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(does a thing) uh-oh! that fucked everything up! how could this happen! (does exact same thing three years later) uh-oh! that fucked everyth
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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
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:(
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anyway this guy's important, and he saves us later, but also tries to get us killed by a dragon for some reason?
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he also blinks more than any documented living creature in the universe, as evidenced by these screencaps
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how the fuck are you planning to get the mars star then
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YEAH NO KIDDING
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WELL WE DEFINITELY WILL BE IF WE KEEP STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT IT
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THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL HIM
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hey, you know what a good place for this text box would be? right up there, completely obscuring the fucking speaker "uh, there's plenty of space there in the bottom corner--" "RIGHT. UP. THERE."
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oh man ok alright here it comes
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i fucking love golden sun
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If the Elemental Stars ignite the flames of the four lighthouses,Ā that power will be released. As long as the four lighthouses remain unlit...
im not sure why he's leaving out the part about the world eroding and inevitably being destroyed if alchemy doesntĀ get released? (minor details, i guess)
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"seriously, there arent any characters over there at all, we could easily--" "COVER THAT FUCKER UP"
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so he teleports us back to the sanctum. what a nice floating roc--
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garet youre kind of a dick
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i guess all the monsters evacuated, because no battles are happening. goodbye, experience points....
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(there's an eruption. the mountain is erupting. youll have to take our word for it.)
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"multiple times, actually. those googly-eye mushrooms are vicious"
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WHY ARE THEY JUST CASUALLY STROLLING OUT OF AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ERUPTING VOLCANO
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I CHOSE "YESā€Ā AS A JOKE BUT THEY ACTUALLY START TO CASUALLY STROLL RIGHT BACK UP
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mom will you please stop being such a negative nancy
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im not sure garet "what's an ocean" lastname even realizes other towns exist
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The elemental lighthouses will loose that power upon the world. Once the power of the gems has been released, the whole world will...
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i see the wise one is omitting that one li'l detail about alchemy actually being a good thing again
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"the entire world could be completely destroyed" "darn :///"
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"we cant wait around for someone to save us. isaac, go save us"
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well, it's been quite a ride, but that's it for golden sun! if you enjoyed this livetweet, make sure to like, comment and fol--
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-----siiiiigh.
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we're fucked.
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"SWEET JESUS GARET THAT'S NOT AN ORANGE, YOURE EATING THE MARS STAR"
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anyway isaac's mom is disowning her son until he saves the world or whatever, but not before having this delivered to him
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JUST LEAVE, GET OUT OF HERE
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polymathematical Ā· 8 years ago
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just woke up from a dream where i was annoyed with some aspect of our CRT TV so i had some sort of shortcut installed but it - SOMEHOW - gave my CRT a virus or a demon or something, which meant that now i could never turn it off or turn the volume down and it would constantly play really strange ads because i'm pretty sure it was haunted. so i called around to see what i could do because the TV wouldn't turn off and i really wanted to sleep, not to mention my mom was alREADY asleep and i didnt want to wake her up. by some convoluted happenstance, it turns out the thing to do is, which in retrospect is so obvious, find the mayor and shoot him in the face. the mayor lives upstairs at a local supermarket. so i arrive at the supermarket. i have a gun. right next to the entrance door, there is a staircase surrounded by people waiting to see the mayor. i realize at this point that i have never actually seen the mayor and i don't know what he looks like, so a clerk in the supermarket directs my attention to a number of campaign posters in the area, which each depict a miyazaki style cartoon cat - somewhere between felix the cat and totoro wearing an early 20th century suit. i assume now that i'm gonna be dealing with some kind of large cat creature. NOPE! as the crowd murmurs in excitement, it becomes evident that the mayor making his way down the steps is, in fact, about the size of a cat, but on long spindly legs that allow him to glide over our heads with ease. taken aback by the fact that my mayor is a horrifying miyazaki nightmare, i hesitate to shoot him. then the mayor begins his musical number, and i figure this is the perfect time to strike. "now he's distracted!" i probably didn't say. i climb a stack of beer boxes to get level with the mayor, but i can't get a clear shot. when the opportunity comes - i strike!!! i hit him square in the center of his face, and it ruptures like a big bag of compressed air. though he's deflating, he still seems alive, so i shoot him a few more times for good measure. i'm sure i woke up shorty after that and at that point in the dream i had almost certainly forgotten about the TV ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ ah well
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