#feel free lol

[writernopal]

🔦 The Smoke 🔦

Another entry from the Shrimp Skwad's Tiny Scene Sunday featuring a weird dream I had last night, chronicled only because the words for the prompt were just too good to pass up! Enjoy or don't! Do whatever you want!

WC: 301 CW: none Characters: Me?? You?? Someone 🤷

There was this hotel I visited. It had three floors, not including the ground. Level one, level two, and a narrow walk that led to the roof. The lobby was a yellow and brown, rectangularly shaped atrium with square pane windows. The walkways of each floor skirted the edges, like one of those really fancy picture frames. The kind that have frames within frames and make you forget what’s inside. The light coming through was blinding, almost white. 

The walls were thick, as if they’d been stuccoed. I didn’t know if they were, actually. I didn’t touch them, but they looked cold. There was a reception desk at one end of the lobby. The rest of it looked like a maze, a few steps leading up to it, with an elevator on the left side. It was glass, I think, as were the railings of the walkways on each floor. Perfectly clean, so as to mistake them for open space. 

I remember getting in the elevator and pressing the narrow walk button—a rectangle with an X in it. Something about it felt forbidden. I didn’t know why. 

The doors opened, and someone ran by. I chased them, having the sense they had the answer to something. 

As I got closer, a dark figure appeared, and a sort of haze clouded my vision. They were faster. They reached the person I’d been chasing. 

I went down soon after, eyes closing, unable to shake the feeling of having been on the precipice of something. A voice whispered in my ear. 

“You want the smoke?”

Sure?

“They want unsolved things to stay that way. Anytime someone gets close, they make ‘em forget.”

There was this hotel I visited. 

It had three floors and in the parking lot outside, they told us someone died.

[awkwardgaydude]

I would like to skullfuck you. 💀

Then come do it coward!

[agalnamedlunasea]

Hi um. Thought I'd make one of these

[chairofchaos]

Tag your faves I want to know what messed up character you’d say this to

“Do I look like I need you?” Girl you look like you need therapy

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[ten-ge]

please don't mind me casually spam reblogging all your posts 😭💖

omg i don't mind at all!! 💕

thank you for liking what i post <3

[orphiclovers]

Early scenarios joongdok dynamic 🔥🔥🔥

[pansylair]

figuring out some cute flowerbeast pin concepts!

if you’re interested in possibly purchasing one in the future, please feel free to let me know, feedback really helps push things forward and confirms production can happen. :-)

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

It has to be here somewhere…

Funny ADHD ASD Memes

[jashonja]

I wish Tav could give Gale a new earring as a sign of a new beginning ✨ His default one is a constant reminder of his ex...

[inkskinned]

i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

[ludowoods]

so i recently tried to hack my ps2 and after everything i can say it's like, technically easy but the documentation is a godless wasteland compared to n*ntendo systems. one of the major forums has IP banned like half the world including me before i even visited it and most of the text guides are outdated but the more recent ones are 💀 video guides (also frequently outdated)

anyway so my friend and i decided to try to make a couple 3ds.hacks.guide style guides for the ps2. if you have a fat ps2 you can use the internal hdd guide and if you have a slim ps2 you can use the ESR disc method

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Some small details for a character learning sword fighting for the first time:

- sore wrists

- blisters on hands

- every movement opens you up to be hit

- they will hit the tops of their arm and own sides with the sword while learning

- there is a primal sixth sense when you know you’re being toyed with

And, for your typically nonviolent characters.

You don’t aim for the swords. You aim for the person holding the sword.

It sounds so obvious but needs to be accepted. Actively. When holding a sword you have to understand you’re attacking another person. Even to block you have to aim your blocks at the other person or they won’t be strong enough to actually protect yourself.

[boringwomanwithabook]

portrait of the blogger as a strange and awkward woman

[krowbby]

Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

🌅peach-bi-street

who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

🐀↺riverrat Follow

helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

🌅↺peach-bi-street

oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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🚹humantwitter Follow

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💌postal-service-top Follow

saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

🌚↺lesbianbaker

i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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🥁evenmoremendeddrum Follow

do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

🛤️↺makeyefret Follow

No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

🐶↺wufflesgirl Follow

are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

🥁↺evenmoremendeddrum Follow

peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

🏚️↺ankhmorporkheritageposts Follow

Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

🐲essential-dragons Follow

assassins got them

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[jaeger-tech]

Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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