#feel dingus

[dingus0401]

just watched the entirety of heartstopper season 3 in one sitting why do i suddenly feel the urge to touch grass and be authentically myself?

[spacelazarwolf]

get gone dingus.

[rotshi]

idk why but the song song “Clusterhug” by IDKHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME HEAVILY reminds me of rewrite x shadow

Oh shit? Yeah??? Adding this to the listttt;

[inkz123]

Me: *remembers tumblr has an ask box*

*checks said ask box*

*sweating intensifies*

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

*gasp* They're following me into random stores now. Do you think they like me???? 😳

[pollenallergie]

modern!eddie would do the girl dinner trend and pan the camera straight to your crotch (clothed obviously because community guidelines would have a field day if you weren’t). jeff would make some comment reminding him about his digital footprint and that not everything needs to be shared with the public. gareth would leave a comment that’s basically just these emojis repeated over and over again: 🤢🤮. steve would comment something along the lines of “my man” (because, in my head, they are the most unlikely of bros, but still somewhat-bro-ish nonetheless). robin would block him.

[ploffskinpluffskin]

Natori: Oh, come now, Natoru. Nobody actually believes that His Majesty is in love with me. Natoru, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that the king is helplessly in love with Natori. *Lune, Yuki, and the Cat King raise their hands* Natori: Sire, put your hand down.

Natoru: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Natori: For the last time, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Natoru: Mean.

Natori: You know, Lune gives Yuki flowers everyday. Sometimes I wish you'd do that too. Cat King: I mean. Okay. Later Cat King, giving Yuki flowers: Yuki: ??? Cat King: I don't know, babe, I'm confused, too.

Cat King: If Natoru is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her! Natori: I-- yes, but if she's not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill her.

Cat King: Why do you look like that? Lune, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Cat King: Like you’re dead. Lune: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Natoru: He accidentally called Natori “Mom” in front of everyone today. Lune: (sobs into the floor)

Cat King: We need a diversion. I say Natori gets naked. Natori: Absolutely not. Cat King: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!

Yuki: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Lune: Um…! Neat. later Lune, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Natori. Who says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm stupid. Natori, reading a book: Oh, don't be so harsh on yourself, Lune. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when your father tried the same thing? Lune: Didn't you thank him? Natori, closing his book and looking at the ceiling: I thanked him.

Cat King: I don't know how to tell you this, babe, but… I love you. Natori: That's wonderful, Claudius. Especially when considering the fact we've been married for six years.

Cat King, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often, babe? Natori, confused: Well, I live and work here, so. Yes.

Lune: Why is Father crying on the floor? Natoru: He's drunk. Lune: And? Natoru: He saw a picture of Natori's husband. Lune: But he's Natori's husband. Natoru, with her chin in her paws: He sure is.

Cat King: Natori! I can't do Lune's stupid math homework! Natori: What’s the math problem, sire? Cat King: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. Natori, covering Lune's ears and glaring daggers at the king: Natoru: Well-played, sire!

[dootznbootz]

I’m sorry I really want to like Epic more than I do, but the music is far too “tiktok-ish” for my personal musical theater tastes. I can appreciate it getting more people into The Odyssey and greater Greek mythology at least

Pfft, Dear Anon, that's perfectly fine! It's not something to feel "guilty" about.

And yeah, I can see what you mean by "tiktok-ish" and I don't even have a tiktok! I'm easily entertained and in general, light/bubbly/"skip in my step" type of songs are my thing :P

I really like the music, and I mean, it got ME into the Odyssey. The Odyssey will always be incredible and amazing but out of all 21st century adaptations, I think it does pretty good and it's fun!

I mean, I love and use the Sources only for my writing basically and only take like, one sprinkle from Epic as an inspo or a lyric or something. I'm basically a "full Epic Cycle inspiration" writer xD and I personally get REALLY annoyed whenever people try and talk about The Odyssey when they really mean Epic.

Anything with Polites? Epic. Anything with Odysseus sacrificing 6 men? Epic. Odysseus is a simp who loves his wife? Epic AND Odyssey. Odysseus doesn't cheat on Penelope? Epic AND Odyssey. Diomedes in Ithaca? Iliad/Odyssey AU. I know people won't stop tagging things funky but aaaaaaaaaaa

And Anon, I mean if it makes you feel better, I don't like Les Mis too much or High School Musical. :P Idk why, it's not a vibe for me. I get a lot of shit for not liking them. xD

[dingle-dee]

size differences...

with Tiff being 4 foot 4 and Granite a staggering 12 foot 7 sometimes some things don't come across great like objects

bomnus

8 foot counter tops are a bit-

[dingus0401]

WAIT GUYS… DOES THIS MEAN VALCAROL IS ON THE TABLE???!?!?!?!?!?!!!;$;$!;:!:!/

[keeps-ache]

rule 1 of having legs: you ahve to sit down sometimes or they'll take your life into their own hands 👍

[carterashofficial]

My parents took the dogs to their new house for them to check it out and my dad sent me this of Ted:

Like same, dude.

[rotinthedark]

I spent years repping Sa.mbastian but, honestly, I've been slowly falling out of it as of late.

[blujayonthewing]

I love that so many, like, entire categories of food are named after a place; as an american who is invariably not from any of those places it always sounds fake in the most delightful and whimsical way possible, like what do you mean there's a whole town called cheddar?? what do you MEAN it came BEFORE THE CHEESE???

[marc--chilton]

"chase was super receptive tho bc he has issues and imprinted on house like an actual duckling" YES I CONCUR.

i also agree with your characterization that it's a "i am going to be nice to you more often but don't get any ideas" type of relationship rather than a "come to mama" type. i love fluff and all, but it's house. the man is not that affectionate or nice or pleasant. mgv wouldn't change that.

but the chase/thirteen sibling relationship is so real. i love that. i need more fics with that.

kutner being left out :( he's like. replacement chase. that's the role he fills. in that he's the dumb one. but he's also kinda replacement cameron because he's also nice.

anyway i love your mgv it's so good i love house abo when it's done well and this is done well.

does house ever bring gisele to work with him? or would cuddy say "absolutely not are you insane"

have a splendid day!

-🎸

like there are times where house is weirdly nice to chase and thirteen but that's just like. bc he's closing in on his heat and despite common perception, heat does not solely mean "sex now" especially if the omega in question is a parent. and chase likes the attention but even he has to shoo house away if he's getting too affectionate to the point of impeding their jobs (pup or not, there's not a lot of house-duckling hanging out with after work hours. like at all. the most is with thirteen and even then they're not like superbesties or anything, she's just his favorite to fall back on when house can't drag wilson into whatever that day)

he still calls them idiots, he's still a huge dickhead, but he also does more for them than for others. which tends to just be something so small as house making a vending machine run and asking them if they want anything too. the bar's pretty low

chase takes this weird found family type thing to heart, and it's obvious. because daddy issues. to the point where he's actually spent a heat or two with house because when he first presented, chase didn't get the right care from his parents so his hindbrain looked to house to fill that role. awkward? incredibly. did house agree? yes. did he do a good job mothering an adult chase and giving him all those parental affirmations he missed out on? not really. but he absolutely tried, and that was enough for chase, so. success!

(worth noting that house, too, did not receive adequate care when he first presented either. john ignored him entirely for his cycles, physically disgusted and uncomfortable, and blythe as a low-instinct beta didn't understand the nuances required for taking care of a child who presented as an omega)

kutner <333 i don't have anything to say there besides i love him. he's kind of like chase for dumb, cameron for nice, but he also has a je ne sais quoi of chaos that's to die for. he was way too jazzed to dig a grave and way too proud of himself for reviving a patient even tho in doing so he also set her on fire. baby boy how on earth did you get through med school <333 he's also a beta for what it's worth. in my mgv betas tend to be the most alike to real humans (no/weak cycles, less instinct-driven, sometimes thought of as "safe" or "boring" by As or Os) so don't get involved in as much drama so like. he kinda confused but he got the spirit

110% house has brought giselle to work. the first year of her life he was especially attached to her and argued against hiring a sitter or putting her in daycare -- saying daycares were just communal cultures waiting to infect his pup with superflu, or a sitter would confuse her and make her imprint on them instead of house or wilson -- when really due to his prior miscarriage and resulting (mostly not dealt with) trauma meant his hindbrain would freak out if he was away from her for too long. cuddy and wilson both actually get on to him for it (wilson less so. he's biased bc he also loves their lil baby to bits) but the only thing that gets him to stop trying to bring her is when she starts getting sick the same time house's current case proves to be infectious. and he's mortified because he's convinced she's caught (insert disease here) because of him, and she's so little still that this illness could conceivably kill her.

it turns out she doesn't have the sick of the week, it was just normal baby illness that scared him like it would any first time parent. definitely got him to stop bringing giselle in as much though.

thank you for this ask!! love an excuse to absolutely yap it out