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The ‘no men in Gerudo town’ rule: unpacking the inherent transmisogyny
The Legend of Zelda is a well loved fantasy series, this we all know. When it’s good it’s really good, but when it’s bad... it’s really bad. It should come as no surprise that Nintendo is full of prejudice (and if it does, well... you should read more) but the bigoted overtones relentlessly present in Legend of Zelda are only highlighted in Breath of the Wild, with pretty much everything about the entire Gerudo region. From the mixmatched cultures, to the fetishistic unrealistic clothes, to the makeup and bras on small Gerudo children, to the main plotline itself, this entire section of the game is designed so poorly it makes me physically wince just thinking about it.
This blog is run by two white people, so instead of getting on a soapbox and preaching our thoughts on the racist aspects of the game (and entire series) that don’t actually affect us, I’d like to direct you to @toshiirou ‘s blog and their posts on that specific subject for more details. It’s not optional, it’s required reading. Go read their posts and then come back.
What I’d like to dismantle here today is specifically the inescapable transmisogyny woven into the rule of no men being allowed in Gerudo town. Let’s begin.
If Link tries to enter Gerudo town as he is, he’ll be turned away by the guards on the basis that no men are allowed within the city. When he first arrives in the desert, he’ll find a merchant spying on the guards, trying to find a way to sneak inside. Pretty much all of the male npcs in the area only want to get into Gerudo town so they can be surrounded by “foxy ladies”-- something that makes me wish I could murder npcs in this game so so bad. Link will hear rumours of a ‘man’ who frequently enters the city in ‘disguise’. This is the ‘man’ that Link finds:
Anyone with a brain can tell that Vilia is a trans woman-- or at least, she’s what the game developers at Nintendo think a trans woman is like. This is how she’s referred to in Creating a Champion, the book on the development of botw.
I expect that I don’t have to hold your hand and explain to you that ‘man pretending to be a woman to infiltrate a women’s space’ is perhaps THE OLDEST transmisogynist myth in the book, used most frequently to argue against trans women’s right to use the women’s bathroom. Most white lgbt+ loz fans are able to figure this much out, but unfortunately referring to Vilia by her correct pronouns is about as far as they typically get.
You like to think to yourself, “oh it’s okay because trans women are allowed into the town bc they’re women, it’s inclusive and it’s okay :)”. But it’s really, really not okay, because you haven’t even questioned the racist orientalist trope that the no men rule embodies, and furthermore, we finally arrive at the point of this post;
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THE NO MEN RULE TRANS INCLUSIVE!
Because whether or not trans women are theoretically allowed in, you still have the glaring fact that the rule is enforced by the individual guards making judgements based on their personal opinion on what a man or woman looks like, and they can and will, in the game, reject anyone they think looks too much like a man. It can never be trans inclusive as long as that is the basis for it.
This is what happens in real life. Terfs will constantly make judgments and reject people that don’t fit their narrow vision of womanhood, which is entirely centered around white cis womanhood. Demonizing masculinity will always lead back to bioessentislism, which is the core of terf ideology, right next to white supremacy. Trans women, even moreso non-white trans women, and also non-white cis women do not fit into this view of womanhood and are made the targets of real systemic violence because of it. The ideology that you are spreading by not questioning this trope is one that feeds real life violence.
It is impossible to fix the no men rule to make it not racist and/or trans inclusive. The only solution is to erase it entirely.
And the point of this isn’t so that you can write better fanfiction-- though if you are writing fanfiction featuring the Gerudo you had better be putting the work in to do it right-- it’s to make you aware of the real life harm that these tropes cause. Caring about fictional injustices means absolutely nothing if you don’t care about the actual real living people affected by this violence.
That’s all for now. If there are terms used in this post that you don’t understand, look them up. This isn’t a transphobia 101 course, we’re more advanced here than that and we expect the same from you. And if you’re a white and/or TME zelda fan and you’re uncomfortable by my use of ‘you’ then good. Unlearning all the bigotry you absorb over your life is uncomfortable and it takes time and work and it is one hundred percent necessary. Get started.
#tw transmysoginy#transmysogyny discussion#racism discussion#mod car#serious post#botw#loz breath of the wild#legend of zelda#botw vilia#botw gerudo#Gerudo#for full transparency both mods here are white and tme#we welcome open discussion on this blog but absolutely no bad faith arguments and no clowning. no bullshit
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Things that happen at home:
So, unfortunately, when you google my next door neighbors address, it shows up as my address. It took about six months to notice that packages and mail were getting delivered incorrectly, but not so badly that it was noticeable. Until Covid hit. For the last year or so, my neighbors, who are in their 50s with a high risk mother in law living with them (not sure if it’s the husbands mom or the wife’s mom, but all three of them are really sweet)
Any way, today I came home early from work, and just as I finish changing into sweats, I hear the doorbell. And I Know For A Fact that there are absolutely zero deliveries that could be coming to me, at this time, and in this place. So I race out the front door and knocked on the window of the delivery driver.
Me, pulling my shirt over my face because I didn’t think to grab a mask: Hey! I’m so sorry about this, but I PROMISE YOU this delivery was for that house right there. *points*
Driver: But the address said *rattles off my address from the info on his phone*
Me: Yeah, no, this happens all the time, it’s really for them, I pinky swear.
Driver: *poor beleaguered guy sighs and gets out of the car, starts helping me move the $200 worth of groceries to the next porch over* Oh, you didn’t have to help me?
Neighbor Wife, coming out as we drop the first four armfuls of bags: AGAIN?!?
Me: Yeah, I know, right?
Neighbor Wife, yelling into the house as she starts carting groceries in: Hey, get back on that app and make a complaint FOR THE FIFTH TIME *garbled stuff, like you could hear that she was still yelling but not what she was saying*
Driver: Is she always like this?
Me: Nah, I mean yes, but this has been going on for like a year and a half. Google maps stops right in front of my house for both our addresses, so sometimes they don’t get their stuff until the next day because we just bring stuff in and don’t always check it. She gave us some really bomb Christmas cookies though, so I’m not mad anymore.
Neighbor wife, as we drop the last of the groceries off: Good Lord, honey, I should be tipping you instead!
Me: nonono, tip him, he didn’t mean to, you know how it is.
Neighbor wife: Yeah, I do, but there’s a point when you gotta put your foot down!
Me: Yeah...but. Hey, are any of you allergic to dogs?
Neighbor Wife: No....are you about to ask us to watch Zelda?
Me: Well, that depends on what you’re doing for Christmas this year.
Neighbor Wife: *with an absolutely shit eating grin on her beautiful face* Can I feed her anything I want and tell my husband she only sleeps in the bed with us?
Me: grapes, onions, garlic, and any kind of pepper are poisonous to dogs, but otherwise, absolutely yes. But she has super stinky farts if you give her eggs.
So, long story short, my accidental delivery situation with my neighbors has resulted in free dog sitting for Christmas. Neighbor Husband may not be a fan of this, but I’m also kind of okay in letting my dog get spoiled to hell and back in the name of whatever weird revenge thing is going to happen eight months from now.
#things that happen at home#neighbors#neighbors are cool but delivery is wack#gotta straighten out that poor delivery guy#dog watching for Christmas#my neighbors are secretly hilarious
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Peaches
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Request: Hi! I have no idea if you're even taking requests but I couldn't get this out of my head so someone tweets/dms the Peaches video to reader, Damien's girlfriend, and she watches it and teases him about it (nothing mean of course), thank you so much in advance if you do decide to take write it and so sorry if you're not taking requests at the moment, you can just ignore this if you aren't, have a good day !! - @star-mum
Finding out that your boyfriend had a stripper past was not on your list of to-dos today.
Going to the library was on there, as was going to check out the Farmer’s Market in the town center, but receiving a video along with the message, “Did you know about your boyfriend’s stripper past?” That was definitely not something you’d have expected to find out today.
The second you got back to your car, you were watching the video three times over, and you could assure yourself that that was, in fact, your boyfriend dancing along to the explicit song on stage, being watched by however may people had shown up.
Being a theatre tech for most of your life and having it transcend into your adult life, you had seen just about everything from the lead actor’s taped and tucked junk to the one ensemble girl who thought flashing everyone was a good idea. Sure, now you were the general manager and all-around “Big Boss” for a little known theatre an hour outside of Los Angeles, but you still had your fair share of “Things You’d Have Been Better Off Not Seeing.”
Knowing Damien would still be at the Smosh building due to this week being a filming week, you decided to stop by a sushi place on the way over to join him for lunch. When you got to the Mythical building, you texted Shayne to see if he was filming. He replied that he wasn’t which then led to you asking to be let in.
“Hey, Y/n,” Shayne greeted, holding open the door for you seeing as you had the bags of food hanging off your arms. “Are you trying to feed an army? What’s going on?”
“I brought food for almost everyone,” you handed Shayne two bags. “They were having some sort of promotion at the sushi place and I thought I’d do something nice for a change.”
“Awesome,” Shayne led you over to the elevators and while you waited for them to come down, you got to some light conversation.
“So, does Damien know you’re here?”
“No,” you fiddled with the corner of the paper bag you were holding. “I only decided about a few minutes ago that I’d stop by for lunch.”
“Well, he’s filming for Smosh Games right now so I’ll take you by there and then take you to the lounge to wait for him.”
You nodded, stepping into the elevator and pressing the floor number. While you were still getting used to the new building, you at least knew the floor number they worked on.
The elevator opened and you could see everyone milling around the open space that they now had. It was cool and it looked less like office space and more like something that they could make into their own.
Shayne walked you over to the kitchen area so you could store the sushi before bringing you to the room that Smosh Games was filming in. He opened the door gently before strolling in, you not too far behind him. The four people all at their own PCs were immersed in their game, all yelling and shouting as they all died.
You watched as they all agreed on another round, smiling widely at how they all played together.
Shayne pushed you in the direction of your boyfriend and took the hint, going up behind him and wrapping your arms around his shoulders.
Without a thought, Damien reflexively said, “Hey, babe,” before realizing that you were in fact there.
“Oh, hey!” he quickly gave you a peck on the lips.
“Hey, guys,” he spoke into the camera. “This is my girlfriend, Y/n. I have no clue as to why she’s here.”
“I brought lunch!” you said excitedly, causing the other three gamers in the room to cheer.
“What’d you bring?” Mari asked, looking away from her screen long enough for Lasercorn to kill her.
Lasercorn cheered in his small victory before asking the same question Mari had asked.
“I brought some sushi,” you answered, letting go of Damien to sit in the office chair next to him.
“I like sushi,” Courtney said, yelling out when Damien killed her. Damien’s chaotic giggle escaped his lips, as his character ran away from the dead corpse.
“Y/n! Tell your boyfriend to play nice!” Courtney respawned and started her hunt for Damien.
Several hours after you left the building and after you had your sushi with them, you were at home and once again watching the ‘Peaches’ video. The fan who had sent it to you lived in Los Angeles and you had given her a shoutout for the video without specifying what the video was.
You paused it when you heard the doorknob to your apartment rattle, signifying that either Damien was home or you were being robbed. It became clear that it was just Damien when you heard him start to whistle a familiar tune.
The way your living room was set up made it easy for this to be a dramatic moment, the lamp next to the armchair and the coffee table in front of you. You could’ve been a mother waiting to ask her teenaged daughter where she had been all night.
You crossed your arms and waited for Damien to turn the corner and enter the living room. When he finally appeared, a cat in his arms and a smile on his face. The smile dropped off his face as soon as he saw your expression and crossed arms.
“What’d I do?” he asked, allowing Zelda to bounce out and leave the room.
“How come you never told me you were a stripper?”
“What?” Damien furrowed his eyebrows, confusion spreading like a blanket across his face.
“I had to find out from a fan that you were a stripper,” you scoffed. “I can’t believe it.”
Apparently, the acting you had picked up from the actors and actresses was good and you should be up for an Oscar with this performance you were putting on. You flipped your screen to show him the Peaches video and a look of relief crossed over his confusion.
“Oh, yeah,” Damien shrugged off his jacket and walked over to you. He sat on the arm of the chair and hit play. “I was the best stripper out of all these fellows here.”
You giggled lightly and poked his arm. “When am I gonna get a show like this?”
“Never.”
“And why not?”
“I put my stripping days long behind me, never again will you see me dance with such vulgar actions.”
You tossed your phone onto the coffee table and lent up to kiss him. “I think I could sway you to show me a few moves.”
He kissed back, leaning into it. “You know,” he pulled you up from the couch. “I think you might be right.”
He reached for your phone and typed in the song to your YouTube. The second it started to play, he was pulling you to the open space behind the chair. “But only if you learn it with me.”
You laughed, dancing around the girls. “It seems like the girls want to learn too.”
“Then welcome to Damien’s dance class where everyone can learn no matter the species.”
“Well then, Mr. Haas,” you giggled and kissed him lightly. “Teach us your ways.”
#smosh#smosh games#damien haas#damien#haas#damien haas x reader#shayne topp#shayne#topp#courtney#miller#courtney miller#lasercorn#david moss#david#moss#mari takahashi#mari#takahashi#reader#peaches#damien haas peaches
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‘ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS’ - REVIEW ROUNDUP!
Well hello there holiday-makers! The Game Collection here and we’ll be your cabin crew on this flight to the ‘Nook Inc. Deserted Island Getaway Package’ today! Safety checks have been completed, the weather is clear and our journey is penned to be a smooth one. Sit back, relax and enjoy a complimentary vacation juice as part of your in-flight service.
Final call to those of you waiting on review scores! We know you’re a hesitant bunch but you’re in luck! Tom Nook’s added a number of new flights for departure in time for release. He’s one of the good ones isn’t he. The scores are in and we’ve compiled the best of the big names for you below... Take a look and pack your case as you read! You won’t want to miss out on the trip of a lifetime!
IGN - 9/10
“The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, and Super Mario each found new life on the Nintendo Switch, and following those games in kind is Animal Crossing: New Horizons: An expanded, polished, next-generation reboot of a classic Nintendo game. Perhaps most importantly, like Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey, Animal Crossing: New Horizons is full of surprises. I cannot wait to see what's to come: Seeing cool custom islands from the community, special events, season changes. It took too long to get to the most exciting part of my island renovation (until I cheated), but now that all of New Horizons is spread before me, I have plenty to do, big plans for my island, and so much to look forward to.”
Read the full review here.
GamesRadar - 4.5/5
“This is an Animal Crossing game through and through, and although that comes with some time-based frustrations, that urge to just spend 'five more minutes' on your island deepens with every passing day. As your island evolves and starts to drip-feed fresh things to discover and see, you'll have the urge to check up on your toe bean-boasting critters on a daily basis more than ever before. Animal Crossing: New Horizons has perfected the gameplay loop the series is famed for, and somehow manages to keep its steady pace relevant in a world where there are plenty of genre rivals. Prepare yourself for spending many a year to come with Tom Nook and co.”
Read the full review here.
GameInformer - 9/10
“New Horizons has a lot to see and do, and much of the joy comes from discovering it on your own. I still get a kick out of the real-time elements, such as how a construction project that takes a day to complete takes a real day’s time to finish, or how the various merchants keep actual store hours. That little hook keeps me excited to check back in later when I end each session. Animal Crossing: New Horizons has something new to experience every day, and, best of all, it’s built on a foundation of joy and earnestness that’s all too rare. If the trade-off is that I have to craft a few fishing poles, I guess it’s worth it in the end.”
Read the full review here.
NintendoLife - 10/10
“Animal Crossing: New Horizons takes Animal Crossing and not only drags it back onto home consoles, but improves upon every single facet imaginable. There's more to do, more to see, more to change, more to mould, and more to love; fans and first-time players are going to find themselves losing hours at a time gathering materials, creating new furniture, and making their island undeniably theirs. Every moment is unashamedly blissful, with excellently-written characters that truly feel alive and an island paradise that gives back infinitely more than you put in. Back when Animal Crossing: New Leaf hit the shelves all those years ago and created a whole new generation of fans, many people were wondering how Nintendo could possibly top it, but here we have our answer. This is a masterpiece that has been well worth waiting for.”
Read the full review here.
Eurogamer - Essential
“And it's how, even some 90 hours in, Animal Crossing: New Horizons maintains its ability to surprise. It's how each day presents a new mystery to unravel, or a new visitor to hang out with - though often it's satisfying enough just to check in to see how your flowers are doing. I just went for another morning stroll, and spotted Billy the trouble-making goat running arms out through a copse of trees, a look of glee fixed on his face. I can't bring myself to make him leave; indeed, I think I properly like him now, for all his faults.He's a keeper, and so too is Animal Crossing: New Horizons, probably the best this series has ever had to offer and therefore one of Nintendo's very best games to date. It presents a world absurd in its mundanity yet shot through with magic, offering an escapism that's reassuringly dependable. I just hope you weren't planning on playing anything else this year.”
Read the full review here.
Destructoid - 8.5/10
“Honestly, 18 days is far too little time to generate a comprehensive assessment of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. There is still much I don't know about this game, including how in-game purchases will ultimately be incorporated. But based on what I have been able to experience, it's what I've wanted Animal Crossing to be for many years. While it fumbles its camping-inspired opening, New Horizons makes a nice recovery with a strong focus on player accomplishment, creating a potent sense of achievement in this idyllic piece of escapism.”
Read the full review here.
So there we have it! There a seat on the plane with your name on it... Pre-order with us on Nintendo Switch right here at The Game Collection and receive the Isabelle Keyring as a FREE pre-order bonus!
-Jack
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Shadows of the Yiga | Chapter 2
Link and Aryll didn’t speak for the rest of the night. Aryll didn’t come out of her room for a moment, and Link didn’t bother try to talk to her further. Instead, he fell against the couch where he stayed for the entire night, staring blankly at the tv in an attempt to lose himself in whatever was on. He passed out shortly after finishing off a twelve-pack by himself, and only woke up when he heard what he thought to be a door slamming. It startled him, and he nearly fell off the couch. After a quick check through the house, he determined that Aryll was not there. Whether she had actually gone to school was a different story entirely. He supposed he should have attempted to text her, but instead, he trudged into the bathroom to shower off the stench of alcohol.
Despite the amount of alcohol he consumed, his hangover was relatively manageable, though his mood still sour. It made concentrating on his work difficult as his mind wandered to Aryll. He knew he couldn’t necessarily blame her for the way she had been acting. It didn’t take a genius to see her struggles, to know she was depressed. Who could blame her? Her parents were dead. Her brother - and only living family member left - wasn’t around, and when he was, he was moody, drunk, and just downright intolerable. He knew he was partly to blame for her downward spiral. He could barely keep a handle on his own life, so of course it would seem that Aryll was just another problem he needed to deal with.
The truth was, however, Aryll was all that was keeping him together. In a life where it seemed that everyone left him, she was the one who remained. She was the only constant in his life. And dammit, he wanted her to have the best life she could. It may not have looked it to her, but he was trying. Didn’t that count for something? Perhaps it was selfish of him, but he just wanted her to be able to see that.
He was so lost in thought that he hadn’t even heard Sera approach his desk. He jumped at her greeting, and Sera grinned down at him. She sat against his desk, her arms crossed. “How did your field trip go yesterday?”
Link didn't look up. He continued to scribble numbers across the paper on his desk, occasionally tapping on a nearby calculator with the end of his pen. He never would have imagined himself actually having a job that would require math. But at the same time, he wasn't exactly finding the angle of a triangle, either. And, fortunately for him, the calculator was a wonderful tool high school conveniently tried to hide from him. “Great,” he said dryly. “I even got to bring home a souvenir.”
Sera smirked. “Oh yeah? Anything cool?”
“So cool,” he muttered. “A nice fancy note saying Aryll's gonna get suspended if she doesn't get her shit together.”
Sera frowned. “Yikes. What the hell did she do this time?”
Link sighed and dropped his pen. He leaned back in his chair and let it roll backwards. “Gave some tool bag kid a black eye.”
“Nice,” Sera said with a grin. “Tough girl. I'm sure he deserved it.”
Link shrugged. “I tried to tell her violence isn't the answer.”
Sera laughed loudly. “Isn't that ironic?” She stood then, saying “Oh” as if she remembered why she had come to Link in the first place. “We've got a new guy who is just dying to meet you.” She gave him a wink before calling over her shoulder. “Wally, get over here.”
Within a moment, a kid probably only a couple years younger than Link appeared from around the corner. He pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose with one finger as he regarded Sera. “I told you not to call me that.”
Sera shrugged. “Isn't it your name?”
“No,” he huffed. He turned his gaze to Link, then grinned. “My name's Walt.”
“K,” Link said simply.
“I'm a huge fan,” Walt said excitedly.
“Fan?”
“Well, yeah, obviously.”
Link's brows knit together. “Why?”
Walt blinked at Link for a moment. “Uh, because you're a total super hero?” He turned his gaze to Sera.
Sera grinned at Walt. “Never meet your heroes, kid.”
Link turned back to the papers on his desk, ignoring them.
“What's a guy like you doing in a place like this, anyway?” Walt said.
Link let his chin rest in his palm as he stared at his computer screen. “Hero work doesn't pay the bills.”
Walt nodded as if he understood such a predicament. “For the record, it totally should.”
“No shit,” Link muttered. “It's not enough that I almost died for this damn country.”
“Can I get your autograph?”
Link looked up at Walt, then to Sera, clearly annoyed. “Is he for real?”
Sera shrugged. “I told you he was a fan. I bet he stalked you here.”
“No, I swear!” Walt said defensively. “I mean, I knew you lived somewhere in the city. I just moved here a few weeks back. But I swear, I didn't stalk you.” His shoulders dropped slightly in an attempt to seem more relaxed. “It's cool, man. I'm cool.”
Link's brows raised and he turned his gaze back to his computer. “Yeah,” he said. “Cool.”
“Cool,” Walt said, waving his hand at Link, as if to dismiss his earlier uncool behavior. “You can get to that autograph whenever. No rush.”
Sera shoved Walt's shoulders, pushing him around the corner. “Bye, Walt!” She smiled after him as he hurried back to his desk, then turned to Link. “You have such a way with your fans.”
Link scoffed, keeping his eyes on the screen.
“So, you down for that drink this time? Sounds like you could use one.”
“Story of my life,” he muttered. He stretched his legs out under his desk and nodded. “Yeah. Alcohol. Definitely.”
*****
Sera was waiting for him outside of the building. It was just after five when he trotted down the steps and walked briskly passed her. She grinned as he walked by, then moved to catch up to him, adjusting her bag on her shoulder.
“In a hurry?”
“Yes,” Link said simply. “Every minute I’m not drinking is another minute I’m not drinking.”
Sera laughed. “Well, sure, that’s one way to put it.”
“I think it’s the only way to put it,” Link said.
Sera frowned slightly and glanced at him. Though he seemed relatively content, she knew he masked his problems well. She pulled her gaze away and sighed lightly. “That new guy is weird, right?”
Link’s gaze moved to her, well aware that she was quietly judging him. “Sure,” he said. He turned his gaze away and shoved his hands in his jacket pockets. “What a nerd.” Truth be told, something about him did make Link uncomfortable, but he didn’t dwell on it.
“If he’s a nerd for being your biggest fan, what does that make you?” Sera teased, elbowing him.
“A sucker.”
“Gee, you’re extra pleasant today,” she said.
Link sighed. “I’m tired.”
“Maybe you should skip the beer tonight,” Sera offered with a shrug.
Link shook his head. “Nope. Definitely need the beer.”
“Don’t you think you should get home and babysit Aryll?”
Link scoffed. “She’s avoiding me.”
Sera frowned. “Now what did you do?”
“Why is it always my fault?”
“It’s not,” Sera said. “But I also know that you like to feed the fire.” She shrugged. “You lectured, she argued, you fought back, and now she won’t say boo.”
“There you have it,” he muttered.
“You know -” Sera started.
“Yeah, I do know,” Link snapped at her. “I know. And that’s why I drink.”
Sera sighed. They stopped in front of the bar, and Sera held the door open for him. “Ladies first.”
“What does that make you?” Link said with a grin as he walked through.
The bar was dimly lit, just how Kit liked it. “I’d rather not see the faces of the pathetic sacks that come in here,” he used to say to Link. “I’m actually very uncomfortable seeing yours so much. It’s like we’re friends now or something.”
Link had frequented Kit’s bar over the last five years. Sometimes with Sera. Other times, even with Zelda. But mostly, he was alone. But Kit was always there, and his presence was something Link had grown oddly accustomed to, even fond of, even though they sometimes went a whole night without even speaking. If the situation had been any different, it was likely Link never would have associated with Kit, never mind called him a friend. But now, it seemed Kit was the only friend he had left. It definitely helped that he provided Link with all the alcohol he wanted.
Kit was behind the bar when they entered. He didn’t look up at first, but Link and Sera took their usual seat. Kit seemed occupied tending to a larger group of men on the other side of the bar, but he found a chance to wordlessly slide over their usual orders, throwing his middle finger up at Link over his shoulder as he moved away.
Sera made a sound of disgust. “Lonely, single girl’s night checkin’ you out.”
Link craned his neck to look around Sera in the direction of her gaze. There were five woman in a booth still dressed in their business skirts giggling and glancing in their direction. Link shrugged and disregarded them.
Sera, however, kept her gaze on them, studying them. Her head tilted to the side slightly. “I’d do the one in the middle.” She nodded to herself. “You can have one of the others.”
Link snorted. “No thanks.”
Sera shrugged. “Suit yourself,” she said. “More for me.”
“Good luck with that.”
“I get laid more than you do,” Sera said.
Link considered this for a moment, then nodded regretfully.
The group Kit was tending to made their way out of the bar, and the bartender mosied his way over to them, bringing with him two more drinks. He frowned when he saw they hadn’t finished their first.
“You’re slowing down,” he said, pushing the bottles over to them. “Come on, let’s go. I gotta make my money off of you.”
“I think you should send one of those girls a drink from us,” Sera said. “All of ‘em. I wanna get lucky.”
Kit grinned. “If you get him drunk enough,” Kit said, gesturing with his chin toward Link, “he’ll go home with the cactus in the bathroom.”
“Why is there a cactus in the bathroom?” Sera inquired.
“That’s a good question,” Kit said. “I blacked out that night. But I’m convinced Link has something to do with it. He waters it every now and then.”
“I guess you must really save on plumbing,” Sera said.
“Kit shoves it up his ass,” Link said.
Kit’s face twisted in disgust. “I know I’m a lonely guy, but I’m not that lonely.”
“Debatable,” Link said.
“Well, we don’t all have the good looks and charm of a hero,” Kit said.
“Where are these good looks and charm that you speak of?” Sera asked.
Kit shook his head. “It only comes out when he’s drunk and horny. I don’t know how he does it, but he takes a chick home every week.”
“Do not,” Link sneered.
“Oh, right,” Kit said. “You fuck ‘em and run back here to drink some more.”
Sera frowned. “That’s classy, man,” she said disapprovingly.
Link rolled his eyes. “He’s exaggerating. Why do you listen to him?”
Sera turned her gaze to Kit who shook his head.
“Anyway,” Sera said as she finished off her beer. “I'm glad you decided to come out drinking with me tonight.”
“Why?” Kit absentmindedly dried off a glass behind the counter. “He's not good company.”
Sera grinned at the bartender and tapped against the counter. “Hit me.”
Kit rolled his eyes. He set the glass down, draped the rag over his shoulder, and moved to the other end to grab her another bottle.
“In a glass with an orange slice!” Sera called to him, leaning over the counter. “Do it right, Bartender!”
Kit flashed her his middle finger over his shoulder. When he returned, he slid the bottle across the counter at her, an orange slice jammed into the opening.
Sera grinned up at Kit, then worked to remove the orange slice. “Why don’t you get together with Mipha next time she comes home?”
“Is she still doing that doctor thing?” Kit grinned. “I'd let her do surgery on me.”
“Can it,” Sera hissed. “What kinda sick shit you into?”
Kit shrugged. “She's hot. I'll be into whatever she wants.” He leaned toward Link. “Give me her number already.”
Link finished his beer and shoved it into Kit's chest. “Piss off.”
Kit grinned, happy to be getting under his skin. He tossed the bottle, then retrieved another and slid it across to Link. “That one's on me, you cheap bastard.”
“Giving away products?” Sera said. “How do you possibly stay in business?”
“You should see this guy’s tab,” Kit said. He turned to Link and grinned. “Your alcoholism supports my small business. Thank you, Sir.”
“Glad I can be of service,” Link said, not amused.
Sera frowned, but did not add in her usual two cents as the two men continued to chat.
“Where have you been, anyway?” Kit continued. “It's been a couple weeks since you've been in here.”
“Been busy,” Link said with a shrug. “And its cheaper to drink at home.”
“Touche.” Kit pulled the rag off his shoulder and wiped aimlessly at the counter, removing a wet ring from Sera's bottle.
Sera finished her drink, then dropped her payment on the counter. “Don't let him get too drunk, Kit.”
“You're such a buzzkill,” Kit said to her. He slid her money across the bar and counted it. “Where's my tip?”
Sera rolled her eyes and fished through her pockets. She dropped some change into his palm. “You didn't give me my ora-”
“You got your orange!” Kit hissed at her. His fingers closed over her money and he slid his hand into his pocket. He smiled at Sera. “I'll take care of ya boy.”
Sera patted Link's head. “That's my work husband. You better. See you boys later.”
Kit watched as she moved across the bar, pausing to chat with the women in the booth. They laughed and flirted, and a note was passed between them. Sera waved over her shoulder to them before leaving.
“Does that come with benefits?” Kit said with a grin to Link.
“No,” Link said simply. “She’s like, forty.”
“I'd hit that,” Kit said. He leaned with his back against the bar, just to the side of Link. He watched the game play out on the tv above his head.
“You'd hit anything that moved.”
“It's a lonely life, being a bartender,” Kit said. “All day long, I listen to people talk about their lives, but no one ever wants to hear about mine.”
Link rolled his eyes. “How's life, Kit?”
Kit turned around enthusiastically. “Well, Link, that's right kind of ya to ask.” He paused for a moment, looking up thoughtfully. “Shit. My life sucks,” he said with sudden realization. “All I do is work. And I don't even make enough money to pay someone to have sex with me.” He frowned and leaned back against the bar.
“Poor Kit,” Link said. “Can't get anyone to touch his dick.”
“I could,” he hissed. “I just... don't have time to play the dating game.” He regarded Link over his shoulder. “If you know any single gals...”
Link shook his head. “They're all out of your league.”
“I could get them. What about Urbosa?”
“Have you looked in a mirror lately?”
Kit craned his neck to do just that, regarding his appearance in the mirror on the wall. He ran his fingers through his scraggly hair and blew the stray strands out of his eyes. His hair was an odd shade of brown, almost appearing grey and dirty. His skin was pale. “So I look like a vampire. I thought chicks were into that sorta thing.”
“When was the last time you even saw the light of day, man?”
“That is definitely not in the bartender's job description. Day drinkers are my forte. They keep me in business.”
“You open at ten.”
“And you won't believe the line I've got at the door. It used to be eleven.” Kit sighed. “Ten a.m. to two a.m., every day. Doesn't give me much time for a life. Unless, you know, I pick up a hooker on the way home.”
“Classy,” Link muttered.
“Hashtag single forever,” Kit said with a sigh. “That's what people say, right?”
“No.”
“You're a good friend, Link,” he said with a grin.
“Anything for you, Kit.”
“The next one's not free, though.”
“Hit me.”
Kit pushed himself off the counter, moving across to grab Link another drink. He set it on the bar, trading for the empty bottle which he tossed into the bin. “Saves me some dishes, at least.” He turned back to Link. “Sera would have me cut you off after that.”
“Sera's not here.”
Kit nodded thoughtfully. “What about Aryll?”
“What about her?”
“You just gonna leave her alone all night?”
“She's sixteen. She's capable of taking care of herself.”
“You'd make a great father someday.”
“I hope not.”
Kit smiled, but it was a sad sort of smile. Link met his gaze, then rolled his eyes.
“Stop it,” he hissed.
“I didn't say anything,” Kit said, raising his hands.
“You're giving me that look.”
“What look?”
“That therapist look. It's condescending.”
“Well, you're just such a sad, pathetic sack.”
“At least I get laid.”
Kit snorted. “When was the last time that happened?” He left Link to mutter to himself, moving to the other end of the bar to tend to another patron. After a few minutes, Kit returned, his palms against the counter. He leaned against his arms slightly.
“We're friends, right?”
“I wish we weren't,” Link muttered.
“And as a friend,” Kit continued, ignoring him. “It is my duty to talk some sense into you.”
“You're not my friend until after two,” Link said. “For now, you're the bartender.”
Kit sighed. He waited for Link to finish his beer, then took the empty bottle from him. When he returned, he only had a glass of water, which he slid across to Link.
Link scrunched his nose at the glass. “The fuck is this?”
“I can't in good conscious continue to support your alcoholism.”
“I'm not an alcoholic,” Link growled.
“Link, I met you five years ago when your stupid ass stumbled into this very bar with your stupid ass friends not an hour after your father's funeral and you haven't left since.”
“I only come for your entertainment,” Link said.
“And I only let you come to extort you. I've made quite a name for myself here, you know. This is the bar the great Hero of Hyrule drinks his life away at. It's practically a tourist spot.”
“Some damn kid at work asked for my autograph.”
Kit snorted. “Why the hell would anyone want your damn autograph?”
“He looks up to me.”
“You know who I look up to? Movie stars. Those guys get all the tail they want. You? You come with nothing but problems. PTSD, alcoholism, depression. Who wants that guy's autograph?”
“He sounds like a train wreck,” Link muttered.
“I'm hoping it will be explosive.”
“Hmph.”
“Nah,” Kit said. “In all seriousness. I'm sick of seeing your ugly mug in my bar. Go drink cheap beer at home. At least be with Aryll. Get some damn help or something.”
“I don't need help,” Link grunted.
“Denial.” Kit frowned. “No one expects you to have it all together.”
“Aryll does.”
“Aryll would understand.”
Link's brows furrowed. He looked up at Kit. “How could she? She has no one left. I'm all she's got.”
“Then isn't that worth, I dunno, sticking around?”
“I'm not going anywhere,” Link muttered.
“Maybe,” Kit said. “But as a bartender, I'm kind of a self proclaimed expert in alcoholism and depression.”
“I'm not depressed,” Link hissed.
Kit raised his hands in the air defensively. “Whatever you say, tough guy.” He left Link alone to mutter into his drink, tending to more patrons.
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8.11.19
So I’ve never really utilized anything other than a diary to jot down my daily feels, but something tells me I might find some comfort knowing that nobody can sneak into my room and read my journal. Tumblr seems like a good enough void to dump these thoughts into. Maybe it’s my psyche craving a positive outlet.. Id rather this be private, but sometimes connections supposed to help, right? If topics of abuse, death, suicide, or depression trigger you, please do not continue reading. So I guess, let’s start from the top.
I’m 2X years old, & I have absolutely no clue what I’m doing with my life right now. I’m a gamer, & employed, But it’s not like I”m pursuing some great dream. I’m kind of coasting through life, trading experiences for fragments of myself. But I’m honestly rather content, at the moment. I make decent enough money. I can afford to shelter myself, feed myself, & entertain myself. So to some people, yeah it might look like i’ve had it pretty easy. In some ways, I have; in others, not really.
It was just me & my mom growing up. Dad wasn’t around, & i don’t really want to get into that right now. My mom did everything she could for me. And I, of course being a growing hormonal boy, never truly appreciated it until I got into the real world. Thanks mom. She low-key prepared me for almost anything. I graduated high school, no special titles or accolades, but I could hear her screaming well above the entire stadium of parents when they called my name. I hope I can make her that proud again someday. I haven’t seen her in almost 4 years. Life can be a bitch like that once you’re an actual adult.
Since graduating high school, I’ve fathered a child, a little girl, who continues to blow my mind every day, with her brains & beauty. Damn, my ugly mug made one amazing little girl. Everything I do, I do for her. Even when it doesn’t seem like it. The mother & I are still on fantastic terms, but we separated a couple years after the birth. It just didn’t work as a healthy relationship anymore, & our daughter deserved better than that.
After we parted ways, I got myself tangled up with a girl that, in hindsight, I should have never said hello to. Now don’t get me wrong, the first 2 years were truly magical. She was young, beautiful, petite body, alternative with piercings & tattoos. Which was basically me, young, rather handsome, fit body, alternative with piercings and tattoos. A match, it would seem, made in heaven. She made me feel alive again. She reinvigorated me to my soul, showed me new experiences I never could have imagined, or dared to do otherwise. I felt happy. Which for me, is a rather fleeting bird, one that’s typically driven away by the raven. It was just like a fairy-tale. We all know those aren’t real. I should have seen the warning signs. The “red flags” that everyone says I ignored. But red flags look like regular flags when looking through rose-tinted glass. If you’ve stumbled upon this by chance, & are triggered by abuse, or suicide, I suggest you stop reading now.
It started out with little things. Roast-like insults, but sometimes they hurt a little more than they should. Which, obviously, led my mind to tell me “stop being so sensitive.” I’d let it slide. As we approached the 2 year mark, it started getting nastier. Her patience with me was very thin. The smallest error, like I forgot to pick up soda on the way home from my 10 hour shift once, led to me being belittled with insults to my intelligence & even attacks on my dedication to her. It only got worse as time went on. I silently cried myself to sleep most nights. My self-esteem was in an entirely different dimension by this point. I’ve become completely submissive to her. I looked at myself in the mirror one night, after doing things that I regret doing, and being disgusted in myself for letting it get so bad. For never stepping back up & standing my ground. I got us through homelessness. I had helped her get help because she had a severe mental illness that I will not put here. Her every wish, within my power, was my command. Why should I tolerate being treated like something stuck to the bottom of her shoe when kindness didn’t suit her? So I did. That was the first time she hit me. Just once, open palmed to my left temple.
It didn’t stop. It got worse. I will not go into details, because almost 3 years later, I still panic when I try to think about those months. Most of my friends & family do not know how bad it got. And those that do, do not even know who she even was. It collapsed faster when I started to dissociate after multiple (thankfully) failed suicide attempts. I started cheating, trying to get her to leave me, since she wouldn’t allow me to leave her without threatening to kill herself. “You’re my soulmate, I won’t live without you.” She kept me in that state of submissive fear for another year, using the same lines. Using the same deflection tactics to make me question myself. All while calling me her “soul mate”. I hate that fucking word now.
But I did finally get the courage to leave. In the middle of the night, a train ride back to my hometown. She tried to work back into my life a few times over the next 2 years. I eventually stopped talking to her, because she would always try to convince me to come back to her, that it can be different, that she’s willing to start over. So I stopped talking to her last year. And now, I can’t anymore, because last month, she killed herself. I honestly never stopped loving her. I can feel the hole where her energy used to be, the bits she contributed to my soul, snuffed out.. I blame myself for her suicide. And I hate that I fell in love with such a beautiful, toxic soul.
We can skip over the few fling relationships I held while in my hometown, except for one girl, who I will forever thank for showing me what a true loving, healthy relationship, based on trust and open communication can actually be like. We got into it knowing we were on a time limit, because I was already in the process of saving up to move again, this time, 3,000 miles away. But we had good chemistry, and I think the relationship was the perfect amount of time for both of us. She’s a LoZ girl. Major fan. As in, owns every game, tons of merch, follows tons of streamers on Twitch who play Legend of Zelda, especially if it’s Ocarina of Time. Coastal gamer girl is probably the best description of her. She’s still one of my best friends, & I talk to her on occasion. She’s super happy, and living a rather adventurous life. I’m super happy for her.
Our fateful day came, and I had to move away. She comforted me during the entire packing process. Which literally filled 2 boxes I shipped to my new address, my military backpack, & a laptop case. It still resulted in 8 hours of back to back anxiety attacks. I only knew TWO people in the town where I was moving to. One of them, I had never physically met before in our entire 14 year friendship. So, rightfully, I was terrified to leave. I’d reconnected with old friends in my hometown. I’d met an amazing girl in my hometown. I’d landed a really fantastic job in the medical field in my hometown. What was I thinking?! Leave all of THIS?!
But I knew why. She knew why. Everyone in my life knew why. The answer was simple. Yeah, I had a good job, a good girl, & a relatively good life. But I wasn’t truly happy. In my soul. Just as I was in the states I’ve lived before. And that was okay. We had the perfect amount of happiness.
So here I am, in an undisclosed new location, three-thousand miles away from my hometown. And honestly, I’m happier here than I’ve ever been anywhere else. Do I see myself dying here? No, not really. But I could kick it here for a decade or so, if the fates allow my life that long? Sure. The best friend I’d never met before, is just as amazing in person. We play video games together now & then, and go out to the downtown bar scene sometimes for karaoke. There’s 3 roommates total. I enjoy being their roommate. Also, there’s 4 cats. who I absolutely love, and will contemplate posting their pictures here too, for memories sake.
I’ve made some really amazing friends, especially one girl in particular. She’s been very good to me, in many ways. Dinners, events, concerts, party weekend for my last birthday to pass. All while both of us just have a blast around each other. She’s helped me alot these last few months, everything from food to rent, while I struggled to find work, & get on my own two feet. I struggled for 5 months before I landed myself where I am now. So to celebrate, she & I went and got tattoos today.
I got a tattoo of the chemical structure of serotonin on my wrist. To remind myself to be happy, because I’ve already spent so much time being sad. And that I’m going to keep making myself happier, by staying true to myself, learning & growing from the events I’ve been through in my life, both good and bad. Creative, & destructive. Because it’s all molded me into who I am now.
So really without getting into childhood stories, high school shenanigans, & college hijinx, that’s the story of Z. A recent handle I’ve taken to lately, in case someone does decide to read this. I’d like to add to this little... off-site journal once a week, maybe more often.
That’s all I’ve got for today. I’m sufficiently stoned now, & would like to return to playing Apex Legends.
Signing off,
Z
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(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?
Haha, closed. I don't like seeing the dark void that I call a closet
(2) Do You Have Freckles?
Yea, but you can't really see them unless you're close
(3) Can You Whistle?
Yes
(4) Last Song You Listened To.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame musical, the Tavern Song
(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Blue, but I also like a variety of purples and greens
(6) Relationship Status.
Single and not looking
(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?
69º F
(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?
Yea, unless I wake up myself
(9) How Many Followers?
118, but I need to go through and block any bots. (;w;)
(10) Zodiac Sign.
Leo
(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?
Blue/green hazel. My eyes are multi-coloured so they have blue, green, and brown with a very grey look to them.
(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?
I forget daily
(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?
Yup!
(14) What Books Are You Reading?
I really want to get back to reading some more Lovecraft, but i don't have much time to read
(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.
"Minutes before librarians ate him."
(16) Favourite Anime?
Uuuuhhhhhh, hm. I guess it'd have to be InuYasha, but I like a lot of anime
(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?
Err,,, it was a very close friend. Idk if they'd want me to say who they are tho
(18) Do You Collect Anything?
Rocks and those snowglobe musicboxes
(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?
Yogurt and a protein bar. Ik, ik real healthy and filling
(20) Do You Dance In The Car?
Depends on the song, but not really
(21) Favourite Animal?
Owls and cats
(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?
Not really, but when I do it's the diving Olympics
(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?
2am
(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?
I don't wear makeup. Though I have considered it
(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?
Either. Pool is safer though
(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?
Oof, idk if I can pick just one, so imma name a few. @ohhimarx @mirosuikaaa @masochist-incarnate they're all really friendly and nice
(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?
Whichever is most convenient at the time
(28) What Makes You Happy?
The sound of rain, art, my friends talking to me, I have a list that I've posted, so I won't list out here
(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.
(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?
Haha, I don't study;;;
(31) Dogs Or Cats?
Cats
(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?
Blue-tiful lol, for real though probably bubble blue
(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.
Does Switch/ds count?
(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?
Idunknow
(35) Do You Believe In Magic?
Not really, but I won't bash on anyone who does
(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?
Black, but is a Link being a meme
(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?
Yes
(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?
I save more then I spend.
(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?
Yea, it's a pink pillow of Lion from Steven Universe and a music stand from when I was in middle school
(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?
Kirby in general
(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?
Nope, but I have touched one before
(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?
Yes and no. It really depends on how long I've been around them
(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?
Omg yes! I remember a few and they were all lucid dreams! (I looked up the term from last time I answered this question)
(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?
Never been on one
(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.
Of Mice and Men
(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?
Both
(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?
Panic!At the Disco, Fallout Boy, or The Neighborhood
(48) Are You A Picky Eater?
Not really. There are some foods I refuse to eat, but otherwise I eat pretty much anything
(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?
Yes
(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?
Nope! I actually like thunder
(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?
I enjoy reading. As for writing, eh. I'll write out my ideas but I'mno good at fleshing them out to be interesting
(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?
Yes. But not too loud, just enough where I don't hear everyone around me
(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?
Carve pumpkins! I really am bad at wrapping presents
(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?
Hurts - Illuminated
(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)
Spring and dying from pollen
(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?
Idk, something salty tbh
(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.
(58) What Is Your Gender?
I'm a transgender male, so i use he/him pronouns.
(59) Coffee Or Tea?
Both, but I like tea more
(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?
I'm not in school anymore soooo no
(61) What Is Your Sexuality?
Idk. Questioning I guess
(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?
No
(63) Favourite Pokemon?
I already answered this one, so I'll say a new pokemon that I love. Rowlet!
(64) Favourite Social Media?
Bruh I am not a fan, but Tumblrs the one I'm on most.
(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?
Idk. I don't have an Instagram
(66) Do You Get Homesick?
Yes
(67) Are You A Virgin?
Yes, and I plan to stay that way for awhile
(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?
I use Suave, but I also use TeaTree when I get really bad dandruff
(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?
Depends on the place. But most likely I'd risk the motel.
(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?
My mom yes, my biological father... It's complicated
(71) Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?
I don't really watch movies, so none
(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?
I don't have an ex
(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?
Be the person you needed when you were younger. I have no clue who said it, but I live by that
(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?
Eyes in general are great. Idk how anyone can not find something they like in any eye colour
(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?
YesYesYesYes
(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
Nachos
(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?
Voez and Pokémon Go
(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?
Yes, because no oen deserves to die. I'd do my best to help any homeless person
(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
Haha, not today. Yet
(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
Not really
(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?
Yes!
(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.
I don't wear jewlery much. But I would like to get my ears pierced properly
(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?
Closed! I don't want people or my cat to walk in
(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?
I woke up, did laundry, answered these questions
(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?
Pajama pants and a t-shirt
(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.
I've got none. Unless you want me to name what body wash i use. :/
(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?
Night person
(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.
Phone: Voez, Pokémon Go
Switch: Legend of Zeld: Breath of the wild, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Kirby Star Allies, Mario Kart 8, PuyoPuyo Tetris, Bayonetta 1&2, Hyrule Warriors, Just Dance 2017, Super Mario Party, Let's Go Eevee, Mario Odyssey, Undertale, Shovel Knight, Pokémon quest, Mom Hid my Game, Deemo, Sonic Mania, Detention, The Coma, Cave Story
3DS: Kirby Clash Deluxe, Kirby Triple Deluxe, Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn, Kirby Planet Robobot, Kirby Canvas Curse, Kirby Mass Attack, Kirbg Super Star Ultra, Kirby Squeak Squad, Pokémon Y, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Ultra Moon, Pokémon Alpha Sapphire Pokémon Heartgold, Legend of Zelda Link Between Worlds, Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D, Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass, Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks, Super Smash Bros, Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, Wario Ware Gold, Super Princess Peach, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, Cooking Mama, Cooking Mama 2, Sonic Colors
Gameboy Color: Pokemon Blue, Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening
This is over the course of many years
(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.
I had this dream where I was flying a red paper plane. It took forever to carry it up this tapestry, but i did it. When I finally took off this group of white paper planes were chasing me so I shook them off and landed, taking shelter in this museum. This museum held other people hiding and was actually an abandoned grocery store. Then I woke up.
I don't rememebr when this was, but I wrote it down. I have a few more if you're interested.
(90) Favourite Soda Drink?
Strawberry Ramuné
(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?
Rainstorms,
(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?
Jeans, since I can't wear sweatpants to work
(93) How Do You Look Right Now?
Uhhh, probably a slob since I've been in pajamas all day
(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.
Stuffed animals
(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?
Idk. Haven't really wanted one. Maybe a connect the dots one.
(96) Favourite YouTuber?
Idk. I watch Pyrocynical and Markiplier, but other than that I listen to music, watch speedpaints, and speed plays of various videogames
#ask#thanks for the ask!#ask meme#long post#airplanes#rainstorms#thunderstorms#legend of zelda#kirby#sonic#etc#wow this was a lot#also im really sorry#mobile was being dumb and i accidently delelted your last ask#;n;#also i want let you know im getting those canon characters done soon
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The East to Western Movement
Growing up in a Filipino household, I never truly noticed the amount of Eastern Asian culture I was surrounded by. I was so used to watching anime before and after school or eating Asian foods my grandma cooked or bought from the supermarket down the road. It was not truly impactful until I was exposed to social media for the first time when I was 13. The impact of social media on the spread of international media is immaculate, as I watched throughout the years this spread of Eastern Asia taking over my news feed on Facebook and Twitter, to the point where it has almost become a social niche. Ranging from media to electronics to becoming so widespread that the Asian culture has become a fetish and aesthetic.
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The United States have always had an upperhand in media market, but in the last couple of decades, Asia has been trying to overcome and even challenge the west. Asia has one-seventh of the world’s population, yet they control two-thirds of the world’s total information control [here]. For example, a large breakthrough for Asian media is the growth of Japanese animations for the last couple of decades, specifically since 2013, where contracts from surrounding countries, including the United States, to own the rights to stream anime in their country has grown a tremendous 172% [here]. This is due to the influence of social media. Constantly, videos and pictures are shared, reviews bring certain shows to the top of the list, and friends bond and recommend shows to each other. It is a constant flow of exposure, which what has made mainstream animes, such as Naruto, Attack on Titan, and Dragon Ball, so popular to the point where anime conventions have become an event where thousands of people all over the country attend. San Diego had about 130,000 in attendance in 2017, with an economic impact of 140 million USD [here]. Of course not only Japanese Anime is the only thing given credit, as other popular U.S. shows and comics are included, it plays very big part. Just a couple weeks ago, I went to a local convention called Saboten where I watched several people dress up as their favorite character, including my best friend, and even spent more than I want to say on merchandise and posters (as you can see, my wall is growing in size).
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This popularity in anime has led to mascots and video games that have taken over the gaming industry. Pokemon has always been popular since the release of the game, making Pikachu an iconic mascot that even non-fans can recognize. This and Super Mario led to Nintendo’s worldwide popularity. Nintendo’s global net sales are an astonishing 9.95 billion USD and 75 billion USD in the global video game market, the U.S. being the largest share of Nintendo’s revenue (https://www.statista.com/topics/2284/nintendo/). Nintendo games have become a fan favorite, Pokemon and Legend of Zelda being big parts of childhoods. I have not met a single person, online and off, that don’t know or did not enjoy these games. There is also the influence of video games and anime on art, specifically fanart as seen on prints sold at conventions. Even my own art is heavily influenced by these, as I enjoy drawing my favorite characters from my favorite shows and games. This, in turn, causing my art to reach 300-400 notes on fanart on tumblr. This would not have been possible without the help of countries being connected through media and the internet in general, and that has only grown as technology has evolved altogether. A message and a post can spread within a matter of seconds all over the world. Without this, we’d be missing a part of our childhood.
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This can also be said about Asian film and media. Although not as popular as their anime counterparts, dramas and movies have been moving up, perhaps due to their storytelling that almost emulate those cheesy romance scenes you see in anime, or their stunning videography that make them so appealing. This can be seen specifically in the Korean industry, as movies like Train to Busan, A Love So Beautiful, and Descendants of the Sun, which are seen to be trending on Netflix. Usually, Asian dramas are typically shorter in length, so a lot of viewers tend to go towards them. This can also be seen in the popularity in some animes, which are shorter and usually have a interesting and flowing story line. The U.S. has also been introducing Asian actors and all Asian cast films into Hollywood, something rarely if ever seen before. Movies like Crazy Rich Asian ended up having a box office success of 76 million USD, and To All the Boys I’ve Loved before with an Asian female lead soared in popularity, but this wouldn’t have happened if not for the social media spread of Eastern Asian T.V. into Western media. Asians have always been cast as the nerdy side character or a comedic relief in sitcoms, yet in these films we see them portrayed as something more than that, someone human and not a martial artist specialist. This is important for young Asians in the West that don’t get very much representation in western media, making them feel left out, unattractive, and confused. Fortunately, this Eastern takeover has made Asians out to be more than a fetish dream, something we will get to more about later.
The U.S. has been seen making remakes of shows and movies like The Good Doctor (same title) and Boys Over Flowers (Between Boys and Friends), and upcoming is a remake of a popular Korean variety show, King of Masked Singer. Variety shows are popular for their ability to bring on famous pop singers and actors to learn more about them and make them seem like real people, rather than the pedestal they are put on here in the U.S.. King of Masked Singer is particularly popular for taking Idols and other popular T.V. persons to show their voice and talent, rather than their looks. This is important because of perfection that is portrayed in media, such as in music videos and T.V. shows. They are to be pure and without fault, making the idol status something to be sought after by not only young adults in eastern countries, but also now in the west as the spread of J-Pop and K-Pop has grown tremendously.
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K-Pop boy band BTS (as show above) and girl group BlackPink has hit the Billboard top 100, with BTS currently at 81 with their new hit “IDOL” ft. Nicki Minaj [here] and BlackPink formerly at 55 with their single “Ddu-Ddu Du” [here]. Though, many idol groups aren’t far behind this peak, like TWICE and EXO and many more climbing their way up with millions of views on Youtube. This increase is most likely due to that challenge of western standards, with many songs emulating pop genres and simplistic beats and twisting it into something catchy, almost hypnotic. You’ll hear many songs incorporate several genres into one, such as pop, rap, and even rock. Along with this is how flawless an idol looks in their videos, their skin seemingly free of all blemishes and fashion that isn’t something ridiculously over the top or painfully simple, but fashionable and wearable. It’s as if these idols are perfect, which is desirable for many young people. Who doesn’t want to seem perfect?
This ideal in looks has turned Asians from being seen as ugly and undesirable, to gorgeous, cute, and natural. This, in turn, going again that human standard I was talking about before. Soon, people began to ask how they keep their skin like their favorite idols, what makeup they use, and how their hair is cut. Unfortunately, the pedestal the west puts their stars on are nowhere near the God-level the east puts their idols on currently, no matter how many variety shows they are on. This human-like quality is being drowned out by this impossible standard of beauty and personality set by none other than eastern media themselves. Eastern Asian beauty products have had a huge impact on how the west does their skincare. Even large sellers, such as Sephora and Ulta, have a section on their website dedicated to Korean skincare. Even I have put Korean and Japanese beauty products into my daily routine, in order to achieve that perfect skin they have (as seen below) and I have to admit, they are working so far, but it really strikes home as I am writing this that perfection is really what we are looking for in today’s society and it’s very difficult to escape.
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This has also hurt the idea that fetishization of Asian culture has also gotten worse, much worse. For years, Asians have been seen as the perfect little wives, shy and obedient. Older white men in the west have turned to dating sites and other sites to look for a Asian wife to marry, but just Asian. As you can see in this short trailer for the film “Seeking Asian Female” by Debbie Lum, the “market” for Asian women is large and has been ongoing for years upon years, especially when the internet really took off. “Asian” has become a tag on pornography sites (along with other races as well, but it is dehumanizing to depict a race as a fetish itself). The perfection of women and men in Asian media has grown this over the past decade, as men and women alike have only wanted to date an eastern Asian man or woman because they “look the best”. Users on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram exposed to Asian media are known for using Asian people to fit their “aesthetic”, or even going as far as wishing and lying about being Asian has become the norm. The Asian culture has been boiled down to nothing more than simply… an aesthetic and a fetish. “When you generalize a specific race or group of people, you deny each and every one of them their individuality and their right to be who they are.” (http://beyondhallyu.com/k-pop/i-love-korean-boys-the-problem-of-fetishization/).
Yet, the east to west movement has opened up this opportunity to change this, as can be seen in western media movies like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before and Crazy Rich Asians. The people in this film are not perfect, far from it. They are shown as humans unlike the crazy high standards held in Eastern media itself. This would not have been done without the spread of eastern media to the west. Especially in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, there is no emphasis on the lead’s race, she is simply a normal girl in high school falling in love.
While this widespread media exchange has had it’s ups and downs on society as a whole, I think we are getting to a place where acceptance is the goal. Social media is a place of opinions and has the potential of creating an entire social movement overnight. The East to Western movement has been on the move for decades, but it is coming to fruition now and creating a change in how the West perceives the East.
Written by Silvia Jordan
#asian#eastern asian#western media#BTS#BlackPink#K-Pop#to all the boys i've loved before#crazy rich asians#east to west#games#nintendo#pikachu#naruto#anime#j-pop#asian media#k-dramas
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Cherry-Colored {YouTuber!AU}
Summary: When Jungkook does not give his boyfriend the attention he needs, Taehyung decides to find a new way to make the younger male notice him.
Pairing: BTS Taehyung x Jungkook Genre: Fluff, Smut Word Count: 4.5k Warnings: SMUT Requested by anon. I never noticed how much I enjoy listening to Exo when writing smut.
Finishing the last few touches of his make-up, Taehyung smirked at his own reflection in the mirror. The young male had spent the last 30 minutes in the bathroom drawing what looked like cherry-colored hickeys across his neck and chest. Taehyung was not an expert at make-up, but fortunately, YouTube was out there to help him. After watching a few tutorials, he had successfully mastered eyeshadows and makeup brushes. A wide grin was plastered across Taehyung’s face and a giddy feeling started to rise in the pit of his stomach when he thought about his plan to trick his long-term boyfriend into thinking that he had gotten hickeys from making out with a stranger. Jungkook, whom he had met at a gaming convention a couple of months back, had never been the type to get jealous easily. Not that Taehyung minded; after all, his boyfriend’s laid-back attitude had saved the couple a lot of arguments about irrelevant things and was a symbol of the strong trust that existed between the two boys like an unspoken promise.
But there was something that Taehyung was slightly annoyed about. Jungkook had been a huge fan of the game Overwatch from the beginning of their relationship. This, in itself, did not pose a problem; after all, Taehyung was a professional gamer himself and regularly uploaded Let’s Plays and gaming guides on his personal YouTube channel. Although Taehyung preferred action-adventure games such as Final Fantasy and The Legend of Zelda (when Breath of the Wild came out, Taehyung didn’t leave the house for three consecutive days because he was so into the game), the older boy had spent many hours watching Jungkook play Overwatch, and even joined a few battles every now and then. But recently, Jungkook’s obsession with his favorite game had been too much: the younger male had basically become one with his computer, and at this point Taehyung started to wonder whether he was more important to Jungkook or his gaming equipment.
Of course, Taehyung knew the answer, but he still wanted to test his boyfriend and chastise Jungkook for not spending enough time with him. And that’s where his idea of doing the hickey prank on Jungkook came from. After days of debating whether his plan would work and a few stressful hours in front of shelves filled with make-up articles which seemed like an enigma to Taehyung, he was finally ready to trick his boyfriend into thinking that he kissed another man. With a last look into the mirror and an excited glint in his eyes, Taehyung turned off the lights in the bathroom and eagerly made his way over to the couch in the living room to wait for Jungkook to return home from buying groceries from the convenience store next door.
Time seemed to test his patience by ticking by at a slower pace. The boy’s fingers tapped against the armrest impatiently as he pulled out his phone from his pocket and started scrolling through his Facebook. Of course, like always when he needed to kill time, his feed was devoid of any interesting posts. Only a few minutes had passed, but Taehyung felt as if he had been sitting in the living room for half an hour already. How long did Jungkook need to get the few things on the shopping list?
Just when Taehyung started debating the likelihood of a kidnapping incident targeting the most handsome person in the grocery store - which, undoubtedly, would target his boyfriend - said person stepped over the threshold of the apartment and closed the front door behind him. “I’m back,” Jungkook briefly announced himself and made his way over to the kitchen. The giddy feeling in the pit of Taehyung’s stomach returned since he knew that the younger boy would have to pass the living room on his way to the kitchen. Finally, Taehyung’s efforts to prepare his little “surprise” for his boyfriend would pay off. As soon as Jungkook appeared in the doorframe, Taehyung stretched out his arms to welcome the younger boy with a hug. “Kookie, come over here. I’ve missed you.”
With a chuckle, Jungkook came closer and pecked the older boy’s lips, two heavy bags in his hands. Taehyung’s arms automatically wrapped around his boyfriend. “What are you talking about? I was gone for less than an hour. Instead of complaining about how much you’ve missed me, you could have come with me.” “To be the one carrying the heavy stuff and paying for all your snacks? Not going to happen,” Taehyung commented jokingly. He let himself fall on his back, inviting the younger boy to come cuddle with him on the couch. But instead of following Taehyung’s invitation, Jungkook walked straight into the kitchen. “Sorry, Hyung. There are a few things that need to be put into the fridge. Actually, can you come help me? I told my friends that I would join them in this important battle, and the faster I am done with this,” he said while shaking the bags in his hands for emphasis, “the better.” Taehyung rolled his eyes, barely able to suppress an annoyed groan. Of course, the first thing Jungkook wanted to do after coming back was playing Overwatch. Again. With a sigh, the older boy stood up from the couch and walked over to the kitchen counter where Jungkook had placed the two bags filled with groceries. If his boyfriend did not want to cuddle with him, Taehyung mused, he would have to be more obvious about his “surprise”. Jungkook was already in the middle of putting things into cupboards, shelves and the fridge. A pout on his lips, Taehyung snuck his arms around Jungkook’s waist. “Playing that game again? Can’t you wait a little, so that we can do something together first? Maybe we can watch a movie or check out that new shopping mall a few minutes from-“ Jungkook put down the cup of instant noodles in his hands and interrupted the older boy impatiently. “Tae, I told you that this season of battles is really important to me. Just let me play today, and we can do something together on the weekend, okay?” To be honest, Taehyung had not expected to hear anything else. Jungkook always found a way to refute Taehyung in situations like these. But today, Taehyung hoped to get a different reaction from Jungkook. Not wanting to give up, he asked, “Promise?” “Yeah, sure,” Jungkook replied, not paying much attention to Taehyung’s request. “Look into my eyes when you make a promise,” Taehyung whined, tugging at the hem of Jungkook’s shirt. Finally, the Jungkook turned around with a sigh, finding Taehyung’s gleaming eyes. “I promise that I’ll be all yours this weekend and that…,” Jungkook trailed off, distracted by the sight in front of him. Only now he noticed the cherry-colored spots on his boyfriend’s skin, and he was not sure what to make of them. “What are these,” Jungkook asked softly. Taehyung’s heartbeat sped up as soon as he heard these words. Although he wanted to smirk because his plan was finally working, Taehyung reminded himself that his plan had only just started and that everything depended on his acting skills from now on. “Um, nothing,” Taehyung lied while shrugging his shoulders and trying to look unaffected. “I must have bumped into something when I cleaned up our gaming equipment earlier. Seriously, you should put the controllers on the shelf as soon as you stop playing next time.” Jungkook only grunted at Taehyung’s remark and shifted his attention back to the task of putting the groceries away. He got very quiet, trying to decipher the meaning behind his boyfriend’s appearance. Were these red, purple spots really what he thought them to be…? Taehyung could almost feel how the younger boy’s gaze drifted back to his neck every now and then. When the two men had finished sorting the groceries, Jungkook suddenly turned to Taehyung, a blank expression on his face. “Do they hurt,” he demanded to know, nodding towards the red spots on his boyfriend’s neck.
“Just a little,” Taehyung admitted, raising his hand to touch his skin right below his jawline, hoping that he did not smudge any of the eyeshadow in the process.
The younger boy leaned against the kitchen counter, crossing his arms in front of his chest and glaring at Taehyung. Jungkook bit the inside of his cheek, a clear sign that he was starting to feel annoyed. “Are you sure that you got them from cleaning up? They don’t look like bruises to me.” Taehyung shifted his stance uncomfortably, trying to avoid his boyfriend’s piercing eyes. “I don’t know how else I would have gotten them… I didn’t really notice until now.” He wanted to exit the kitchen, when Jungkook held him back.
“Stay here,” Jungkook called, voice calm but a little louder than usually. “What were you doing while I was gone?”
“Nothing,” Taehyung spoke truthfully. “I stayed here and waited for you. What else would I be doing, Kookie?” Taehyung was not prepared when Jungkook reached for his wrist and pulled him closer. Jungkook’s grip was strong, not planning on letting the older male go until Jungkook’s questions were answered. “And you were alone the entire time? You didn’t invite anyone over - say, one of your friends, or Jimin?”
Taehyung frowned, trying to shake off Jungkook’s fingers around his wrist, but failing almost immediately. Then it dawned on him. Was Jungkook suspecting that he had invited their neighbor over to their home while Jungkook was gone?
Park Jimin had been their neighbor since Jungkook and Taehyung had moved into this apartment to live together a few months ago. The three of them had gotten along well since the very beginning, or so Taehyung had thought. They had invited Jimin over to watch a movie before, and Jimin had also cooked for them on one occasion. Both Jungkook and Taehyung agreed that Jimin was one of the most beautiful men they had ever met - but only now Taehyung realized that Jungkook might be jealous. That would explain why Jungkook pushed Taehyung into their shared apartment whenever they met Jimin in the hallway and why Jungkook had offered to do the groceries lately. With a lot of difficulty, Taehyung suppressed the grin that made the corners of his mouth twitch when a new strategy crossed his mind.
“I might or might not have invited Jimin over - I mean, we are neighbors, after all, what’s wrong with that? I would be bored without you anyway,” Taehyung pretended to admit. Of course, he hadn’t talked to or even seen their neighbor all day today. He just wanted to test how far he could take it before Jungkook would snap.
Jungkook snorted in reply to Taehyung’s comment, getting more upset by the second. Not loosening his grip on Taehyung’s wrist, he tried to extinguish the rising flames of anger licking against his insides like wild beasts waiting for a chance to be released. “And what did the two of you do while I was gone? It doesn’t look like you were bored this time. Answer me,” Jungkook demanded when Taehyung looked to the ground, clearly growing uncomfortable under Jungkook’s controlling gaze. “It’s nothing, Jungkook. I told you I was cleaning up when something-,“ Taehyung tried to explain, but was cut off by his angry boyfriend before he could even finish his sentence. “Don’t lie to me, Hyung. I am not blind. I can tell hickeys from bruises. And these… things on your neck don’t look like bruises at all. I might be younger than you, but I am not a fool. Now tell me where the fuck you got them from.” Jungkook was no longer trying to control the anger that spilled from his heart like icy waves on a stormy sea. His voice was louder than usually and the neighbors might hear, but the young man didn’t care anymore. All he cared about was finding out the identity of the person who had given Taehyung these ugly-looking spots so that he could either vent his negative feelings on them or Taehyung. Taehyung winced at the sound of his boyfriend’s sharp voice. He had never seen Jungkook so upset before, but under the passionate emotion was also a hint of disappointment. Disappointment at the realization that the man Jungkook had trusted the most might have betrayed him.
Taehyung did not want to reveal the truth of the situation yet, so he continued to pour fuel on the fire. “I am telling you, it’s nothing. Yes, I invited Jimin over. We ended up trying out that new app I downloaded earlier, the one that’s similar to truth and dare and… um…,” Taehyung trailed off, hoping that Jungkook would take the bait.
Jungkook swallowed hard. “Don’t tell me that kissing was part of the game.” Taehyung bit his lower lip, unfounded guilt apparent on his face. Once more, Taehyung tried to break free from Jungkook’s grip, but the younger male was stronger than him and did not let him escape until he was finished with the conversation. “It’s really not what it looks like, Jungkook. It was just a game, nothing serious. Please, don’t fuss about it.” “Don’t fuss about it? What should I do instead, then? Sitting on the couch pretending to be all fine while my boyfriend makes out with our neighbor? Are you serious, Taehyung?” Finally, Jungkook let go of Taehyung’s wrist, clenching his fists instead. His expression was one of hurt, anger and disappointment. He didn’t want to stay in this stuffy apartment any longer; he needed to get some fresh air and let off his steam. When he tried to exit the kitchen though, Taehyung stepped in his way, desperately trying to hold the younger man back from leaving like this. “Kookie, listen. I am really sorry. I know it should have never happened, and that it’s my fault, but I am really sorry. Please, don’t leave right now. You are so important to me, and there is nobody that I love more than you!” Despite Taehyung’s plea to stay, Jungkook pushed his boyfriend to the side and strode towards the front door, feet hitting the floor angrily with each step. “You should have thought about that before inviting that prick Jimin over. I told you that I am not fine with dating a cheater.” Taehyung ran past Jungkook, blocking the front door to prevent his boyfriend from exiting. But when Jungkook had finished putting on his jacket and shoes and was greeted with the sight of Taehyung, arms spread out and a wide grin on his face, Jungkook’s vexation returned twice as powerful as before. “Is this a joke to you, Kim Taehyung? Are you seriously thinking your stupid smile is just going to fix this?” Jungkook spat out, clenching his teeth to prevent himself from yelling. Taehyung suppressed a giggle, finding the upset figure of his boyfriend amusing, ironically. It was finally time to resolve the tense situation. He jumped forward to give Jungkook a hug, but was pushed away before he could wrap his arms around the younger boy. “Kookie, listen. Of course I am not serious. It’s a prank.” Jungkook was still struggling to get out the door, but before he could push down the handle completely, he paused for a moment, trying to comprehend the meaning of Taehyung’s words. Still worked up from their argument, he could only bring out an irritated “What?!” Taehyung laughed out happily, taking Jungkook’s hand in his. This time, Jungkook did not pull back immediately. “Trust me, it’s not real! It’s just eyeshadow. Look, you can even wipe it away.” He gave a quick demonstration of rubbing over on of the cherry-colored marks and smudging the fake hickey. “See, just like this.” Jungkook did not believe his boyfriend’s words and needed to convince himself of the truth first. He licked his thumb to moisten it with saliva and rubbed over one of the red spots on Taehyung’s neck. As Taehyung had promised, the mark disappeared under his touch. Taehyung tried to turn away, disgust written all over his face. “Stop it, Jungkook. I don’t want to have your saliva all over me.” “Oh, shut up, Hyung,” Jungkook replied, annoyance evident in his voice. He reached for Taehyung’s arm to pull the older male closer and repeated the same motion of moistening his finger and wiping another fake hickey away as a heavy sigh escaped his lips. “You must be kidding me, this is so stupid.” Another laughter was heard when Taehyung managed to free himself from Jungkook. “Well, you are not wrong. I am kidding you right now, and you totally fell for it!” An angry grunt was heard and Taehyung ran away into the living room to escape Jungkook who was following him closely. Countless giggles fell from Taehyung’s lips as he was trying to dodge his boyfriend who was chasing him through the entire apartment. When Taehyung was close to running out of breath, he plopped down onto the couch in the living room, but instead of having the chance to regain his breath, he was pressed down into the soft cushions when Jungkook threw himself onto Taehyung. “Gotcha! Don’t try to run away, I am not done with you yet!” Before Taehyung could protest, Jungkook caught the older boy’s wrists and slid them overhead, pinning Taehyung beneath him. With his free hand, Jungkook poked Taehyung’s side, making him squirm from the ticklish sensation. As much as Taehyung tried to struggle free from his boyfriend’s torturous movements, Jungkook’s many visits to the gym did not go unnoticed, causing the younger man to dominate Taehyung with ease.
“K-kookie, s-stop,” Taehyung tried to argue breathlessly.
As Taehyung’s chest was rising and falling heavily, small whimpers escaping his innocent lips, Jungkook’s eyes suddenly turned a shade darker. “Don’t tell me what to do, Hyung,” Jungkook reprimanded, a small frown on his face. “You can’t imagine how scared I was just now. I really thought that I would lose you.” “S-sorry,” Taehyung apologized, still struggling to pump enough air into his exhausted lungs. “I didn’t mean to scare you, really. It’s just that you have been so distant to me lately, always playing Overwatch as soon as you come back. I… I didn’t know how else to get your attention.” The last sentence came out no louder than a whisper. Taehyung looked up at Jungkook apologetically, eyes shining with sincerity. Jungkook lifted one of his eyebrows, looking at his Hyung skeptically. “Don’t you think you went a step too far though?” Jungkook bent down to Taehyung’s face, now only millimeters aways from Taehyung’s ear. “Making me believe that you kissed another man… that wasn’t the best way to communicate with me.” A shiver ran down Taehyung’s spine when he felt Jungkook’s hot breath tickling his sensitive skin.
Instead of replying to his boyfriend’s accusation, Taehyung let out a shaky breath, feeling waves of heat spread throughout his body. Seeing Taehyung so fragile beneath him, tired from their little chase, gave Jungkook a lot of satisfaction. In the blink of an eye, Jungkook’s lips attached themselves to Taehyung’s neck, placing hot, needy kisses along Taehyung’s chest and making the older male moan in delight. Jungkook paused for a moment when he reached Taehyung’s collarbone. He pecked the soft kiss right above and suddenly sucked the skin harshly. Taehyung’s hands flew to Jungkook’s head, fingers wrapping around black strands of hair. “You’ve been bad to me,” Jungkook mumbled, continuing to leave hickeys - real ones, this time - across Taehyung’s skin. “I should punish you for your bad behavior.”
“I am sorry, Kookie. I’ll do anything you want,” Taehyung whispered, rocking his hips upward to let Jungkook know just how ready he was to receive his punishment. Even through the fabric of both of their pants, Taehyung could feel Jungkook’s growing bulge. The Overwatch battle Jungkook had been talking about earlier was long forgotten.
Jungkook moved away from Taehyung’s neck and connected their lips in a hungry, passionate kiss. When Taehyung opened his mouth to mutter the younger boy’s name, Jungkook took advantage of the moment and slipped his tongue inside. Taehyung’s face was flushed from both exhaustion and arousal, and he wanted nothing more than to feel his boyfriend’s touch and body. But when Taehyung tried to sneak one hand under Jungkook’s t-shirt, Jungkook shoved Taehyung’s fingers aside, a low growl falling from his lips. He broke the kiss and sat up slightly to look into Taehyung’s eyes. “From now on you will listen to me, Hyung. I want you to get up from this couch and strip for me, now would you?” Taehyung bit his lower lip and nodded in defeat. Although Jungkook was usually not as commanding, Taehyung enjoyed the change in his boyfriend’s temper, growing more excited to find out what Jungkook’s sudden confidence would lead to. After Jungkook had given Taehyung room to move, the latter got up from the couch slowly. Taehyung knew that although Jungkook seemed to be in control, it was not only the young boy who could tease him.
Jungkook was now sitting in the center of the couch, head leaning against the headrest, legs spread, erection boldly noticeable through the boy’s black jeans. At the delicious sight of his boyfriend spread out like this in front of him, a satisfied smirk appeared on Taehyung’s face. He raised one hand and ran his fingers through his hair after making sure to establish eye contact with Jungkook, lustful gaze meeting desirous eyes. Taehyung’s hand moved lower, grabbing the collar of his t-shirt and pulling it down just a bit, teasing Jungkook who wanted, needed to see more. Taehyung’s grin only widened when he noticed that Jungkook’s hand had wandered to his crotch, palming his growing erection through his pants. Jungkook’s breath quickened when Taehyung’s hands moved even farther down south, now grabbing the hem of his shirt and pulling it over his head ever so slowly. An impatient growl escaped from Jungkook’s lips when Taehyung took longer than necessary to get rid of the piece of clothing.
Taehyung threw his shirt on the floor, moving on to the hem of his grey sweatpants. As his fingers played with the string at the front of his pants, Taehyung started swaying his hips seductively, to a rhythm that only existed in his head. Instead of removing his pants, Taehyung decided to tease Jungkook a little more by stroking his own cock through the soft, grey fabric. The delicious friction caused Taehyung’s head to fall back, eyes squeezed shut as a shaky moan escaped the man’s lips. “Fuck,” he could hear his boyfriend mutter on the couch, clearly as tuned on as he was himself. “Baby, if you don’t remove your fucking pants this second, you will regret it later.” “Someone’s impatient,” Taehyung chuckled, but obeyed his boyfriend’s demand. The piece of clothing hit the floor and Taehyung looked up to search Jungkook’s eyes, waiting for more instructions. He didn’t have to wait long.
“Come over,” Jungkook grunted, displeased by Taehyung’s teasing. When the older male stood in front of him, he added, “Down on your knees, Hyung. I want you to suck my dick, and I need you to suck me good.”
“With pleasure,” Taehyung murmured in agreement when he dropped to his knees in front of the younger boy. Taehyung unbuttoned his boyfriend’s pants before pulling down the zipper, feeling Jungkook’s growing bulge under his touch. He finally pushed down the black fabric, a pleased smile spreading on Taehyung’s face when he saw the wet spot on the front of Jungkook’s shorts. “Fuck, Jungkook. You’re so ready for me to put my lips around your beautiful cock, aren’t you?”
“S-shut up, Hyung. Just hurry up and suck me off,” Jungkook replied, a hint of embarrassment in his voice. Usually, Taehyung was the dominant one when they made love to each other, and even when Jungkook was more commanding than usually, Taehyung made sure to tease his boyfriend as much as he could. But seeing the desperate look on Jungkook’s face sent shivers of arousal down to Taehyung’s core, and he wanted nothing more than to make the man sitting in front of him feel good. Taehyung quickly yanked down Jungkook’s underwear, purring excitedly when he saw Jungkook’s throbbing dick spring free. There were already a few drops of precum shining on the tip and when Taehyung bent forward to lick it off, he could feel just how hard Jungkook was under him. As soon as Taehyung’s tongue wrapped around his dick, Jungkook’s head feel back and hit the headrest. Moans of pleasure fell from his lips as Taehyung worked magic on him. Jungkook clenched his fists next to his sides, trying to control the waves of electricity flowing through his body. But when Taehyung’s tongue wrapped around his shaft, sucking particularly harsh, his pretty eyes looking up to him all dark, Jungkook’s hips bucked upward and his hands flew to Taehyung’s head, gripping his hair and pulling Taehyung closer to where he needed his touch the most. “Ah, fuck,” Jungkook whined, “Stop teasing already, Hyung. I want you to suck me harder.”
Taehyung let his tongue glide over Jungkook’s cock a couple more times, alternating between hollowing his cheeks and sucking harshly to send him over the edge faster. Before Jungkook could grow any more impatient, Taehyung placed his two strong hands on Jungkook’s knees, caressing the soft skin of the young boy as he slowly moved his hands upward. With one hand, he reached for Jungkook’s balls and stroked them playfully with is fingers. Without warning, he suddenly started to suck harder, faster. Taehyung’s name mixed with a variety of curses spilled from Jungkook’s lips as he closed his eyes and gave himself to the pleasure cursing through his veins. He gripped Taehyung’s hair tighter, pushing his head further down. “A-ah, Hyung, I-I’m so close,” Jungkook managed to say, hips bucking upward furiously. Although Taehyung started feeling the gag reflex every time Jungkook’s dick was hitting the back of his throat, he didn’t slow down but instead increased his efforts to drive Jungkook closer to the edge by humming contentedly. Taehyung’s full lips wrapped around his cock, his fingers playing with his balls and the sweet vibrations of Taehyung’s voice were too much for Jungkook. His orgasm hit seconds later, causing the young man to quiver in pleasure and screaming out Taehyung’s name. Taehyung continued sucking and swallowing every precious drop of Jungkook’s love nectar until his boyfriend twitched under him, sensitive due to overstimulation.
Taehyung removed his lips with a popping sound, staring at the sight in front of him with awe. Jungkook’s chest was rising and falling heavily, his face flushed and eyes full of bliss. The fucked-out look suited him extremely well, Taehyung thought. Taehyung got up from the carpet and bent forward to peck Jungkook on the forehead. “Was I good,” Taehyung asked smugly but gave a loud groan when he felt Jungkook’s fingers wrap around his still erect dick through the fabric of his shorts. Taehyung looked at Jungkook with half-lidded eyes, arousal and pleasure spreading in the pit of his stomach. A smirk was on Jungkook’s face when he spoke. “Don’t think that I forgot about you, babe. It’s your turn now, and I won’t go easy on you.”
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Of Course Dr. Mario Has A Storyline, What Kind Of A Dumb Question Is That?
Yes, it’s true. It’s even in the instruction manual! Though the latest video from Gaijillionaire details the storyline in the manga adaptation of Dr Mario, is something that was dreamt up by the comickers at Bonbon.
I’m not sure what I like more: how it somewhat connects to Super Mario Land (well its manga adaptation at least) or the explanation as to why the pills fall so slowly in-game. That and all the bits & pieces that would appear in Mario titles many years down the road; I do believe it is plausible that Miyamoto may have gotten some ideas from the manga.
On a semi-related note, a couple of mini storybooks based upon early Famicom titles popped up on Yahoo Auctions. They’re no longer active, but thankfully uwagoto was able to save the pics (here and here)…
I really hope, as one of the cover implies, Donkey Kong Jr and one of the fish from Balloon Fight actually teams up against the Balloon Fighter and Bubbles from Clu Clu Land.
And why the hell not; here we have another Mario related vid this early into the proceedings, but one on the opposite end of the spectrum. There’s a brand new series that I dig, called Low Poly, which tracks the evolution of a character model from game to game. And the first installment, based upon Mario (obviously), is perhaps my favorite thus far. Cuz I had long assumed that Mario hasn’t changed all that much, past his GameCube. Well, I was wrong…
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insertdisc5 states: “i started thinking about a zelda game where link and ganondorf are childhood friends and gave myself Intense Feels”…
Here we have my first fave piece of Persona fan art (the first of many to come, no doubt), by averykua…
Also via Avery Kua, from her homepage, is this very nice looking arcade stick…
Here’s the artwork in full, btw…
Back to my mai latest P5 waifu; the very first Futaba figure has been revealed!
The best part about is how she comes with interchangeable parts, which means she you can take her jacket off and even have her pose with Morgana…
It also hasn’t taken long for someone to produce a pair based upon the protagonist’s glasses. Which I thought about getting, but as my buddy @ducktastic pointed out, they’re not the most flattering looking frames IRL, at least not as nice as ones based upon P4. Though for anyone else interested, you can pre-order a pair via National Console Support…
My pal @vitaminsteve passed along this tweet, by someone that’s “really close to starting an IG dedicated to the living situations of wrestling fans. it's fucking fascinating.” Included is this image of a guy with a ton of replica wrestling belts (you non-wrestling fans have NO IDEA how much each only one can sometimes cost), and also a Sega Saturn Bomberman multitap…
Oh, and here’s what the multitap looks like when its full potential has been reached (via @Cure_makopi)…
Back to wrestling; was just listening to Something to Wrestle with Bruce Prichard, aka my current fave podcast, and a recent episode mentioned the indoor Sega Saturn blimp, a staple of mid 90s WWF PPVs. And which coincidentally just appeared in my feed (was originally posted by laser-lobotomy)…
BTW, the game Battle Monsters was also brought up in that same episode, multiple times.
Kotaku recently passed along some tweets from folks in Japan that noticed that the windows at a shopping mall there looks like DS game cards…
Another neat thing that Kotaku picked up from Twitter users in Japan that you might have missed is this story about a kid who wanted a Switch so bad that he made a one out of cardboard…
And while his son was taking a bath, dad places the real thing inside…
As always, the @CoolBoxArt Twitter feed continues to deliver…
BTW, am assuming the reason why Kyle passed along to me the intro to the PSone version of UNO is cuz the Saturn version’s cover was shared earlier today...
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Whereas @GoodBoyGraphics recently shared a flyer for Attack Animal Gakuen…
The actual art on the cart is quite different, yet also quite the same, and overall quite nice…
FYI, the lead from the game is the school from the bazooka you previous saw here.
Speaking of girls with guns, and also food, cuz I’m hungry as I’m writing this; byronb states: “BurgR. Va inspired by the D.Va references coming from Wendy’s and Arby’s”…
Please enjoy this scene from the arcade by crisalys…
Which do you prefer; this woman whose arms is wrapped around a MSX (via potetoboy)…
Or this snake wrapped around a GBC (via scale-punk)…
While on the subject of the Game Boy Color, here we This Does Not Compute, which addressing one of classic gaming’s great white whales yet again: a GBC with a backlit screen. Unlike with other models of the Game Boy, you can’t mod the factory-installed screen for such a thing, for reasons that has been explained already. Hence why the appearance of the dream mod that appeared on a Chinese shopping site was such a big deal to those in the know. Colin tried to get ahold of one and… thus we have this 20-minute long video!
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Which animated gif from a not so popular third installment of fighting franchise do you dig the most? This one from Virtua Fighter 3 (via lvrllnd)…
Or this one, from Street Fighter EX3 (via vgjunk)…
And which animated gif from a game that I’m pretty sure you’ve never heard of appeals to you the most? This moment captured from Akatsuki Denko Senki/Akatsuki Blitzkampf (via kazucrash)…
Or this equally frantic and perplexing moment from Hard Head 2 (via obscurevideogames)…
One more question, for now at least: which part of part of Sega 3D Classics’ ending do you prefer? The part in which Ecco the Dolphin steals the car from OutRun…
Or when the pterodactyl from Ecco steals it (both via grooveonfight)…
Hey look, Asteroid cookies (via it8bit)…
Speaking of arcade classics, perhaps everyone’s aware of my affinity for TNT Amusements’s informercials? The first one I ever covered was for GameSetWatch over a ten years ago(!!!), then a bit more recently, I passed along an earlier example when the Attract Mode blog was still powered by WordPress. Well, turns out, there’s yet another infomercial, one that predates even those two efforts! Which was recently uploaded to the TNT YouTube channel, with the bonus commentary. Alas, much like how the second one isn’t quite as strong as the third and final masterpiece, the first attempt is rough around the edges; Todd hadn’t developed his comedic chops, but hey, we all have to start somewhere and it all starts here…
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According to actionfigureinsider.com…
“BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc., the creator and publisher of the ubiquitous PAC-MAN, is bringing back the nostalgic, iconic art of PAC-MAN in the form of a new Style Guide called “PAC-MAN Retro”. BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment worked with a team of in-house designers to expertly create the new style guide, which is comprised of a series of evocative artwork styles from the 80s that catapulted the game into one of the highest grossing licensing brands in history.”
Here’s apparently an excerpt from the style guide. Basically, for those of us who have been patiently waiting for a toy based upon Pac-Man, back when he had red eyes, our day might finally be here…
Meanwhile, miki800.com tells us that the Arthur from Ghosts ‘n Goblins figure I first showed off nearly a year ago is finally almost here (there’s even an additional face, with the Pac-Man-looking eyes)…
Though is Ghosts ‘n Goblins too mainstream for you? I get it; I too prefer something more off the beat path as well. Hence why I too am interested in these Wings of Wor figures also (via mendelpalace)…
Check out these absolute stunning models by Kow Yokoyama, for the original Super Famicom release of Front Mission, that Video Game Densetsu gathered up (you can see everything here and here)…
Oh, and to prove that I’m not only about toys and models based upon old Japanese games, here’s a wonderful assortment of Killer Queen figures that was spotted over at the Killer Queen NYC FB page…
Am pretty sure this rather curious ad that has oldgamemags perplexed is for Ubisoft’s very early Mario Kart clone, Street Racer. It’s also reason #175,932 why the recently leaked Mario + Rabbids is hardly a shock to my system at least…
And here’s reason #275,853 why I love Mortal Kombat so much (via angyspaulding)…
Plus reason #275,854, and yet another long ass video; courtesy of mysterious0bob comes an hour long vid of glitched finishing moves from a MK rom hack that’s bucking at every single seem. It’s… truly something else. It’s also hard to say what my absolute favorite part is, though the 39:30 mark is just one of many in which things become legitimately high art…
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These GameCenter CX screencaps are pretty relevant to me, especially since I recently turned 40 and am officially middle aged, though I’m not too out-of-shape I’d like to think (via starbornkit)…
And finally, here we have some images by Filip Hodas (via retrogamerblog)…
… Which remind me of the cover to that zine I’M STILL WORKING ON I SWEAR TO GOD…
… Though here we have an interesting opinion from SlimeGirls…
Don’t forget: Attract Mode is now on Medium! There you can subscribe to keep up to date, as well as enjoy some “best of” content you might have missed the first time around, plus be spared of the technical issues that’s starting to overtake Tumblr.
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Top Ten Characters
Tagged by @xblackrequiemx ! As always, this will end with me in friggin’ tears. Choosing is hard.
1. Vincent Nightray | Pandora Hearts
How long I just spent dawdling on google looking at fan art of him is a testament to how much I love him. Forever grateful for his story, shit. So much pay-off. Biggest dork to ever dork.
2. Utena Tenjou | Revolutionary Girl Utena
Came for her iconic fight to wear “boy’s clothes,” stayed for that but also because she is an amazingly fleshed out human being that represents strength and justice and vulnerability and the turmoil of growing up and?! Also a dork.
3. Tsukiyama Shuu | Tokyo Ghoul & Tokyo Ghoul :re
His arc in :re may be my favorite Tokyo Ghoul arc. An oblivious idiot but also a surprisingly intuitive, selfless, loyal friend when pushed, no matter what the anime would have you believe. SUCH A GOOD.
4. Will Graham | NBC Hannibal
Look at him and his doggos and just try to tell me he doesn’t deserve to be here. Deep, intriguing relationship with Hannibal. Empathy. Manages to be kind to the end. Hates people, loves doggos and murder.
5. Kuja | Final Fantasy IX
He literally helped me realize I wasn’t straight. He’s #Classic. He’s awesome. He just wanted to live.
6. Rorschach | Watchmen
“Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach.”
7. Deadpool | Marvel
Some incarnations of Deadpool wouldn’t be on this list at all, including his self in the video game, the movie, and the Daniel Way run. FIGHT ME. Basically a great character, a true hufflepuff. The patron saint of continuing on after making mistakes. Dork.
8. Jack Vessalius | Pandora Hearts
He fucked over every single other character in the series and I still love him. He just needed help. So much help. Jack did nothing wrong. He was a lost innocent and he tried.
9. Kanae von Rosewald | Tokyo Ghoul :re
Most fab daughter, 10/10; senpai will surely notice you one day. Dorkiness runs in the family. I’m still crying.
10. Vanitas | The Case Study of Vanitas
More than a year/15 chapters later, is it still jumping the gun to be this attached to a new series and character? We don’t even know why he “do what he do” yet. But I love him.
Runner Ups/Ones I Would Have Chosen in a Different Mood: Nicolas Brown (Gangsta.), Titus Alexius (Magi), Nagai Kei (Ajin), Johnny Rayflo (Vassalord), Nezumi (No. 6), Luke fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss), Kaneki Ken and Eto (Tokyo Ghoul), Break, Oswald, and Gilbert (Pandora Hearts), Inaba Himeko (Kokoro Connect), Kid Loki and Ikol Loki (Marvel), Mikaela Hyakuya (Owari no Seraph), Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess), Poussey Washington, Pennsatucky, and Alex Vause (Orange is the New Black), Claire Stanfield (Baccano!), and Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass.
Today I’m only vague-tagging everyone who wants to do it (tag me back) and @puppymintmocha . One day you will do a tag thing. ONE DAY.
#Long Post#Personal#Me#Pandora Hearts#Vincent Nightray#Revolutionary Girl Utena#Utena Tenjou#Tokyo Ghoul#Tsukiyama Shuu#Will Graham#Hannibal#Final Fantasy IX#Kuja#Rorschach#Watchmen#Deadpool#Marvel#Jack Vessalius#Kanae von Rosewald#Tokyo Ghoul: Re#Vanitas#The Case Study of Vanitas#Mine#xblackrequiemx#PH#Vincent Baskerville#RGU#TG#TG:Re#NBC Hannibal
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How's your Blighted Hearts comic coming along? I can't wait to buy it ouo
....pffffffffffffffff it’s been cancelled;;;;;I haven’t touched the script in 3 years.I don’t want to work on something that I know Zelda fans will tear apart due to inconsistencies compared to the games and “official timeline”. Fan works are hard to make comics out of. You can’t satisfy everyone. I went in on writing it a certain way that after awhile, I knew that people would be perfectionists about the timeline and locations and other stuff that...I got so overwhelmed with re-writing it so I just decided to scrap it :/Sorry. I think about it every once in awhile too. I still have so much love for Link, Saria, and the OoT/MM universe. But the fact is, I know that the fan base will tear it apart because it’s not how they see the Zelda universe. I see it a certain way, you see it a certain way, everyone sees it a different way. People will freak out when Link holds his sword in his right hand for crying out loud. I don’t want to deal with getting that kind of feed back. After seeing how some people comment and get into timeline wars in Zelda forums or other theories really scared me out of working on it, and kind of gave me a slight falling out with Zelda altogether.Don’t get me wrong. I really, truly appreciate the large audience I have on this blog because of their love for Zelda, but I don’t want to let them down. But...me not working on the comic already is letting them down in a sense, y’know?So here we are today, me not working on it and straight up cancelling it; see my dilemma? Haha;;;Guh, sorry for a rushed response. I’ve been meaning to make a post about it all but I just haven’t had the energy to make one so....here it is.
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Fearful Endeavors—Sunday Chats (1-29-17)
To Disclose Up Front
So. I’m afraid. It’s a thing I think goes without saying as a very empathetic United States citizen. I’m really, really afraid.
It may seem crass, or tone-deaf, or ignorant, but I don’t genuinely have the energy to enter in the national dialogue against the seemingly facist regime that is beginning to plague my great nation. I have a lot going on in my life, and not a lot of time and resources to compromise in order to assist in this thing I also care greatly for. That may make me a bad person, or at the very least, a worse person than who I could or aspire to be.
I’m aware of that, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry most specifically to the people who are directly affected by this disgusting situation we find ourselves in.
It is not excuse, but as I’ve talked about multiple times before, I have a very overactive sense of self-empathy, and seeing this torment has begun having a very detrimental effect on my personal well-being and health. It is absolutely in no way and excuse, but it is very much the honest reason I find myself shying away from the dialogue and discourse that is plaguing many of my social media feeds, my friends’ conversations, and beyond. I can’t be a part of that, as a selfish, 20-something year old, who wants to make his dream come true, and wants to figure his life out.
I wanted to put this here, up front, as a full reveal of my position, as Sunday Chats is and always has been your peak into my psyche, my well-being, from worst to best, and what my week has been.
This has been my week. I will attempt to keep reading, to keep learning, to keep watching, and stay attentive.
With this said... Onto the game-talk.
Twitter in the gaming space has blown up in a fun way recently from this little piece that’s been making the rounds:
I managed to get over 30 likes when I tweeted this out, and I didn’t want to bog-down my followers with all my replies to this, but I thought it was fun, so why not participate! I did the first 9 of these on Twitter, and here is a link to that thread to see those replies and those first 9:
THREAD
So for my editorial today, and I’ll try and keep this succinct, I am going to do my 10-30. STRAP IN!
30 Likes, 30 Games
#10
Best gameplay is tough. I may ultimately have to give it up Spelunky. But Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix is a close second. With Persona 4 being a close third.
But Spelunky is a game I continue to play and play, not for any particular reason, save for the fact that it plays so damn well.
#11
My current gaming system of choice is the PS4. The Dualshock 4 is maybe my favorite controller ever made, and the system is a comfortable, easy to use and navigate platform with a bunch of great deals and exclusives. Where the Super Nintendo or PS2 are probably my favorite platforms of all time, the PS4 is a comfy go-to right now.
#12
Journey is by no means hard, and is in no way off-putting. It’s beautiful, and simple, and it’s mechanics and gameplay are a great showcase of what video games can do. If I were to say a game of my all-time favorites that everyone could and should play, especially those who have no context for video games as an art form, and what they can accomplish, it’s unquestionably Journey.
#13
A game I’ve played more than five times? Haha, that is actually not a short list.
The big ones, though, would be The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask. Played each of those at least six times each. A Link to the Past maybe 12 or so times, to completionist levels of finished. But the big one, because of how much time it is in my life, is Kingdom Hearts 2. I’ve “FULLY FINISHED” that game maybe five or so times, with a couple additional playthroughs on top of that. Love those games
#14
I have multiple desktops on my computer, and for the past quite-a-few months years the first three have been Persona 3, Persona 4, and Persona 5. On my phone Rise Kujikawa also occupies my lock screen, as she has since I first finished P4G in 2013.
#15
Since I can’t play until I finish this
#16
Easily it’s The Last of Us.
#17
This one is actually really hard.
For all of his dumb BS, I do love Xehanort in Kingdom Hearts. He is a great antagonist.
In the same vein, Liquid Snake/Ocelot is right up there from Metal Gear.
But maybe ultimately it’s Duke, from Tales of Vesperia. He is a really great villain, and such a wonderful contrast to Yuri, the protagonist.
#18
Maybe not my #1 favorite but always an inspiration to me and one of my all time heroes:
Samus Aran
#19
Never Not the Normandy
#20
JRPGs
All my anime boys (and girls!)
#21
Persona 4 Golden. Best story, about finding the truth and true friendship along the way.
#22
This one hurts. The biggest for me is easily Alundra 2
The first game was masterful, and it’s sequel had literally nothing to do with it and was a total cash grab on the cult following of the original.
Breaks my heart :(
#23
Plenty of things fit here. I mean, Uncharted 4 or The Last of Us or Witcher 3 could hit here on a technical level, but Journey, Kingdom Hearts, or Tales of Vesperia could also hit in the style department.
Pick your poison.
#24
Does Super Nintendo fall under classic? If so, then A Link to the Past.
If we’re trying to go older and older, than probably Mario Bros or Pac-Man.
Sooner than that, Super Mario Bros 3
#25
Haha, how about all of them. A game I plan on playing is all of them. A few at the top of my mind: Battlefield 1, because people won’t shut up about it. Nier, the original, because I’m really curious about it, and 999, because Nabeshin really loved it.
#26
Persona 4, Mass Effect 1-3, The Witcher 3, The Last of Us (the best of all 4).
#27
Two here:
One, the final battle with Xemnas in Kingdom Hearts 2.
But even bigger is the FIRST FIGHT ON TOP OF A BATTLESHIP FROM METAL GEAR SOLID 4 HOLY SHIT.
The literal definition of “epic” distilled down to a video game scene. Holy shit. The music from all the games. The style changes. My heart is racing just thinking about it.
#28
The Zelda team and Naughty Dog are close behind.
#29
Honestly probably something weird like Dead Space or P.T. I used to hate horror so much, but those two are some of my absolute favorites of the last handful of years. Dead Space is a bit older, sure, but I adore that game.
#30
No words need to be said. Not an original statement, but I stand by it.
Whats on Tap
Resident Evil 7
Hey why don’t you just watch me play this game!
youtube
Loving it so far and I talk about everything I’m loving in that video!
The Division
youtube
Once more you can look so i don’t have to tell you. Got dragged back into this weird nightmare by friends and I’m having a blast.
Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep 0.2 A Fragmentary Passage
Other than having maybe the best worst name ever, HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
KINGDOM HEARTS 3
I BELIEVE AGAIN
It’s really good.
Tales of Zestiria
This is becoming a bummer of complex, weird emotions.
It really feels like a mostly-misstep for that series, and the open world parts of it are contrived and actively bad.
But I want to finish it. There are cool, interesting parts about it.
Questions
Weird. It’s very physically exhausting, because I have to walk a lot. And I have to drive a lot to get there. And I’m not used to that.
It’s really stressing me out.
I don’t have a lot more to say about it right now, but we’ll see how things develop.
Hi Roger.
Clearly you’re asking the wrong person.
Thank you for your follows.
Love you, brotha.
SO EXCITED.
But seriously, PAX East is my favorite show, as you know Harold. Can’t wait to go again, talk to folks, make some connections, and really work that show again. It’s the only show out of the year I get to work, and it’s a ton of fun.
Heh, well, about that.
I’ve never played Resident Evil 2! Or Resident Evil 3! Or Zero! Or Code Veronica!
I’ve only ever played 4, 5, and about half of 6. I have recently for the first time EVER been playing that Resident Evil 1 remake on PS4, which has been FASCINATING. Resident Evil 7 seems super great so far though!
Uh, to go? Hopefully? I mean, I am going under the assumption that I am approved for my press badge, which is the only way I can make it.
I don’t know who all is going, but I sure hope it’s a bunch of cuties like usual! Right now, myself, Tony, maybe Scott, Jarrett, and Logan Wilkinson are going for IrrationalPassions.com. More stuff on that soon. I know Kaylie is going because she told me so! I really hope Joey Noelle goes. Danny Juarez really wants to go. Trevor Starkey will be there!
Sure we can hang out Xyger.
I personally don’t like pineapple on pizza. But I love pineapple! I’ve had it before and it’s not like I hate it or anything. Like what food you like! Im not a fan of mustard but a whole bunch of people really like that, so people can just like different things and enjoy them and that’s great because it makes us all different and that’s a good thing!
Uhh... I don’t know?
Danny you need to pay all your debts off first. I’m worried about you. Like, on a near constant basis I am worried about Danny Juarez. For sure.
But yeah maybe we can do that sometime. I don’t know. You keep saying “when I come visit” to Vegas and I have no clue when something like that could happen, but we’ll see!
Okay, I think that’s all I have in me, emotionally, for today.
Shoutouts
Shoutouts to all these incredible people that give me hope:
via The New York Times
That’s all I’ve got. I’m gonna go play Kingdom Hearts now byeeeeeee~~!❤️
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