#featuring: biscuits

[bumblehoneybee]

I LOVE HIM!!!!

Spoilers for Chapter 4: Seeing as the mini Smiling Critters, or at least some, can talk. Now I’m just thinking possible reasons why most others wouldn’t speak. For the ones that tried to eat Dogday, it’s reasonable to assume they’re feral and lost their minds. For Peanuts, maybe because he’s got more baby in him than adult? Biscuits because he’s a naturally quite individual who maybe CAN talk, but hasn’t in so long out of fear and anxiety. Cubby COULD talk but hasn’t in years like Biscuits other than growls because of trauma and fear.

Also, please imagine Peanuts getting in the two talking mini Critters’ faces when hearing them talk sh*t about their mama.😆 He just barks at them, and they just figure he must be one of the more infant-minded ones.

yeeeeeeeeeeeee i have been rethinking peanuts a lot since the discovery that the critters CAN talk. like you said, peanuts is pretty young, but i'm thinking maybe he COULD speak, at least as much as a young child could. however, perhaps talking in the factory never lead to anything, and he lost the ability over time due to disuse. that, or maybe talking meant pain more often than not, as it's more likely you'll be punish if you're consciously aware you made a mistake versus you're based on instincts and are merely doing what you can to survive, so there's no use in trying to correct the behavior that much

as for biscuits and cubby, their reasons for not talking would be up to their creators! @peachypede and @citruslullabies are welcome to comment on this post or make their own about their ideas!! i'm excited to hear them!!

as for the talking critters in safe haven, peanuts no doubt would make them more nervous. not talking would lead them to believe he's feral, and him getting mad when they talk shit about mama doesn't help lolol

he's just an angel's boy, though. and eventually, talking will come back to him, though it will take a lot of practice to get better. habits are hard to break when they're forged in fear and pain.

[citruslullabies]

Can we please have some more dog moments from Dogday please?

Sure can do sweetheart! Dog moments from Dogday💚

Dogday is well.. extremely loyal

He waits for you every day, waiting patiently for you to come back to him. Fearful that one day you won't

But you always do, and he can't help but adore the loving hands that return to him and save him from himself and his story

The clock ticked effortlessly, each tick feeling like an hour but it had only been a minute. The large canine sighed as he waited by the door of the cabin you all called home, with Biscuits nuzzled into his side as he waited. Peanuts waited too, howling sometimes as he felt you took too long to come home and Cubby just kept her distance from everything until she knew you were home.

His floppy ears drooped even more, eyes weary as he thought of any possibility. Even after you had all left the factory, his heart still couldn't fathom the fact that they were all safe and he still worried for your safety when you were away. In a way, being in the outside world rather than the factory made him fear for you more. So when he heard the fumbling of keys and saw the door open, he immediately got up and greeted you with a wagging tail. "Angel! You're home. How was your day? Did anything happen at work?" He asked, following you around like a lost puppy dog when he was a grown man. He listened to you rant and ramble, listening and just glad you were home. He would lay by that door and rot if you hadn't.

Dogday doesn't like baths

He can tolerate them but... He isn't gonna like em

And he has no clue why, when he was a human he loved taking hot showers. Not it just felt like an inconvenience to him

Dogday grumbled as you forced his oversized body into the tub before turning on the faucet, ignoring his groans and stares of displeasure as his arms were folded over his golden chest. The warm water felt nice but something about having wet fur just irked him.

He felt your gentle hands rub the soap into his fur, and he didn't mind that.. he just didn't like when you'd get a plastic bowl and fill it up with water before dunking it on his head or wherever he was soapy. Grumbling every time you did and shaking as payback, getting you and everything surrounding you soaked. You turned your back for a moment, grabbing a brush to brush a knot you found in his fur.. and he took the chance. Slowly, he lifted himself up and tried to sneak out of the bathtub but was quickly caught red-handed.

"Dogday!" You scolded, walking back over and ignoring his big guilty puppy eyes as you got him back in the bathtub. He huffed and wanted to fight against you, but just gave up. You're lucky he loved you so much.

Time for the angst guys

Remember how I said he'd just lay and rot in front of the door if you didn't come back? Yeahhh..

He waited, and oh how he waited so very patiently. Waiting for hours with each tick that echoed through the house for you.

It had been days and he was scared, wanting to go out and look for you but you had told him to stay. And he was loyal to your demands... But he found himself too heavy to move and take care of himself or anyone else inside as long as you were gone. He continued to wait, ignoring a worried Poppy and Kissy. Ignoring the worried stares and even Cubby coming along and trying to get him to move despite her distaste for him.

He stayed and waited. And waited. And waited. Your scent started to leave the house, and that broke his heart. You smelled like nostalgia and home, like a fresh baked pie on thanksgiving but the home was now empty and abandoned. The pie now rotten and the good smell fading, all he could smell was the rain outside and the sadness he felt.

Nothing could make him move, and he continued to wait for you. And he would stay waiting for as long as it takes.

Thank you for requesting hon!

[unrelatedlily]

This is based on one of many writings @bumblehoneybee made, which is "Midnight snacks"!

Biscuit is made by @peachypede !

(They also made the image i used as a reference on top left too :D)

[phoenixtakaramono]

Just your average day at The Seven penthouse (Vought Tower)

⚠️ Homelander in lace bodycage lingerie ⚠️

(🔗 to the 🔞 Full Uncensored Fanart on Twitter)

CONTEXT

(🔗 L'APPEL DU VIDE - Studded Lace Bodycage)

Bonus: alternate version without the red eyes

[bumblehoneybee]

I love him and I love you and I love the way you drew them and I love everything about them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

You are too sweet!! The sweetest peach! I kiss you mwah mwah

Peanuts and Biscuits are my babies and I adore them and I plan to write for Biscuits soon!!! Thank you!!!!

@bumblehoneybee's critter plush oc Peanuts that they made for their dogday x reader fanfics and Biscuits, an oc I kinda made up while chatting with Bumble because I thought Dogday accidentally saving and adopting a catnap plush would be cute.

They've been fixed with heart and star patches 🩷⭐️

[rabbitcruiser]

Colors

What do you think about my pic?

[clochanamarch]

so the fact is that i'm actually really proud of myself for weaving contemporary irish culture into aisling's story bc emigrating to new york with no intention of going home but still clinging to her roots?? moira refusing to teach her to read or write is also an echo of the erasure of the irish language. i have an entire drabble of her attending eoin's funeral and how alienated she is but also how the irish response to death is so strangely invasive. aisling teaching the kids how to speak irish, aisling visiting irish pubs in new york, all to revive her own connections so she doesn't feel like such an imposter in her own heritage.

[bumblehoneybee]

The babies!!!!! They’re all happy and having a good time! I’m gonna scoop them up and kiss them on their littol headssssss

You get some kisses too op mwah mwah mwah thank you for drawing them so cute!!

Some fan art of some babies (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

I love them so much!

@bumblehoneybee @citruslullabies @peachypede these are their babies

[drawing--dead]

various scribbles

[dog-thing-augustus]

the dogs biscuits look so edible

[bumblehoneybee]

could you write a fic where y/n calls Dogday their husband to see how he would react to it?

Since I doubt they could ever legally be married, maybe after years together, y/n just thinks it feels right for him to be referred to as that

Pubby Hubby

"I'm ordering pizza." You call into the house. Dogday, nestled on the couch with a conked out Peanuts and Biscuits, watches you dart in and out of rooms as the phone rings, trying to get orders and preferences. "Poppy! Cheese? Or pepperoni? Kissy wants Canadian bacon right? Guys??"

Dogday chuckled to himself, quietly not to wake the kids all cuddled up on his chest. Biscuits gives quiet purrs as he gently pets along the kitten's back, while Peanuts kicks and rolls side to side, only protected from falling off Dogday and the couch by a well placed arm.

He's so preoccupied with his boys he almost doesn't notice you return. You're out of breath, phone up to your ear as you give him an exhausted look. He chuckles again.

"What do you want?" You ask, voice hushed.

"Just pepperoni is fine, angel."

You eyeball him. "Meat lovers it is." Dogday huffs at you, but you're already talking on the phone. "And my husband would like a large meat lovers pizza please."

You wander off, leaving Dogday struck on the couch. He stares at you, watching you dance around as you chat with the pizza place on the phone. Did you even realize what you called him? Did you mean it?

Dogday flops onto his back, heart hammering loud enough to wake Biscuits. The kitten lazily stretches, batting away a stray limb flail from Peanuts, and crawls up Dogday's chest to curl up under his chin.

"Our kids." Dogday recalls you saying, in reference to the two mini toys that followed you both around everywhere.

That would. . . make you spouses, wouldn't it? He'd be your husband. The father of your kids.

A whine escapes Dogday, loud and distressed as he covers his face in embarrassment.

"Ah!" You jump, not expecting such a loud nose. Especially when high pitched crying follows it up. "Sorry. . . My family is a bit rambunctious."

Your family! Dogday grins into his palms.

It's a dream come true.

[citruslullabies]

Could you do moments of Catnap acting like a cat now? Please?

Can do since they're super quick and easy!!

I have a feeling this is gonna be your guys' new favorite thing

Like Dogday, Catnap can make animal noises!

And more than just purring

Hes one of those cats with a cutie patootie face and a demonic meow

The feline was just laying around all day, dealing with glares from Dogday and Cubby trying to attack him. They just didn't understand why you let him inside, but he wasn't hurting anything; actually he wasn't very active when you weren't around.

But as soon as he heard that door click open, his ears shot up and he quickly stretched. Not wanting to seem like an overly clingy cat, he didn't act how he wanted to and just sat up. A Cheshire cat smile still makes its way to his face when you walk inside and rub between his ears though, watching as you walk into the living room and set your stuff down. He got up in all his tallness and made his way over to you; but the mini's and Dogday beat him to it. The purple cats ears fell and a low growl released from his throat, but he would be alright.

However when you continuously gave the four every ounce of your attention, not saving even a drop for him; he got annoyed and let out a loud obnoxious mrow. It would've sounded a lot better if his voice box wasn't absolute garbage from being damaged, but it obviously caught your attention and you immediately started to give him attention. "Awh, sorry kitty." You said softly, he purred loudly in your touch and looked at the others with a smug expression.

He knocks things over

Sometimes on accident, sometimes on purpose

More than likely on purpose

The room was still and quiet in every corner, with the noise box playing and your eyes focused on the imagery it would show. Completely off into your own world before being startled when you heard glass shattering, looking over to the kitchen and narrowing your eyes. "What was that!?" You called out.

Guilty as can be, Catnap quickly tried to speak up despite how croaky his throat can be. "Nothing!" He cooed, trying to hide the fact that he was on the counter when he wasn't supposed to be. He stared at the broken glass below him, tail swaying as Peanuts came over with his eye filled with curiosity as he sniffed it. You however came to the rescue and gently shooed him away, spraying Catnap before sweeping up the glass. Catnap left with a hiss and escaped into the living room, ears flat as he was pouty for getting in trouble.

However... His eyes quickly caught sight of the TV that constantly took up your attention, and a mischievous look came across his face as he wiggled his tail and knocked it over. A loud crash echoed through the house with a certain kitty being proud of himself. "CATNAP!"

He has a really rough tongue

And since he absolutely adores you, likes to lick your face

Poor you

Getting ready for bed used to be easy, until you had various critters in your home at all times. You just wanted one night to yourself and thought that you had them all kicked out, but Catnap revealed himself from the shadows and quickly loafed on top of you before you could shoo him away. "Catnap." You said with a frown, but he purred away.

The loud rumbling of the purr being all you could hear as you stared off into space unamused, before feeling a very rough tongue try to lick your nose and in turn licking your entire face. It felt like someone took slightly damp sand paper to your face making you hiss and try to push Catnap's big head away, but he refused to stop and continued to nuzzle into you and lick your face.

Eventually he had enough and rolled off of you, walking over to the door all prissy like and exiting. He left you with a forcefully red and sore face and you covered in his scent; which none of the other critters would be happy about. With the door left open, you could hear Biscuits hissing at Catnap before sadly glaring at you like you betrayed him. Cats.

Thanks for requesting!

[citruslullabies]

That's fitting!!

Also the wheel thing is true, no joke

I kept getting everything but a good trait

after seeing citruss oc, how do you think biscuits interacts with cubby?

Cubby belongs to @citruslullabies

Peanuts belongs to @bumblehoneybee

Citrus spun a wheel of traits that was determined to make Cubby like the meanest girl lol. From what I know, Cubby is hostile and moody.

I don’t think Biscuits likes her very much, at least not at first. Biscuits didn’t even like Peanuts very much in the beginning. Those who know Biscuits’ story know that after Catnap died, I have it headcanoned that the smiling critters plushies kinda turn on the weaker plushies and begin eating them.

Dogday, out of his own disgust and horror, saved Biscuits from this fate. Biscuits respects and looks up to Dogday for this. While in the Playtime Co, Biscuits tolerates the player, Poppy, and Kissy. He very much dislikes Peanuts because he does not trust other plushies after his trauma. He’d probably be the same to Cubby, except almost to the point of hating her for how aggressive she is. Lots of hissing and scratching.

Outside of Playtime Co, Biscuits starts to relax. They’re away from the horrors finally and Biscuits isn’t worried about starving plushies eating him so he becomes closer to Peanuts and they have a brother-like relationship. I can see Cubby becoming almost like a mean sister of sorts if she decides to play with Peanuts and Biscuits…

I think it becomes a “we’re family whether you like it or not” mindset

[salt-pile]

Splatober Day 16: Favorite Agent

I couldn’t narrow it down to one agent, so I decided to draw my Agent 4, Coral, and my New Agent 3, Nixie, preparing for the final phase of the final bosses of their respective story modes.

Prompt list under the cut:

[inthevintagekitchen]

Malindy Walker's 1920s Buttermilk Biscuit Recipe

On August 28th, 1963, Martin Luther King delivered his I Have a Dream speech in Washington D.C. Four decades earlier in 1921, a southern domestic cook named Malindy Walker, locally known as Aunt Malindy, delivered her own inspiring words in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Unlike MLK Jr., Malindy’s words weren’t spoken on a national stage, nor did they reach thousands of admirers. Malindy’s platform was…

[rabbitcruiser]

Like a Painting

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