#favourites: that fucker

[laufire]

remembered this one post that joked about jason todd opposing gun control, and the thing is that. for sure jason's stance on gun control and the second amendment is closer to the likes of the black panthers or antifa groups than to the average usamerican liberal, but I suspect that's not what people who say this in today's fandom environment mean lol. it's more likely that, as when people say he'd be pro-death penalty (???), they fail to grasp what's at the core of the social movements at play (hint: it's not "guns BAD" or "killing BAD", you know), and say that jason is against them because he's A Bad Guy and thus he'd oppose Good Policies, DUH.

but also, crucially, jason wouldn't "oppose gun control policies" because in no way would he ever think they apply to him lol. the guy could steal himself an arsenal on a lazy weekend or build himself a bomb with materials taken from the corner store. things like background checks are completely off his radar, be serious.

[laufire]

[Caption: screenshot from DC comics. On a wall, on top of several statues honoring falling superheroes set in Titans Tower, written in blood, it reads "JASON TODD WAS HERE", signed with a handprint.]

jason totally prepped his own blood for this btw #i think that works better #bc they can do a dna test and be like “hey jason todd WAS actually here” #that sounded better in my head lmao (via @gecemi09)

teen titans (2003) #29

jason is so fucking funny and for what

[laufire]

@cleromancy look 👀

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

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[incorrectfatui]

*In the house of the hearth* Crucabena: Okay. We have to get back at The Doctor for breaking our promise, alright? Are you ready? Clervie: Yep! Crucabena: great. I need one of you to run into his youngest segments classroom, he‘s in school right now. Flip the lightswitch on and off really fast, he has epilepsy. Clervie: wha- Crucabena: His sponsor, Pantalone, is in a meeting right now, and his favourite animal is a squirrel. I want one of you to catch a squirrel, wait for him outside, then when he sees you, throw the squirrel on the ground, kill it on impact. Feed him the scraps. Clervie: O.O Crucabena: The Damselette, his best friend, is a christian. Go to her house in the middle of the night and play 7 trumpets, she‘s going to think it‘s the rapture. Then when she comes outside, say „You were not chosen“ Crucabena: His boss survived the Cataclysm. I want you to run up behind him, then pop a balloon in his ear Crucabena: Then I want you to go down to his orphan test subjects play „Dear mama“ by Tupac on the loudspeakers. Not because it relates to Dottore, just cus I find it funny. Makes me laugh.  The Children: 😨 Crucabena: After that, I want you to break into his house, break open every pack of instant ramen you find - shouldnt be too hard, he doesnt eat anything else - then take out the seasoning and seal it back up. He doesn‘t deserve flavour. The Children: Peruere: um… can we please just kill him? Crucabena: No. That‘s not enough. I also want you to put legos in his shoes- Clervie: Mother, really, can we just kill him?? Please? Crucabena: No. That is not ENOUGH-

[one-bunny-a-day]

30/11/2023

what're they dancing to?

[sunnymainecoon]

Shipping hell time!! 😁😁 wouldn't be the first time I shipped a cross with another cross....

Mischaracterisation to hell but it was worth it.. cross x X, for the fun of it. I may know a lot about being fanon but that's just because I was very much apart of that... I'm not very fond of information gathering so I just end up scratching the surface level of canon lore.. I don't want to elaborate how my mind works, I have shipped worse thank you very much

[laufire]

I can get nitpicky about characterisation, but I would honestly let so many annoying choices slide by me as long as people remembered 1.) jason is hypercompetent and extremely intelligent, and 2.) that him wearing his heart on his sleeve AND being a little shit who loves antagonising people are not mutually exclusive.

[laufire]

#Also makes Jason’s subsequent pseudo deaths more fun. He’s back and he refuses to be exorcised (op's tags)

I can never agree with the “Jason should’ve stayed dead to haunt the narrative” for multitude of reasons one of them being that I think Jason made a more effective specter when he was alive again. A monster of Bruce’s own creation that cannot be ignored. He’s haunting the whole city. Under the red hood is about a poltergeist that knocks your shit off the walls and leaves messages in blood on the mirror and pushes you down the stairs <3

[phantompanties]

Here he is! The new monster boy for the monster museum! His name is Blaise, and he's a ghost butler! Here is some lore:

Blaise is an amnesiac spirit that wandered earth for an indiscriminant amount of time. Has it been days? Weeks? Even years? He hasn't a clue. He doesn't remember his life before death, nor does he exactly remember how he died. All he knows is that it involved fire. The farthest back he can remember is waking up in the remains of a burnt house, with his lips sewn shut. Thankfully, he remembered that he was able to communicate with sign language, possibly due to muscle memory. He isn't fully mute, and he can open his mouth ever so slightly to slip out a word or two, but his mouth always snaps shut almost immediately. He isn't sure why he can't speak, nor why he can't cut the threads binding his lips together. It frustrates him.

He wandered the city he found himself in, trying to ask people if they knew or recognized him, but it always ended with him being chased out of the frightened resident's homes by priests and spirit mediums. Soon rumors spread about an evil spirit with a flaming head that would burn people's houses down. Eventually, with nowhere to turn to, he found himself in a castle, still trying to find someone who could help him. That's where he met you, the lone heir to the throne who was secretly a fan of the occult. Instead of screaming and having a priest exorcise him like so many before, you welcomed him, asked him questions about himself, actually talked to him! When you found out he didn't remember his name, you gave him a name off the top of your head. Blaise. A bit on the nose, but he didn't hate it. When you asked him how well he could clean, he was puzzled. "What do you mean?" He wrote on the sheet of paper you offered him so you could communicate. That's when you made the offer that changed his whole life. Or, well... afterlife. You told him you'd let him work for you as a butler while you searched for a way to cure his amnesia and let him ascend to heaven. Since that day, Blaise has donned a butler's suit and has been at your every beck and call as you work to crack the mystery of who he was and how he died.

[solarstices]

Oh hell naw gay rodents

[laufire]

#Jason is not the top acrobat (Dick) or computer master (Babs) or martial artist (Cass) but he IS the top Looney Tunes hijinks specialist. (op's tags)

Jason Todd vs. security

Batman Eternal #10

Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #16

Batman #409 // Batman: Pennyworth R.I.P.

Red Hood: The Lost Days #2 // Batman #409

Detective Comics #1041 // Batman Eternal #25

Batman: Arkham Knight—Genesis #6

[vigilskeep]

one great thing about da2 archer is that if you keep firing at something as it’s coming at you and get it to low health as it reaches you, hawke will pull out a knife and often finish it in one swift move as soon as it’s on them, and that’s just hot

[fairandfatalasfair]

Dai Thomas | Myrddin

from @Camlannpod - Dai you little shit, "I'm basically a wizard!" indeed. "Welsh and bi and funny in the head", a ray of sunshine who has been worn down by 9 months of seeing everything he cares about going to pieces but is still clinging to faith with his fingernails, believing in a better world.

[corporalkiheart]

I just finished Long Live Evil and want the Emperor in a way that is frankly concerning. Sarah Rees Brennan knows her villain fuckers and what we want, because she is definitely one of us.

[anna8855]

Huskerdust doodle and as a bonus cursed cat alastor (he's in your walls)