#farty

[bouffx]

I can’t take it anymore

[uwudonoodle]

This is the funniest thing the Game Grumps social media has ever done.

[kittycatbuffet]

This boy. This boy right is a very smelly boy. His farts are so stinky. His name is Toffe. He keeps farting. My nose hairs are on fire.

[nastygaygas]

farting like an absolute beast after taco bell. who wants a sniff?

[vintage-tigre]

[blorbologist]

hi weird animated Matts I've missed you 💕❤💖💞💘💕

[yucky-bug]

more stupid stuff ive made

[theterrornaut]

Captain Titus doomguy HUD face style sketches, happy spacemarine 2 release! Ye

[bumbldee]

Craftin Psycho-portals!

I just realized that psycho-doors are personalized (Sasha's door, Oleander's door), so i thought it'd be neat to design 3 of them for Raz, Lili and Dogen!

Doing just doors is boring to me, so why not other enterances hehe

[lotusfartstwice]

Leevember is overrr thanks for hanging with us.

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, September 27.

Langblr.

If ever you're in France, accompanied by your kitty cat, and you find yourself unintentionally (and quite unexpectedly) projecting intestinal gas produced within the body by bacteria that has broken down food, and said kitty cat looks a little alarmed, and you don't know what to say, well. Fortune smiles upon you this day. Consider #langblr your knight in shining linguistic armor. Chat, j'ai pété.

It really can happen to anyone. But langblr is here for all your polyglot needs: learning how to say chai tea in Czech, the frankly adorable etymology of peninsula, Greek paleographic fonts, for words of support for those underway with their language-learning adventures, or if you're in need of some support yourself. It is a particularly wholesome corner of Tumblr, for those with an interest in the slow-burn magic of learning another language. 

[paintpaintpaintman]

Dropkick your spouses my Leader, it'll be funny

I will miss this ask in my ask box dearly

YOU GOT IT, ANON!

Absolutely did not need to resurrect 4 people for +25 faith but the process was too sweet a deal. Jort is the worst one.

Fuck you Jort, all the issues started with Jort. I was married to Mercius and I was so excited and then stupid Jort took him away from me!!!! If it was someone else, sure. But Jort???? Jean Shorts the piss donkey?????? Who falls in love with a piss donkey named fucking Jort. So I killed Jort. And then I killed Mercius and proceeded to manic-marry Urion and Juulius, but it just wasn't the same. So I brought Jort and Mercius back, but I married Jort in front of stupid Mercius and then killed him again. All in a days work 😎

And now, I live in fear every day that Narinder will be the fifth god seduced by Jim Pickens original.

So 1) all of them died from old age accept STUPID AWFUL HORRENDOUS MERCIUS WHO BROKE MY HEART OVER A MAN NAMED JORT

and

2) I am actually wonderful at naming cultists and do NOT have a bias with names towards the ones I like

[craske]

wet beast. soaking

[eyesmadeofpearls]

you guys wont believe this but after i posted my cat kiri she ran downstairs to be on the porch for a bit to watch the cars as she loves to sit outside, (for those who are worried, our porch is mosquito netted so she cant go anywhere) but as I’m upstairs drying off after a hot shower, she unbeknownst to me kills a baby lizard. So she comes up the stairs meowing at me loudly like somethings wrong, lays down on my dirty clothes pile (we don’t have a hamper yet since we just moved in) and drops it. of course, i don’t even notice it because it blends in pretty well so she starts howling at me while laying next to it. I investigate, and find the little fella. Immediate sadness and amusement. Why? Because 1. holy shit, my cat can mouse?! 2. thats a baby lizard but i know she means well and 3. this confirms she thinks I’m a dumb and clumsy hairless kitten as cats mouse for you when they think you’re a clumsy cat who can’t hunt for themselves.

(P.s, i picked the poor thing up, pretended to eat it so she wouldn’t feel offended, ran downstairs, and then buried it in our front yard)

bonus pics of both my cats when they were kittens! kiri and luna! luna is a longhair we adopted who we think might be a mainecoon and lost her voicebox due to sickness when she was only weeks old so she squeaks instead of meowing. luna s a funny case because she was so tiny when we got her but was a full sized cat before kiri! they marked her as “shorthair” on her papers too LOL. kiri is an actual shorthair we adopted! all of the other cats were very negative towards the people at the shelter but me, kiri especially. i know it sounds like a Y/N moment, but kiri was hissing at every adult and child! when i sat down in the middle to make myself look less scary and stood still, she climbed into my lap and slept there for an hour as my mom went to go look at the dog section while we waited for paperwork and confirmation

(This is how big luna is now if you’re curious!)

[maskedbutsilly]

tntduo but…what if they.. kith :3

sorry for no art recently! i am Sick and in my exams week rn ^^; have a doodle !

also again feel free to send art reqs and questions in general in my ask, it’s impossible for me to answer them immediately but i read them akways,,,<3 what am i desperate for interactions pftt no i just love talking w my followers hehe