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howlsofbloodhounds · 6 months ago
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Because Saejun’s Gaster Blasters are cows, Farmtale is often said to be a neutral AU in the whole negative vs positive war, and Cross has a huge fear of cows—I like to think that Nightmare initially sent Cross to create a deal for supplies for protection/freedom or something of the sort but Cross immediately turned around and went back shaking and sweating because Saejun was using his blasters to till the field and all Cross saw were cows and was immediately horrified of Saejun.
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cranberrytea451 · 2 years ago
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Okay, this is my last batch.
Note:
Please be considerate, these bitties tend to be more solitary in nature.
(But like all sans, they don’t mind the company of a papyrus)
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captain-orphic-al · 2 years ago
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@htsan s other stream got me drawing farmer sans for like the first time ever.
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Also personally this is all I see when I hop on one of their streams
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amalia-uwu · 10 months ago
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S K Ó L I X
ΣΚΏΛΗΞ
I DONT OWN -> Undertale, Horrortale, Farmtale, the rights go to the respective owners. I only own my original characters and this fic.
Undertale by Toby Fox
Horrortale by Sour Apple Studios
Farmtale by GuinongTale_AU
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Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 ( you are here) | Chapter 5
Warnings ⚠️: Angst, unrealistic medical stuff, inaccurate medical stuff, bone injuries. Mention of blood, blisters, gore, body horror (please let me know if you need me to add something else)
(Next day morning)
Lilian put the sample, stinger under the microscope. He pressed some buttons and the computer started analyzing it..
He watched in anticipation. The computer showed.
[NOT FOUND]
He sighed frustrated, slapping the table.
Agatha entered the lab holding coffees "Any luck?" she leaned above his shoulder. 
"No, no matter what I do, I just can't understand what is going on! I analyzed it like 10 times! The computer doesn't find something to match it. What am I doing wrong? I ran one more test and it will be ready tomorrow or in two days" Lilian replied still frustrated while rubbing his eyes and nose.
Agatha smiled sympathetically "Hey, now don't beat yourself. We are doing what we can.. " she gently patted his shoulder.
He only smiled sadly and gave her his notes, "Of course!... Here, take this. Ophelia gave me her notes, I organized them with mine"
She took the papers.
"Thanks! See ya later!" she exited the room.
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She walked around and asked a Daniella who was passing by "Have you see Dr Ophelia?"
"in her office, I think" she replied pointing to a direction. Agatha smiled and thanked her.
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Agatha knocked on the door "Dr Ophelia?"
"It's open, come in" she heard her saying.
Ophelia looked over her shoulder "Are the results ready?"
"Not yet. He did some tests but with no results. He tried another trick and he will know tomorrow or in two days. Here are what we know so far organized".
Ophelia nodded "Thank you!"
Agatha looked at the floor and beat her lower lip. While Ophelia read some of Lilian's notes. (the notes were a mix of his own and some Ophelia gave him. Just organized)
Patient's File
Name: Sans
Specie: Skeleton
Gender: Male
Age: 29 years old
Medical history: History of Chronic Fatigue, Chronic Pain, Low HP.
Left eye stronger than the right eye. (See File 9 for more info)
Time patient arrived at the clinic: Between 18.25 - 18.35 pm.
Time patient experienced symptoms: symptoms began a few days ago but escalated yesterday X/X/202X. Minutes before arrival.
Tests indicate that the patient experienced this for the first time. Whatever stang him caused a strong reaction, far worse than allergy.
Some information we know:
Stinger bigger than that of any known insect.
Swelling of the face
Low energy, lower HP, lower statistics
Blisters and extreme reaction Mostly on the sternum where the soul is, the neck and the face.
Magic oozing/bleeding
Blisters (blood, fluids, magic)
Too much fluid, blood and magic, some of it clotted.
Light, faint scratches on body.
Some cracks on his bones
Trembling
Low appetite - No appetite
Nystagmus/ Dancing eyes
Sweating
Fatigue
Pain
Ophelia had read the message Papyrus sent her. She added the word
formication.
"Dr Ophelia..? I have some questions" Agatha's voice was low and small.
Ophelia stopped what she was doing. She looked at her, focused "Tell me honey, what's wrong?"
"I know it's propably too early but his statistics are still too low.. no matter the medicines we injected in him, I don't know... I'm worried".
Ophelia walked closer to her. One of the things she loved in her team was empathy. She gently held her arms and spoke in a soothing voice.
"About his statistics.. Don't worry, I don't want to give him way too strong medicines, cause I don't want to cause more damage than good. He is a little fragile, but he is stronger than that, fear not. I've been knowing him for a couple of years".
Ophelia looked at Agatha  and continued holding her arms softly,
"without the results... we can't do much... I can't risk giving him wrong medication, but it will be okay!" she patted her shoulder.
Agatha nodded. "You all make me proud! Never forget that!" she added.
Agatha smiled and thanked her.
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Hermione knocked on the Ophelia's office door. Urgently. Once she heard Ophelia's voice "It's open". Hermione entered.
"He is awake, shall I give him a sedative? He seems distressed and in pain". Hermione spoke.
Ophelia walked fast, but stopped at the door. Her attention at Agatha "Please stay here, I'll call you to send me some bandages, gauzes, medicines etc".
Agatha nodded and Ophelia gave her a sympathetic smile.
She reached the room.
"Farmy?" she called softly.
At the sound of her voice he rolled his head towards her.
His body trembled. He was distressed, confused and in pain. It was shown in his movements.
His soul beat was higher than normal. His breathing was frantic. He was moving quiet vividly. He tried to speak but all that came out was wheezing, choked whining - groaning sounds.
Ophelia touched his forehead softly. She began caressing tenderly his wrapped face. The gauze around the eyes began watering.
"Hey, Sansie... it's okay, I know waking up wrapped up in bandages is..scary. But, don't try to speak, save your strength. I am here, your brother and Axe are going to come later. They are fine! Now, I will give you a sedative, so you will sleep okay?"
He twitched his fingers a little. He nodded very softly.
She kept caressing his face. She motioned for Hermione to come closer.
She was holding the sedative already. Ophelia checked the dose and she nodded.
Ophelia kept caressing his face while Hermione injected the liquid in the IV.
Slowly his breathing and movement came to a halt. He passed out. His skull rolled under her touch.
She pressed a bottom "Agatha could you please bring me the equipment on room 5, 1st floor, thank you".
Agatha heard the message, checked the patient's info and took what she needed  "coming right away Dr. Ophelia!"..
She walked towards the room, rolling a table with the equipment.
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(Back to Papyrus and Axe)
Papyrus and Axe walked in. "Excuse me sir, may I help you?" the secretary asked.
"Good morning! Is Ophelia here? I would like to ask about my brother" Papyrus spoke playing with the corner of his scarf. Axe was silently standing next to him.
"May I have your brother's name please ?" she asked checking her notes and flipping the pages. 
"Sans" he replied.
She checked. After a while she nodded. The secretary called Daniella. She looked at them and smiled "Follow me".
They nodded.
She lead them to the room.
They took a deep breath and Papyrus prepared to knock on the door.
Before he could do so, Hermione opened the door slowly and quietly.
They stared at each other. Papyrus hand still raised. They chuckled and saluted each other.
She exited the room while Papyrus and Axe walked in.
"Good morning Ophelia! Is he awake?" he asked keeping his voice low.
"He woke up but I gave him a sedative. I didn't want him to be in discomfort so.. He will wake up later or tomorrow" she stepped aside.
Papyrus's and Axe's soul clenched.
"I know, it's a lot to take in, he will be fine" she assured.
Papyrus gently touched the part on Sans's right humerus that wasn't covered in gauzes.
Ophelia looked at Papyrus and Axe.
"Would you like to help me guys?". They looked at her.
"Nothing difficult! I promise, I can sense you Harvey!" she nudged his ribs with her elbow.
He gave her a guilty smile but they nodded.
"It's not contagious! However, I'll ask you to put on some robes"
They nodded. Ophelia gave them two robes to put on. They put gloves and waited instructions.
"Okay Papyrus you will held him up, and Axe, you will be my  assistant. Sounds good?"
Papyrus gently lifted him. He was like a rag doll. Papyrus feared he might break and turn to dust on the spot.
"Don't worry paps, he can't feel pain. He won't turn to dust! Not on my watch" she assured him.
Papyrus seemed to relax at that, he smiled.
"Alright, Paps please keep him steady".
Papyrus adjusted his body. She gently began unraveling the bandages. Some injuries hadn't healed fully yet.
Papyrus and Axe were quiet. Axe sighed with relief; the swelling had dissappeared.
His neck seemed fine apart from the spot she removed the stinger. It was still red and irritated.
Papyrus noticed it.
He looked at Axe, who had his eyes at the table in front of him.
Ophelia carefully  stretched her hand "Gauze and antiseptic please".
Axe gave her clean gauze and some antiseptic lotion /gel.
She gently applied it on his face and cleaned it.
After that she applied the ointment and finally fresh bandages.
She moved on to the rest of the body. She carefully inspected the neck.
Axe kept giving her what she needed. Papyrus kept holding Sans and following directions.
The rest of his body was mostly fine, he had some areas that needed a little more ointment to heal.
When she finished, she took a look at his cracked 'forearm' "Let's take a look" she gently held it in her soft hands.
Papyrus held his other hand softly.
Axe just sat there looking, at the way Ophelia's soft healing magic worked. It took 15 minutes for the hand to heal.
Then they gently laid him down.
"Ophelia?" Papyrus began.
She looked at him "I still don't understand what happened could you explain us a little?"
"If I am not mistaken, I have seen a similar case before but I can't remember. I found a stinger on his neck, that dark reddish spot you saw. So far we have  these symptoms" she handed hers and Lilian's notes.
Papyrus read it carefully.
"The stinger looked too big for a bee or any other insect".
Papyrus thought for a while and eventually asked "What about a  Skolix..?"
Ophelia blinked "a what?"
He focused trying to remember "a Skolix. It's a  dangerous worm to monsters but mostly to  us skeletons, my brother had warned me that they are extremely rare but they exist.
He's been taking my non-existent ears about it so, could you please take a look? I'll see if he has any books about it".
Ophelia looked at him impressed "Sure! Thanks!" she smiled surprised.
He smiled back.
Ophelia said "It's a beautiful day outside, I recommend you go out in the park below and take some fresh air. I'll inform you if something happens"
A part of them didn't want to leave him but Ophelia was right.
They gave Sans's hands a little squeeze and left.
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Ophelia walked towards Lilian "Hey any luck?"
"No" he said looking through files. It's taking forever. It's a rare stinger. I haven't seen something like this before from what I can remember".
"Hey, Lilian? Can you check something for me?"
"Of course! What is it?" he looked at her with anticipation.
"See if you can gather information about a worm named Skolix"
He looked at her confused.
Was that even a worm?
Yet, he nodded anyway.
His job might be easier now that he has a clue.
"Thank you Lilian!" Ophelia patted his shoulder and she left.
END OF CHAPTER 4
Chapter 3 Chapter 5
Comments, Constructive Criticism, Feedback, fanarts, fanfics are welcomed! 💙
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scaredofstyrofoam · 18 days ago
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my UTMV redesignzzzz
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muskka · 2 months ago
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Bad sanses vs pumpkin 🔪🎃🔪🎃
(coming back drawing)
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r3db3ans · 2 months ago
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"yep, it is indeed a peaceful day."
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mothiepixie · 1 year ago
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Baby got b a c k 🫣
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sandeewithtwoe · 1 year ago
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And now I present you: scenarios in my head that aren’t long enough to be a full comic
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The last guy talking to Nightmare is Ccino btw
Dust belongs to ask-dusttale
Nightmare and Dream belong to Jokublog
Farmer belong to GuinongTale_AU
Horror belongs to horrortalecomic
Epic belongs to yugogeer012
Ccino belongs to black-nyanko
In case you can’t read my handwriting:
Scenario 1
Dust: Can I die now?
Nightmare: No.
Dust: Goddamnit
Scenario 2
Farmer: By the way, I’ve got an appointment with the horse doctor today, so…
Horror: (How can a horse be a doctor?)
Scenario 3
Dream: I hope all your dreams come true next year!
Epic: Believe me, none of us wants that
Scenario 4
Nightmare: and then my brother, that BITCH-
Ccino: We don’t use that word here
Nightmare: Right, right. My brother… that CUNT-
Ccino: We don’t use that either
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cranberrytea451 · 2 years ago
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Green tea with farmer sans
He is humming “old McDonald had a farm”
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erineas · 6 days ago
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Commission for @lylia9000 of this precious wedding photo 🥺
Oh, how I love happy ever afters siiiiighhh~ 🧡
Thank you for the support! uwu
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amalia-uwu · 10 months ago
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Το τίμημα της αγάπης
(Price of love)
I don't own Undertale, Horrortale, Farmtale! The rights go to the respective owners!
Undertale by Toby Fox
Horrortale by Sour Apple Studios
Farmtale by to GuinongTale_AU
Warnings ⚠️ : angst, unrealistic medical stuff, inaccurate medical stuff.
Part 1 [ press here ]
Part 2 [ you are here :) ]
Alright, this is supposed to be part 2! However, you can also take as an alternative ending? Version?
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If you have a different idea, scenario, your are welcome to write it or draw it!
🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
They shook their heads no. The nurses lowered their heads and some of them shed tears.
They put the bedsheet above his body.
They went outside.
Axe had his hands on his forehead.  As soon as he saw the nurse he shoot up. He looked at her with anticipation.
She shook her head no.
Axe felt the ground disappearing under his feet.
He looked away from her. His soul sank.
"May I see him?" he asked. The nurse nodded a forlorn expression on her face.
She opened the door and let him in. He nodded thanking her. She left them alone.
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Axe entered in. There was silence.
There was a soft light on the ceiling. He saw Saejun's body covered with the white bedsheet.
Axe's eye sockets burned, he  blinked the tears away.
He walked towards him and stood for mere seconds. It was eerily quiet.
He took a shaky breath, stretched his shaking phalanges and took a hold of the bedsheet. He gently lifted it, uncovering his body.
Axe hiccuped a breath as he saw him. He just stared for a little bit.
Axe gently caressed Saejun's cheekbones with his index phalanx. Saejun looked peaceful as if he was just sleeping.
Axe continued caressing Saejun's mandible, collarbone, sternum.
As if he was the most precious porcelain in the world. Axe's touch was soft and tender.
Sans's bones were cold and had a grayish color.
Axe didn't like how cold Saejun was that's why he wrapped Saejun's body with the bedsheet.
He gently picked him up and hugged him. It's okay he had a lot of body heat to share.
Axe took Saejun's hand and held it to his face. He gave it a soft kiss and rubbed his cheekbone to it.
He gently shook him "wake up...it's not time to sleep..let's go home..you promised to show me your garden, orchard. You said.. you will tell me about the stars, the plants, the vegetables...."
Silence.
"Saejun... I.. I'll take you to my place, show you my works. How I carve wood.. I'll even help you make something.. Anything. We will make something together.. I.. I'll show you everything i know!"
Silence.
"Farmy...? We.. We promised to each other that we will do many things together.. You won't break that promise right?"
Noone answered.
Axe kept shaking him. Saejun's bones rattled.
No life.
Axe closed his eyes tightly shut. A sob escaped his teeth as he buried his face on Saejun's chest. The situation had settled in..
The grief and anger turned into a thunderous scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!"
Axe hugged him tighter.
His mandible above Saejun's forehead. He held him close to his chest, securing him from the cruel outside world "Sae..jun..." he whispered "why? WHYY?!".
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!"
"WHY DID YOU PUSH ME?! HE WAS AIMING AT ME!!"
Noone answered his anguished cries...
He didn't know how long he was there..
While hugging him an idea came to his mind.
Due to the universe he was coming from.. He couldn't heal easily. 
Yet; he already lost everything he cared about...
So what was there to lose?
He could try..
He set Saejun down, carefully. Axe put his phalanges on Saejun's sternum and forehead.
He tried to heal him but couldn't form healing magic.
He tried again and again.
Saejun couldn't die.
Saejun was too young.
Saejun saved him.
Axe loved him!
They had promised to do many things, together.
Their promises will be fulfilled no matter the cost.
He felt the determination flowing through  his soul.
He won't give up. HE WON'T GIVE UP!
Axe lifted and hugged Saejun tighter.
He tried again and again.
He concentrated. His entire being, everything that made Axe who he is. He concentrated to the positive feelings.
Hope,
Compassion,
Faith,
Magic,
L o v e
Love.. Not in a million years did he believe that a humble Farmer would change his life..
His compassion, kindness, affection...
Axe concentrated harder, his soul, energy and love made him able to cure.
He felt their souls being pulled out of their sternums. Green and blood red.
He felt the healing magic appearing in his hands.
"Come back to me" Axe whispered and tenderly kissed his forehead.
He felt healing magic flowing through his entire body. He brought his teeth closer to Saejun's.
He gave him a kiss as he pressed Saejun's body closer to his. Their souls and teeth touching.
Saejun... opened his eyes and gasped.
Axe's teeth were touching his; Giving energy (something like kiss of life, but Axe is giving energy).
Axe kept concentrating. He kept pressing Saejun's body closer to his.
"Breathe with me". Axe mumbled.
Saejun, slowly but surely, did. Swallow breaths became deeper.
Sans's chest slowly followed the rhythm.
"That's it! Breathe with me! In. Hold. Out. Again." Axe encouraged.
Their souls merged. Healing each other.
Axe healed Saejun's soul.
However, it's as if Saejun's soul knew the struggle the other soul went through to help it.
So, for this exact reason  Saejun's soul offered as much energy and healing as it could provide.
The two souls helped each other. 
"I love you!" Axe said and with that the procedure ended. Axe gently laid him down; never leaving his hand.
It seems that the light and energy had caught the nurses and doctors attention.
Nurses run in with Papyrus (Saejun's brother).
Axe gave too much energy. He closed his eyes exhausted, his skull fall above the bed..
.......
Papyrus removed Axe and held him away from Sans.
Papyrus looked at the doctors as they began checking Saejun's body. He showed signs of life.
A nurse motioned Papyrus to follow her outside. Papyrus nodded and left the room.
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Saejun opened his eyes and gasped hungrily.
He coughed and groaned in pain.
The doctors added a magic IV and a breathing mask above his nasal cavity.
It took some minutes for him to calm down.
The doctors noticed that his sternum injury  hadn't healed.
They checked his soul. His soul seemed fine...And..
Oh...
Oh! Would you look at that!
Saejun's soul had a red heart shaped dot to the spot where the bullet had hit him.
The doctors looked surprised, yet they sighed with relief and took care of his sternum.
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Papyrus carried Axe to another room and the nurse examined him. Axe seemed fine physically, the nurse summoned Axe's soul.
Axe's soul, had small green heart-shaped dot at the center of his soul.
Moreover a crack from long ago had healed leaving a green line.
Papyrus stayed with him. The nurse added an IV and let him rest..
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(some time later)
Axe's skull and thorax ached.
«Ugh... What happened?
My skull, my thorax , where am I ?»
His skull throbbed. He tried to concentrate his sensations.
He was laying in something soft, he heard a beeping noise and murmurs. A voice "He is awake.."
He opened his eyes. Everything was  cloudy.
Axe blinked a couple of times and rubbed his skull.
He carefully sat up. He felt strong humeri wrapping around him. He was pressed on a body. He blinked a little more.
Papyrus hugged him. "You saved my brother!", there was relief, gratitude in his voice.
Axe was confused "what?"
Papyrus smiled and looked at the side.
It took some time to understand what was happening. He followed Papyrus's gaze and saw..
"Saejun?" he asked not believing his own eye sockets.
Sans turned his head and looked at Axe. A soft, weak smile appeared on his face.
He was weak but, alive .
Axe felt his grin stretching.
Saejun had bandages around his chest. He smiled weakly, " heya" he whispered.
Saejun slowly sat up, Axe's body wobbled but stood strong.
Axe hugged him tenderly. He noticed some bruises from clenching him so hard, he caressed them, feeling guilty.
Saejun sensed it "You saved my life, don't worry about it!" he slurred. 
Axe hugged him carefully, Papyrus was just glad they were alive.
Axe carefully kissed Saejun's cheekbone and caressed his back.
Tears of happiness ran down his cheekbones.
"I love you my little strawberry 🍓" Saejun whispered tenderly.
Axe smiled and managed to say "I love you too my little kiwi 🥝".
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The end 😘
Thank you for reading! 🤍
PART 1
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groovygladiatorsheep · 9 months ago
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Thanks @dagwmeno for the ship request!!!!
Horror is trying his best, don’t judge him……
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❀ Credits.
Horror belongs to | @/horrortalecomic
Farm|Saejun belongs to | GuinongTale_AU on twitter
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thelogicallunatic · 3 months ago
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There's a painful lack of Horrortale Paps in Rottoncrops art
such an interesting version of Paps
he needs some tlc too :(
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mothiepixie · 1 year ago
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No touchie
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chickenfarmersan · 5 months ago
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