#fankid cw

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Hrrrghh- feeling FEELINGS

So... Every now and then, I'll get fictional baby fever, and recently I've been wanting to have a baby with Wamuu

So I was thinking about making another other alternate universe.

This au will be similar to Pillars of Darkness, only... It's not the main Sapphire Heartverse. It's an alternate universe where the pillarmen are the focal point

Much like how The Bellflower is a slice of life au where Bel and I met in college, lived in an apartment together for a while, then moved into a house and got married, and it's just me and Bel.

So THIS au will be about how I meet the pillarmen and they take me in and train me as part of the family, Wamuu and I fall in love, and eventually we have a baby together (I'm just a guy with a uterus. Plus in my headcanon, pillarmen can change their sex at will and Wamuu was born female, then he just decided, "actually I wanna be a dude", and Kars and Esidisi were like, "alright, cool. Now, WAMUU! KILL THIS MAN! /ytp reference")

So this au will be called, "Warrior of the Blizzard" or WOTB

(because I get ice powers in both aus!)

But ANYWAY. I... Keep wanting to have a baby with Wamuu 😭

I already have a son with Vanilla, our precious Ramón 🥹

But I would like another fankid, but this time I want to be taken care of and pampered by Wamuu while I'm carrying our baby 🥺 I just think that would be very romantic. He would be so protective and loving...

Oh, my sweet Wamuu *swoons and screams into a pillow*

(I *can't and don't want to get pregnant irl, but in the fictional world it's different!)

I've just been so hyperfixated on the pillarmen, is it obvious? /joke

ADHD hyperexplaining upcoming:

(*physically can't because endometriosis, I had an operation where they had to remove both of my fallopian tubes, and I have an IUD to ease the pain of menstruation due to endometriosis. The IUD insertion was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life, no ibuprofens beforehand didn't help. Yeah, the medical industry really doesn't care all that much about those with uteruses... However, it was very worth it!)

[mothlover69]

At any given time i am this 🤏 close to giving Leon a fankid

[turquoisespace35]

Rowan and Thomas

[nomifae]

Had to do this meme but with them xD

[tangledinink]

How long do the hatchling eggs stay inside before being laid?

here, here's way more information than your question required as an answer. [ ✩ the gemini ✩ ]

[katiekatdragon27]

Hey. Hey, guys. You'll never guess what I've been drawing.

Glisten: ...??

Glisten and his lame ass boyfriends!!!!!! Cheers to art dumps <3

[CW: SUGGESTIVE JOKE] More doodles below cut:

So! I know most of you come for the shinyshrimp stuff (WHICH WE WILL GET TO) but let me yap about Glisten and Razzle for a bit.

I LOVE YOU GLITTERMASK THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GLITTERMASK-

Glisten and Razzle got together like 3 months after Glisten and Boxten broke up. Razzle never really looked to Glisten that much outside of acquaintances (cuz he was kinda sorta lowkey jealous of Glisten's charisma and stage-presence). In fact, they were much more focused on Vee and maybe possibly had a crush on her, which is really funny in hindsight with Dazzle lol. However, after learning that Vee was a lesbian/being very rudely rejected by her, Razzle found comfort in Glisten and fell head-over-heels almost immediately.

The only problem is, Razzle has -10000 aura. His ass cannot be flirty or cool-charismatic at all.

Glisten: What do you do when you aren't distracting? Razzle: (Glisten likes mysterious people) I sell drugs!! Glisten: ... Excuse me? Razzle: (But Glisten also likes kind people) But ONLY to kids in need! Dazzle: (STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP-) *defeated whimper*

Razzle thinks he's that guy (they're not, they're pathetic honestly lol)

Also like, Razzle is suuuper dense when it comes to everyone except Dazzle. They struggle with self-reflection and other-people reflection, so he is completely convinced he is doing all the right things, when in actuality, they are very very very cringe.

Razzle: No see Dazzie, this is why they call me Rizzle. Dazzle: (No one has EVER called you that.)

Denseness is one hell of a drug, aye, fellas?

Dazzle is being pulled through the wringer trying to preserve whatever was left of her (and Razzle's) pride. It's not working. Girl is fighting for their life every time she is dragged over by Razzle in order to say a horrible pick-up line to Glisten.

(This is all pre-relationship btw. After they get together it becomes an inside joke and Glisten retorts with his own awful (although not nearly as bad) pick-up lines)

Now the moment you've been waiting forrrr 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

✨ Shinyshrimp ✨

I love them chat, I love them sm. They have so much drama and love and interesting things going on, they're so cool and fun n stuff and AUGHHHHH💥💥💥

Shrimpo being that one guy who craves affection but would literally bite anyone who gives it to him is so real to me. Homie wants a hug but ends up suplexing whoever hugged him outta reflex. Glisten, on the other hand, is one of the most affectionate people ever. He's not affectionate to everyone, but when you catch his interest (both platonic and romantic), he is very verbally and physically affectionate. He'll buy you things, he'll give you hugs, he'll let you invade his personal space, all stuff he would never let normies do.

Shrimpo loves this, however, homie has no idea how to deal with any kind of affection in a positive way. Cat-coded ahh guy. Glisten does find this amusing tho, so he's more inclined to be affectionate with Shrimpo to help him "get over it" in a way.

This is just for shits and giggles. I feel like everyone should draw this meme with their ships. It's a canon event at this point.

What can I say? He was hungry.

Can't forget my fankids. I love my fankids. I miss my fankids. I need to draw my fankids more istg I need to revamp their ask blog soon (especially with some new editions coming soon).

Also Hamlet looks smaller because most of his internal structure is made of ribbon and stuffing, so he shrinks into a ball when happy. He also loafs like a cat, what a guy.

Also also also what the skibidi sigma happened to my prep-jock ship?? Why is it backwards???

I drew these because I had a vision of the little doodle below and only thought it would work if they were swaped... sooooo... here we are.

Scapmi is a preppy goth-ish shrimp with an eye for fashion and artistry. With a smart mouth and a massive ego, he often comes off as an annoyance to others. He loves to be front and center in everything but often has to fight with his internalized idea that everything is a competition that he needs to win no matter what. It causes him a lot of stress and self-doubt, but he'd never let anyone see his weaknesses.

Gash is a shrap-toned violent mirror who speaks more with his fists than his voice. He hates everything that is not himself (and sweets) and makes sure people know that. He used to be a perfectionist, but after an accident permanently cracked his face, he dropped his "perfect" persona in favor of a messy, more hateful one. He wants connection but doesn't know how to express his needs in an understandable way, and that frustrates him immensely.

As you can see, match made in heaven.

Gash: DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK!? Scampi: There's a smudge on you- Gash: I DON'T CARE! LET GO!! Scampi: Not 'til I'm done. (Your natural blush is gorgeous; shame it's on you tho)

So yeah, swap shinyshrimp lore drop yippee.

Have a good one chat, til I reappear again✌️✌️

[hg-aneh]

👀 you said you had some ineffable fankids? Might I see them? No pressure. And you can dm me if you want, ik you said some people were kinda mean about that sort of thing but I'd love to see them 😊

I have many doodles about them

They're all VERY old except for the one in color

from left to right: Eve, Yoffi (eldest), Jill (youngest) and Jack

Eve is fucking huge because I thought it would be funny if angels actually had genetic stuffs or whatnot and if one of those genes were to be what made the Nephilim so goddamn huge

Coincidentally, the Nephilim were children between humans and Watchers, who were angels who had gotten sent to Earth as guardians and amongst those angels, there were Principalities

Aziraphale is a Principality

Aziraphale can make big babies (though it was Crowley who carried Eve but we don't talk about that)

((Also Aziraphale laid two fucking eggs what about it))

((Gotta make this whole supernatural pregnancy shit interesting somehow ))

:)

[helluvakippie]

(Based on a comic by HimeHinghoi on Twitter!)

They took turns!

[p3achj3llyf1sh]

I redesigned Starburst again because i thought the design was too inconsistent (or something)

I like how he looks like shooting stars now :]

A funny bonus cus im funny hahaha

[pokelbelysshadowobsession]

I guess the theme is family, and outdated references for future au, where Sonic got Shadow pregnant

If you expect me to apologize for saying that…get off my page :3

Everything before like 2023 is getting grouped together whether it fits or NOT.

Because the quality might be bad, but my spirits are…less

‼️Review the terms of my blog page aka art usage—do NOT repost aka STEAL.⚠️

[lemon-lime-behavior]

I wonder if Sanji ever gets afraid of her daughter, and what that would do to her and their relationship. Like, I imagine he loves her very much, he would live for her (cause let's be honest Sanji's feral enough to kill for a half eaten soggy cookie), but sometimes, when the nights are a little rough and the nightmares won't let he sleep, he might flinch a little bit whenever Kuina gets near him

Hmmmm I'm not sure I entirely agree, at least not with the details here. Because here's the thing I don't think Sanji would ever be afraid *of* Kuina, for a few reasons. For one thing she doesn't visually resemble any of his siblings except maybe in the eyes but I hc that as coming from their mum Sora (so not a source of fear), and she will probably behave a bit like them but, and here's where Sanji’s other issues some in, at the end of the day she's a girl and Sanji still has this complex about girls that they're kinder and less likely to cause harm. I'm not sure Sanji would ever perceive her as a physical threat, however warranted it may or may not be.

All that being said, I do agree that Sanji will have a lot of fear surrounding Kuina but it's a bit more existential and laced with a lot of guilt and shame. "Look at what you've done to her, this is your fault, you cursed her to this horrible existence with your filthy genes. You'd rather die than be like that, is she better off dead? Oh god how could you even think that, you're a horrible father, you should be kept far away from her." Etc. Etc. So on and so forth.

If he ever does flinch away from her it'll likely be because he's afraid of hurting her through proximity, or he can't bear to look at the wrong he believes he's done to her. I do think these are problems he's aware of and is working on, though. For one thing I don't think Zoro would ever tolerate him avoiding their daughter for long and would handle the situation in as blunt a way as he is inclined to do.

[adoralea]

skater girls and their besties.

[goodieghostyarchive]

Oh uhhh also got into Hazbin Hotel! Alastor and Rosie fankid, anyone? Their name is Birch, they go by they/them

[nomifae]

✨The evolution of Alois✨

People kept asking for more lore about him so here you go xD It all started as an inside joke between friends months ago

[shadows-coffeebeans]

Has Starlight committed any crimes yet?

... no

Starlight masterpost

[cicicolorao]

Baby child is dressed absolutely adorably! (They fucking hate it sdvdghdfhd)