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Rating: 4/5
Book Blurb:
He’s a hot, grumpy, reclusive vampire, and the last thing he wants is an interfering human tidying his castle…until her.
Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn’t know that Alaric has filled every room with his centuries of artistic passions and creative pursuits.
Desperate, he hires professional organiser Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. But Alaric isn’t prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle and ram a metaphorical stake through his cold, vampire heart. Winnie sets his fangs on edge, but the more closely he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.
So when Alaric’s mother arrives with a new bride-to-be in tow, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiancee. He may be causing all kinds of scandal in the vampire court by being engaged to a human, but at least he doesn’t have to give up his reclusive life.
But Winnie still doesn’t know Alaric’s a vampire, and Alaric didn’t count on Winnie’s meddling book club pinning him for a mysterious murder in the village. Will their maybe-not-so-fake-marriage survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?
Fangs for Nothing is a kooky, spooky, vampire romance full to the cauldron-brim with fake dating, a meddling smutty book club, murder and mystery aplenty, endless cups of tea, quirky characters, and a broody vampire with an ass so fine, Geralt of Rivia comes to him for fitness tips.
Review:
A paranormal romcom featuring a grumpy reclusive vampire and the kooky professional human organizer he hires. Lord Alaric Valerian needs help cleaning up his castle since his mother is visiting for the first time ever... and he's had centuries to clutter up his home. Then he meets Winnie Preston, professional organizer and delicious smelling human. Winnie has had a streak of bad luck, from her fiancee cheating on her with her childhood best friend and a traumatic childhood from her mother's hoarding, Winnie just wants to get the job done... so when a hot guy hires her she is determined to clean up his castle. Yet things take a turn when fake dating gets involved, the fact that Winnie is falling for a vampire, oh and did I mention there's a killer on the loose? This was a cute read, albeit fairly long, but it was cute nonetheless, the smut and romance was nice, and I enjoyed reading the relationship between Winnie and Alaric. This is the first book in a series and definitely is one I'll be continuing to read. The characters are all really fun and the romance was sweet. I definitely enjoyed reading this and can see this series being one I'd recommend!
Release Date: September 10,2024
Publication/Blog: Ash and Books (ash-and-books.tumblr.com)
*Thanks Netgalley and ARC provided by Bacchanalia House for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*
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VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers Dracula's three brides: Aleera, Verona and Marishka
#van helsing#van helsing 2004#horroredit#dailyhorrorgifs#horrorgifs#userbrittany#usermandie#usersugar#filmgifs#moviegifs#filmedit#useranimusvox#userallisyn#useraurore#dailyflicks#chewieblog#userbbelcher#userrobin#userfrodosam#userstream#fyeahmovies#userlera#userrlaura#usersavana#dracula's brides#this is when cinema still existed#nothing beats glowing eyes and fangs!!!!#they SERVED! and they SLAYED#mywork
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was hit with a sudden flash of inspo so. half-dragon zelda again
#need to draw her post-totk with fangs more bc i do actually like to think she kept her sharp little dragon teeth if nothing else#bc fangs are hot. literally no other reason. i think link deserves to get bitten hard#totk#loz#skribbles
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nico and livio find and befriend an injured angel
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#livio the double fang#vashwood#if you squint#trigun stampede#tristamp#trigun fanart#cw blood#nothing too graphic but still
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time out.
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#art#bsd#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#fanart#skk#soukoku skk fanart#bsd manga#chuuya#dazai#chuuya fangs#bsd anime#just a dentist appointment nothing to see here#bsd comic#skk art#dazai fanart#chuuya fanart#iztea draws
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Happy Vampire Bobby Day! 🧛✨
#i vamped him up a lil :3#911#911 spoilers#vampire bobby nash#bobby nash#flamingtoadart#yes i had to add sparkles!#“this is the skin of a killer athena”#*blares paramore*#this might be dumb#BUT imagine bobby accidentally scaring a lil kid with the vampire teeth and that's why he doesn't have fangs#that or he's like if you eat nothing but candy you'll lose your teeth - oooh scary!!
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looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you
#I MISSED DRAWING HER SO MUCH 🥹#my girl my precious girl#she looks like a princess doesn't she#did nothing wrong actually!!!#fanart#doodle#the poppy war fanart#tpw#the poppy war#fang runin#fang runin fanart#rin#book fanart#my art
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Didn’t realize what day it was until it was almost too late (Aside from Easter haha)
#got to do some neat stuff today albeit it had nothing to do with Easter or TDoV#so#just another day#but that’s okay ⭐️#appreciates y’all letting me take liberties with the bois#I know I’ve mentioned it before at this point a number of different times but I’m very grateful of y’all#trigun#trigun maximum#livio the double fang#drawing#sketch#digital art#art#fan art#trigun manga
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Someone who's single might be unlucky here.
WE ARE | EP15
#we are the series#we are#we are series#tanfang#aouboom#boom tharatorn#winny thanawin#Q#weareedit#my edits#FANG BEING LIKE 'NOTHING' TOOK ME OUT#EVERY SCENE MAKES ME FALL MORE IN LOVE WITH THEIR DYNAMIC#AOUBOOM FOR GMMTV 2025 PART 1
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guys what the fuck. I just noticed this random throwaway line from episode 14 that i've literally never paid any attention to before. like this is something li lianhua has done so consistently through the years that he is famous for it and EVERYBODY knows this? as long as he has 50 taels of silver, he doesn't care to earn any more? .... you mean... like... ......as long as he has enough money to get the sigu sect leader token back from the pawn shop where he pawned it 10 years ago?
you mean to tell me that in all those years, he didn't care about going hungry, he didn't care about being penniless, but no matter what else happened, under any circumstance he needed to have at least 50 taels of silver on him? for 10 years? just in case he needed to go get his token? what the fuck li lianhua. it's been a full damn year, stop hurting my feelings like this
#mysterious lotus casebook#why has nobody told me about this#i'm hurt#mysterious lotus casebook spoilers#okay it could just be like as long as he has enough money. BUT. 50 taels exactly is SUCH a precise amount of money#and they DELIBERATELY give the amount. which comes up again in ep 40#i can't help but think it's absolutely intentional#and li lianhua tries to tell everyone that nothing about his old life matters to him anymore?#my ramblings#as an aside this has hilarious implications for the scene when fang duobing tells li lianhua he just bought medicine with his life savinga
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Being told that my character hasn't been cleaning themselves properly in at least ten days was honestly the worst and most shocking part of the game. Gale and Lae'zel can go on about how they like your musk all they want, it doesn't matter. Ten days of wandering around and fighting? We camp next to a river? And yet???
If you are interested in your own vampire spawn to bring with you on adventures so that you can skip out on personal hygiene, contact the Szarr estate at Patreon or society6.
#champions and heroes#baldur's gate 3#Astarion#Tav#Gale of Waterdeep#I honestly admire Astarion's self-control#poor man's starving and you're constantly rolling around in food like it's no big deal#it's bad enough that you're a walking meal#you don't have to marinate yourself in it too#you're practically mocking him#the fact that it takes days before he breaks is honestly nothing but miraculous#and no you don't get to complain#you should have thought about the possibility that the extremely pale elf with red eyes fangs and bite marks might be a vampire
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DAY 75: onehat
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#siffrin isat#isat act 6 spoilers#twohat spoilers#isat spoilers#yea im tagging the onehat post twohat spoilers. watch me#..do we know what time of day it is when siffrin goes to the favor tree?#i always imagined the evening for some reason.#um so anyways. hey do you guys ever think about onehat. do you think about it#do you ever think about how siffrin never learning about loop and never getting closure with them#is just as valid of an ending as twohats. you dont have to get twohats. loop getting some catharsis isnt necessary to siffrin's narrative.#they asked to be here. they were here to help siffrin. and they did. and it ended#that's it.#i've always wondered if loop saw siffrin perform the ritual for them#i wonder if it would comfort them or not. if you ask them if they're a ghost they say yes (and no) after all#the tree is their grave.#something something from main character to stage director to sponsor to corpse#and with how arcane the prereqs for twohats are. yes you can get them naturally on a first playthrough but it's definitely not the majority#experience especially playing blind.#to give loop an ending you have to reach back in with both hands and grasp at that connection#i dont rlly know how to articulate it but it makes me feel a kind of way tbh. you only learn the prereqs (w/o guidance) by talking to loop#very frequently and paying attention to the hints they drop to you about the coin. labor of love situation#self love. siffrin reaching back for loop. We Are Getting Out Together Bitch#Is this anything i dont know that it is#idk onehat fascinates me a lot and im not even gonna touch on the onehats playthroughs where u actually do get the prereqs#i think there is a slight tendency among some fans tocharacterize loop as. more vindictive than they are? i guess?#it's easy to stare down loop's big twohats breakdown and see them bare their fangs and look into their anger#but loop's willingness to fade into nothing and leave siffrin alone shouldnt be forgotten i dont think
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a little bit shy, but styled to die, everybody loves this goyle!
#oh to be a transgender french ghoul wearing a fancy dress#shes leaning on nothing shhhh#the trans colors on her dress are on purpose btw#still mad about the price. fuck you mattel#this took me a week bc school is stressful#monster high#monster high fanart#my art#rochelle goyle#fang vote#monster high dolls
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same guy
#THIRD TIMES GOTTA BE THE CHARM#charlie’s art#more tristamp knives trimax lr shenanigans#they’re so funny to me. ok. i like them a lot#smug angry bastard covering his crippling fear with anger doesn’t know what to do in this situation#scream and cry? commit violence? lots of violence? bluescreen until the problem fixes itself?#a big guy gets defeated by an even Bigger two guys like#like rock paper scissors#waoh… cowboy hat…#bonus points when the bigger guy is friendly but could still kill you. and is a little bit bonkers too.#there’s nothing going on in that albino hedgehog’s noggin except a microwave him and thoughts of a spring wedding#lr looks so good in green.#trigun maximum#trigun stampede#millions knives#nai saverem#livio the double fang#razlo the tri punisher of death#klr#knivio#tripknives#*hum not him
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Small TanFang details I love Pt 2: TAN🐶/K.FANG (Teerak) 💗💗 + their contact photos
Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6
#tanfang#we are#we are the series#we are series#aouboom#*#Watch me never post another part now lol#Idk why this was cute to me it’s really nothing special#But there’s something about tan’s photo in fang’s phone only being him vs fang’s contact being them together#And the emoji makes me think of the interview where aou describes tan as a puppy (as a three words to describe the character thing)#and then boom's keyword was owner of a puppy or something for fang lol
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how i imagine my children looked like when they were still in sinegard and all they had to worry about was exams
#the poppy war#fang runin#chen kitay#yin nezha#sring venka#tpw fanart#i just want my kids to be happy...but they got nothing to smile about in their lives fr </3#my art
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