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i'm reading a batman comic and wow random american moment the writers think brazil speaks spanish.

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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A new dress for Isabela!

While I ultimately enjoyed drawing Isabela lobbing Oscar across the Encanto, I did struggle dramatically with her dress and all its millions of details. The designers working on this movie were insane and I have a DEEP respect for them.

Because I want to draw Isabela consistently, I gave her a brand new dress design with a little previs help from @suundewsstuff! I was looking to make an ultimately more casual, comfortable but still visually striking fit now she's not trying to be Señorita Perfecta all the time!

What do you guys think?

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* I knew you in another life

(kris as the undertale prologue's human swordsman)

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finally figuring out the best boy

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getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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“Reopening” comms!!

For personal reasons I will need money to support myself financially and be a place my siblings can go to if they ever need to. I’m almost out of college so the deadline I’ve created for myself is growing ever closer and I’d really appreciate your help

Commissioning me is a great way to support me and get great art out of it!

Some examples under the cut, and do feel free to haggle prices, I’m not that strong willed lol

Sorry I don’t have many examples of flat colour, just imagine these but without the minimal shading

Shaded

Painted* (give or take a few bucks bc depending on the subject I can struggle a bit)

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HE ESCAPED

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People keep saying “don’t be diabolical, be anthropological” and I’m just so confused. What is that supposed to mean? No really what the fuck do you mean?

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God I fucking wish generative AI would go the way of NFTs

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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creative writing assignments are awesome i wrote a toxic age gap yuri short story and my teacher loved it

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I only follow virgins..are you one?