#fandom wine aunt

[supervillainny]

Like my dudes the weird anti-intergenerational friendships thing is so not my experience of fandom like why would you miss out on so many hilarious wine aunts?

I am so happy to be people’s wine aunt I have real life practical experience of this I can dispense advice and cuddles and rants about the patriarchy with the best of them.

But if you’re uncomfortable with me being 40 that’s fine! Please go enjoy other parts of tumblr 😁

[iamthecomet]

comet

you’re like the really cool aunt that everyone loves that i would look up to if that makes sense

is that weird to say i hope not o_o im sorry if it is

Not weird AT ALL.

I am SO glad I give off cool aunt energy. I could not ask for a better position in this community. I am not responsible enough to be a parent. but I will aunt the shit out of all of you.

I also will never be an aunt so ya'll are the closest I'm getting.

[sleepisoverrated]

My headcanons about Dick Grayson

Dick is touched starved.

Think about it he grew up in a circus, that he considered family, when he was little he always got physical affection and after he was adopted by Bruce he still got some(because lets face it Bruce was a softie for Dick when he was Robin) though a lot less because Bruce isn't a touchy person, but after being fired and going solo he had a lot less physical affection from his loved ones(especially when he had a "falling out" with the Titans and YJ). I think over time he became touched starved, thats why he gives bear hugs and is more affectionate to everyone. AlsoI think it got slightly better when he was Batman and had his Robin. That's why Damian is more clingy with him and allows Dicks affection (He also knows when not to touch)(Also you can't convince me Dick isn't Damians favourite person and that they don't share a father-son relationship (mentor-student, older brother-younger brother, hero-sidekick, hero-fan all of these also aply))

Dick is still angry with Bruce about a lot of things.

How he took away Robin. How he dared give it away without his notice or permission. How he made Robin into a mantle. How he found out he took in Jason and gave him Robin from a newspaper. How he failed Jason and then blamed him. How he didn't say that Jason died. How he wasn't even invited to his funeral. How he kept secret that Jason was alive. How he used a batarang on Jason, almost killing him again, instead of Joker. How he treated Damian when he first came here and sometimes even now. How he purposely separated him from Damian, because he was jealous (of their father-son relationship). How Bruce beat him into submission to join Spyral. How that wasn't the first time Bruce hit him. How Bruce never made a backup plan to extract him from Spyral. How Bruce forgot(got amnesia) him in Spyral. How he lied to his siblings that he went along willingly with it. (If you can't tell I like Angry Dick Grayson fics)

‌Dick and Slade are frenemies.

Basically as long as Dick doesn't interfere with his jobs, they are close friends, but as soon as he interferes they don't hold back from lethal force. I know Slade kidnapped him and kinda tortured him and Dick was obsessed with him to the point of insanity, BUT they both obsessed over one another so much that they know eachother the best and after a while they sorta lost their motivation to constantly fight(though spars are still fair game, the only rule is the other doesn't die) eachother. So now they meet up monthly to bitch and complain about their lives and gossip like old ladies, with some alcohol on a random rooftop. They are the embodiment of don't mix business with pleasure, when they meet on one of Slades jobs they pull out all stops and fight viciously, mercilessly and brutally, but the next day(night?) Slade comes over with the good whiskey and they spend their night watching the rom-coms, because Dick thinks it's funny to force the Terminator to watch them and because he's endlessly amused when Slade actually gets invested in it.

Dick Grayson taught Damian.

About the Romani language/culture, acrobatics, trapeze, circus, travel, all the recipes of Romani dishes that he knows, Romani stories, Robin tricks, stories, secrets (By Romani culture Damian is his son and they both decided to keep that a secret from the others, btw he also learned about Damians Arabic traditions, foods, language). I think that Damian values this more than his inheritance as an Al-Ghul and Wayne, because Dick chose to give his culture and inheritance to him, not because he was obliged to.

...So you seemed to like my rant's/headcanon's *throws cautiously some more headcanons in your direction*... have some more?

P.S. Someone pointed out that there are a lot of canon in the last post instead of headcanon's, but I read so little of the comics that I can't really tell whats canon and whats not.

[elshe]

Uncle Snotlout & ✨Auntie Tuff✨ enjoying some magic tricks with the Haddock Kiddies. An idea that popped into my head a couple nights ago.

[tabieeee]

Chief Engineer Whistle

she/they/he/all/whatever (they have ~all~ the gender)

Whistle is well-liked by their engineering crew for their cheerful and casual personality

Though many have learned the hard way that your boss being fun doesn't mean she won't give you hell for messing around at the wrong time

They are smart about people and see through their bullshit

She likes quietly tricking or trolling folks, either to teach them a lesson, catch them on a lie, or to just plain annoy them for the fun of it

Chill & friendly

Clever & perceptive

Neglectful & overconfident

Shit at planning and organizing

Loves guns, makes guns, carries a gun. gun.

Gives nicknames to almost everyone

Cares for and embarrasses her titan in front of other people

Whistle is an expert on offense/artillery, they have a system of cables/rope setup at the Speaker base and a harness to basically Tarzan around the titan's hangar.

[richiesnotaloserguyscmon]

headcannoning that if neil and todd ever had a kid, they’d call them ‘Andie’ because once charlie made a joke that they’re names together are ‘anderperry’ (we love charlie the og shipper) and when having the baby, neil thought about the joke and shortened it to andie

(if anyone could draw fanart of these sweet little family that would literally revive my soul, thank you <3)

[ashchoo]

Katrinka Mantis!! Odalia’s aunt X]

[genuineformality]

Some SoC Kanej recs for @tlonista because I kept hitting the comment character limit on the post where we were talking about this and am now just putting them into a single place. (This also would have gone faster if I hadn't stopped to read every time I grabbed a link out of my bookmarks and lost the comment on the small internet.)

Incredible Prose, set in more or less canonverse:

a tall ship, and a star to steer her by, by @whatanybodygets (whitherward on ao3): Gorgeous prose and complicated emotions. Inej goes to sea and it's everything she wants and nothing like she expects.

roomy, and drenched in sunlight, also by @whatanybodygets. Inej and Kaz have a baby, but this isn't your niece's babyfic. Complicated, ugly, beautiful, these two fucking morons cannot talk to each other to save their lives.

Stories About Crows, by @marycontraire: A series that is by turns fun, touching, silly, heartbreaking, and realistic. Mary understands the importance of water rights and has a brilliant mind for looking at the shit that Leigh Bardugo made up and taking it to its logical conclusion. Top notch worldbuilding, fab writing.

Service Work, by @linearao3: LinearA's filthy (affectionate), kinky, and gorgeous series, in which she tricks her readers into caring deeply about her beautifully researched fake linguistics. Come for the porn, stay for the fake linguistics and gorgeous prose.

Alternate Universes: I don't know why I find these characters so compelling in AUs, which are not typically my thing, but in looking over my bookmarks, I have a ton of them saved.

save the undone years, by @whatanybodygets (again): Look, just read everything whitherward's written. But this is a WWI battlefield hospital AU and it just hits. It's honestly one of the best things I've read in the fandom.

Murder Ballad and Child Ballad, @linearao3: LinearA's filthy and touching a/b/o series, in which she looked at all of the most interesting parts of a/b/o dynamics, stuck it in the Grishaverse, and world-built like her life depended on it. Want to know what the economics of Ketterdam might look like in between the breeding kink? She's got you covered.

Latte Art, by @pyrrhlc: A coffee shop AU with teeth and one of the few written by someone with barista experience (Kaz spends a shocking, but realistic amount of time doing inventory). The whole series is fun, surprisingly high stakes in places, and one of my favorite modern AUs.

The Four Seasons, by @totchipanda: Slooooooow burn fake dating modern AU done well. Unfinished, but I happen to know that Totchi is still actively working on it. It's by turns a fun romp and an interesting take on modern AUs.

all these hours between us, by CoralAcacia: A college hacker AU, single chapter, but I return to this embarrassingly often. It's well written and nicely poignant in the insane pining.

@capinejghafa is also doing an author rec series here on tumblr where she's making gifs of faves along with posts, and honestly, what a delight that is.

[theshadeblindcolor]

Quick art I did on a 5 hour bus ride of my favorite wine-aunt

Don’t mind that I draw him in jeans and a slutty red button up, I think it’s so funny.

[nanukanal]

good morning krabat fandom on tumblr, i've decided to contribute unwanted content into your tag space 🖤

my ass rewatched the movie and like, okay, listen, i hate the master from the books but for some reason he's become a problematic fav for me when i watch the movie

like he's a lot more approachable than in the book imo but yea anyway before I butter everything up too much 💣

i do what I want so I made an oc x canon yes kill me idc

she started as a crack oc but i'm having a little too much fun with her so I just decided to throw this at the fandom, so this is rosmund

rosmund is from the region where the Harz/Brocken is and every easter her ass shows up at master's place whilst the boys are out 🪤

idk exactly what I'll do with her but I decided she's a witch and belongs to also this lowkey cursed sisterhood and their main thing is like fire (so they can like teleport through fire and just do cool shit or smth 😔)

And they have to sacrifice three members each year to keep their fire going and for that they have two more lives lmfao 💥

like essentially if you die, you get burned and can rise out of your ashes like twice but well the price is like, three of your 'sisters' have to perish in the fire each year (awesome 👍🏼😎)

anyway she probably met him like three hundred years ago at Walpurgisnacht and she keeps being a pest but for some reason he lets her stick around #truelove (their origins shall forever be a mystery)

[feralshadowdemon]

try not to mischaracterize female characters challenge (failed by many)

[e-wills-afterhours]

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

I feel as though I owe an explanation:

I stepped away from fanfiction for a good, hot minute for several reasons. Some practical (work-life balance issues; I am a full-time women's health care provider and busy mother to my two kids IRL) and some personal (the waning of the fandom, the perceived lack of interest in my writing, which apparently is not the case if some mutuals and people on A03 have anything to say about it, morality concerns over being viewed as predominantly a smut writer, etc.). I will try to start producing new HTTYD/Hiccstrid content again--mainly in an effort to complete the Affairs au, and to dust off my writing skills in anticipation of staring original content which I'm sure most of you don't even remotely care about, but I care, so there's that. Writing is also therapeutic for me.

I still know nothing about doodlesquat happening within the remains of the fandom right now. I've learned to keep to myself. I haven't the foggiest idea how relevant I still am, but I suppose I can resume writing for all two of you who are still patiently waiting for me to publish content.

[sukibenders]

Percy Jackson being the uncle to Uma and Ariel is so funny. Like I know those family reunions be a blast.

[writer-of-various]

As another holiday season comes up, I want to do some fun games with yall, polls and quizzes and requests and all that fun stuff. So if anyone has ideas, feel free to let me know. Make sure to check out my account for polls, some of them may be a one day poll (wish there was more options than a day and a week)

Anyways, let's get ready to end this year and buckle up for a new one!

Oh, and keep an eye out Cold War lovers, the Wine Aunt Trio is making a comeback.

[i-am-having-an-emotion]

i've reblogged memes to this effect but uhhhhh consider this your OFFICIAL WARNING that i am going to become INSUFFERABLE on december 20th (two days from now) when the pjo show drops. i will be absolutely unendurable, completely impossible to live with, but i will also be tagging my shit #pjo show so block that right now if you're worried about spoilers or if you don't want to be annoyed by me.

[lisbetadair]

Brain: Counter Terror

Fingers: Counter Terroir