#fancy rants

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

Mad respect for season 1 Jay who swung upside down on a wrecking ball and saved his parents, for the deeply mistrusting season 4 jay who snapped at master of invisibility for trying to sit with them and who suggested they split up their team to not be ganged up on by the other masters (a strategist and deeply mistrusting person :D) For season 5 jay whos first order as leader was to steal the scroll of airjjtsu and for season 6 Jay who dared tease Nadakahn for his accent while being held hostage on his ship, knowing that his friends have just been captured by this all powerful being and finally for the petty bastard Jay in season 7 who insisted on throwing around Krux’ s pottery because he kidnapped his parents??? 🥂

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

Yes!!!!!! 100% agree. This also fuels a really sad Jay hc that I have though. (More under the cut)

⚠️Trigger warning depicts of death / self harm⚠️

Basically it involves Jay trying to off himself many times. The first, after Zane died (rebooted), mabey drug OD (given his tv show host status it seems likely). Then, when Nya merged with the sea, by pitching himself off the lighthouse. Both attempts failed because his powers re-started his heart and kick started his immune system to heal his body’s damage quickly. He also rediscovers this ability when he wakes up with no memories except a vague memory of a djin and a bunch of unknown voices in his head calling his name and tries to shot himself in the head only for him to pass out and wake up hours later, perfectly fine and realised that a single bullet wound isn’t enough to kill him. Then he just sits there and cries for a while with the realisation that after everything that he’s been through the FSM won’t ever let him go.

I think Jay canonically not dying even once in the entire show is really funny.

But also it gave me the idea for my fave headcanon for him ever a while ago so, Jay fandom this is for you;

Unless Jay gets any of his vital organs damaged [Ex. him getting large amound of sea water in his lungs in Seabound], he can't die.

If he gets thrown/crushed by something and his heart enters cardiac arrest without damage to any of his organs?

His lighting powers would just, automatically re-start his heart if it were to stop.

Not only that, but depending on the wound and the organ, his lightning can also turn off his nerves because of the sudden adrenaline rush, so he can't feel the said pain unless the adrenaline wears off.

If he were to get beaten to death, he can't die unless his entire body bleeds to multiple organ failures and he won't feel the pain of it until he loses the adrenaline rush he's in due to the said blood loss.

TLDR: Jay's lighting powers are his built in Defibrillator unless he fucks up his vital organs and bleeds to death/organ failure.

[secretsimpleness]

Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware

[thestrongestjewel]

Cocoapowder is so funny to me because I can DISTINCTLY imagine the horror on Chara's face as they realize they not only caught feelings (something I'm sure they're scared of already) but for Clover of all people (embarrassing) (they'd prefer to just die again) and I appreciate you helping me realize this with your art

oh this is so real

cocoapowder in any context is a funny ship dynamic to think about, you got this kid that has convinced themselves all their life that humans are the worst thing to ever happen

and then you get this other kid, who's love for humanity shows

i feel like chara would be throughly in denial at first, since by catching feelings for clover their whole world view falls appart, this whole narrative they'd created about humans being all rotten to the core was wrong

they're wrong about humanity, thus, they're wrong about themselves

accepting they have feelings for clover(or any human for that matter) is accepting there's good in them

anyway here ya go have a whole comic about this LMAOOO

[rodolfoparras]

Content tags; somnophilia

Cant help but imagine Gaz sprawled out on his bed, out cold after a long mission, laying on his stomach with white thin sheets barely covering him.

You gently creep closer to him, an endeared smile on your face as you take in the sight of your sleeping boyfriend.

He looks absolutely beautiful with the stream of light shining down on his naked ass and back, the peaceful look painted on his face, black lashes resting upon scrunched up cheeks and mouth parted as soft snores leave his lips.

As you go to cover him up properly, you hear small sounds tumble past his lips, face scrunching up as he fidgets around on the sheets.

At first you think he’s having a nightmare, hand gently caressing his cheek to help him relax. However you quickly notice he’s grinding upon the mattress , and nothing on his face resembles a look of fear along with that, the sounds escaping his lips remind you of something else.

You feel your cock stir in your pants as your mind registers that he must be having a wet dream and you quickly make your way over to the other end of the bed, where his feet lay.

The bed creaks as you crawl up the sheets before nestling yourself between his legs.

You calloused hands drag along his thighs, gently kneading the flesh and hearing the way he lets out a contented sigh at your touch.

Your thumbs easily dig into the cleft off his ass and part his cheeks, his puckered hole now on full display as you eagerly drink in the sight of him.

Gaz only lets out a slight sound of confusion before settling back down again.

It doesn’t take long before you’re delving in between his cheeks, his musky scent engulfing your senses as you swipe your tongue along the cleft of his ass, feeling the way he slightly buckles into your mouth.

You deliver another wet stroke to his hole, before slowly circling his rim, easing the ring of muscle before working your tongue inside him.

This time around you hear rustling of the sheets as more small noises tumble past his lips. You continue fucking your tongue into him til you feel his body tremble and til the soft noises turn into full blown moans.

By the time he stirs awake, spit’s dribbling dow his thighs and cheeks, back arching up as he turns to look, wide awake and eager to have you fuck him.

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

Literally this!!!!! It’s such a shame that his lack of self confidence is his biggest weakness. He would be such a badass if he didn’t get in his own way. His skill set also makes me believe that he would be the ninja who could adjust back into a normal life with a regular old job the best. He could literally go back to performing, hosting, mechanics, engineering man would be mad successful if he didn’t self sabotage. Also, the scariest thing about Jay’s insecurities is actually the fact that it’s one of the most realistic weaknesses a person can have tbh. When you think about it, it’s not a ‘heroic weakness’ like survivors guilt or a self sacrificing tendency or righteous anger like most of the other ninja have but it’s easily the most common and relatable weakness (in my opinion, that is).

You know, the interesting part of Jay's character is the amount of talents and hobbies that the guy shows to have throughout the show and that because he is so focused on his pessimism, he does not realize that he has them and only ends up sinking in his own insecurity and self-sabotage. Like, canonically Jay is good at carpentry (since he supposedly builds bird houses), inventing, cooking, writing poetry, dancing, skating, painting, and depending or not on whether or not he already knew how to do this before s12, he also knows how to play the electric guitar. And there's no need to mention fighting and the fact that he managed to make a tv show.

Jay's biggest problem is that his faith investement skills are shit. So he himself doesn't take all of these things into account and seeks to lie even when he easily has the largest skill catalog on the team and has the energy to be good at so different things.

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

Jay’s Hair Theory pt2

Unlike the other elements which are healing and regimenting, like earth and water, lightning is an element that drains the user like a battery over time. As time goes on the visible signs of the strains of using his powers begin to show through the increased number of Lichtenberg scars across his body. Signs of energy drainage also started showing in his hair. The longer Jay uses his powers, specifically when he uses them excessively his hair begins to turn white. At first it’s just a few white strands that he thinks are there due to stress. After Skybound the ends of his hair turn white and after Prime Empire half his head was cover in white hairs. He started dying his hair different shades of red, brown and random bright colours to hide it from the others so that they don’t stress about it.

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

YES you’re definitely on to something !!! Even ‘Pretender’ is so accurate to Jay as well. I mean just look at the lyrics

AJR songs are so Jay core like LOOK AT THE SONGS ( Weak, 100 bad days, maybe man, world's smallest violin, Yes I'm a mess )

[chamerionwrites]

People are going to call me ungrateful for this but on my personal list of petty pet peeves I absolutely despise being gifted tchotchkes. I’ve lived most of my adulthood in apartments with limited storage space and I hate waste. Please please please PLEASE just get me a gift card or a food item or nothing at all idc how impersonal or unoriginal it feels to you

[endwersed]

what happened to just backing out of a fic if it goes a direction you're not a fan of

[sxmplychxrry]

genuinely hate pressures new fuck ass update like wtf do you mean instead of more deep sea creatures we get some stupid ass angel and a walking statue. it doesn't even feel like pressure anymore it's just another rip off of doors atp at least stick to the games original thing and use different sea creatures ?? not just random entities. you're in a submarine not in a haunted hotel, entities have literally no room in this game unless they're the collaborative special event ones like being able to see rush or ambush ,, or the doors room[s].

like whose idea was it to do this 💀 it's not fun nor is it creative it's just lazy work to get the games interaction back up.

[fancypersonaskeletonturtle]

Oooo I’ve actually been thinking about this for a while!!! So my lil headcanon is that he has a giant back tattoo idk of what. A lightning dragon??? And eventually he lowkey forgets about it and forgets to tell everyone about it. He also rarely walks around shirtless and usually wears long oversized hoodies and multiple layers so no one knows about it until on day he’s casually training shirtless and everyone’s like: Jay!!!! What’s that on your back!!!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who headcanons that Jay has tattoos!

I headcanon that he has a mask tattoo in the back of his neck, and a sun and a moon tattoo in his ankles. Maybe something on his wrist too. Idk.

What do you think?

[velvet-games]

okay shitty aunt finally commented on my weight sorta <3 sick to fucking death of people thinking I started working out again cause I want to lose weight. no I fucking don't. no I fucking don't and that's very confusing to your very small brain isn't it?? if I wanted to lose weight I would be dieting and if I was dieting I wouldn't have deadlifted over 100 fucking lbs yesterday. christ. I don't want to feel like my body is withering away anymore.

[bookshelfdreams]

americans learn what the middle ages are challenge

[little-devil-art]

[Lucifer]💙

Something casual I drew, as it is his birthday today!! I love him a lot hihi 👉👈

[thatlinkclickfan]

Ayyyee this is such an accurate analysis!!! Cheng Xiaoshi and his efforts both towards the company and the house hold are so under appreciated. Lu Guang really is just their over grown house cat.

I always thought Qiao Ling was so harsh on Cheng Xiaoshi whenever she claimed that Lu Guang does most of the work. I now realise that she just made this assumption because all this time she never knew how the boys conducted their work. Also wonders why Cheng Xiaoshi never stood up for himself and realise that he can’t explain his contributions to the business without revealing the methods he and Lu use to gain the information they need.