#fan problems

[arwenadreamer]

And where do you keep your Funkos (with or without box)? Tell me in the tags.

[drarry-we-meet]

That feeling when you’re in the mood to read a very specific fanfic with just the right pairing, just the right tropes, just the right balance of angst, fluff, smut that matches your current mood, ❤️‍🔥 aaaand none of the fics in your faves list nor your ‘to be read’ list are ticking those boxes. 😢 And you realize if you want to read this very specific fic that your soul is craving; you’re gonna have to write it yourself😱😭…. I’m exhausted, and I just want someone else to randomly spawn my dream fic ok? 😂

[edgyparrot]

Wer kann schon ohne Liebe sein?/Who can be without love?

Even in a relationship as doomed as the de Winters’, there are the moments in between the shouting matches, away from the betrayal, there are those tiny grains of affection and hope, where Mr. and Mrs. de Winter can get it together, in the face of situations more disastrous than their marriage.

Not every moment in the two decades of marriage was hostile, and we’re here, cherry picking the good bits, to imagine them in a collection of fluffy one-shots.

It couldn’t have all been bad, right? Right?!?

#rexim for the weakminded

@maliania

[erraticprocrastinator]

If I had a dollar for every well-dressed, manipulative, cunning mass-murderer with a funny staff thing that I got emotionally attached to, I’d have $2.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s completely predictable weird that it happened twice.

(And yes, guys, I know it’s a sceptre, and I know it’s a microphone)

[not-mary-sue]

The temptation to write fan fiction for fandoms that I alone am in and nobody will read

[thetimetraveler24]

Does anyone know if there’s any Good Omens tshirt merch that ISN’T Bildad the Shuhite’s face pasted 100 times or AZ Fell and Co? Because I like the AZ Fell stuff. And I like Bildad as much as the next person but I don’t like full in color faces on my shirts. Like cartoony designs of people is good, monocolor people is okay (ie eras tour shirts), and line art kind of designs are okay.

But guys I like SUBTLE merch. Bildad is not subtle. I adore him, but he’s not subtle.

[xinambercladx]

I'm brimming with ideas.

... and yet I'm stuck filing taxes. I just want to write my fanfiction.

Cad Bane needs his sports car ship back.

[caelenath]

When you want to spend some time with your blorbo, but there isn't a fic that matches your mood, and you don't want to write one yourself either.

[estellamiraiauthor]

The saddest fucking thing is when you want to fangirl (fanboy/fanperson/just plain fan) over a character but it’s your own fucking OC who no one gives a damn about but you but WTF I might commission more art anyway.

[mellarked-katnisseverdeen]

So happened to be writing some Johale, and now I crave Johanna x Gale fannart. Have yet to see even a single peice of it and never have I felt so much rage that I can't art.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[dianneking]

Isn’t that the epitome of being ok? the problem is when they don’t kiss and just keep pining for each other and being idiots in love! 

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

[edgyparrot]

I am pretty certain that our neighbours already wonder who the heck this Rebecca person is we constantly yell at

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Just opened my fic document and found this

Thanks, past me. Incredibly helpful.

[bluemoonscape]

Big fan of characters who “kill” their younger selves. Characters who resent the past version of themselves for letting them get hurt, who look at that kid and feel revolted by the foreignness of it. Characters who feel they have to cut the child out of them like a tumor because it’s hurting them too much and if I don’t kill you you’ll kill me. Nearly nothing remaining of that past self but for the little connections and mannerisms they can’t kick, and when it shines through, it’s a terrible, tragic thing, because the child is still in there. It’s in there and it’s grotesque in its suffocation. But it’s there.