#falsettos headcanon

[pastapastapastapastapasta]

💥SICKENING HORRIBLE FALSETTOS HEADCANON💥

Wgen Marvin is drunk and whizzer walk into a room he sings the “whizzerrrr whizzerrr whizzerrrr whiiizzeerrrrr” thing that he Trina and Jason sang………. And whizzer is like stoooooppp aughhh stooppp🙂‍↔️

[musicals-like-thats-it]

Headcanon:

Mendel kisses Trina’s forehead a lot, just in case constant lip kisses are too much.

[dance-like-an-idiot]

talking with @n0picturespls about falsettos headcanons and:

jason would eat chess pieces while playing chess, not because he was losing of course, but because he wanted to confuse them. and cause he was getting a little bored playing against marvin (mr takes-two-minutes-to-make-a-move) or whizzer (mr distracts-jason-every-two-seconds-so-he-doesnt-have-to-play-for-the-eighth-time-this-week)

[jason-falsettos]

Jason the flavour of autism where he makes "too many" facial expressions and Marvin the flavour of autism where he just stares at you

[muscular-lettuce]

Marvin is sooo autism to me... I think he bites his nails alot and rocks back and forth on his heels when uncomfortable. Not only does he have a love for meteorology but I think he loves music too. He hugs himself because he likes the pressure and sometimes he squeezes his eyes shut for a few minutes because it feels nice

[real-odark]

"gay whizzer" i say, the crowd applauds

"gay marvin" i say, the crowd cheers

"bigender sunscreen and coca cola, sandcastle destroying, shark tooth collecting, hawaiian shirt, disney towel, beach vacation stepdad mendel." i say. the crowd vanishes.

[faggotthatwilldie]

Marvin and Whizzer have a cat and Whizzer overfeeds it, Marvin never ceases to say that he’s fat and Whizzer looks absolutely shocked and betrayed and says “he’s not fat, he’s just chubby”

[local-falsettos-obsession]

Act 2 Whizzer is definitely the ultimate Yapper. Cordelia and Mendel are in 2nd and 3rd respectively. Trina will be at the door picking up Jason and starts to make small talk with Whizzer and the first thing she says “Oh are you coming to Jason’s baseball game in Wednesday?” and Whizzer gets going and suddenly Trina and Jason doesn’t leave until like 2 hours after intended. Whizzer started with “Yup! I love watching Jason play!” And somehow ended that yapping session with “Spaghetti is really good, y’know?” Before Marvin quite literally had to get him to forcibly shut up so Trina and Jason can go home. At their little family gatherings they’re devoted a portion of it to “Whizzer’s talk time” along with Marginally shorter portions for Cordelia, Mendel, and little for Marvin cause Marvin is a “if-you-bring-up-one-of-his-fixations-you’re-getting-an-ear-full” kinda yapper. Whizzer starts to talk out of nowhere and everyone knows there’s no escaping another 2 1/2 hour yapping session. Cordelia, Mendel, and Marvin get like 25-45 minutes each and Whizzer gets like 5x the amount because he’s such a BIG yapper. That 2 year break really infected him with yapper disease

[yourfavoritehasocd]

Whizzer Brown from Falsettos HAS OCD!

[dyke-ulaura]

kinda crazy how back in 2019 people saw Marvin Hits Trina and thought ‘oh my god I cant believe Marvin abuses Whizzer’

[richie-shitlips]

if you're still accepting asks, more Marvin headcannons please I need more of how you view the Marvin trilogy because ive been thinking of it all day🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

i'm always accepting asks !! especially about my specialest little guy!!

he really likes Monty Python (favorite joke is "no one expects the spanish inquisition!")

always says he's an inch taller than he actually is

sunburns really easy. marvin and trina's honeymoon was hell cause he got sunburnt and she was pregnant and it was all a mess (i imagine they went to hawaii or something? it's funny to imagine them on a beach)

is convinced that all lesbians have magic powers. charlotte tells him that's stupid but cordelia agrees

not specifically about marvin but in my brain the trilogy takes place in the same universe as the seven husbands of evelyn hugo. stemming off of that, marvin probably had a crush on don adler in high school

hates his birthday

was genuinely scared after fake shooting the maid and she pretended to be dead, he thought for a second that it had been loaded since he found it and he actually killed someone, but he immediately started mocking the maid's acting afterwards to cover it up- i put a part of this into chapter four of my In Trousers fic, which will probably be posted in the next week!

viewed jason's birth as his own funeral (like how he viewed his wedding as his death in three seconds)

random but that boy cannot fucking rollerskate

i've talked a little about this before, but i was thinking about how they're all heavily implied to be ashkenazi and i've decided that marvin is german (because i am playing marvin in an amateur production and i speak german). he's no where near fluent (neither am i) but he does call his parents mutti and vati and they spoke german around the house when he was younger, so he knows a little bit and will revert back a bit when he's regressing

"it's the promise of a perfect star / who's me" - the nausea before the game, i like to imagine (and play) this line as him reassuring trina that he's okay cause i don't think she was 100% oblivious to the fact that he was uncomfortable and i don't believe that trina would keep going if she sensed he wasn't having a good time

his guilty pleasure is cowboy movies. i will not elaborate

i think for a while he would push whizzer away in public because he was scared they'd get hurt, even with things like standing close together or something

on the same note, he used to hate using the word queer to describe himself, but by falsettoland, he's more comfortable with it

was probably a spelling bee kid (woah cross musical stuff!)

thank you for inviting me to ramble about the blorbo it is very fun!!!

[sefusian]

sad whizzer hc but is more of an analysis

I'm sorry for breaking y'alls hearts today falsettos tumblr but a cruel hc i've had float around for a while now is that... what if whizzer went to jason's baseball game not because he just wanted to but because he knew he was going to die soon?

the facts:

it's implied (borderline explicitly) that marvin wasn't with anyone within the two year gap of their breakup and the baseball game, alongside the fact that marvin is strict about relationships and monogamy. and with what we know of his playboy nature, it's likely that whizzer probably slept around to cope with the breakup and fulfill his needs, in contrast.

so it's plausible that whizzer contracted HIV from someone he slept with and had it spread to marvin; in "something bad is happening - reprise," charlotte states this fact (moreso how both marv and whizz have HIV, not who got it from who) + "good men get better with age/we're just gonna skip that stage" in "what would i do?" .

if we follow this theory, it makes sense why whizzer was the only one (first, more specifically) to suffer violently from the effects of HIV/AIDS: he had it for longer. and because he didn't take action/notice sooner - and it was the 80s, where awareness and treatment for the virus was neglected due to the good ol reagans! (/s) - he went before marvin.

notes:

im not a reliable source for knowledge on HIV/AIDS because im just a dumbass that pretends to know things - tho i did try my best to fact check the bare minimum for this.

im also not a very articulate person and interpret things weirdly in comparison to everyone i know so i might not be making any sense at all. sorry 🙏

(this is prob unnecessary but i have this mindset) you are in no way obligated to consider this theory/hc at all just because it appeared in the tag/your feed. enjoy your media how you like :)

[latefordinner-lateagain]

I tried a new rendering style…never again but here’s Jason with braces

[jason-falsettos]

One of my favourite Falsettos headcanons in the entire world if whoever suggested that Jason and Whizzer become pen pals after Whizzer was the school photographer

[bratmobiler]

HEY!!! HEY THEATRE KID!!!

tell me some of your musical theatre opinions!!! popular, unpopular, hot takes, headcanons, anything!!! i want to know!!

[real-odark]

whizzer "marvin doesn't share my devotion to style" brown

whizzer "keep your head in the box eye on the ball take a breath and let it out and swing" brown

whizzer brown who was the best on his team in high school, and had a really nice scholarship for baseball at his dream college to pursue his dream of being a professional player, but dropped out to go to an art college for photography and fashion, a personal passion he'd never have another chance to get into.