#falsettos headcanon

[notreallysurreal]

headcanon that one time, marvin and whizzer were in a hotel and they ordered food up to their room and when the room service lady got there with the food, whizzer answered. he said to her, "oh my god, youre so pretty !!" as a genuine compliment, but the room service lady was one of THOSE people and said, "i have a boyfriend"

whizzer gave her a weird look and said, "yeah, me too"

and from the room,, marvin was sat on the bed and gave the loudest, single "ha" laugh ever (kinda like when whizzer says "ha, dont be a fool" in ttofl but louder)

[pastapastapastapastapasta]

💥SICKENING HORRIBLE FALSETTOS HEADCANON💥

Wgen Marvin is drunk and whizzer walk into a room he sings the “whizzerrrr whizzerrr whizzerrrr whiiizzeerrrrr” thing that he Trina and Jason sang………. And whizzer is like stoooooppp aughhh stooppp🙂‍↔️

[musicals-like-thats-it]

Headcanon:

Mendel kisses Trina’s forehead a lot, just in case constant lip kisses are too much.

[dance-like-an-idiot]

talking with @n0picturespls about falsettos headcanons and:

jason would eat chess pieces while playing chess, not because he was losing of course, but because he wanted to confuse them. and cause he was getting a little bored playing against marvin (mr takes-two-minutes-to-make-a-move) or whizzer (mr distracts-jason-every-two-seconds-so-he-doesnt-have-to-play-for-the-eighth-time-this-week)

[milolovesbmc]

Elaborating because I'm insane about this silly thing I came up with...

I think he would be an art enthusiast as in like, collecting paintings, discussing symbolism and stuff in paintings, you know all that stuff!! No actual painting or anything, he doesn't seem like the kinda guy to be into that?

This came to me after I watched the OBC recording and noticed this enormous painting (Dance, the one where a bunch of people are holding hands in a circle and dancing naked, its really well known I think) in one of the bits with Marvin's apartment, also, the flower painting hanging above the bed during what more can I say is worth mentioning too (I'm so mad they didn't keep it in the revival)

Anyways, act 1 Marvin using his knowledge on art symbolism and history to appear smart, he has paintings hung around the house (him and Trina's house), but they're like carefully picked out, they're all very formal and mostly dark and he picks them out to impress.

When he moves out after the divorce he takes all of the paintings down and takes them with him, something about the paintings being really expensive and he spent so much time picking them out, and he isn't just going to leave them there, no one's gonna appreciate them like he does.

When he moves in with Whizzer (still in act 1) he tries to hang the paintings in the new apartment, but they just don't fit in, and they don't feel quite right, he insists on hanging them up but he always ends up taking them down. Whizzer doesn't like them (or at least he tells Marvin so when they fight), which gives Marvin all the more reasons to insist on hanging them up. Some of them are hung up but they're crooked or don't fit in with the decor, the rest are forgotten in a box.

After he kicks Whizzer out he takes them all down and they're all officially forgotten.

BUT, during the two year break, once he's getting better, he redecorates his house, that mostly means getting new paintings that actually fit in. He mentions his passion for collecting paintings and art to Charlotte and Cordelia one day, they all start going to art galleries and thrift shops. This time around, Marvin gets paintings he just thinks look good, some of them are cheap and some of them are a bit out there, but he doesn't care.

Also, with him becoming friends with Charlotte and Cordelia he starts feeling better about being queer and accepting it and everything, and that's where the dick paintings come in. He hangs them around his house and he's really proud of them (he's so weird I love him)

Once he gets back with Whizzer, they start going on actual dates, they're not fancy or anything like that, but they start going to art galleries together and looking at all the art because Marvin really enjoys that. He makes comments on the paintings, but this time he doesn't try to seem smart and he doesn't use fancy words and he doesn't reference art history, he just talks about what he thinks about it and why he likes it, and he always makes a point of asking Whizzer what he thinks about it. They eventually start going to them more and more and Marvin always tries to get a print or a painting to put in their apartment. Whizzer starts bringing his camera along when he knows they'll be going to one and taking pictures (This one's for the Photographer Whizzer fans)

OKAY LAST THING I SWEAR; the flower painting above their bed (in what more can I say) is the first one Marvin got after Whizzer moved back in, make of that what you will!!

This was indeed not-so-subtle symbolism btw, who would've guessed!

This would probably be better off as a fanfic but I literally like, cannot write for the life of me, so if SOMEHOW someone wants to write a fic about this, not only do you have my permission and encouragement, but I WILL kiss you on the mouth if you do. I'm literally begging someone to write something about this.

You can blame @legiterallylunar for encouraging me btw

Art enthusiast Marvin. Do you understand.

[eviltw1nk]

Marvin and Whizzer play rock paper scissors to see who tops nightly

[jason-falsettos]

Jason the flavour of autism where he makes "too many" facial expressions and Marvin the flavour of autism where he just stares at you

[muscular-lettuce]

Marvin is sooo autism to me... I think he bites his nails alot and rocks back and forth on his heels when uncomfortable. Not only does he have a love for meteorology but I think he loves music too. He hugs himself because he likes the pressure and sometimes he squeezes his eyes shut for a few minutes because it feels nice

[youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer]

Please I beg of you I am down on my knees, not like Whizzer tho not going down to Florida, nvm that, DRAW MARVIN AND WHIZZER WITH MARVIN TERRIFIED OF A SPIDER AND WHIZZER TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN ITS ALL I THINK ABOUT ITS ALL I WANT IN LIFE I UGHHHH I NEED MARVIN AS A STUPID LITTLE SCAREDY CAT

Whizzer then promptly captured the spider with a cup and paper and released it back outside

[kaydeneatsboys]

TV /FILM GENRES I THINK FALSETTOS CHARACTERS WOULD LIKE!!!

Marvin- sitcoms

whizzer - rom coms or satires

Jason- slasher (LIKE HALLOWEEN)

Charlotte - horror

Cordelia- cooking channels (obviously)

Trina -drama

mendel- reality tv but like ones that are lowkey asss

[poormissgoldberg]

in trousers marvin headcanons.. (except for some im brutally honest and don't sugarcoat him)

- cannot sympathise with anyone, especially the women in his life (other then miss goldberg) if he needs to sympathise with a woman he will pretend she's a man (though it doesn't help much)

- very rarely goes to school. if he's at home there's a 50/50 chance he lays in his bed all day and does nothing but cry

- enjoys artists like Lesley Gore and The Ronnettes. does NOT tell anyone because he thinks it's 'too feminine' for a boy to like

- does not go to gym class. ever. he's terrified he'll have to face his gay thoughts when he enters the changing room

- very smart, but is failing most of his classes due to not attending and lack of effort

- autism, grandiosity and npd

- had a psychiatrist, MUCH better then mendel but he still hated him with everything in his body

- cannot be present during sex ed. he will scream and laugh at the word 'penis'

[real-odark]

"gay whizzer" i say, the crowd applauds

"gay marvin" i say, the crowd cheers

"bigender sunscreen and coca cola, sandcastle destroying, shark tooth collecting, hawaiian shirt, disney towel, beach vacation stepdad mendel." i say. the crowd vanishes.

[yougottodiesometime]

does anyone ever think about how whizzer isn’t even, that stylish, still love him for it but a tight fitting pair of trousers, a jacket and shirt with complimentary colours to one another, bro sit ur ass back down 😭

(guys i’m actually whizzer brown don’t come for me)

[local-falsettos-obsession]

In fanfics it’s always younger Charles being more confident in his sexuality, however I would like to propose to you: Older Erik being the one who’s more confident in his sexuality out of the two. Imagine Erik dragging Charles to a Chappell Roan concert and Charles is just confused as fuck next to Erik, carefully made pink bows and flower stickers stuck to his helmet by the students with a bright ass pink shirt (all topped off with the pink cowboy hat ON TOP of the helmet, of course). “We’re at the Pink Pony Club, Charles” “Wtf does that mean” (Yes that is inspired by this post: https://www.tumblr.com/tomboxed/759740641763835904/i-dont-know-how-this-came-to-be-dont-ask-me-it?source=share)

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[rowansterdotcom]

More falsettos headcanons I pulled out my butt/made up on the spot

-anytime whizzer walks past Marvin that ass is getting a slap. Everytime

-all of them would love little shop of horrors. I am projecting

-marvin has the worst fucking handwriting ever

-Mendel is the shitest driver ever

-Trina can paint. She’s an amazing painter say it TRINA IS AMAZING AT PAINTING. I HAVE A FUCKING GUN TO YOUR HEAD. COMPLIMENT HER FUCKING PAINTING

-I’m saying this again because it’s oh so special to me but Marvin plays piano he tried to teach Jason but Jason did not give a single fuck

-Cordelia has those weird aunt wall decors that say something like uhh eat with big fork and spoon behind the word eat in cursive

[faggotthatwilldie]

Marvin and Whizzer have a cat and Whizzer overfeeds it, Marvin never ceases to say that he’s fat and Whizzer looks absolutely shocked and betrayed and says “he’s not fat, he’s just chubby”