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got his ass!!!!!!!

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red wine supernova is so whizzer going down

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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For such a freaky fandom, there’s a disappointing lack of freaky content😞

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Imagine this:

You wake up next to a man, and you’re happy.

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something tells me they might be simply tragic ..

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every day i ask the internet “are we going to be normal about jews today?” and every day a comically large anvil falls on my head

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BREAKING MY SILENCE!!

Eggies over spinach over toast sounds delicious😞

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If I see one more person characterizing Whizzer as a slutty little twink I am going to fucking LOSE IT

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I fucking hate being told I’m not Jewish because I’m not religious. Whenever I talk about my experiences at least one person (who is always actually not Jewish) has to pipe in and go “yeah but you’re not actually Jewish” SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

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HE LOOKS LIKE A BORZOI IM GONNA CRY

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falsettos

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Hai…….. miss Goldberg…… my wife!!!!!

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There are times when I'm having a good day but then I remember the song A Breakfast Over Sugar exists.

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For such a freaky fandom, there’s a disappointing lack of freaky content😞