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a deleted fucking scene of elphie and glinda jumping on the bed and screaming “give me a bounce”, “I like it”, “it’s nice oh!”, “that’s what I’m talking about”, “this is good” and it end with Glinda squealing in joy you know the downstairs neighbors were gagged

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It's the fact that he pulls him in by the tie

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i feel like i’m interrupting something

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Marvin turns into a horse

Mendel...a marevin behind you...

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He definitely secretly loves that stupid tie

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Falsettos unpopular opinions because two people asked for this and honestly I don’t give a fuck anymore. I want to state this isn’t in response to anyone in particular, though, and if you get offended by any of these think about why. For a good reason? Please tell me and I’d love to debate it, truly. For a petty reason? You’re simply part of the problem.

1. They are Jewish. End of story. If I see anything related to Christianity or Christmas or whatever the fuck with them… shut up. Yes Whizzer is half-Jewish, yes in the revival Cordelia isn’t Jewish (WHICH BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER POINT ILL GET INTO LATER), yes they are most likely secular as evidenced by Mendel’s “religions just a trap” and ‘Days Like This’, no this does not give you the right to ignore their ETHNICITY AND CULTURE.

2. It’s okay to like the revival more. It’s not okay to ignore the original just because you get blinded by conventionally attractive men. Going to my Cordelia point, she’s Jewish in the original, her line ‘Shiksa caterer’ is ‘Kosher caterer’. Again it’s fine if your headcanons and fanfics and fanarts are based on the revival, I love it too, but stop acting like it’s the only version.

3. Whizzer’s entire personality does not revolve around being gay. He’s not a sassy twink. He’s a full grown man with issues that need to be addressed. Again, I reiterate, he is not a twink. Stop. Drawing. Him. Skinny. And. Hairless. I don’t care if ‘ oh but but that’s just my art style!’ Shut up.

4. Correlated to the above point, here are things Whizzer is not: a prostitute, a drug addict, relying on Marvin for everything, a twink (saying that again to get it through peoples fucking skulls), innocent. I’m 100% positive if the people who had these headcanons watched the OBC version of the show they’d never continue to advocate for them… once more I’m begging you guys to look past Andy Randy’s beautiful face and actually use critical thinking skills when it comes to Whizzer.

5. Short but (not) sweet: don’t claim to understand Marvin if you haven’t watched In Trousers. Just don’t.

6. If you flat out hate any character in the show, you’re wrong. Yes I’m still mad about the Mendel thing; if you think any one character is worse than the rest and isn’t just a fully human person with flaws and nuance, you don’t understand the musical as well as you claim.

7. It’s not the ‘gay’ musical. If you like falsettos for Whizzvin and nothing else, please, just… I don’t even know. There’s so much more to it than ‘ooo boys kissing.’ Please grow up, this leads into a whole other point but fetishisation is never okay, no matter who does it.

8. So many people treat Trina as either a perfect angel or just the side character in the way of the gay people. She’s an entire person, an entire character with flaws and hardship and terrible actions done by her and to her. Treat my homophobic queen with the respect she deserves, and acknowledge her faults too. It’s more misogynistic to treat her as perfect when she has issues too than just saying ‘she’s never done anything wrong’.

9. Stop making AIDS jokes.

10. This next one is probably the most iffy on the list. I will never be one to police fandom and creation, you can engage with material in any fucking way you like it literally doesn’t matter to me… but I dislike AUs. Now, I’ll always enjoy a little fun, adding in a twist like lesbian Whizzvin, or enjoying a feel good college AU. But. Especially for Falsettos the canon events are so fucking important and cannot be disregarded as casually as some do. AIDS is an extremely important part of the story, as well as the fact that both Marvin and Whizzer are men. I’m trans myself, but I dislike making them so simply because everything about their characters, all the characters, are so highly specific and important to take these aspects away is to disrespect the message of the musical.

11. It’s very important Mendel is straight. I see some people headcanon him as bisexual or trans or so on, and this just feels so wrong to me. Trina and Mendel are straight and that’s why their acceptance and love for the others in the Tight Knit Family is so important, especially Trina struggles with moving away from the idea that these ‘homosexual tendencies’ are wrong. They are straight but they love Whizzvin and the lesbians just as much as anyone else.

12. This one is so petty and I accept that, but… HIS NAME IS NOT MARVIN GARDENS. GARDEN IS A JOKE CHRISTIAN BORLE MADE BASED ON MONOPOLY. Jesus guys please just stop it it’s so stupid, William Finn didn’t have a last name for Marvin on purpose, and though I can’t do more than theorise what that purpose was, Gardens is so stupid. It’s not even funny. Same goes for Cohen, which just is odd. The only name I could begin to accept is Falsetto, and even then… just work around the last name in your fics.

12 1/2. SIDE TANGENT Jason would never take Weisenbachfeld as his last name. As a child of divorce… no. He’ll never view Mendel as a true father over his own dad, especially after Falsettoland, and he wouldn’t take that name. Hell, I’d known my ex step-father since I was two and I’d never have taken his last name. So, please, I never want to see Jason Weisenbachfeld again. That’s just not how it works.

At the end of the day this is just me alone in my room bitching… I just hope these points resonate with others.

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Kevin doesn't realise he's autistic or know what a weighted blanket is, then Connor lies on top of him and it's inexplicably the most comforting feeling he's ever experienced

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"I love my boyfriend" "I love my girlfriend" I love miss goldberg??? she cast me in her play?? she gave me words to say??? made me what i am to today??

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casting Andrew Rannels (the man who was so camp he got fired from the role of link Larkin) as your ‘I’m not having gay thoughts’ Mormon was exactly what I’d expect from the South Park guys.

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"You had the hell dream, didn't you? Was I in it?" which could mean nothing

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daily affirmations❤️:

- ever since i was a child i have been the best

- my family and friends all say i am blessed

- its all so exciting to be teaching of christ across the sea

- i do not allow my faith to be shaken

- i do help the needy

- i do the things i never dared

- i am stepping up

- i am not scared

- a warlord who shoots people in the face will not be scary to me

- i am completely devout

- i dont have even one shred of doubt

- i believe

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I just read this whole thing and Andrew Rannells was NOT in it y’all lied to me

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Guys I’m done gatekeeping.

There is a tbom obc slime tutorial on YouTube that’s way better than “Whizzer and Olaf goes to Africa”.

The quality improves as the video goes on and most songs are synced with the audio recording which makes this slime tut sooo much better.

Watch it here!

(Also this would be a great op to rickroll you guys but I’m serious about the video)

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“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??? i believe??? that god has a plan for all of us??? i believe??? that plan involves me getting my own planet??? and i believe??? that the current president of the church, thomas monson, speaks directly to god??? i am a mormon??? and dang it??? a mormon just believes???

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“Kevin Price and Connor McKinley are gay for each other” I say into the mic. Everyone boos. I start to walk of the stage in shame before I hear a few voices and everyone quiets down

“She’s right” I look at the owners of the voices, it’s every Price and McKinley actor ever

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“i’m not religious” mfs when The Book of Mormon Musical comes on

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I love that part in Falsettos where he said it's marvin time then marv'd all over everyone