Courier: You want to keep me safe but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave
Gannon: Believe me, I've thought about it
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(Boone): “How’s your hangover? I’m dying.”
(Cass): “Amateur. I’ve already started drinking again.”
(Boone): “It’s 11am.”
(Cass): “I fear nothing.”
(Veronica): Ow I bit my lip!
[YN]: Want me to kiss it to make it feel better?
(Veronica): ...yes
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(Raul): “If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.”
[YN]: “If?”
(Arcade): “Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.”
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(Veronica): “Puffer fish are…kinda hot.”
(Boone): “Sometimes being your friend is…difficult.”
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(Cass): “Shut up.”
(Arcade): “I didn’t say anything.”
(Cass): “Don’t care. Shut up.”
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Veronica: Okay, two person huddle.
Cassidy (Cass): You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Lily : That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
boone: That’s a snake.
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YN: “He’s got the right idea. Those tumbleweeds are up to something.”
Rex: Barks in agreement
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YN: “I’m not saying we should start a revolution, but if we happen to accidentally overthrow the current power structure while we’re here…”
Arcade: “I’ll make the flags. Any color preferences?”
Veronica: “As long as it’s not the color of the dress the Brotherhood made me wear once, I’m good.”
Boone: “I don’t care about the color. Just make sure it’s something that doesn’t stand out in the desert.”
Raul : “And here I was, thinking we could use a little more style in our rebellion.”
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Yes Man: “Hello! I’ve been reviewing our chances for a successful democracy post-revolution, and they’re looking up!”
YN: “That’s great, Yes Man. But what about our chances of surviving until then?”
Yes Man: “Oh, right. Surviving. I’ll have to get back to you on that!”
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Six, to their friends: No problemo!
{Six's smiling image pauses as everything slowly turns to grayscale and sad piano music in the distance.]
Six, voices over: But it was all the problemo...
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Yeehawgust 2023 - Day 19
Barbie Horse Adventure
IZZY - *watching Leroy and Jules goof off* You know, this all reminds me off a films from my childhood.
JULES - *Walking over, with Leroy behind them. Both out of breath* What does?
IZZY - The whole situation, two people being brought into a world that isn’t theirs and going on a venture of self discovery.
JULES - Oh?
IZZY - Yeah, one of the Barbie Movies from Earth. Barbie Horse Adventure, I think.
JULES - Still don’t know what a horse is.
LEROY - They’re those mythical things the NCR keeps saying exist. I don’t believe in them.
IZZY - *Just shakes his head*
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arcade: valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
courier: I wrote you a poem.
arcade, already crying: you did?
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Mind reader: Alright, let’s crack this bad boy open and see what we got—
My brain:
🎶 Cause I’ve got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle 🎶
Mind reader:
Mind reader: What the fuck
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Vulpes: I hate you.
Courier: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Boone: Damn, looks like a lot of Legion up ahead. I'm going to call for backup.
Boone:
Boone: Six, where's the radio?
Conspicuously-NCR-Emergency-Radio-shaped Courier Six: Urmph! No idea! If you want to find that delicious radio of ours, go look elsewhere!
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Sole Survivor: You listen to me, you don’t threaten the Minutemen, because we will fucking destroy you!
Sole Survivor: We’ll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead eyeballs.
Preston:
Preston: I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it.
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The lone wanderer: I'm looking for my father, he wanted to better the world.
The lone survivor: I'm looking for my baby, and to avenge the death of my lover.
Courier Six: Packages and bombs Bitch!
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