#fallout nv incorrect quotes

[toxickimi]

Courier: You want to keep me safe but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave Gannon: Believe me, I've thought about it

[lak3sinstilln3ss]

Is this funny idk how to meme

[amarithecat]

Six: Man Arcade, this RadAway stuff works wonders but it tastes terrible.

Arcade, slowly turning towards Six with bloodshot eyes: It What?

[bunglehead]

i was being harassed for my minimal decoration so i decided to spice it up

[vaulthistorian]

Joshua: You know what? I like you. I like the whole "you do your thing and I do mine" kinda relationship we have.

Six: I can tell you with 99% certainty that no one else on the planet earth feels that way.

Daniel: I could be that 1%.

Graham: Do not give me hope.

[radiated-mushroom]

FNV incorrect quotes

(Boone): “How’s your hangover? I’m dying.” 

(Cass): “Amateur. I’ve already started drinking again.”

(Boone): “It’s 11am.”

(Cass): “I fear nothing.”

(Veronica): Ow I bit my lip! [YN]: Want me to kiss it to make it feel better? (Veronica): ...yes

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(Raul): “If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.” 

[YN]: “If?” 

(Arcade): “Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.”

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(Veronica): “Puffer fish are…kinda hot.” 

(Boone): “Sometimes being your friend is…difficult.”

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(Cass): “Shut up.” 

(Arcade): “I didn’t say anything.” 

(Cass): “Don’t care. Shut up.”

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Veronica: Okay, two person huddle. Cassidy (Cass): You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Lily : That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. boone: That’s a snake.

------------------------------------------------------------------------Rex: Growls at a tumbleweed

 YN: “He’s got the right idea. Those tumbleweeds are up to something.” 

Rex: Barks in agreement

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YN: “I’m not saying we should start a revolution, but if we happen to accidentally overthrow the current power structure while we’re here…”

Arcade: “I’ll make the flags. Any color preferences?”

Veronica: “As long as it’s not the color of the dress the Brotherhood made me wear once, I’m good.”

Boone: “I don’t care about the color. Just make sure it’s something that doesn’t stand out in the desert.”

Raul : “And here I was, thinking we could use a little more style in our rebellion.”

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Yes Man: “Hello! I’ve been reviewing our chances for a successful democracy post-revolution, and they’re looking up!”

 YN: “That’s great, Yes Man. But what about our chances of surviving until then?” 

Yes Man: “Oh, right. Surviving. I’ll have to get back to you on that!”

[harveywritings92]

Six, to their friends: No problemo!

{Six's smiling image pauses as everything slowly turns to grayscale and sad piano music in the distance.]

Six, voices over: But it was all the problemo...

[aith-art]

Yeehawgust 2023 - Day 19

Barbie Horse Adventure

IZZY - *watching Leroy and Jules goof off* You know, this all reminds me off a films from my childhood. 

JULES - *Walking over, with Leroy behind them. Both out of breath* What does? 

IZZY - The whole situation, two people being brought into a world that isn’t theirs and going on a venture of self discovery. 

JULES - Oh? 

IZZY - Yeah, one of the Barbie Movies from Earth. Barbie Horse Adventure, I think. 

JULES - Still don’t know what a horse is. 

LEROY - They’re those mythical things the NCR keeps saying exist. I don’t believe in them. 

IZZY - *Just shakes his head*

[dorimei]

arcade: valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

courier: I wrote you a poem.

arcade, already crying: you did?

[xphantasmagoria]

Mind reader: Alright, let’s crack this bad boy open and see what we got—

My brain:

🎶 Cause I’ve got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle 🎶

Mind reader:

Mind reader: What the fuck

[mx-paint]

Raul: Boss, I need you to swear -

Courier: FUCK!

Raul: ...Promise...I need you to promise -

[toxickimi]

Vulpes: I hate you. Courier: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

[the-one-shadowfox258]

@scatterpatter 's incorrect quotes generator strikes again!! Featuring Fallout New Vegas!

[amarithecat]

Boone: Damn, looks like a lot of Legion up ahead. I'm going to call for backup.

Boone:

Boone: Six, where's the radio?

Conspicuously-NCR-Emergency-Radio-shaped Courier Six: Urmph! No idea! If you want to find that delicious radio of ours, go look elsewhere!

[courier-sux]

Sole Survivor: You listen to me, you don’t threaten the Minutemen, because we will fucking destroy you!

Sole Survivor: We’ll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead eyeballs.

Preston:

Preston: I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it.

[vaulthistorian]

Joshua: You're a courier... You can deliver anything, can't you?

Six: Yes?

Joshua: So... Wanna get together and deliver each other into... Sin?

Six: ... WHAT?