#fake wholesome

[gothamite-rambler]

Harley smirked, "I earned my psych diploma, boys."

Harley (analyzing the wayne boys): You have depression, daddy issues, mommy issues, chaos issues, insomnia, attachment issues, anger issues and a constant need to make people happy even if you struggle with it.

Dick, Jason, Damian, Tim looked at each other wondering who's she's referring to.

Harley (tight smile): All of ya, it refers to all of ya.

Dick: I don't have attachment issues!

Harley: Jason and I talk a lot, you do. Tim and I talk a lot too, you do. It's perfectly normal though.

Dick glared both his brother who averted eye contact with the man.

Cass: What about me?

Harley: Oh you're perfect.

Dick: She has all of the shit you told us we have!

Harley: She doesn't have insomnia or anger issues, and she's fixed her daddy issues thanks to Bruce.

Cass clapped happily.

Duke (pausing a show on his phone): I was good with my mom and dad, but what would you give me?

Harley: Traumatized, social anxiety, no parent issues, but guilt for not savin' them and a tad bit of depression.

Duke (happy): A tad? I'm doing good then!

Duke returned to watching his show.

Tim (bothered): That's not fair.

Harley: It's not my fault you and ya brothers deal with cripplin' depression brought on by numerous traumatic episodes which leads ya to being easily startled at times, avoiding specific situations and leaves the three oldest sexually confused due to switchin' your pain to pleasure.

Damian sighed relived at the last part while the three oldest Wayne boys blushed because she was right. Duke chuckled slowly, turning into loud laughter.

Duke: Didn't miss a beat, did she?

Dick (blushing): I'm not... that into pain.

Harley (doubtful expression on her face): Don't lie.

The brothers left annoyed that Harley was right, while the therapist pats herself on the shoulder for her therapy skills sticking.

Harley: Joker insanity or not I still got it! I'm getting accepted by better help soon enough.

Duke laughed harder causing Cass to shake her head with a smile.

pt 2

[radaverse]

eepino

eepino²

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou

[basilbots]

Do whatever you want forever, however the fun of Dark Sun and Nexus' relationship is that it is toxic as hell. I don't want to see Dark Sun be a good brother to Nexus I want to see him sweetly claim the title of brother to further manipulate and use him. A real Sun and Moon duo where the Moon is the victim in this situation (Eclipse n Lunar are close but they're not Sun and Moon). Nexus left a situation where he thought he was being used and not treated as his own person, but jumped into a new one that's truly like that but 100x worse. Dark Sun well and truly hates Nexus and everything he represents to the core he is in danger here. But Nexus will pretend it's okay because Dark Sun says all the right things to his face, and deep down he knows he burned too many bridges to go back to his real family anyway.

[piratefishmama]

Fake it Till you Make it | Part 17

And adorable.

If one were to ask Steve what he thought was about to happen, he’d be pretty fucking certain that he’d be correct in the fact that Eddie would have kissed him.

He’d have gotten up, crowded Steve against the closet door, and kissed him, and he’d have happily let that and whatever naturally followed happen, had watched in barely contained excitement as Eddie moved, then in deeply fond amusement, as Eddie got himself tangled up in the blankets on the bed and ate shit off the side of it in his haste to get up.

So now Eddie was just lying there, half off the bed, long hair dusting the shaggy rug on the floor, arms over the edge, fingers touching the floor, face down against the blankets, unmoving, wallowing in shame.

Steve adored him.

There wasn’t another word for it. It was a deep, all consuming fondness that warmed his entire being. A fondness that couldn’t allow him to just let Eddie wallow there in embarrassment, so he closed the bedroom door for a little privacy and lowered himself down to his knees in front of the bed. In front of Eddie’s defeated form. “Eddie?” The response was nothing but an oh so sorry for himself little whine. “Oh Bambi… look at me?”

“No. Nope, I’m good here.” Steve huffed a soft little laugh before he crouched lower, hands to the floor, body twisted so he could look up at Eddie from below, using one of his fingers to shift Eddie’s hair out of the way. “Leave me here to wallow.”

“But how will I get the kiss I’m betting my entirely wasted college fund I was gonna get, if you stay there and wallow?” At least that got him to lift his head, surprise flashing across his face as he took in Steve’s position below him “There he iiisss, wanna sit up for me?” It was like Eddie was some frightened animal, expression uncertain, as if expecting ridicule or insult, even as he slowly inched himself back onto the bed, sitting back on his haunches, fingers curled around his own hair holding the strands in front of his face. He looked so small for someone who was actually quite big.

For someone who had the higher position with Steve still on the floor.

So innocent, so perfectly pretty, all dark colours against the white of the sheets and the disarrayed blankets, Steve wanted to ruin him. And then keep him forever.

“You… you want the kiss?” Oh yeah, he was going to get that kiss. Could feel it in the air, the electricity, the calm before a storm where static built before lightning struck. Sure all of that confidence Eddie had momentarily built was now gone, but Steve knew it’d been there. Knew the desire was there. That was more than enough.

“I do if you want to give me one, yeah.” He lifted himself up onto his knees, hands on the edge of the bed, pushing himself up just enough, tilting his head just so, so that if Eddie could feel that same electricity, if Eddie knew to strike, he’d take that chance.

But Eddie didn’t seem as clued up as Steve’s usual hits tended to be. He wanted to, there was no doubt there, but just like in the trailer with their practice, which disappointingly enough they’d not actually needed thus far, Eddie needed coaxing. Needed to be shown that it was okay, he was allowed to want, allowed to take what he wanted, that it was freely up for offer and that all he had to do was take it.

Eddie talked a big game, but present him with a chance at actual intimacy, even something as casual as kissing, and he’d turn into a statue. Or trip over himself and eat dirt. “Can—Can you come up here?”

Steve didn’t miss a thing. One wouldn’t be wrong to call him a little on the stupid side at times, he lacked the intelligence of his small hoard of goblins, but he was observant, he knew what to look for, caught things that most wouldn’t, so when he braced himself, both hands flat on the mattress and pushed himself up, he didn’t miss the way Eddie’s eyes watched his forearms flex. Didn’t miss how he gulped a harsh swallow of gathering saliva, didn’t miss the slight pupil dilation, the flushed cheeks were already there but the rest?

That electricity crackled around them. Eddie didn’t move though.

“There’s nothing wrong with wanting it, you know that right?” Steve had to say it as he joined Eddie on the bed, Eddie tracking his every movement yet unmoving, doe eyes wide as if caught in headlights “I mean, I had a little freak out at first too but... remember in the trailer? How easy it became when you just let yourself go?” How he’d just melted into it, the desire was there, the want, bubbling beneath the surface, desperate to break free.

“It’s not that simple, Steve...” no, not to Eddie, it wouldn’t be, would it? Not usually, and certainly not now with the whole... it’s not real thing hanging over their heads. A hurdle they’d have to get over.

Steve caught Eddie’s chin in between his fingers just as the man tried to break eye contact “you’re thinking way too hard about this, Eddie, where’s all that gusto gone, huh?” He wanted those big brown doe eyes on him.

“Buried by shame.” Eddie pulled his head free from Steve’s grip and sat back on his rear. “And that’s probably for the best too, I mean...there’s no reason to, right? It’s just us in here so you—I mean, we, don’t have to pretend in here, do we?” No reason to get caught up in hormones that should have ebbed years ago. “I mean, in front of your parents, if we have to then—then sure, that’s fine, but... in here?” The bedroom was the safe zone, where they didn’t have to keep up the façade.

“Eddie... I’m going to say this once... just once... and then maybe again every single time you need to hear it because I’m very confident in the fact that you want me, very confident there, almost too confident, but that is mutual, the wanting thing, not the confidence thing because you’re clearly lacking that. The want thing? Very mutual, you’re very attractive and it’s very hard to keep my hands to myself, so if you want it, there’s no pretending here, I would—I mean, I also want that.” Steve had no problem going for things he wanted, even if that thing happened to be a very jumpy metal head he wouldn’t have been seen within ten feet of back in high school. “Why torture ourselves when we could be getting something we both want?”

High school Steve could and very much should go suck something long and hard. Probably blow his damn mind.

Eddie, sweet, innocent, somewhat feral Eddie, took a breath, “you uh... you use those lines on all the girls?” and dared a smile, just enough of one to dimple his cheek in that way that made Steve want to smush them with kisses.

“Never had any of em think this hard about it.” Even the ‘good Christian girls’ didn’t think that hard about it. Steve shifted a little in place, shuffling just a little closer to Eddie. “I’m gonna ask, and if you say no… then that’s that, I’ll respect your wishes” he’d respect the boundaries Eddie put in place no matter how tempting it was to cross them “Can I kiss you, Eddie? Not for this whole thing with my parents but… just to kiss you?”

“…You really want to?”

“Really not sure why that’s so hard to believe, man have you looked in a mirror?” Eddie had always been pretty, he’d always been attractive, he was just… also very loud, and argumentative, and he hurled abuse at the jocks like it was his job to do so. Now… he was quieter, still loud in his own way, but… not in the same way, the post-high school life suited him.

“So it’s strictly physical then, I see how it is” Steve snorted a laugh as he leaned in, butterflies flapping up a storm in his chest because Eddie wasn’t moving away, he was leaning in, didn’t pull away when Steve rested his hand on Eddie’s cheek, cupping his jaw.

“Oh shut up” The giggles puffed against his smiling lips right before they connected? Far superior to any lust-charged kiss, any day.

Part 19

[pizzabox-box]

You hurt Peppino [too many] times

mama mia

Yes I'm aware :(

Hurting Peppino wasn't my intention when I started this blog. I just wanted to make silly Pizza Tower comics about Peppino and his butchered clone interacting. But then "Dead man walking " came along and everything went south.

But I will make up for it I swear! Once everything is over Peppino is going on a nice vacation where NOTHING BAD happens! Heck, I will even make it so he doesn't need to worry about his debt. Also he will get a nice bowl of spaghetti. And a therapist. All of them are going to get a therapist.

[subjects99]

Don't be an idiot. Follow for memes

[eikichi-supremacy]

one thing that never gets old is yusuke losing his shit over kuwabara dying just to realize he's actually fine and then beat his ass over making him so worried in the first place

[bluu3berry]

Blwep:3

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS!! I learned how to draw paw pads differently and like... their hella pretty?? AND ALSO THE EYESS!! I INSPO.. idk who I feogot...

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@anon-coke @scramble-eg @michaelsboring @thelunarsystemwrites @the-second-reason

[glassbugs]

wanted to promote my bigger fic along with my one shots--

This one gets a little MESSY please mind some of the tags but if you like kind of a shittier Ford, messy interpersonal relationships, and wincing as you read certain bits you should check it out maybe

Pairings- Ford Pines x Reader and Stan Pines x Reader

slight BillFord and BillxReader very briefly

Synopsis-

It's the mid 70's, Standford Pines is in the thick of his study of Gravity Fall's anomalies when he happens across a seemingly feral woman living deep in the woods. She's certainly not a woman of science but she seems to have a pretty friendly relationship with some of the local cryptids, so maybe she can be of some help to his studies? Maybe they're both in desperate need of some human interactions?? Maybe she ends up being everything he needs to stroke his ego. She's got a bit of a wild streak, but it's nothing that can't be fixed.

Hopefully nobody shows up 30 chapters in and basically saves her from a deteriorating mad man and his little demon side-piece

Warnings-

Grooming, slight sexual coercion/dubious consent, pregnancy and vaguely described child birth, Bill needs a content warning all for himself, Implied Referenced Sex work/child abuse/attempted non-con/Murder, Infidelity, there's probably gonna be more added as it goes on idk man

[hero-i-am-not]

I imagine Peter cringing at the emoji but loving it deep down...FOUND FAMILY asdfghjlml

[radaverse]

I've got a comic idea-

You know these scenarios in where Peppino thinks of Fake Peppino as some sort of pet? His pet clone?

What if tables turned and Fake Peppino thinks Peppino is his "pet human"

✨How to take care of your pet human ✨

Bro's gonna "give him a bath" and just randomly throws him into the bathtub 💀

Peppino really be looking like those wet cat images

goofy ahh

[randomloserlover]

Y'know, despite the twist being utterly blindsiding and gut-wrenching, I'm actually incredibly happy that it's the canon. The characters don't have lives outside of the show. And now that it's been some time since the episode released and my shock has lessened, I feel really relieved that's all they are, just object show contestants.

I never did like thinking of their backstories, I enjoyed them for who they were in the competition and wanted them to stay exactly as that. I loved the relationships they had with each other and didn't care for anyone they knew prior, I never wanted to know about the families or friends they had. I wished for the most important parts of them to only be related to Inanimate Insanity and disliked the possibility of anything else being more signifigant.

But I knew all of that wasn't realistic, no matter how much I wanted to focus on solely their gameshow presence they obviously had outside lives. Heck, Cabby and Bot even talked about parents in an episode!! I tried to avoid thinking about it and never participated in fandom discussion related to their pasts cause of how much it upset me. Unfortunately, the more the seasons drew to a close and the more "outside" characters made appearances within them I realized I couldn't deny it forever. I told myself I had to acknowledge it one day, that these objects were people inside of an entire world with their own histories that made them who they are. There was no point in trying to avoid that reality, and at some point it would probably come up in the show itself. I just had to accept that fact.

...Except, none of that is true. They don't have backstories. They don't know anyone else outside of the competition. They're just a bunch of made up objects purely existing for a reality show. That's it. I can't believe it, my biggest worry is gone, canonically!! I never have to leave fantasy land and see the characters as regular people, because they aren't!! Never were, and never will be!! Even if they do try to integrate into the world's society, they all still originated from the show. Their closest ties will always be to each other and everything we've seen is the only development they've ever had in their artificial lives. It's a perfect dream come true for me. They aren't real. They're just contestants inside of a sillyfunny object show :D

[leclercskiesahead]

Apparently this was Yuki yesterday??????

[amayaizphob]

Baji x Y/N texts

[ruckis-vandalizes]

"We were skeptical when she sent for him. We had every right to be given his reputation for being cruel and unusual. So when she sent for him we had assumed the worst. As we gathered ourselves and took our seats expecting a show, something unexpected happened that quickly changed our tune.

He wept."

@6clawdy6 ♡