#fake exo quote

[ssshhe8]

TW: BTS FANS DO NOT GET ON STAN TWITTER.

TW: RANT ABOUT STAN TWITTER SITUATION

Ignore any grammar or spelling mistakes. I’m trusfrated 👍

An EXO-L took to Facebook to post a fake “translation” where they “revealed” that HYBE often paid for their groups awards, brand deals, charts, etc.

Well, that’s WHAT the KPOP fans took from it.

Instead of acknowledging that the translation was faked they decided to carry the delusion into other fandoms.

Now almost (yeah pretty much all the fandoms) are attacking BTS. Saying they PAID their way. Somehow they went from being extremely poor at their start to buying their career.

Just gonna casually mention how their album debuted with 34 Sales but that’s Payola for you.

I’m sure in 2010 when they were formed, they knew they would have multiple nominations at the Grammys.

I just know it!

Also. It gets better. According to KPOP fans HYBE is the reason for every groups failure. Especially the Big Three Groups. They’re also to blame for every single song by another group/company that did not chart.

Somehow HYBE even managed to pay G-Idle to block Aespa on the chart? I’m not sure how they profited from that but it happened.

Furthermore, HYBE/BTS are to be blamed for Big Bang, EXO, IKON, and more groups loss of popularity. I saw something about Loona too?

It is because of this that BTS won an award over EXO back in 2017. Yep. Something that happened in 2017 has been brought up in 2024.

I was also informed that HYBE paid for the following: The sinking of the Titanic. Jungkook’s Stuck Potatoes, Jin’s Decision to Cut his Cake with his hand. RM’s inability to Drive. Jhope’s fear of bugs & Snakes. And Taehyung and Jimins dumpling incident. I strongly believe they were involved with Suga bumping his nose with his straw too.

You know the time when he was on Live with his shoulder strap, drinking an americano? He kinda smiled real shy after he bumped his nose and giggled.

But one thing I rarely noticed mentioned was the reason behind all of this.

Min Hee Jin.

And her plot to Casually mention as many groups as possible in hopes of igniting a fanwar to Distract the public as much as possible from the actual allegations against her. The break down wasn’t working good enough, I guess.

“Step on Aespa’s neck.” She Quoted from Bang PD.

That group was literally minding their business before you dragged them in that mess. Not to mention her open hatred for Le SSERAFIM being the first GG to debut. This woman is mentioning every group alongside New Jeans.

I have no problem with these fandoms or their groups. It’s not hard to simply focus on the ones you like. But the way they’re going for BTS, Who has been minding their business and doing their required military service, is uncalled for.

It’s natural to lose popularity. You’re not going to win every single award… if you love the group then support them to your best ability. Don’t worry about who is ahead of you.

It’s just very WEIRD & DELUSIONAL behavior that is making kpop as a whole look very immature.

Also the fact that most of these groups are friends yet their fandoms are fighting like children for everyone on Twitter to see.

Yeah. I name dropped but I’m not dragging any group. I’m simply quoting what I seen on Twitter and giving my opinion. I swear it will benefit you not to get on there. There are some funny tweets tbh. A LOT of viral tweets. But it’s just extremely messy.

It’s back to 2017-2018 for BTS fans on twt. Every fandom on there is lurking. I feel bad for the ones just minding their business.

Lastly. Some bts fans are just focusing on Namjoon’s comeback (as they should.) Pre-ordering for Right Place, Wrong Person is available now!

ENTER STAN TWT AT YOUR OWN RISK BTS FANS😭

Also, I gotta mention how ENHYPEN casually danced to the Sweet Venom remix while the company is in flames. ✨They are icons ✨

[lxmonp1e]

Tonetag Masterlist

I got tired of seeing tonetag masterlists all over the place that are incredibly small and incomplete, so here I go

Genuine, joking/sarcastic, and serious tones

/j - joking

/hj - half joking

/lhj - lighthearted joke

/srs - serious

/hsrs - half serious

/silly

/s or sar - sarcastic

/t - tease

/lht - lighthearted tease

Tones of feeling

/p - platonic

/r - romantic

/nsx - not sexual

/sx - sexual

/a - alterous

Tones of emotion

/pf - playful

/pfl - platonic flirting

/fl - flirting

/nfl - not flirting

/nbr - not being rude

/npa - not passive agressive

/com - complaining

/br - bragging

/fx - flex

/nabr - not a brag

/nafx - not a flex

/gent or /gentle - gentle

/ci - caring intent

/sym - sympathetic

/th - threat

/! - excited

/fu - furious

/b - bitter

/apa - apathetic

/curi - curious

/nm - not mad

/pa - passive aggressive

/npa - not passive aggressive

/lu - little upset

/vu - very upset

/aff - affectionate

/cel - celebratory

/calm - calm

/co or cf - comforting

/w - warm

/u - upset

/nu - not upset

/m - mad

Tags of information

/e - example

/exp - explanation

/rt or /rh - rhetorical

/rq - rhetorical question

/g or /gen - genuine

/gs - genuine suggestion

/gq or genq - genuine question

/state - statement

/nlit - not literal

/nmet - not metaphorical

/para - paraphrasing

/info - information

/q - quote

/ot - off topic

/irre - irrelevant

/li - literally

/hyp - hyperbole

/ex - exaggeration

/met - metaphor

/naq - not a question

/jw - just wondering

/gent or /gentle - gentle

/ci - caring intent

/f - fake

/ly - lyrics

/c - copypasta

/br - bragging

/fx - flex

/nabr - not a brag

/nafx - not a flex

/cb - clickbait

/rc - reclaim (for reclaimed slurs)

/nsb - not subtweeting

/c4h or /cfh - cry 4 help/cry for help

/nay - not at you

/ay - at you

/ao - an order

/nao - not an order

/am - at myself

/dir - directed

/ndir - not directed

/nbh - nobody here

/pos - positive connotation

/neg - negative connotation

/deg - derogatory

/neu - neutral connotation

/fam - family connotation

/nav or /nv - not a vent

/av - a vent

/nf - not forcing

/ny - not yelling

/npf - not pity

/np - no pressure

/nbr - not being rude

/com - complaining

/sx - sexual

/nsx - non sexual

System tags

/sys - referring to system

/sm - source memory for systems or irls

/exo - exo memory for systems or irls

/bm or bdm - body memories for systems or irls

/wp - wrong proxy for systems

/hsp or sp - headspace for systems

/iw - inner world for systems

/cnh - character not headmate for systems

/hnc - headmate not character for systems

This is still very incomplete, feel free to add any missing in the comments

[froggo-is-here]

Are you struggling with tone tags? Well here is a list of all of them!! (in alphabetical order)

/! - excited

/a - alterous

/aff - affectionate

/ao - an order

/av - a vent

/ay - at you

/bm or /bdm - body memories

/br - bragging

/c - copypasta

/calm - calm

/cb - clickbait

/cel - celebratory

/cnh - character not headmate

/co or /cf - comforting

/com - complaining

/curi - curious

/e - example

/ex - exaggeration

/exo - exo memories

/exp - explanation

/f - fake

/fam - familial

/fl - flirting

/fx - flex

/g or /gen - genuine

/gent or /gentle - gentle

/gq or genq - genuine queston

/gs or gens - genuine suggestion

/hj - half joking

/hnc - headmate not character

/hs - half sarcastic

/hsp or /sp - headspace

/ht - half teasing

/hyp - hyperbole

/ij - inside joke

/info - information

/irre - irrelevant

/iw - inner world

/j - joke

/jk - just kidding

/jw - just wondering

/lh - light hearted

/li or /lit- literally

/l or ly or lyr - lyrics

/lu - little upset

/m - metaphor

/nabr - not a brag

/nafx - not a flex

/nao - not an order

/naq - not a question

/nav - not a vent

/nay - not at you

/nbh - nobody here

/nbr - not being rude

/ndir - not directed at anyone

/neg or nc - negative connotation

/neu or /nc - neutral connotation

/nf - not forced

/nfl - not flirting

/nj - not joking

/nlit - not literal

/nm - not mad

/nmay - not mad at you

/nmet - not metaphorical

/npa - not passive aggressive

/nor or /npre - no pressure

/ns or /nsarc - not sarcastic

/nsb - not subtweeting

/nsrs - not serious

/nsx or nx - not sexual

/nu - not upset

/ny - not yelling

/m - mad

/met - metaphorical

/ot - off topic

/p - platonic

/pa - passive agressive

/para - paraphrasing

/pf - playful

/pfl - platonic flirting

/ph or /phys - physical

/pos or /pc - positive connotation

/psd or /psdo - pseudo memories

/q - quote

/qp - queerplatonic

/r - romantic

/rh or rt - rhetorical question

/s or /sarc - sarcastic

/sbh - somebody here

/sbtw - subtweeting

/spds - stop please don't stop(stop/nsrs)

/srs - serious

/sys - system

/st - self tease

[playboyseho]

Chanyeol: How is he?

Baekhyun: He’s not any better and it’s been a week now.

Sehun: *sobbing while holding a picture of Junmyeon* WHY?!?!

[54kg]

baekhyun: chanyeol, do you have spirit??

chanyeol: yeah, baek!

baekhyun: kyungsoo, do YOU have spirit??

kyungsoo: i have spirits

baekhyun: wha-

kyungsoo: demonic screaming

[bbaekhyvn18]

Kyungsoo: I think Jongin is secretly poisoning me

Junmyeon: Why?

Kyungsoo: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat.

Junmyeon: He's not poisoning you, that means you like him.

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: That bitch.

[kittychen]

Joonmyeon: How was the honeymoon?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Chanyeol: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”

[lunarmoonshiner]

Suho: I had a dream of us last night

Kris: Really? What were we doing in it?

Suho, whispering: You did something for me that I've been wanting you to do for so long...

Kris, seductively: Hmm? What's that?

Suho, dumping a stack of paper in front of him: You paid your fucking child support

[incorrectk-pop]

American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?

Every Kpop boy asked that:

[seihun]

i have never once been jealous of park chanyeol in my entire life

ϟ pairings and aus :: oh sehun x reader, college au, friends to lovers au, fluff

ϟ word count :: 2.3k

ϟ author’s note :: this is technically a part of a (now completed!) au i’ve been posting, but it can also be read as a stand-alone!! so, i hope you enjoy!! i’ll link things later, if necessary :) more notes at the end!!

Sehun hears you before he sees you, sending a panicked text to Junmyeon before you come crashing through the front door.

Except you don’t.

Sehun swears that he’s hearing your voice, though, loud and clear. He shoves his phone into his back pocket, ignoring the repeated notifications from his elders, and trudges towards the window.

Sure enough you’re there, alright, and that is your voice. Through the small hole he’s made in the curtain, he sees you opening the back door to a car, obviously searching for something inside. His eyebrows pinch together for a moment, unsure of what you’re looking for, or who’s car that is, but he’s not left wondering for long.

Because Chanyeol rounds the rear of the vehicle, playfully shoving you out of the way as he reaches into the backseat himself. He can hear the two of you talking, laughing, but he drowns out the words; too focused on watching the scene in front of him.

Chanyeol pulls out two white plastic bags, full of what appear to be containers of food, but that’s not what Sehun sees. He sees your bright-eyed look of affection, the cheek to cheek grin painted on your face as you take a bag from Chanyeol. He hands you another one, a grocery bag this time; the exchange is quick, but Sehun feels like he’s been watching for a lifetime.

Chanyeol must have said something funny, because he has you laughing again, gently nudging his hip with yours before giggling himself. You have him goodbye with your free hand, before turning to head for the stairs to the front door.

He rushes to close the curtains, almost trips over a pair of Baekhyun’s shoes on his way to open the door for you.

“Hey, there you are!” you greet him, shoving the door closed with your foot. Sehun smiles back, taking the bags of food from you while you take your shoes off, following him into the living room after.

It’s easy banter as you help him unpack all the food. You hand him the bubble tea, and excited, waiting grin on your face. It’s almost childlike, the way you glimmer up at him, waiting for him to take the first sip—like a kindergartner waiting for their parent to taste a cupcake they decorated.

It’s good, of course. It’s his favorite, and Sehun’s satisfied smile seems to be all the approval to you need.

“I got spaghetti, and ziti, and three types of garlic bread—and also carbonara. We probably won’t finish it, but if there was this deal going on and Chanyeol insisted we should buy as much to get the discount, and I figured Baekhyun would probably—”

“I think you should ask Chanyeol out.”

If Sehun surprised himself with the words that came out of your mouth, he surprised you ten times over. At least, so he thinks, judging by the way you completely freeze, wide eyed with an aluminum foil take-out container barely maintained in your loosening grip.

“You—what? Why would I ask out Chanyeol?” you question, blinking slowly and setting the container on the coffee table.

Sehun shrugs, preoccupying himself with opening the rest of the food. He’s careful to avoid eye-contact, lest tears threaten to spill from his own. “Chanyeol’s a good guy,” he says, words quiet, slow, deliberate, “And he seems to like you a lot.”

“I mean—yeah, Chanyeol’s great, but I, um, I don’t think he likes me like that, though.”

“He probably does,” Sehun pushes, “He has no reason not to.”

“Hun, where is this coming from?” you ask with a chuckle. You shove his shoulder playfully, forcing him to look up from twirling pasta around his fork.

He shrugs again, bringing your mood down a notch. “I just—I don’t know, I think you deserve to be happy and date someone if you want. And Chanyeol’s a good guy.”

He’s twiddling his thumbs, biting his lip: telltale signs he’s anxious or lying, or in this case, both. He notices his actions, but stops them too abruptly, insighting disbelief on your features in the form of crinkled eyebrows.

“What—I mean, does something give you the impression that I’m not happy now?”

“No!” Sehun’s tone is pitched and jumpy. Then quiet and somber, “I’m just saying, you know. If you like him, you should go for it.”

It’s silent for a while, too long for Sehun’s comfort, filled only with longing stares and curious eyes. He dares not say anything else, untrusting of the sound of his own voice and his ability to swallow his sorrow; forces himself to stuff food into his mouth as a distraction.

“Thank you for looking out for me.” You scoot over, sitting directly next to him on the couch before wrapping your arms around his torso. Sehun borderline chokes on his garlic bread. “You’re a good guy, too, Hun,” you add, head resting against his bicep, words eerily close to those Junmyeon was murmuring to him just hours ago.

Neither of you say anything for a moment more, Sehun trying his best will away the scratchy feeling in his throat. He closes his eyes briefly, and sighs. It’s not that he didn’t know it before, but the realization that he’d do anything for you crashes into him. It hurts just a much as it gives him a sense of relief.

He can’t hear the way your heart beats in your chest, can’t hear the whirlpool of thoughts threatening to overflow in your mind, but maybe it’s for the best.

“Well! Come on then,” you startle him, words breaking through the silence. You lean forward to reach for the food, “This pasta isn’t gonna eat itself!”

A few days later, Sehun sees you off to your study session with Chanyeol. Study-date is probably the more appropriate term. If you hadn’t texted Chanyeol at all over the weekend to say something, Sehun was sure you’d speak up today.

Because, like a self-inflicting fool, Sehun brought it up just before you opened the door to exit his car; and completed his act by sending you his best smile and most supportive words. After confirming you’d safely entered Chanyeol’s house, he proceeded to slam his forehead against the top of his steering wheel for approximately seventeen minutes straight, before driving himself to Junmyeon and Minseok to wallow in his emotions. As per usual.

“So, you told the girl you’re in love with to ask out some other guy, and now you’re upset that she might have gone and done just that,” Junmyeon ponders, looking down at his lap where Sehun attempts to bury his face into the pillow resting upon it.

Sehun groans, kicking his feet a little like a child. Minseok tuts at him from the loveseat, “When we said talk to her I thought it was clear that you were supposed to ask her out. Not encourage her to ask someone else out.”

Sehun continues moping, laying dramatically on his back, half of his limbs falling off of the small couch. Maybe encouraging you to ask out the guy he’s extremely jealous of wasn’t the brightest idea he’s had in terms of his goals to ask you out—but if you wanted to date Chanyeol, then so be it. Sehun wasn’t irrational enough to try and push the taller out of the picture due to spite.

“Part of me admires you, Sehunnie,” Junmyeon starts, tapping his fingers against the younger’s forehead, “But I can’t help but think that you’ve been reading this wrong.”

“You mean like he’s been reading everything wrong,” Minseok scoffs, “Sehun can’t tell when certain people are in love with him. No wonder he falsely assumes the opposite for others.”

“You’re extra sarcastic today,” Sehun grumbles. “It’s not appreciated.”

“Sorry I’m not team watch Sehun’s existential crisis unfold,” Minseok grins, “I told you the only way this is ever going to work is if you talk about your feelings.”

Sehun whines this time, flipping himself onto his stomach to resume burying his head into the pillow. The older boys laugh at him, Junmyeon doing his best to comfort his friend with pats on the back, but it makes Sehun feel like a patronized toddler.

“I need a drink,” the youngest mumbles soon after, pulling his face from the plush, “Or food. Or both.”

Lazily, he pushes himself from the couch, turning in the direction of the kitchen. The others follow suit—Junmyeon out of concern for both their liquor and food supply, and Minseok for purely entertainment purposes.

A curious knock on the door stops all three of the boys in their tracks. Junmyeon and Minseok weren’t expecting anyone else over—anyone who knocks that is. That ruled out the possibility of it being Baekhyun immediately, and with Yixing away visiting his parents, neither of them could rack their brains for an expected guest.

Still, it’s Minseok who makes his way towards the entrance, gingerly stepping up on his toes to look through the peep hole before opening the door with a knowing grin.

He’s greeted by your even smaller, fuming figure. Hands balled into fists with a kindergarten-esque scowl on your face.

“Where is he?” you demand, marching into their apartment before receiving an answer.

Minseok simply chuckles, letting you storm into the living area, and closing the door behind you. Shocked, both Sehun and Junmyeon are at a standstill. The older is equal parts confused and concerned, but Sehun is petrified.

You stop abruptly in front of him, and Sehun opens his mouth to start spewing apologies—for whatever it is that you’re upset about, he’s not sure, but he knows a few are due—but he doesn’t have the chance to, before you’re fisting his shirt in your hand, and pulling him down into a kiss.

If Sehun could describe the feeling of an out-of-body experience, it would be this. Kissing you, being kissed by you; something he’s imagined, dare he say dreamt of. Despite his eyes fluttering shut, it’s like he’s watching himself being kissed,unable to wrap his head around that fact that you stood in front of him, pulled him towards you, and kissed him.

He doesn’t have time to consider relishing in the moment, either. Because he hears Minseok and Junmyeon wooing in the background, loud and obnoxious, and because you pull away, parting your lips from his.

There’s a storm of emotions brewing in your eyes, a similar phenomenon happening in his own; but before he has the chance, to act, to say anything, your scrunch your nose, and jostle his shirt in your hold.

“You think you can just tell me to go ask out Chanyeol—which I didn’t by the way, because I’m not exactly keen on looking like a clown—and then come here and sob into Junmyeon’s lap?”

Sehun blinks. “Well, it’s not that—I—”

“You are the biggest idiot I know,” you say, “Who tells the person they like to go ask out someone else?”

“A fool!” Minseok hollers. Sehun doesn’t even have the clarity of mind to toss him a glare.

Flustered, cheeks a little red, and neck very warm, he sputters, “I thought you liked him!”

“Hun, I don’t get it,” you frown, untwisting your hand from his shirt in favor of running your palms along the length of his arm, “Why would you want to see me with Chanyeol if you like me?”

Sehun sighs before inhaling deeply. Slowly, he bends his arms to rest his hands on either of your shoulders, gently tugging you closer. He stares at you, eyes watery with a mix of emotions even he couldn’t hope to make out.

Carefully, his hands tread upwards, gently cupping your jaw in his hold and tilting your head upwards. “Because I love you.”

“Exactly,” the word leaves your mouth in exasperation. Sehun watches the confusion dance in your eyes. “It clearly made you upset, so why encourage it?”

“I already told you,” he says, a soft smile on his lips, “Because I love you.”

“I don’t—you’d make yourself sad because you love me?”

Minseok’s right about a lot of things—(as much as he hates to admit it)—so maybe, just maybe, saying what’s on his mind will end this once and for all. For better, or for worse.

So he sighs, then lets out a breathless chuckle, before stepping just a millimeter closer.  “I just want you to be happy. And if Chanyeol could have made you happy, I would bear the pain.”

He thinks you might cry, with the way your eyes grow cloudy. If you were going to, you do a good job at sweeping the tears away, offering him an ironic chuckle instead.

“I’m happy now, Sehun. You make me happy, idiot. I’m sorry, though, if I didn’t make that clear before. I should have just said it—and I was going to that day, but then you started talking about Chanyeol, so I figured you didn’t like me like that and—“

“I do,” he cuts you off quickly, thumb padding against your lower lip, “I love you.”

The tow of you just stand there, staring at each other, blissfully happy for a little bit, before Minseok reminds them you of his and Junmyeon’s presence.

“So, are you going to kiss her this time, or?” Minseok chimes in, the dirty grin on his face never left. From beside him, Junmyeon chuckles, eggs on the teasing to hide from the fact that he was ready to cry moments ago.

Sehun pulls you into him with a roll of his eyes, squeezing you into a hug. “Fuck off,” he mumbles, giving Minseok the finger behind your back.

The older chuckles, opting to further his embarrassment by snapping a picture. Junmyeon’s loud laughter permeates the living room, as he immediately receives the image. Sehun’s phone pings in his pocket and he groans, letting his chin rest atop your head—that means Baekhyun and Yixing have that picture too, which means Sehun’s life is over. Unfortunate, because he feels like it just began.

You pull away first, not before leaving a fleeting kiss against the fabric of Sehun’s shirt—and even so, the action makes him warm inside. He could get used to this.

“They’re never going to let me live this down,” he mumbles, peeking as the elders chuckle at something on Minseok’s phone. Sehun’s going to have to remove himself from every group he’s ever been in.

“Do you wanna get out of here,” you pull his attention back to you with a laugh, gently lacing your hands together, “Maybe get boba or something?”

And Sehun grins, squeezing your interwinted hands before dipping down to kiss the crown of your head, “Absolutely.”

He doesn’t even care to grab his jacket from the kitchen stool, opting to snag Junmyeon’s cardigan misshapenly strewn over the couch. With your hands tied, Sehun makes quick work of heading for the door, leaving his older friends chuckling at his tinted cheeks and hasty mannerisms.

He should have known trying to get out without one last jab would be borderline impossible.

“I hope boba is code for go home and make out!”

“Minseok!”

ϟ more author’s notes :: this is the first (and probably one of the very few) times i’ll ever formally write on this blog, mostly because it took me a year and day to even plan and begin to write this LOL i think i’ll stay in my lane and stick to fake texts and instagram posts, i’ve learned my lesson. ps: hope all you team sehun anons are happy—and if it wouldn’t have taken 5k more words of writing, i would have made her talk to chanyeol about it too just to create some drama :’)

[iwillsooyou]

EXO as shit my friends have said pt. 3

Minseok: IF SUBWAY CAN BRING THE 5 DOLLAR SUB BACK THEN SM CAN SURELY BRING THIS HUNK BACK.

Luhan: I'M DRINKING MY MILK TEA RN AND CRYING.

Yifan: hey girl you be lookin like a snack but i'm on a diet so i'll save you for later.

Junmyeon: i prolly lost 20 years off my lifespan just worrying.

Yixing: sorry i'm listening to limitless nothing makes sense when i listen to this song.

Baekhyun (when someone knocks on the bathroom door): oh i just stay quiet and they're like hello? and then i turn off the light to scare them.

Jongdae: all i got was chew chew chew chew chewing gum and i’m like damn that’s poetic.

Chanyeol: i shall draw a penis on his face.

Kyungsoo: i thanked the girl and she thought i was being sarcastic smh.

Tao: i’m still scared from his twerking.

Jongin: omg shut yo ass up goddamn i'm going back to sleep.

Sehun: lemme get a calculator because frankly i'm done with math.

[kpopbyrachel]

What Jongdae's daughter will call each member:

Xiumin: Minnie Samchun

Suho: Leader Samchun

Lay: Sheepy Samchun

Baekhyun: Noisy Samchun

Chanyeol: Giant Samchun

D.O: Yum Yum Samchun

Kai: Kaichun

Sehun: Ya -- Oh Sehun!

[playboyseho]

Sehun: Hey

Junmyeon: Hey

Sehun: How are you?

Junmyeon: I’m fine.

Sehun: I ask about your day. Not your appearance.

[54kg]

chanyeol: hey bro, can i get a sip of that water?

minseok: it’s not water

chanyeol: vodka! i like your style-

minseok: it’s vinegar

chanyeol: what?-

minseok: it’s vinegar,, pussy

[bbaekhyvn18]

Chanyeol: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.

Kyungsoo: Unrealistic.

Sehun: Can't relate.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[kittychen]

The one with a bottle of wine and an unplanned confession

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