#fake candid

[plagalkey]

everything tastes better with you around

[mikkeneko]

....now considering whether I want to write a 'Find the shapeshifters' fic for SVSSS too

[nyc-goth-tradwife]

Watching this debate is insane because politics is so fake. You can run for president — literally be a presidential nominee — and say "THEYRE EATING THE DOGS" on stage and half of America is just like "yeah this is fine"

[submissivebitchsophia]

True story. Gropped at the bus

That day I was bored so i decided to just pick a random bus just to go around the city, i went to the back part of it since the seats there are wider.

About 20 mins after i got in the bus started getting cramped, i was wearing my bikini and a thin shirt over it since i was planning to get out at the beach.

Not so long after the bus got cramped i felt a hand on my thigh, he was pretty shy so i did not do anything so he got brave and grabbed my tits to his liking, i got my tits played by a stranger for sbout 15 minutes, when i reached my stop i tried to pull him with me to have a little fun but he did not come with me, too bad for him.

[vintageseawitch]

i get this sick feeling that certain leftists, especially white leftists, who are abstaining from voting or voting third party & are still encouraging others to do the same while being the loudest at complaining about "vote shaming" 🙄 will be the type, if heaven forbid trump wins, to suddenly go silent on them being far left & will GLEEFULLY turn in their neighbors a la the 1940s if only to save themselves.

they've made it clear that only certain types of genocides count to them, they're ignoring actual Palestinians who are BEGGING people to vote for Harris, & they've been glossing over how trump is bibi netanyahu's preferred candidate because they need to focus really hard on punishingnthe black woman. these leftists are death cult accelerationists who are okay with fascism as long as it affects those who "deserve" it, such as citizens of the US & Ukraine & eventually the rest of Europe should trump win, NATO gets abandoned, & putin gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

these leftists are vile. i don't care that you claim genocide is your hard line because i don't believe you. say as much as you want on your privileged soap box but i'm not seeing you go to prison for not paying your taxes because last i checked ALL of our taxes are funding this so like it or not you're just as complicit & your shiny slogan words won't be able to cancel that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE HERO YOU CLAIM TO BE. you will ABSOLUTELY throw neighbors, acquaintances, hell maybe even friends & family under the bus after a period of time in order to save your own skin & please the authoritarians in charge. you're a dangerous enemy.

you have no plans about how to handle a trump presidency & all i hear when y'all claim we're already in a fascist country is you saying that without facing any consequences & you being too stupid to miss the irony. you don't know what that word means & you just want to see this country burn while conveniently forgetting you'll be burned right along with thr rest of us. it's stupidly short-sighted. you're hardly a revolutionary if you're so inclined to suicide. please be for fucking real.

[virtchandmoir]

Video: The PWHL

[gessica125]

Looking for new friends🌸 for hiking and visiting new places in town, then text on😁👻demi2ema

[darkkbluee]

L for Minister AU

Light Yagami is desperate to know L's name and face. To know everything about his nemesis ("So I can kill him! Ryuk, stop laughing!"). And so, he turns on the TV, sees the promo video for the upcoming elections and thinks...

L would have to show up in person, unmasked and with his real name, if he was an elected Minister.

A few hours of paperwork filed anonymously and through a shady lawyer, a few hours of hacking and anonymous donations, and The Great Detective L is the latest minister candidate, running as an independent.

L does not know how or why he is suddenly running in the elections. Was this even legal? He wasn't even a citizen! Surely no one would vote for a candidate with no public appearances, a profile page with no photo, obviously overblown promises in propaganda -

Apparently, they would.

[huni-bii]

POV: You just left the Blue Moon Saloon

[isawthismeme]

[notaconservative]

Liberals: look how awful and corrupt trump is, taking corporate money and giving them policy paybacks!

Biden: takes millions from AIPAC for genocide support

Liberals: look how trump lies to us, doesn't he know we can look this stuff up? I hate liars!

Biden: lies repeatedly to justify or deny israeli war crimes

Liberals: Thank goodness we have a great candidate like biden, it just sucks we can't get more people to support him for some strange reason, we have no idea what it is!

[dunkulkhan]

Been working on this :3c

So pretty much, since Candide admitted she wants to be a mom, and I’ve been wanting to do this for a while :P we know she has Joan but I think she sees her more as a pawn for her plans instead of a (foster) daughter.

And yes, Scudworth is the father 😂 She definitely won’t let him near the baby. I think we all know why

[liquidstar]

Today my niece (2) wanted to play with my anime figures, and she picked the Lelouch and Suzaku linked earning figures bc she thought they were "mama and dada." She later picked my Homura and Madoka figures and again decided they were mama and dada. Gay rights??? Thanks kid

[virtchandmoir]

Tessa's Instagram Story (August 13th)

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

man dont get me wrong i like kamala harris too and honestly always felt like she was unfairly villainized by progressive left-wingers but the absolute mental gymnastics being performed rn by people who hated her guts like 6 months ago is insane