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#ishihime#ulquihime#ulquiorra x orihime#ishida x orihime#the worst kind of “fans”#stop calling yourself a is/uh shipper#you're just a spite shipper#ORIHIME HATERS DNI#if you hate ori you're incapable of getting any of these ships btw#if you hate her so much#why would you want her to stay with any of these two?#fake asses#especially bc you hate the poor girl so much#that you wouldn't even understand why they fell in love with her in the first place#only ori fans are allowed to ship these ships ☝🏾#go back to y'all ori hater club#and leave my precious is/uh alone!#i hate seeing ppl that call ori a wh0re weekly rt these ships content#the beauty of these ships INCLUDE Ori side#she's the reason as why they're good ships in the first place#Lord free is/uh from spite shippers
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True pacifist ending.
#undertale#undertale fanart#grillby#frisk#frisk undertale#im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad#familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm#that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU
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i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID
#IT MADE SENSE FOR LUKE IN LEGENDS. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE FOR LEIA & HAN#LEIA KNEW HIM AS A WAR HERO (kenobi show had NOT come out it is NOT valid evidence) BUT NOT AS HIS FAKE NAME#HAN MET HIM FOR 12 WHOLE SECONDS AND DID NOT ENJOY IT#ALSO BEN SOLO MY ASS. SHE WOULD NOT LET THE ORGANA NAME DIE WITH HER#talk is cheap#this and rey never getting a saber-staff are my biggest pet-pettiest peeves#if im gonna get back into the rey skywalker au im gonna have to come up w smthn ben is short for that is NOT his name
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He was fake?
OF COURSE HE WAS FAKE‼️
#updated designs once again?#damn- this time I got it under control#I think#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#aim-33#metal amy#Metal sonic#neo metal sonic#organic metal sonic#A FAKE ASS ORGANIC THATS FOR SURE#I miss skullgirls#my art#sonic au
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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!
#personal#my art#Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse#to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them#i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair#every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW#NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS#people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money#my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.
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it wasnt even character assassination it was a character massacre
#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua season 4#tua#tua spoilers#tua netflix#tua negativity#tua klaus#klaus hargreeves#tua4#tua five#five hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#viktor tua#allison hargreeves#tua allison#tua luther#luther hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#ben hargreeves#tua ben#im not tagging that fake ass wife of reginalds#diego hargreeves#tua diego#im so mad its stupid
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RE 4 cowboy au I started weeks ago
#makes a cowboy au but refuses to draw cowboy hats what a fake ass#resident evil#luis serra#ada wong#ashley graham#leon kennedy#my art
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bon clay knew what he was doing
#one piece#impel down#bon clay#bon chan#luffy#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#zoro#zolu#luzo#look at his toothy ass smile#he was so happy to see (fake) zoro ugh😭#luffy bon clay reunion !!!!!#they are everything to me
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DpxDc AU - If his parents are going to treat him like a punk, he might as well lean into it.
Danny is getting seriously worn down by his parents constantly asking him to explain why he’s gone all the time and why his grades have slipped so far. I mean, sure, it took them months to notice, but now that they have, they’re alluding to the fact that he’s turned into some kind of punk and that he’s not taking life as seriously as he should be. This is what makes Danny kind of snap.
He cuts his hair, gets Sam to pierce his ears in a few places (which sucked but was nice to catch up with her since Team Phantom didn’t get out much anymore), learns how to skateboard and gets Tuck to help him mask his identity on the internet as he begins online protesting the unethical treatment of ghosts. He makes picket signs that he leaves outside of Fentonworks and it takes days before his parents see them because they’re down in the lab. They go back up immediately after his parents take them down, and he begins tagging buildings with protest sayings and art all over amity park.
No matter how they ground him, the Drs Fenton are at a loss as to what to do to control Danny. Jazz says it’s not her place to interfere and is cheering her little brother on for being passionate about a new hobby.
Danny’s honestly really vibing with the changes. He always understood why Sam wanted control over her own look, but he’s really leaning into the whole shebang. Ember and Johnny13 have never bonded over anything more than they have the punk transformation of their King. He’s really representing them fr fr- she taught him how to play the bass.
With enough protests about the Anti-Ecto acts, the JL step in and begin their efforts to lobby change within the US government. Constantine is up to date on the new King being from Earth and thinks they might be able to weasel out a non-apocalyptic scenario if they reach out sooner than later. A letter gets sent through the infinite realms (No way in fuck was John going to try and summon a fucking King excuse you Bats)- Danny gets the letter and decides to let them sweat a bit, sending back his own letter that just says “K.” cause he’s learned that adults/authority figures all suck ass until proven otherwise. After a few days, a portal opens up in the middle of their meeting.
Ghost King Phantom is rolling in on a skateboard, with the Ring of rage dangling from one of his ear piercings and ice crown floating above his head. He’s drinking an off brand smoothie, wearing a leather jacket that has medieval chainmail on it over his now distressed hazmat suit and his boots steel toed.
“...Sup. Y’all want to do something about this whole situation? I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.” Danny greets them. He means that he’s willing to be diligent in his efforts to disbar the Acts. It gets interpreted as him threatening to end the world, ofc, but that’s an issue he has to deal with later.
“King Phantom we have been working daily to-”
“Uh huh. Look, didn’t you guys have like a teenage group? I want to work with them, they’ll probably actually help me get shit done while you fuck around with paper work.”
#the most punk thing you can do is protest#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc crossover#dp crossover#danny phantom#dc universe#young justice crossover#danny doesnt want to work with the authorities but is willing to work with YJ#Tim drake gets a new skateboarding buddy#danny's skateboard is kind of cheating tho cause he and it can float#kon is always down to take down a government sponsored org that does unethical research#cassie just wants to fight for him and fix his fashion choices#bart recognizes him from the speedforce and they bond over time being a fake ass bitch#i just wanted the funny visual of danny skateboarding into a meeting on the watchtower
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HELP! I HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER!
or, in which hyunjin slips in his number at a fansign
pairing: hwang hyunjin x reader cw: nothing but cringe; i tried my best lol requested: by anon image count: 5
stray kids masterlist | smau requests are open!
#hello please ignore the fake ass video call LMAO#in true changbin + enha stan fashion i have a samsung phone so i have no idea about facetime loll#hwang hyunjin#hyunjin#hyunjin x reader#hwang hyunjin x reader#hyunjin imagines#hwang hyunjin imagines#stray kids#skz#stray kids imagines#leeb1tm3#stray kids smau#hyunjin smau#hwang hyunjin smau#requested
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How about i do this on your c*ck😈
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The Amanda Nicole
#the amanda nicole#hotties#flbp girls#cleavalicous#phat butt#sexy#big tiddys#humpday#bikni girls#fake breasts#burn bra#amanda nicole#big white ass#sensational thick#dummy thicc#thickaf
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im drawing a lot of vortex during pride month.... are you trying to tell me something, texxy?
#first aid is so goddamn fed up btw#this has happened 3 times in the past week because vortex refuses to not use his rotor swords#he paid a hit and 2 packs of boosters for those he is NOT getting rid of them#first aid is starting to suspect hes doing this on purpose to get attention#vortex isnt faking hes just fucking dumb#or is he?#school is kicking my ass help#YET IM MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN EVER RAHHHH#transformers#shroombell art#transformers fanart#maccadam#transformers idw#vortex tf#vortex transformers#transformers vortex#first aid tf#first aid transformers#transformers first aid#texaid
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Dear Black Women: Things You Can Do Today to Prepare for What’s Coming
Start a Commonplace Book: Fill it with gardening tips, food preservation techniques, safe spaces that offer resources, uplifting quotes or scriptures, survival techniques—anything you might need or want to remember if digital access disappeared.
Consider a Vow of Abstinence: Childbirth has always been dangerous, but now it’s on another level. Protect your health and your body.
Talk to the Men in Your Life: If they’re not doing what’s needed to protect you and build community, it’s time to X them out. No room for dead weight.
Make a Plan: If things were to go wrong tomorrow, what resources do you have to protect yourself? Where’s a safe place you can go to find community? If you don’t have one yet, start looking—ASAP.
Get Real with Yourself: Look in the mirror and get honest about what you’re willing to do to protect yourself. Toughening up is non-negotiable. Nobody else is coming to save us.
Hone Your Skills: Whatever skills you have, build on them. You need to have something to offer to get what you need.
Do Your Research: Learn all you can about anything you feel might be useful to you. Whether it’s survival techniques, women’s rights movements in other countries, the impact of political unrest, or what to expect when this country inevitably falls apart—prepare yourself. Equip yourself with the truth, no matter how ugly it may be.
Trust Your Own Judgment: Strengthen your instincts and learn to use discernment. The time for letting others make decisions for you or simply going along to get along is over. Take an active role in your life and in shaping what happens to you.
Keep Your Spirits High: Don’t waste energy hate-watching Trump or his speeches—they won’t tell you anything new. Turn off the TV and make sure your own household is strong.
Remember Our Resilience: We come from people who survived much worse with a lot less. Celebrate the small wins and appreciate what you have.
Stand Together: Do not let them turn us against each other. The most powerful thing we have is community.
There are things on this list I still need to do myself, but this is the path forward as I see it. We aren’t superhuman and we can’t outrun what’s coming, but we can prepare ourselves and move accordingly.
#I think the general public is ready for this message now#We are never going back to that fake ass ‘we are the world’ era#It’s okay to feel your feelings but we are not defeated or broken#It’s just time to get comfortable with being uncomfortable#personal
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“They came back wrong” maybe they came back the way they needed to be.
#fake ass necromancers not expecting shit to change smh aint nobody doing it like me no more#this is abt farcille and other queer ships don’t bother me.#change is a natural part of life and the only constant and you expected them to not continue that natural process when reanimated?#bro who even are you and what magical scholar trained you cause y’all are LACKING#creatures yearn for natural familiarity and will always return to that the change was always natural and inevitable you just didn’t notice#tagging this w all my bbgs who came back quote ‘fucked up and wrong’#farcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#marcille dunmeshi#falin dungeon meshi#dunmeshi falin#dunmeshi#locked tomb#the locked tomb#jason todd#jason todd kinnie#jinx arcane#arcane powder#red hood
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Remember when I said I had plans for Ruri?
This is pretty self explanatory I think 😂
#I love stupid long ass book titles#they are so stupid#cotl#cult of the lamb#aychama#cotl lamb#cotl royal au#Ruri#cotl Ruri#cult of the lamb Ruri#art#fake book cover#lmao#I crack myself up sometimes#pls don’t criticize my fake book cover#cuz this is all a joke#sdkdjnsdkfjnd
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