#fair but COWARD!!!
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All the Aftons are queer idc idc
#all of them#if you make em all queer except will youre a COWARD#fair but COWARD!!!#Same thing for htem being nd#esp bc its hereditary#THEY HAD TO GET IT FROM SOMEHWERE!!!! TRY THEIR MENTALLY ILL A LITTLE FUCKED UP FATHER!!!#“they have a mom” idc.#tzu rambles
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zack attack!!
#don't worry about the top left. he's just taking a quick nap :)#i miss his big hair. bring back the zack fair mega mullet you cowards#my art <3#ffvii#zack fair
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i just mentioned i was expecting the twins to fight but lo and behold my wishes are coming true way too fast twst slow down the lips are flapping
THEY'RE HISSING WMNCKSNFMSNDKSNF AND WHY DID GRIM FLY AWAY AND THE CLASH OF CLAWS REMIND ME AGAIN WHY THEY'RE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE CORAL SEA

see them here!!
#twisted wonderland#twst#octavinelle#jade leech#floyd leech#fair warning that floyd said moray eels are natural cowards but attack when provoked#these two fight as a greeting idek that's just casual sibling bonding right there#JADE'S SO CASUAL ABOUT IT 💀💀💀💀
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Unreliable narrator
#So is there any word of god on how soldier eyes look?????#Like I know we've gotten 'uh they glow'#But I don't really get that from remake/ac/cc cg cutscenes etc#Like I assumed that clouds eyes are a bit teal instead of his natural blue because of the mako#But in AC his eyes go more green in response to jenova fuckery???soooo#But anyway I'm not a coward like se so in my brain soldier eyes are like fucking headlights#anyway tags#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy#final fantasy vii#ffvii rebirth#ffvii remake#ffvii crisis core#cloud strife#aerith gainsborough#tifa lockhart#ff7 remake#ff7 rebirth#zack fair
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Possibly THE most obnoxious misogynist talking point to me personally is the whining about how only a good guy with a gun patriarchal masculinity can stop a bad guy with a gun patriarchal masculinity, so you stupid women had better stop shit-talking men (complaining about misogyny) because who will protect you otherwise?
Uh, statistically? Not you.
Anecdotally, in 9 out of 10 cases the person who intervenes when a man is being violent/threatening/creepy/etc is a woman or a queer dude, so. Also not you.
#in the interest of strict unbiased fairness I will say that ime plenty of women are also cowards who dgaf about anyone but themselves#but statistically & anecdotally the ones who aren’t cowards are more likely to have your back#than the cishet guy who prides himself on his Manly Virtues of toughness courage etc#gender stuff#my posts
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Let me hold them all so gently forever 😍
#except wyll :( and illithid karlach (cowards) and lae'zel but she's a hologram so fair i guess#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#astarion#halsin#gale dekarios#why can't i hug wyll tho wtf
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yall ever read da meta and know that op thought they were cooking. but the post is like this
#context? nuance? citations?#''it’s literally [aveline] or cullen at his most brainwashed & violent.'' sb needs to replay act iii and actually talk to cullen.#''aveline can be really quite awful to a red hawke and will throw them to the ground and beat them at 100% rivalry.''#<- yeah it's almost like aveline was discussing her ptsd about ostagar only for an aggressive hawke to repeatedly call her a coward. LOL?#aveline is not one of my preferred party members by a long shot nor do i think she's an example of kristjanson's best work#(obviously that's reserved for carver)#but by far the most annoying thing abt people who talk abt da2 is when they remove hawke's culpability in anything/everything they do.#aveline's criticism of hawke is fair. hawke IS a highwayman. they spearheaded their way in kirkwall either smuggling or killing for coin.#the bulk of their wealth is from glorified grave robbing.#and the comforts related to their estate are a direct result of inherited nobility.#they amass power and money and act with impunity to the point where it's an open secret if hawke is a mage. no one can touch them.#like if you're going to analyze a character at least make sure your handle on the material is solid.#thomas.txt#edit to add: it's always super fascinating to see people harp about aveline slutshaming isabela and say nothing about anders.#like hm! i wonder what that's about
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Hi GT,
Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but I absolutely love the recs you've given (you've introduced me to tomione, and I love it!) and I was wondering if it's possible to give you some recs in return? There are some books and fics that definitely have dramione / got vibes, and I was wondering if I could share them with you!
So glad you've enjoyed them! Feel free to rec me anything you want. I've read most of the classic recs in terms of fic and adjacent content (Cruel Prince et al), but I'll try anything that's well-written. My tastes run towards weird and/or audaciously creative stuff, and I can forgive a lot of weaknesses in plot on the grounds of (1) ambition or (2) character work. My turnoffs are instalove, protagonists who can't fail, and most Y/A (I'm not a hater, I swear, I just need characters who can say "fuck" when their leg gets chopped off.)
I'm also a fan of weird and fucked-up dynamics.(Wuthering Heights was my favorite book for a while, and as a teenager I wrote an AU in which the book ends on a long sex scene where Heathcliff fucks Cathy's ghost and then immediately gets murdered by Catherine 2.) Obviously, I am very normal.
#greenteacup asks#my beef with Y/A is mostly expressed in a dissonance between tone and content#LOVE the content. dystopia fantasy horror sex and blood — awesome. but question. why are they all saying 'darn'?#like in the vampire diaries where they'll watch people get eaten and then 2 episodes later be like 'omg SCHOOL DANCE'#(EDIT: actually in fairness. on the vampire diaries. it was mostly just caroline that did that. unfair example my apologies)#& i distinguish this critique from a common bitch-and-moan complaint about tv shows being interested in 'girly' things#like relationships and social standing. that is not my complaint. that shit is delicious. i will chomp that shit for days#my issue is that when the stakes oscillate wildly from episode to episode and i can't tell what the main thing is#like sorry. a story with murder in it is always going to be about murder. you can't make it not about murder#unfortunately! many have tried.#and in general i have difficulty reading about teenagers bc—#(she says having written 600k words about them OKAY I KNOW. i contain multitudes.)#because they're either mini-adults (preferred flavor. jude in the cruel prince nails this) or like leetol babies to me#and unless it's something like the hunger games where the Leetol Baby thing is part of the story#i'm like. hang on. you're 12 what are you doing here#percy jackson was hard for me to re-read as an adult for this reason#which is why they're enjoyable for teenagers! because as a teenager you DO feel like an adult#and you like reading books that treat you like one! nothing wrong with that! healthy even!#only then you get past the teenage years (mashallah) and you get stuff like twilight#where of COURSE bella doesn't think twice about 117 year old man falling in love with her#because he looks like a rich mysterious 17-year-old hottie#but you reread it later and it's like um well. that. could be explored a little more maybe.#i'm not even necessarily opposed to it. candidly. still team edward. i just think the dynamic should be more fucked up and juicy.#which Y/A authors are often reluctant to do. like. COWARDS! face the nasty consequences of your narrative decisions!#anyhow. you didn't ask for any of this. please give me your recs lovely person you seem very nice.
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any thoughts about postcanon loop and mira relationship? i dont think i saw much about it in text posts but it looks like you might have something. bats eyelashes
okay i have rambled about this in a few places in mostly privately and in the tags of my own posts and self-reblogs but. grabs your shoulders. can you fucking imagine how funny loop would be as mira's beard. hear me out.
like. i'm already here for isiloops. im also already here for miraloop and mirasif qpr. im also here for miraisa qpr. im also not a coward who thinks odile should be excluded from this but thats besides the point. what im saying is that the whole things a fucking polycule and there's yet still ways this could be made way, way funnier.
So. It's obvious that Loop's theatrics are more than a bit of a facade. (They drop them when taken off-guard or in serious moments with Siffrin, and Isabeau remarks on them seeming 'shy' at the end)
But we also know that they aren't *that* much of a facade due to their speech patterns being directly reflected in act 4-5 sif's inner monologue. It's clear that Loop's regular goofy bullshit is just the manic end of Sif's emotional state unfiltered and externalised, presumably because they went fucking insane.
So while I imagine they'd probably be slightly more toned down with the party in postcanon, I don't imagine the bonus confidence that comes with Constantly Performing like that would just like... go away? Plus, new identity means you've got no expectations to be held against so... I think it would make sense for them to keep up the theatrics, the bitchiness, the change in humour from dumb puns to sharp and cruel wit.
So the idea of them proposing to Mirabelle that they could just, *pretend* to be dating isn't out of scope, to me. In a situation where she's perhaps fretting about keeping up appearences as an ever-changing housemaiden, or has heard through the grape vine that someone is going to try and make a move on her at a formal gathering, I think Loop offering to theatrically play up being her partner 'as a joke', so that they can offer her support and comfort while still under that arm's-length plausible deniability, sidestepping the emotional vulnerability of 'feelings buddies'.
(Remember, after all, that Act 6 Mirabelle's 'no spoilers' policy means she only got Act 5 Sif's fucked up little talk? There's genuine question as to how long it could take her to unpack things again after that. She probably still feels that social pressure even in a scenario where she has something again to the regular friendquest talk again, anyway...)
It lets them be 'in on a joke' together, and also gives Loop an excuse to hold hands with their friends that doesn't require they be honest about things. ("Well there's the thing, Housemaiden! I've no mouth to kiss, so we don't even have to do gross things like that to keep up appearences!") And thus gives Loop a niche in the party to slot into that otherwise probably wouldn't be filled by anyone.
And would anybody question it? The chosen saviour of the country has a weird little ethereal freak on their arm. That sounds about right for a magical saviour, and means there's really no need for any explanation for why they seemingly only showed up after The King's defeat. They're clearly Mirabelle's spirit guide, or something.
. anyway as with all things loop feel free to place this after everyone knows who they are for this to become a "relatively normal thing that can happen",
or you can place it before everyone knows who they are for the added twist-of-the-knife that is "guilt over keeping secrets" and "a really awkward and potentially upsetting recontextualisation later on"
also in case you havent seen . images related -> (x) (x)
#isat spoilers#i should probably just also actually tag this as#miraloop#to be fair#b/yeah i think the whole party can just be a polycule of varying relations odile included. im not a coward. shes only in her late 40s guys#it just seems like a. a cute dynamic and b. ripe for so many jokes#''hey mirabelle your partner seems to be really affectionate with your rogue? is that like a thing you're aware of?''#''oh. haven't you heard about the greater saviour of vaugarde polycule?''#shes allowed to lie by omission. mirabelle can have 3+ partners she just doesnt have to specify the nature of their relationship.#b/yeah ive rambled about this before in the tags and in one of the discords but heres it publicly. i think loop would make a great beard.#also you didnt hear it from me but i think 'resident monsterfucker' mirabelle should be allowed to --#[is dragged away by security before im allowed to elaborate]#[hits one in the face] SHE'D BE THE MOST CURIOUS OUT OF THE WHOLE PARTY ABOUT HOW THEIR BODY WORKS IS ALL IM SAYING ITS JUST AN OBSERVATION#[they remove me from the premises]#lucabytetalks
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"There were no Lord of the Rings video games in the mid 2000s/early 2010s so fans had to mod other games to get their fix" *immediately showcases a LotR mod using audio clips lifted directly from Lord of the Rings Online*
#also there were absolutely lord of the rings video games in the mid 2000s#youre just too much of a coward to play them#which is fair. they are. very bad
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I don’t know how do deal with the fact that if I were to transition I think I would lose everybody but two people in my life. But sometimes I feel like I’m dying or not alive yet or something.
And sometimes well meaning people will tell me that even if my family doesn’t understand that they’ll still love me. But I don’t know how to handle whatever kind of love denies my existence.
My mother would mourn me. And she would ask if it was her fault. And I think I would try to make her feel better. I think my dad would just deny it. Am I weak, yknow? For being almost thirty and being so afraid to lose them that I won’t live my life? I feel very alone. I don’t want to be more alone.
#sorry#I started having thoughts at 1 am it’s not great#I think I’m a coward I think I can’t handle the way they would look at me#and my husband doesn’t like men and he would try but I don’t think it’s very fair to him either#if we wanted children we’d have to do that first and then my children would never know their grandparents probably#it would just be me and my brother left and I would be the one who ruined my life#It’s easier on everyone to just like play dead I guess
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@the-eater-of-flesh @violetthunderstorm
screw you guys >:< /lh

if this becomes a new hyper fixation i swear to chaos-
#stupid moots convincing me to look at nerd stuff /j#tma podcast#bird words#to be fair- the only reason i haven’t listened to it sooner is because i’m an inconsistent coward#i get scared really easily and also not and it’s hard to predict when i will be
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the opening paragraph of the next chapter of my ATC AU WIP a life in your shape in which I expand on @rupertgayes's headcanon from hfym that cas definitely listens to lesbian music, even if Jenn didn't even know what Lilith Fair was.
#spn#spn fanfic#fanfic#a life in your shape#mine.fic#supernatural fanfic#hfym#fiona apple was a headliner in lilith fair even jenn#know your herstory#still dean knows what lilith fair is#he definitely went to it with a gf - probably cassie since she's bi af - and complained the whole time but also picked up a few cassettes#anyway spn if they weren't cowards etc etc#also team jess lives btw#hfym is also why cas drives a civic in this but that's really more bc i don't know cars that well lol
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’making the bed’ by olivia rodrigo is very percy at the start of tlo coded
#Like when he finally learns the prophecy#Getting drunk at the club with my fair weathered friends#I say i love them as a distraction#>>>>>>>RACHEL??#Push away all the people who know me best?????#Cue annabeth calling percy a coward for running away#Idc all the lyrics just scream ‘im going to die in the next few days#So “counting all of the beautiful things i regret”#percy and grover#percy series#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy pjo#annabeth chase#percy and annabeth#percyjackson#pjo#rachel elizabeth dare#rachel dare#i will never stop connecting all of olivia’s songs to pjo canon ever since she said she was a pjo fan#annabeth percy jackson#grover#percabeth#percabetn#percy x annabeth#percy jackson show#pjo series#percy jackson tv show#grover underwood#pjo tv show
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I don't pretend Eclipse isn't a really shitty person who's actions are okay anon, but with your open and unwarranted hostility towards seemingly anyone who likes the character I take joy in knowing that the show has and likely will continue to show sympathy for him. A level of nuance you can't hope to understand, and I'm sure you had a lovely time hearing Moon apologize to Eclipse. Happy watching ^^
#'how are you going to excuse and justify eclipse doing x bad thing as okay' I wasn't going to lmao#also hop off anon coward#genuinely though I don't get upset with people who don't like eclipse thats completely fair#but if you come into my house acting like an asshole for no reason accusing me of things I'm not just gonna take it
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recently thinking about restructuring the timeskip period of tcwg.,..
before its essentially "mochi leaves to train her growing magic alone -> the rest of them stay together and do guild things", but i might change it to "mochi leaves to train her weird magic alone -> the rest of them break off and do their own thing for a few years"
which makes more sense since none of them know when/if mochi was ever gonna come back to them, so the mindset would eventually shift to "well we cant wait around forever, might as well move on with life"
and then when mochis magic is done growing and her training is finished, SHE has to go find THEM scattered across the central kingdom and find out if they even want to be in the guild again (they do)
taffy and coco stayed together (he didnt want to be apart from her) and stayed in a city in between their hometown and the capitol city. medium sized dock city where taffy could be close to the ocean still.
oscar went with coco and taffy for a while, but ended up moving to the capitol and when they find him he bought a house?? (and maybe owns his own business too?? no one knows how things happen to him)
lime stayed extremely active in the magic community. often moving from place to place every few months whenever he wanted and regularly did magic side quests (and the underground ring obviously). he would visit oscar and coco/taffy every so often to check in on them.
none of them ever really abandoned the magic side of the world and often did little magic side quests where they could, but taffy/coco/oscar had much more of a normal life with a home and job compared to lime (when you ask him about it he'll say something about "expanding his horizons/seeing the world/improving himself/didnt really find a place he liked and wanted to stay in for a very long time", and while thats all true the overarching reason is "searching for mochi")
(the underying plot of the timeskip/post-timeskip is that the power of magic in general is growing beyond what anyone had seen before. the reason mochi had to leave is because at the end of the first arc, her magic was supposed to be done growing and she could relax but it didnt stop. so pom took her somewhere to get a handle on it where she could essentially go ham and not hurt anyone by accident, since even pom didnt know how much she was going to be capable of eventually.
after a few years it eventually does stop growing, and poms new quest for mochi is to visit the other witches and investigate what is causing the magic to react in such a weird way, and for that she needs her guild back)
#and mochi is NERVOUS#m: theyre gonna hate me....#p: no they wont stop being a coward#bpp#text#word vomiting today#this is a little more fair for the guild#so they dont have to sit around waiting for her and go and train in the meantime living life#3 years?? maybe 5??#who knows#when she finds them again she discovers that as her magic was growing theirs was too as a consequence#they all have new and stronger abilities after the timeskip#the order she finds them is coco/taffy -> oscar -> lime#because she starts at their hometown and moves on from there#and lime is hard to get a hold of. im not sure how they find him yet#the most obvious choice would be coco texting him (WE FOUND MOCHI YOU GOTTA COME HOME!!!)#and then he blocks her for a while because he thinks shes just being an asshole again LMFAO
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