#failsafe is the best

[vulshokbersrker]

Come meet the fun Golden Age A.I. Failsafe, and talk about the old days with her crew. Steer clear from the end of those stories though. Or explore the Vex tunnels that traverse the inner workings of the centaur.

[theflashjaygarrick]

How it feels right now as a Batman comic reader

[cheritouu]

*clutches my head*

I think I’m gonna be sick they are literally the siblings of all time…

#getting scolded

[cure-stars]

"but you see......this is where my story ends."

"then, let's start it―― right now! your next story!"

as if you're opening a present every second.

as if i'm searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone. 🎪

[poisonousquinzel]

Harley: is literally friends with Batman at this point in the comics

some folks: uh actually Harley hates him! the fandoms "wine aunt" jokes miss the point because she hates Batman and she hates his family!

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #29

just the little things (having a snack) you do with your enemy you hate so so much who you despise and wish would die and who's family you deeply hate and also wish would die

[crispy0nion]

failsafe i love you i would die for you. weeps and sobs

[theforsakenprince]

echoes is actually going to kill me dead. bungie you've done it again

[milkshakeworm]

more robin ig, im trying out these wax coloured pencil things ive got laying around home and so far i only like the green

[storm-of-feathers]

:')

[hastalavistabyebye]

i'm here to bother you about failsafe 🏷️ 🖊️ 🥪 🩸

My stern, no-nonsense boi ! Here's for you <3

🏷️- How did they get their name ?

Failsafe got his name from his trainer who used the expression in front of his training batch, a bit before their graduation. They all agreed it suited him, with his always focused, steady mind and determination. They all knew that he would be the failsafe of his battalion. After very bad campaigns, sometimes he wonder if he hadn't been wrongly named.

🖊️- Do they have any tattoos ?

I answered that one here !

🥪- What's their favorite food ?

Porridge. It's nutritious, not too sweet (too sweet is bad, he will give lectures) and most importantly bland. That man is super picky about food and taste and textures. Porridge and oat are like better ration bars and puddings, perfect for him.

🩸- What's the worst injury they ever gotten ?

He got burned during a training accident back on Kamino with a faulty blaster. The scars are the most expensive on his throat and go down his shoulder and top of the arm, on the left side.

You can find more of him here if you want ☺️

Ask game

[rainbowangel110]

Surface pressure is an adora song. You're welcome.

I- I guess

[ettadunham]

guys... guys... did you know that if you try to play an instrument in bg3 while not being proficient at it, you get rotten tomatoes thrown at you? and if you do it in camp with scratch, he'll come up and howl at you. i love this game so much.

[martyrbat]

help the mutuals and dash were taking about gotham war and i just realized we weren't all (rightfully) shitting on war games again

[lostxmelody]

game au sounds interesting!

thanks thats the most bare-bones one afdkakjfjks

it's basically what it says. it'll be an mmorpg thing where mikoto picks up the game as a way to escape from work and obv meets fuuta through it. there's really not a lot written rn, less than 1k words which is insane for me, but i'll put a small snippet below

(i use [] for placeholder text)

[You have sent a friend request to pazuzu_soccer.]

[pazuzu_soccer has rejected the request.]

[pazuzu_soccer]:

What the hell?

[KMikoto]:

I thought if I distracted you it could work.

[pazuzu_soccer]:

What kind of brain-dead plan is that??

I would unfriend you immediately afterward.

[KMikoto]:

I guess it was worth a shot.

By the way, where can I find []?

[pazuzu_soccer]:

Google it.

[KMikoto]:

Aren't you supposed to know everything?

Are you too ashamed to admit you don't know? It's okay.

[pazuzu_soccer]:

Idiot. Of course I know. It's a basic-level quest that any noob has to go through.

[KMikoto]:

So where is it?

It's okay to say you forgot.

[pazuzu_soccer]:

I didn't forget.

Do you think I'm some kind of moron? You're trying to goad me into answering. I'm not falling for that crap.

[KMikoto]:

Wow~ I am very impressed, pazuzu_soccer.

You at least have the comprehension skills of a high school first year!

[]:

use DMs. people are trying to farm here.

[KMikoto]:

Oh, hey there!! Can you tell me where to find []?

[]:

google it

Mikoto's eye twitched, and his hands stilled over the keyboard. So everyone on this game was an asshole.

[pazuzu_soccer]: Lmao.

[solidwater05]

I'm watching a video about a nuclear reactor in Minecraft and I understand the nuclear part better than the redstone part. What the fuck is a monostable circuit.

[cabinetsecurity]

I’m not a big of super dark angsty batman but the one thing I agree with in those universes is his contingency plans for every powered individual he knows because a) as a normal human who doubles as the strategic powerhouse of the justice league it makes sense that he would need to be prepared b) it adds interesting character depth. In the best takes he has one for himself, what does that say? c) he lives in a world where through mind control or red kryptonite, it isn’t unreasonable to assume you may have to fight your closest allies