Mary J. Blige - "Failing In Love".
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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my monthly post WOOOOO okay but actually i luv this piece it looks so pretty im sohappy
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— 34 excuses for why we failed at love, Warsan Shire
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Damian: Father, where is Alfred? I need his counsel on an issue.
Bruce: He stepped out for some errands, but I can help in his place. What's the issue?
Damian: No. Even I am more knowledgeable in the ways of the heart than you. I shall wait for Alfred's return.
Bruce mouthing: In the ways of the heart?
Later that evening: ........
Bruce: Did Damian talk to you about his problem today, Alfred?
Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce. The lad seemed to be sweet on a classmate and was seeking guidance on how to approach the young man.
Bruce: Why didn't he come to me!? I could help him!
Alfred: Seeing as you failed to get Jack Fenton to glance in your direction, let alone consider you a romantic partner, I fail to see how you would help Master Damian with Danny Fenton.
Bruce: Jack Fenton has a son!? A son Damian fancies!?
Alfred: Yes, he does. Interestingly enough, I had a similar conversation with your father back when he learned Anthony Fenton's son was Jack.
Bruce: I can't believe this. It's always the Fentons. WHY CAN'T THEY EVER LOVE US BACK?!
Alfred: Well, you know what they say. The third time is the charm. Perhaps Master Damian will have better luck than you or your father did.
Bruce: Do you really belive that?
Alfred: Oh not at all. I've seen the way Mr.Fenton looks at Master Damian. That is not the expression of a boy who fancies someone. Rather, I would say it's the one a butcher aims at a cow for slaughter.
Bruce sighing: And the cycle of heart break contuines.
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