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There has been a great spiritual awakening globally. This is a hard earn Truth about spiritual war which must to come. It's important my fellow you hold unto what serve you best and remember to talk to your dead one's who have travel to the great beyond. Talking to them is not a Sin oh you christian. Truth about this is, the dead can't lie rather the give true answers to whatever questions asked and also help in providing solutions if properly conjure. This is Pure POWER and WISDOM.
Sliding past the fact that I have never once said necromancy is a sin (as I am not Christian, I don't believe anything is "sin," per se), going by the spirit channelers I've been observing for years, this war you're talking about was supposed to have been won already. Like they were saying it was already won back in 2022. We were supposed to be in the utopian new age right now.
And not just that, but all big apocalyptic predictions like this ever have been wrong. Each and every one of them. Even ones by people just as certain as you are right now.
Everyone making these kinds of predictions always thinks they're special and unique from the rest. They think they've got the right techniques, the right mindset, the right beliefs, whatever. But each and every one of them is shown to be wrong, each and every time.
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Time Magazine in 1997 - "Kids of the future are gonna HATE vaping!"
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if this post gets one thousand notes i shall dress in the fashions of a 2020 tiktok alt kid the day my album comes out.
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The number of white, ostensibly liberal male political pundits insisting that elections in the Biden/post-Dobbs era are just Completely Unpredictable and Wild sure is something, huh.
#hilary for ts#politics for ts#here let me clear it up for you: women like bodily autonomy#they will vote for it and associates candidates and measures in large numbers#if your only exposure to political realities is through politico the nyt and the aforementioned polls#and you confidently predict a Red Wave every time#which ~somehow fails~ to materialize#then sure it’s baffling i guess#otherwise really not so much
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"I bet you're a good dancer."
From Superboy (1994) #85
#conner kent#superboy#cassandra cain#batgirl#they are pretty cute when they're being each other's beards#he predicts dancer cass!!#this is like black bat coming from tai'darshan#on purpose or not i think it's sweet to see how her failed romances do shape her for the better
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HE FUCKING DIES??????
✨BSD predictions✨
Pretty sure Bram ain't dead and that he'll come back somehow because of his magical regenerative vampire powers
Teruko isn't fully dead and when they defeat the "Holy dude" (or whatever his name is I forgor) she'll materialize back
If Teruko comes back then Koochie man (Fukuchi) might come back too bc of *insert really really good explanation here*
Evidence? Asagiri has a hard time killing off characters
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and then they kiss or something
#ok so fun fact this was drawn WAY before i watched the episode where they have a fun little nightmare where the sky bleeds#and then there was that fun little silly moment when marius (in a State of Mind) is failing to stop himself from consuming blood and#in order to stop himself he ends up grabbing jericho by the lapels etc etc#when i tell you i jumped in my seat when that happened because how did i predict that action#completely different context but still#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#ol' jericho sticks#marius renathyr#virgil#jericho x marius#< technically#do they have an actual ship name or? ive just been calling them jerichus or lethijerichus for them plus lethica but its not very metal#staring at them and kicking my feet giggling
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Home alone
Bookish - Prev chapter: Taken- pt 1 here
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“I know you’re awake,” Roman’s voice sounded, too close. “Why don’t you open your eyes.”
Dani shifted under the covers, nestled further in and mumbled: “Because I’d have to see things I don’t like.” It was too early to see Roman’s fucking face first thing in the morning.
Roman hummed in understanding. “Like this knife,” he said after a beat.
She didn’t move yet but her eyes shot open.
A chuckle followed. His hands were empty. Fingers laced, resting on his stomach, legs crossed, sitting in her chair at the end of her bed, crumpling up her jeans. He opened his hands, fingers still laced turning his palms up, showing he wasn’t hiding anything.
Dani groaned and rolled onto her back. Yeah, she sure was awake now.
“I brought you breakfast,” he said, noticing her side-eye towards the plate spying what he’d brought her. “I’m going to leave in a bit. Out for some business. I’ll get some groceries on the way back, anything you want?”
Yeah, a gun, but she didn’t say as much. “Chocolate,” she said instead, voice still hoarse with sleep, just to say anything really though she did crave it. And to her surprise he nodded when he got up from the chair. She’d figured she’d have to earn such things.
“Don’t go anywhere,” he said in a playful tone and closed the door behind him. The key rattled against the lock, the doorknob twisted as he tested to make sure she was locked in, and his footsteps retreated down the stairs.
Dani waited under the covers until she heard the front door slam shut in a somewhat more distant part of the house, then she threw the covers aside and sat up.
She shot into her jeans, pulled on a t-shirt over her tank top and put her hair up into a neater, less bed-heady high pony tail.
And as she did, she pulled a bobby pin from her hair.
“Don’t go anywhere,” she repeated sarcastically and sat cross-legged in front of the door.
The bobby pin alone had been useless for lockpicking, she’d already found out. Days of prodding and tickling the lock with nothing to show for it. But with the combined forces of the large paperclip she had stolen from Roman’s desk – she pulled it free from the loop of the bobby pin, both hiding in her thick hair – now there was a winning combo.
It had surprised her, actually, the first time she tried it and the lock sprang open. She’d done a small victory lap around the house, but hadn’t dared to try his office yet. She needed a plan first.
She had been waiting for Roman to leave her alone for a day and now she finally had her chance.
As she worked she nibbled on the toast he’d brought her. With the literal electric device around her ankle, she didn’t really have any hopes of getting out of the house yet, but still... If there was going to be an opportunity, say, she found the remote for the blasted thing, she’d be out of here in no time. And judging by the view from the library, she would have a long forest trek ahead of her, civilization miles away.
The lock clicked and she almost literally inhaled the last piece of bread dangling between her teeth, sucking it into her mouth, chewing vigorously as she pushed the door open in triumph.
She sprang to her feet, out the door, leaned over the banister to look down into the main hall to make sure Roman wasn’t glaring up at her, silently ordering her to go back into her room. But the house was silent. And she had it all to herself. She dipped back into the room for a minute, munching down the rest of her breakfast, quickly washing it down with the orange juice he brought.
Back on the landing she had a range of options.
Oh, how she wanted to comb through the file cabinet in the library. Or see if his computer was protected as well as this house.
But first things first. An opportunity like this may not come again and getting out had more priority than sketchy information. If Roman kept the stupid remote in his pocket at all times, she was pretty screwed. Maybe she could cut the ankle band with a bolt cutter or look for a saw somewhere if push came to shove, but looking for the remote came with the option of rummaging through his office. Who knew what else she could find. Or maybe call for help. If there was nothing, she could always go for the library again.
The door to Roman’s office clicked open just as easily as her own door.
Everything on his desk was neatly tidied up. No files strewn around for him to get back to later, all papers and notebooks meticulously put away. He’d probably turned it into a habit now that she was often allowed to stroll around in the house, on the off chance the door was open and he wasn’t there. He just kept some books on the one corner, a desk lamp, and some office supplies, with of course a fucking hunting knife as a glorified paper knife. All electronics were turned off, laptop closed, no phone.
Maybe a burner in one of the drawers. And the remote could be hiding in there too. But as she rounded the desk, something moved.
“Well, well, w—”
“Jesus!” Dani all but screamed and literally jumped a few feet back.
The office chair on the other side of the desk slowly spun around. Roman beamed at her, legs crossed, hands in his lap, slowly twirling into view, looking like a fucking B-movie villain.
Dani huffed out an indignant scoff, her heart still in her throat from the unexpected twist.
“Figured you’d come here,” Roman said, pushing his fingertips together, leering at her like she was prey caught in a trap.
She fought the impulse to just bolt. She wouldn’t get far anyway. And the glint of the knife on the desk drew her attention.
“How did you know?” she said after a long exhale to steady her nerves, and she took a step towards the desk.
“Motion sensor camera’s. Your first escapade didn’t go unnoticed. Wanna see?” He opened his laptop, tapped it back to life and turned the monitor towards her, showing a notification of ‘motion detected’ and a still of her sneaking over the landing like a thief in the night. “I knew you’d take the first opportunity to try again. But you couldn’t just leave the house.” He rummaged in his pocket and pulled out the little remote. “You’d need this.”
Her expression soured. Of course he kept it on him. Still, kind of him to show her that. And to her, his words couldn’t sound more like an unsaid ‘you’ll get that remote over my dead body’ and she’d gladly oblige.
“Yes, I do.”
She lunged forward. Her hand closed around the handle of the knife, but the brief sense of victory was squashed when his hand immediately clamped around her wrist and pressed it into the wood. She glared up. He smiled back. She pulled at the grip but he only replied by squeezing her wrist harder. And harder. Until she yelped in pain, but she didn’t let go yet. Only when he pulled her wrist up and slammed her fist into the desk, once, twice, the knife slipped from her hand.
“Thank you.” Roman casually took it from her. Twirled it in his hand into a backhanded grip.
The twirl had effect, it caught her full attention and she was sure he was about to drive the blade into her fist. But instead, a hand slithered to her neck, his grip turned bruising, and all of a sudden forced her forward and he slammed her face-down into the desk.
Her head exploded in pain. Her vision went white. And her body went limp.
Muscles turned to strings of goo and she slowly sank to her knees, sliding from the desk to the floor.
Roman let her. He opened one of the drawers and pulled out a coil of thin silver wire.
As she was still trying to expel the tiny flashes in her vision, Roman took the opportunity, ripping her hand away from her brow, pressed her wrists together, and he looped the wire several times around her wrists.
She hissed when the razor sharp wire immediately snagged against her skin and her light struggle only made it dig in deeper. A drop of blood already welled up.
“Don’t fight it now, dear. You’d just cut off your own hands.” He tied the end on the whirl of silver in-between her wrists and lightly tugged at it, making sure it held and pulled at it to get her to get up. “Now come along.”
She had no choice but to let him drag her along to the basement.
He deposited her to the floor, right under a pair of chains dangling from the ceiling.
Her stomach churned when she looked up, a foreboding sensation tingling all over her body, freezing her muscles and she didn’t dare even get up.
Lighter metal jingled and Roman advanced on her, a pair of handcuffs in his hand. He cuffed it to the wire around her wrists, pulled her arms up and attached the other end to the chain dangling above her.
Again she hissed, the wire pulling at her skin, tightening around her wrists. She aimed a glare at Roman but he already walked away from her. He stopped near one of the support beams, slowly unrolled the rope looped around the hook there. Dani followed the rope with her eyes, over the ceiling beams, tied to a metal bolt, linking it with those chains right above her—
“No…”
She scrambled to get her feet under her. Just in time as Roman pulled hard at the rope. It yanked mercilessly against the chains, against the cuffs, against her skin and she couldn’t help a cry of pain as it pulled her faster to her feet.
He stopped when she was on tip-toes, struggling to keep balance. Then he firmly grasped the rope, braced himself, looked her straight in the eyes, and gave a final heave.
Her feet left the ground and she kicked out in panic, only making things worse. The wire dug into her skin and she cried out in surprise. “No. No! Let me down!”
“Very well.”
The tips of her toes brushed over the floor again and she breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, he didn’t lower her any further.
She tapped a few tiny steps back and forth. With her arms in the air, though nowhere as graceful, she almost looked like a ballerina. She nearly twirled on the spot and only managed to prevent doing so by pulling hard against the rope. She grit her teeth, lost and let out a whine as her head fell back. It worked though. It hurt, but it worked. She managed to get back into position, maintaining her balance and lessening the strain against her wrists and she stood stock still on tip-toes.
Roman simply watched her strain, nodded in approval and looped the rope back against the hook. It mercilessly kept her up. He walked back towards her, stopped right in front of her.
Helpless, she had to allow him into her bubble. Couldn’t fight or flinch back, couldn’t buck against him to get him to back the fuck off. The only thing she could do was glare at him, but with her trembling like a leaf – and she was sure he could fucking feel it so close as he was – and her face twisted in a grimace, the glare surely looked more like a plea of mercy.
Without a word he reached up, lightly closed his hands around her forearms and slowly stroked down the length of her arms, tenderly, his eyes not leaving hers. His hands came to a rest on her shoulders, gave a small reassuring squeeze, pressed down for a bit just to see her wince, and then he finally stepped back.
He looked at his fingers, hummed, and wiped the streak of blood off on her shirt. His hand dipped down, stroked her hip, and slipped into her pocket. He fished out the bobby pin and paper clip. “I knew I didn’t lose this,” he murmured and put it in his own pocket, backing away towards the stairs.
“Now, then. This time I am going for some groceries. It might take a while.” He stopped near the stairs, hand on the railing, turned towards her with a smile, and again said in an even more patronizing voice: “Don’t go anywhere.”
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#whump#lady whump#whump writing#defiant whumpee#captivity#stoic whumper#bastard whumpee#bastard whumper#escape attempt#get my girl a gun and some chocolate#bookish#my writing#failed escape#stress position#sometimes I feel bad that my stuff always has a bad ending#this is not one of those moments#does it get predictable? maybe. I just *clenches fist* love failed escape
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even though i know the leverage team gets back together as soon as season 2 starts and we barely see any time of them being apart, it makes me unreasonably upset that they not only spent six months apart, but that they didn't know they'd all join back up eventually!! like wdym hardison spent months trying and failing to track down parker?? wdym parker gained a family and then spent half a year alone again?? wdym eliot had found a way to do some good or have some kind of purpose until it was suddenly over?? wdym nate & sophie had finally caught up with each other but came to realize that neither of them were in a place to have that relationship and spent months not knowing if that had been their last chance??
#leverage#leverageposting#especially parker and hardison. i get sad thinking about how she had adapted to maybe finally having people and then it was over#only for 6mo but as far as she knew it was probably forever#and then for hardison like. trying to track her down and failing. desperately trying to figure out how to find her. wondering if shes upset#that he hasnt contacted her. but also wondering if maybe she doesnt want to be found. maybe shes over him? maybe shes gone.#sophie at least evidently spent some of that time devising a way to get the team back together (and putting on a play)#the fact sophie managed to get an invite to parker while hardison couldnt find her is funny tho. i imagine soph had a different strategy.#trying to track her down means always being a step behind. id like to think soph instead predicted where parker *would* be.#wherever the shiniest thing to steal is. or that she set up a whole grift to both steal from a museum herself but also to entice parker to#steal from the museum and find a note hidden in the back of the most theft-worthy painting etc. idk.#but anyway hardison also looked so sad in the stork job when they briefly thought parker had run off ('trust me she is gone' 'whos gone?')#so actually losing her for 6mo + assuming it was probably forever is SO SAD#and parker not having her 'more than a team' team OW OUCH IM IN PAIN
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Guys please look at this draft I made during secret life:
Guys I’m getting my cringe fail, avoiding-death-while-dying-a-lot, and murder duo dreams
#deadass I’m watching this season and sitting there like… didn’t I call this#my dreams are coming true#my cringe fail 1 2 and 3 dreams are coming true but with scar instead of mumbo#if anyone had to replace him with my prediction I’m glad it was scar#life series#wild life smp#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#guys I’m rooting for them so hard#any of them#please#trafficblr
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Remember when New Agers said that we were going to have quantum healing beds ("med beds") that would fix all of our health problems by now? Because I sure do. These things were supposed to be fully rolled out and implemented by now and everybody was supposed to have free access to them.
That's New Age predictions for you, though. The big changes are always just on the horizon, but they never manifest. They just keep hovering on a little further ahead, like a glittering mirage in a hot desert. Some folks catch on and turn away to find something real, but others keep following the mirage until they die.
#new agers#new age#med beds#pseudoscience#pseudomedicine#quantum woo#alternative healing#quantum healing#failed predictions#failed prophecies
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He is so cringe fail I love him
#this one I like this one !!!!! the cringe fail loser type!!!! (also he reminds me of Chifuyu look wise and me thinks pookie)#haha I am bored and succumbed to downloading it haha I hope this doesn’t consume my every waking thought ahaa#more thoughts to come fellas !!#also can yall guess who her predictable ass chose at the start? bet yall can’t guess!!!! 🤪🤪🤪#when I officially meet rui it’s over for yall I fear#jokes on everyone because I like my men silly and sad😌#green haired boy was also beat I almost chose him too and I love him so far#also professor Nicholas hiiii 🧎♂️🧎♂️ looking respectfully for a friend of a friend of a friend#tokyo debunker#kaito
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I am fascinated by the way Kendall is physically presented in later parts of Succession. Shaved head, often in monochrome brown or dressed down in track suits. Combined with his sudden repeated references to Buddhism he evokes an image that is sort of monk-like. I think he knows that in order to take Logan down he has to destroy himself as well, and he is mentally coming to terms with this. Like a state of prolonged meditation to prepare for self immolation.
#george.txt#succession#Kendall Roy#my succ predictions are always wrong#without fail#but that’s not going to stop me from making them
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I played the routes (Homicipher spoilers ahead!!!)
I already loved Mr Silvair and his route just confirmed it for me. He's not a generally nice guy but he does what he does in the name of research, and I'm weak for scientists with twisted moral compasses.
Mr Hood is just pure comfort. I want to be small and live under his cloak and be carried around and be called cute. I understand Mr Chopped so much now, he's living the dream.
I thought I'd hate Mr Machete and played his route just to have it done and see more of him BUT HE IS ALSO A SWEET GUY HE JUST TAKES A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME TO START CARING, I melted a little at the blood feeding scene.
#homicipher#mr silvair#mr hood#mr machete#I'm not a big gamer normally#But Homicipher has definitely earned the title of comfort game for me#Yes it's a horror about using a world of monsters as a parallel for humanity and human society#Because let's be for real now a lot of the time you just need to be nice and considerate to the residents to survive#(And have a pinch of common sense if you're dealing with Mr Gap or sospicious noises)#So it's a lot like navigating human society; there's nice people and people with preferences and people who aren't nice at all#Anyway despite the theme it really has a comforting vibe for me#Even deaths and jumpscares are predictable so there isn't even a real scare factor only an annoyance factor when you fail a QTE by accident
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look i like Evan/Jammer as much as the next polycule enjoyer, but everyone insisting or joking about Evan and Sam breaking up just so Evan can date Jammer next season "to fit the pattern" or whatever... it doesn't sit well with me
#evsam#like k and evan were predicted to fail by even Sam and Jammer#their love was like a flashburn#everyone saw it coming#evsam was built on trust and communication since day fuckin one dude even when they were just friends#what if evan just realizes he has a crush on jammer too#tells sam immediately because he's confused and doesn't want to hurt her#and she says “babe i figured you would realize your feelings sooner or later”#and he's like “but i still love you! so fucking much! and i want to be with you!”#and she's like “you know as well as i do polyamoury is a thing. we can talk when we get home. do you want the rest of my surf & turf?”
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y'all stop saying fyodor has never looked so sincerely angry before. he has.
I know this because, and this is not an exaggeration, the vast majority of my manga revisits are to enjoy his expressions of anger, disdain, and malcontent. i shit you not, several of my bsd meta posts wholly unrelated to fyodor were written because I happened to notice something else while flipping through to imbibe fedya's hissy fits. I don't reread the manga when I do this, just those scenes, unless something else catches my attention.
anyway, stop disrespecting my beloved pastime.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#most people are remarkably bad at reading expressions#not me though#this isnt a bit i fixated on how emotions are nonverbally communicated so that i could lie better and to develop a pleading face#for most of elementary school i studied people's faces and workshopped my own by getting feedback from others and testing them in the field#then in 8th grade my gifted program teacher made us take an assessment on how well we could read faces#to debunk body language expertise#and demonstrate the fact that most people think they can read faces but most of us cant#emphasizing why trials and presumptions based on assumptions that we can are harmful#everyone predictably failed real hard#except for me. i made an 80%#my teacher made me take it again and explain to her my process.#then she asked where i learned it and i explained to her that i never got stickers at naptime in kindergarten because i never slept#so i began obsessively refining my fake sleep#it took months but i figured out how to coordinate all of the tells and it worked i started getting stickers#so then i started to practice other states of mind#and she marked me an outlier and removed me from the data 😭#anyway. all im saying is. i love fedya's face.
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