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texasbama · 1 year ago

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#the fact that she just continues to posts these looks and keep it pushin. FUCK I LOVE HER🤣🤣🤣#megan thee stallion

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mugiwara-lucy · 1 year ago

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The captain trio's FIRST moment together 🥹

#one piece #captain trio #eustass kid #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #the fact that in the dub he called them “babies” just makes this even MORE disrespectful 🤣#and do mofos ACTUALLY THINK because of the shanks and blackbeard shit that they're out of the story??#FUCK NO!!!

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vampire-old-man-yaoi · 2 months ago

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Ok, but this line is even funnier when you consider book Armand's fascination with blenders and other household gadgets.

Amazon is 100% trying to sell him blenders.

#armand interview with the vampire #armand iwtv #vampire armand #the vampire armand #iwtv amc #iwtvedit #iwtv spoilers #iwtv art #iwtv fanart #iwtv #amc iwtv #queen of the damned #the devil's minion #devils minion #book spoilers #the fact that he mentions blenders SPECIFICALLY 🤣

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allgreekbitch · 2 months ago

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ACT 2 SPOILERS!!

caitlyn saw vi happy w her family and thought “yknow what maybe i can forgive the murder of my mother”

#and they were all a happy family #and no one died ever #in fact they have family dinners every friday and all go bowling together #🤣🤣🤣#tears in my eyes #not happy ones i’ll tell u that much #arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane act 2 #caitlyn kiramman #vi arcane #pit fighter vi #caitvi #jinx arcane #vander #isha arcane

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uzi-x33 · 3 months ago

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new darling - mizuena🎀

i love mizuena guys:33

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batri-jopa · 5 months ago

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From wild_discovery_rh on Instagram

#what do you need aliens from outer space for if can look at this😂#giant anteater #anteater #ant eater #creature #the fact he covers his whole body under this enourmously big tail like a duvet I could still handle #but then the length of tounge omg🤣#awesome #cool video

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pixlatedvampire · 8 months ago

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You gave those wounds to your god, Enki. Did you think they would heal so easily?

(Uh Oh! Someone gave the priest catholic guilt!)

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #fear and hunger enki #funger #digital art #csp #illustration #my art #pixel art #enki #hiiiiiiiiiiii so fear and hunger is great!#played it for 4 hours last night for the first time and I love it 🥰 I’ve made a half hours progress lol #I keep losing the save coin tosses #I can’t believe this is what it took to make my art brain turn back on smh it’s patho all over again 🤣#not surprisingly enki is my fav immediately a sickly rude wizard priest? yeah that’s my number lol #fun fact I edited a wiki for the first time while making this #his page didn’t have his crucifixion dialogue and I couldn’t find a transcript anywhere #so I had to go find a video with the scene so I could transcribe it myself #and I was so annoyed by the end I added it to the wiki 😂 hopefully I did it right I copied the format of the rest of the page #(note that I didn’t even own the game at this point akkajdksdj)#also! this is partially based on a fic I read! it got me thinking about how he’s walking around w stigmata #also part of why I even knew there was crucifixtion dialogue #I’ll link it in a reblog I don’t remember the name rn #oh wait should I tag this for blood? idk #tw blood #insects

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care666bear · 2 days ago

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#my best friend sent me this video and I had war flashbacks lmfao #this was easily the worst time in my life and I was always such a clown to cover up the fact I was trying to kill myself every few months #fucked up cause if you looked at this time in my life by social media I was clearly a ghetto pot smoking kid but man she was abused SO bad 🤣#I was a shell of a person #and that makes me sad cause I always pretended to be so goddamn happy lool #until I wouldn’t & the girl recording this video has unfortunately dealt with some very mentally ill moments from miss Belle 💁🏻‍♀️#forreal though these videos are a sick reminder of a life I tried so hard to leave and I know it’s funny to her but it breaks my heart lol

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qtipshelmetflower · 10 months ago

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bro brought up his undies unprompted 😭🙏 i’m getting life with no parole fr fr

#robert ‘rosie’ rosenthal #masters of the air #mota #inspo for this post came to me in a prophetic daze #no but fr i was thinking abt the coca cola scene #and the fact that rosie was a prosecutor irl which is. some kind of lawyer i think #idfk #i’m not a nerd amirite 🤣🫵#(i am a nerd. Through and Through)#casey’s hbowar ramblings

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sickofthistoxicshit · 5 months ago

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I find it hilarious that Oliver can't even keep a straight face at the sight of Luigi Ryan,

But ya'll think Buck would love the stache lol.

I think Buck's reaction would be more along the line of S03e01 Sherlock reaction to John's mucstache.

And when Hen/Chimney would ask Eddie if he's shaving his mustache because Buck didn't like it, I want something like this,

And maybe Hen or Chimney would say

🤣🤣🤣

#911 spoilers #911 speculation #nothing in the bts shows Buck's attraction to that stache🤣#oliver stark #ryan guzman #evan buckley #eddie diaz #give me a i don't shave for evan buckley #buddie #this was done with love i am in fact a ryan/eddie girl through and through #my edits

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ryllen · 10 months ago

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Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.

Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.

#letterstoear #nui #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst grim #mod posting #okay but i love squishing the bears with my thumb; they just have the right thickness to be pressed on #i really like the flower stickers; they look like romantically artistic wax seal #the letters are pleasantly nice #i love the part where cheka personally request for an audience with yuu thru sebek 🥺🥺🥹🥹 too cute hnggh .......#sebek becoming our little mailman for our little invitation aw 🥹 for those who wanna know the context of the letter;#i requested a letter from sebek that he sent home while he was away accompanying malleus on other country duty #my other favorite part is just him simply opening the letter with 'My love'#i'm sealed 🥹 the first paragraph is written so sweetly #i enjoy reading the letter slowly outside in peaceful afternoon today; i ran it through together with sebek nui #this will be my treasured keepsake from now on 🥹; it seriously made me miss letters and wish i have someone to send this kind of letter to #it was a bit funny how the envelope sebek's letter came from is sticked with the guys from free! sticker fhsdsh 🤣😂#and me with the white haired guy like WHo are u?? fsjdsdjsd (´つヮ⊂); but it's a really nice service #the thank you letter came with such a cute and yummy folding paper; thank you for the stickers too #i feel like there's a bit whoopsie on grim's winky eye fshfh like i think the sharpie just blurs the separating space '<' supposed to have #and just combine it all together into one angry eye; and sebek bear's eyes are just a little bigger than i expected it to be #but the more i look at them i think they are just having a little individuality & still cute #i embraced it all together while knowing the fact none of handmade thing would always be the same one with the other; hehe sebek nui has fr #i kinda forget that there's this kind of clip earring fshd; because i always get the ones that work like screw from aliexpress #i know that the literal clip one would just be literal meaning of pain fsh; just like the magnet one my father once got me when i was a kid #it was painful but pretty; tho i lost it quickly bcs magnet easily get loosed once one part of it moves around when u touch ur hair or face #anyhow i had a pleasant day because of this; thank you very much ! sebek nui said 'thank you' too! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ❀ ✿ 𖤣…

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mugiwara-lucy · 5 months ago

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Guys….i have to say it….i was wrong trying to get you all to vote for Kamala all these months and not President Trump who was saved by God….President Trump just exposed something inhumane about her!! That witch wants to give us HEALTHCARE!! 😂

How communist of her! It’s not like Doctor and Dental Care is expensive as shit! No let’s vote in the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself President Trump who wants to make it to where votes will no longer matter and it’ll all be fixed for us after four years!!

(/s for Sarcasm if that wasn’t obvious 🤣)

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puzzlevision · 1 month ago

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the episode didnt broke me, i broke the episode

#inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity 2 #inanimate insanity ii #ii 2 #ii 18 spoilers #ii mephoj #mephoj #yoko doing a mephoj post after episode 18 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣 what a loser it will never be canon #but seriously we dont need to force a ship to be canon #its the crews choice whether they wanted to make it canon or not #payjay wasnt my cup of tea since im more of a mephojayer but i have a neutral stance for that #ill just pretend that paper is in an exterior angled polyamory relationship with mephone oj and floory where he dates only oj 👍#you good?#im trying to make the payjayers at least proud #okay now right onto the character tagging #ii mephone4 #mephone4 ii #mephone4 #inanimate insanity mephone4 #ii oj #oj ii #oj inanimate insanity #i will rewatch the whole season of inanimate insanity someday #and hey remember that we still need exit interviews of balloon and cabby? itll probably made soon i hope #ill keep the inanimate insanity fandom alive by posting a lot of content since i just recently joined the osc in goddamn 2024 #off-topic but i wheezed by the fact that the spanish dubbing team didnt had to dub the noises mephone4 made after being plugged in s3e18 #i… didnt word that in a different way #long tags

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thebramblewood · 2 months ago

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When your witchy, scatterbrained grandmother secures you a possibly condemned old manor and forgets to send the cleaning service ahead.

Beginning / Previous / Next

Micah: Time to bust the dust.

Naomi: Ugh, gross. Good luck with that. I still say we should book a hotel.

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[Text of email]

From: Netherworld Department of Death

To: Naomi Uchiyama

Subject: Greetings Grimterns!

Dear Grimterns,

We once again extend a hearty welcome to this year’s cohort! Your grimternships begin Monday at 9:00 am. Scythes and robes will be provided. The Head Reaper has kindly made himself available for day one orientation. As you can imagine, his time is valuable; do not waste it.

Once you have proven your mettle, you will be expected at NWDD five days a week. Each morning, you will be assigned your daily duties at the Scrying Bowl. While field assignments are always top priority, you may also be asked to perform tasks of a more clerical nature...

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Naomi: [grumbling] Why did I let Grandma sign me up for this shit?

Micah: Because you're a penniless, couch-surfing burnout with no real prospects in life?

Naomi: You're one to talk, sis. You're hardly making a fortune on obituaries. Meanwhile, that San Myshuno Times best-selling novel won't write itself.

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Pizza Delivery Person: Whoa, you're actually going to live here? This place has been abandoned for years.

Naomi: On account of the creeping mist and other eerie shit, I presume?

Pizza Delivery Person: Yep! Good luck!

Micah: [dry heaves] Do I even want to know how old that fruitcake is?

Naomi: Lookin' snazzy in here!

Micah: Yeah, no thanks to you.

Naomi: Hey, I picked up those groceries!

Micah: Only because you needed more cigarettes.

Naomi: I ordered the pizza!

Micah: And sat there watching me while you wolfed half of it down.

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Micah: This is good pizza. I should really take a shower, though.

Naomi: You might actually want to burn those clothes. Better safe than sorry.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 story #story: mourningvale #legacy: g9 #micah uchiyama #naomi uchiyama #fun fact: i installed bust the dust just for this sequence 🤣#the text will be bolder in future posts!#i always forget how tumblr likes to compress the shit out of fine details #smoking tw

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pinacoladamatata · 2 months ago

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Why does Solas have a large quantity of raisins in the lighthouse? Uh Because?? His diet is apparently exclusively salted meat and cheese?? He needs fiber he's constipated???

#man's constipated okay #solas dragon age #the conversation i just had...🤣🤣🤣#anyway we have concurred that solas subsisting on salted meat and cheese for 8 fuckin years #would in fact leave an elven god constipated #so a handful of raisins here and there would help remedy that #veilguard spoilers #lmfaoooo

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wordswhisperinthedark · 5 months ago

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*sends 17 gifs of luke dying of laughter in the milkman across your desk— I mean, dash*