#facepalm @ self

[agentc0rn]

Pt.1

[skiddliebop]

Discuss: Top songs that Peerless Cucumber has queued up to daydream Luo Binghe AMVs to.

I propose:

Seven Nation Army

I'll Make a Man Out of You (obligatory training montage)

Slipping Through My Fingers (pre-conference era 😔)

Feel free to add on <3

[frostbitebakery]

@cacodaemonia asked

Ahh thank you!! Let’s do this! We’re going way overboard here *rubs hands*

Definitely I Got My Head Checked which is turning one year old today 🥳

My cursed CCs, The Unlucky Ones

Introducing: Jedi Master Goonobi and Sweater Paws and Sweet Dreams and Bribery

Cody’s smooshed face

The Studious Oh and Baby’s First Kiss? and Baby’s First Kiss

[pyro-madder]

day ?? : henryk

[tyrianludaship]

This isn't completely related to selfshipping but i unironically love making up shipnames for my s/i and the tf2 characters.

[also to note: some of these are not canon; pyro and scout are friends; and saxton hale is just kinda there. idk he's alright.]

Engineer x Morale: Radio Repair

Soldier x Morale: Roger That

Spy x Morale: Esprit de corps, Radio Drama

Medic x Morale: Herzschlag / Heartbeat

Demoman x Morale: Boombox

Sniper x Morale: Radio Silence, National Outback

Heavy x Morale: Tea and Jam

Scout x Morale: Skip Distance

Pyro x Morale: Smoke Signals

Miss Pauling x Morale: Two-way Radio

Saxton Hale x Morale: Mating Calls [this one is just dumb ignore]

Proships DNI

[d0d0-b0i]

it took another 3 years for me to notice

[simplyasteria]

I remember thinking about that one post thing about what a characters phone case says about them and then thought

Wait

Could this be applied to a characters nails?

Like, how long are their nails? Do they wear nail polish? What does this say about a character?

I was thinking about this, thinking about a character with very chipped nail polish; they cared enough to paint them, but not enough to remove them, what does this say about their self worth- wait. Wait. These are my nails. Why am I analyzing me. I'm... I'm not a character.........

[penandswords]

For someone who is strong willed for the most part.

Rima is very WEAK willed when it comes to her partners. There are few things she will say NO to.

[redwinterroses]

In addition to your commentary about commenting, kill the part of you that cringes. “Commenting ‘<3’ or one word like ‘nice’ is lame.” Incorrect. “If I leave a comment, it will be full of typos and grammatical mistakes. It’s not worth it.” Nope. “I just comment the same thing over and over again like some 10 year old kid.” That is cringe culture speaking. The internet suffered when we stopped leaving comments like “The people who clicked the dislike button thought it read dis i like” or “10 out of 5 stars!!!” or “my least favorite part was when the video ended. :(“. It is hard to kill the part that cringes, but reach inside yourself and find the part of you who says silly things in the group chat and leave a comment or reply to a comment. People love seeing that what they do is loved no matter how small the gesture. Together, let’s kill cringe!

Look, call me old (I'm old) but I genuinely think “The people who clicked the dislike button thought it read dis i like” or “10 out of 5 stars!!!” or “my least favorite part was when the video ended. :(" are fun and cute comments??? I love them. Might have to steal the middle one, lol.

But yes: cringe is dead. Long live gleeful enjoyment of whatever the heck you want and telling people about it. <3

[fuckin-sick-bih]

so i went to a very fun big haunted attraction thing tonight. as it's one of the last weekends for it and my friends had an extra ticket! yay me! all very spooky, scary, great actors and atmosphere, BUT

twice were somewhat enclosed areas where chainsaws got heavily used? and they REEKED of gasoline. i mean shit don't light a match. but both times we were going in i sneezed immediately upon smelling it because fuck me i guess

now... if you want a cursed obs check under the cut.

so the first attraction we went into was a fake hospital/asylum? idk a lot got shoved into these things. themes were a bit messy.

there were not one. BUT TWO animatronics that fucking sneezed on you. on. you. i mean these fuckers sprayed water on you. i was mortified. it wasn't good sneezing ofc, it was... no. bad nuh-uh. no thank you.

aND then my friends wanted to have a god damn conversation about it after, which i got roped into!! fuck!

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

O'ravi doesn't often get to see her family, but when she does, she always makes time to goof off with them (in this case, her brother O'rhafa) ❤️

Dance off, bro!! Me & you!!

[aria0fgold]

I'm taking Ls today yall. So my lil sis took the egg on the table that's been there since yesterday and she took a small bite and her face was like 😕 before putting it back. And I was like: "??? Is it bad? Does... does egg spoil?" And Vita is just screaming: "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"

[sdxstudio]

Ayo. I used body mist with glitter and guess what. I look like a vampire from Twilight. Also I tryed to wash it off, I can't. It don't wash off. So today, full day, I'll be looking like this one dude from Twilight XD

[beta-lactam-allergic]

I did worse. I somehow watched all of Kashimashi back in 2008 or 2009 without fully cracking my egg. My egg cracked in the 2010s.

I don't even usually watch romance shows. I've quit shows before (& since) because the cishet romantic side-plot was taking too much time from the advertised main plot that I actually wanted to see. That I actually decided I wanted to watch Kashimashi all the way through should've cracked my egg.

Yeah I also facepalm myself looking back on it.

"Some Reason"

Saotome School Secret Technique: Dense As A Brick!

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[themindelectricdemo4]

IF I NEED TO PROVE TO ANYONE TYPING IN CAPS IS MY PREFERENCE FOR SOME REASON I HAVE SEVERAL REASONS.

IT REFLECTS MY NONHUMAN IDENTITY. ROBOTIC-ESQUE, ALIEN-ESQUE, GENERALLY STRANGE & UNUSUAL, SOMETHING NOT HUMAN

ITS A TEXTUAL WAY TO RECREATE MY FLAT AFFECT. I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN MY TEXTS ARE READ WITH TONE SO ELIMINATING CAPITALIZATION & THE LACK THEREOF REMOVES AN ELEMENT OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH INTERPRETATIONS OF TONE.

IT REFLECTS MY OUTWARD IDENTITY. I LIKE TO DRESS COLORFUL ON BLACK, "SCENECORE" TYPE OUTFITS, SCENECORE CULTURE INVOLVES A LOT OF MANGLING OF TEXT & THIS IS A WAY TO DO THAT WITHOUT MAKING IT TOTALLY UNREADABLE. 1 W0N7 M4K3 4NY0N3 R34D 7H15 5H17 & IT GOES AGAINST MY PUSH FOR ACCESSIBILITY

SPEAKING OF ACCESSIBILITY CAPITAL LETTERS ARE EASIER FOR ME TO READ. THEY ARE BIGGER. YEAH. IM 1,021 YEARS OLD THESE EYES DON'T WORK LIKE THEY USED TO