#facebook translate

[mxbitters]

on behalf of my gramma i think i should be allowed to tear people who make ai generated cross stitch and crochet patterns limb from limb thank you very much

[joachimnapoleon]

I’ve seen FB’s translator tool struggle with cuirassier in various ways, but this is a new one.

[drsonnet]

Palestinian children suffering from malnutrition receive treatment at a healthcare center, amid widespread hunger in #Rafah, in the southern #Gaza Strip March 4, 2024. REUTERS/Mohammed Salem

Fear of famine grows in Gaza as emaciated children seen at hospitals - March 5, 2024 | Reuters

أطفال فلسطينيون يعانون من سوء التغذية يتلقون العلاج في أحد المراكز الصحية وسط انتشار الجوع في #رفح جنوبي قطاع #غزة https://reut.rs/3T1NsJ1 #Rafah #Reuters #GazaStarving‌‌ #Gazagenocide Mohammed Salem

[ofpd]

it's weird how in israel there are a decent number of zionists who are actually serious about ending the occupation of the west bank & establishing a two-state solution (unlike in the usa where ime the majority of liberal zionists either have entirely vibes-based politics or are just reactionary towards anti-zionism—bc it exists in the usa in real numbers, as opposed to how it's completely outside the mainstream overton window in israel—in a way that makes them forget that they have political goals more specific than the vague idea of zionism) like on the one hand it's nice that there isn't quite as sharp of a divide between zionists and anti-zionists here and you're able to collaborate with more people whom you largely disagree with towards specific pressing goals but on the other hand it's crazy that often even among smolanim you can't just assume that someone isn't a zionist. like it's definitely not outside the overton window among smolani activists but it's not a given the way it would be in the usa

[batri-jopa]

Quite recently I realised that whenever I hear or see a word "always" it sounds in my brain more like polish "za każdym razem" (that is "every single time") instead of what I've been taught ("zawsze" is more like "now and forever"). Would you please tell me what it really means?

[d-criss-news]

Luis Anderson: Despues de seguir a este señor por 14 años, su musica y su carrera desde A very Potter Musical, Glee, American Crime Story, Hollywood, Computer Games, lo conoci (omitan mi cara de pendejo, porque estaba bien nervioso) 🤣 Pero bueno otra meta se concreto y fue bien chido el man🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

*After following this man for 14 years, his music and his career from A very Potter Musical, Glee, American Crime Story, Hollywood, Computer Games, I met him (omit my stupid face, because I was very nervous) 🤣 But another one goal was concrete and the man was very cool🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[jakey-beefed-it]

So there's... far too much to unpack with regard to these genuinely awful people we used to know through my shitbag nazi cousin- they were her shitbag nazi husband's shitbag nazi parents from eastern germany -but among their many, many, many objectionable qualities they saw fit to give me a weirdly horny advent calendar every christmas, where you like pluck the little window open and take the mediocre chocolate out and there's boobs underneath or whatever. And at the time we were trying so hard to just get along with these people* so I was like "right, different culture, nudity is much less taboo in Germany, this is probably a perfectly normal gift to give someone you barely know" and had to sort of go "Thhhhaaaaaaaanks!"

And like. Look. I'm straight (as Bob Belcher says, "I mean, I'm mostly straight) but I'm kinda low libido and/or demisexual idefk which and mostly, any sort of public acknowledgement of horniness just makes me slightly uncomfortable. And these women were... like I'm sure they're fine, I'm sure there are lots and lots of men who like that whole bleach-blonde plastic boobs spray tan kind of look or else it wouldn't have been a thing at various points in horny history, but I'm not one of those men, these women do not really appeal to me much at all. Like if they'd gotten me a 'flirty bespectacled goth nerdy girls' calendar it still would've been awkward as hell but at least a little more targeted, you know?

Anyhow this is getting off track. The point was that it was honestly the most painfully awkward part of a whole painfully awkward ordeal with these fucking people and so no, I don't want to respond to your fucking Facebook message ya freaks.

*knew the husband had some... dubious far-right ideas, weren't aware that he was a full-on goddamn nazi and that he'd gotten it from said parents

[ghost-orion]

linkin park..... stop texting me...... we're through.... it was a long time ago.... it was meaningless....

[lesbiansloveseokjin]

day 81/547 of seokjin’s military service x

this selca was tweeted on 140221 with the caption:

I'm Rap Mon. Till late! from the pre-recording till live broadcast ARMYs who waited to see us thank you so so much~~! ARMYs who tuned in to us live as well thank you very much

(trans cr: Denise @ bts-trans x)

~bonus pics under the cut~

the boys tweeted this pic with taeyeon:

With Taeyeon-sunbaenim who helped us to choose "Boy in Luv" as our title song! We met in Music Bank euhaha

(trans cr: Iraide @ bts-trans x)

jimin's fancafe post from that day:

Jiminie draws the members Pt2! Since there are members I've yet to reveal so I'm here to reveal them~ hehe Jin hyung! And the mak-doong-ie (youngest) hehe

(trans cr: Denise @ bts-trans x)

bonus pics from that day:

[thisispoggers]

These are so cuteee oh my god!

Thank you so much for your services💕🙏

TEEHEEHEE ur very much welcome lol there is honestly more that I should be editing for convenience cuz umm there is a lot and yall fans (new and old) deserve to see them cuz they are just stinky cute and I love the lil side stories

And there is STILL a lot that I haven’t saved up and seen yet cuz looking through old posts in any website is a bit of a nightmare NXKSNCKDNCN

[shilohsylvanian]

today on “Bad facebook translations”

[bobendsneyder64]

In other, not so fun, news: Bo Bendsneyder suffered a broken collarbone and a foot injury after his crash today in the race 🤕

[joachimnapoleon]

In addition to being bad at French, Facebook’s translator tool apparently struggles with Roman numerals too.

[drsonnet]

Maarten Wolterink / Netherlands

Countries (and their officials) complicit in the #genocide in #Palestine, like the U.S., UK & Germany, will not be made immune from legal accountability by using the fig-leaf tactic of contributing humanitarian aid or arranging symbolic air drops. They remain co-perpetrators.

-Craig Mokhiber : Human rights lawyer, justice campaigner, global citizen.

الدول المتواطئون في الإبادة في #غزة #فلسطينن ، مثل الولايات المتحدة والمملكة المتحدة وألمانيا ، لن يفلتوا من المساءلة القانونية بخدعة المساعدات الإنسانية أو ترتيب عمليات #الإنزال الجوي الرمزية. هذه الدول مازالت مشاركة في الجريمة مهما فعلت. كريج مخيبر

[infinitesofnought]

If we avoid the experience of boredom, we also avoid the opportunity to enter a new dimension of being. Boredom is a defense mechanism of our unenlightenment - it always manifests itself when we are close to creating suspicion that we are in no way as firm, persistent, detached, permanently and clearly defined as we believed before. Boredom is the intrusive little sign of the little tyrant in us that signals to us: "DO NOT GO OUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ABOVE THIS POINT, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT BITTERLY!"

– Ngak'chang Rinpoche, Journey into Inner Space

[imferns]