idk if i ever posted this but i found it again while scrolling thru google drive. cringe adam roland shit from 2022 ft. a fanon adam that speaks like a medieval poet cuz we thought it was funny freak behavior
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Jaysohn: that's Lukas
Tula: oh
Lukas: [congested] mint, mama! I had mint and I need it to live!
Tula: oh, uh
Aabria: full meltdown
Tula: hi, are you Lukas?
Lukas: it's the bosses of me! Hi.
Tula: the what?
Lukas: they're the bosses of me
Jaysohn: I'm not your boss
Tula: Jaysohn
Jaysohn: I don't --
Tula: why is Lukas telling me that you're the boss of him?
Lila: we gave him back!
Tula: what do you mean --
Jaysohn: we gave him back to Education.
Tula: you gave him back?
Lukas: they gave me back, but my allegiance remains with Jaysohn and Lila.
Tula: is your nose stuffy?
Lukas: yeah
Tula: come here come here come here [Brennan:] I'm going to lay on hands five points to cure a disease, and I'm just gonna blow into one of his nostrils.
Aabria: yea!
Rashawn: oh!
Brennan: just [pwah] just catch a bunch of snot.
All: noises of general disgust
Aabria: Amazing! A snot rocket like, scatters across the ground.
All: more noises of disgust and dismay
Tula: oh, there you go sweetie.
Lukas: [not congested!] Oh my God! Mom! That lady's mouth is mint! Hi
Tula: hi
Lukas: I pledge my allegiance to your family forever!
Tula: oh that's very --
Jaysohn: yeah, you gotta stop giving yourself away, it's weird.
Lukas: breathes in and out deeply
Jaysohn: but you can be our friend
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