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[ironhoshi]

Cal flinches. Fives wants to shoot whatever made his vod react like that.

“No,” Cal says, twisting his hands up in the long sleeves of the borrowed top. When they had found the nipper stowed away on the ship he had been wearing a comically oversized poncho in bright pink. Now he is wearing something the General had dug out of the depths of somewhere. “I'm fine.”

Echo hums. Fives knows the other doesn't believe him, he doesn't believe him.

[sollilua-2]

my friends watching me get attached to a character that only has 0.0000002 seconds of screentime again:

[goji-pilled]

id nap right npw tbh. however i have a younger sibling who loves to randomly jump me like he's trying to rob me so that will probably not happen

[claudemblems]

My post still isnt showing up in the tags??? I think my blog might be shadowbanned idk HELP

Edit: I THINK IT IS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MESSAGES ON MY TUMBLR APP ANYMORE IM

[bugeyedfreaks]

my icon wears a helmet but I guess I have to cut the top of my skull off and expose my brains to be completely accurate

so yeah I’m VERY screwed

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[shotmrmiller]

ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.

soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)

interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?

"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."

soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.

"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.

soap nods. "ah'll be there."

"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."

yeah, he'd hate to have that.

soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.

maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.

"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.

simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"

soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."

the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.

you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.

"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."

you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."

your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-

"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"

he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.

"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."

you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.

"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"

[deadeery]

VAMPIFIES YOUR PIRATES 🩸🩸🧛‍♂️💥

[ultracrystalaesthetiques]

Just got back from the allergist and now I need to start making a plastic bubble to live in because The World is Not For Me.

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

[my-darling-boy]

And it hurts to miss you, but it’s worse to know

That I’m the reason you won’t come home

Photos by keltikfilm, editing by me

[sparkythecat]

(a little self indulgent with this one I need it rn 😞)

Your f/o would never take a joke too far. If you're a little sensitive and have a hard time taking jokes sometimes, they know that, and will make sure you feel comfortable, never joking about things you don't want to hear or taking small jokes too far. Your f/o would never think you're childish if you ask them to tone down the teasing or joking.

If someone else is being like that to you, your f/o will do all they can to protect you and comfort you. They know how much it can effect you, and they want you to feel ok.

DNI PR0 SHIPPERS/C0M SHIPPERS

[sollilua-2]

okay im finally over the denial phase and my (current/favorite) art style does NOT work with lineart

[sonyshock]

'Aiming a little low, don't you think?' Social media  + Commissions  + PAPERCUT

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[dailyhatsune]

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[samglyph]

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