Zani - she/her - ace - multifandomI've got a hero complex and sometimes I make things.(Profile pic made by the wonderful @fridgefanatic)
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gotta hand it to wicked because if a random salesman from fuckass Kansas in the early 1900s got isekaid into a world where everyone was convinced he was a wizard he WOULD immediately invent fascism
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You always see the effectiveness of SOLDIER portrayed in their superior strength and speed—but what about their enhanced healing capabilities? I feel like that would be even more unnaturally terrifying. The superpowers are something that’s easy to dream of. But what about a warrior you’re sure you struck down with a deep gash, who you left bleeding in the mud, just getting up as you turn away and coming after you again. No matter how many times you strike them down, they just keep getting back up, an unkillable monster, built to outlast you, staying exactly the same as you succumb further and further to exhaustion. An endurance hunter. Even if you find a way to trick them, to get around their enhanced senses and superior fighting skills, you have something that just won’t die. Like zombies without the dead part
#oh the besties are having spooky Socratic seminars today let’s goo#when playing crisis core it’s always funny how unfair it seems when an enemy heals#whereas I’m healing every other goddamn move#imagining it from the enemy’s perspective is terrifying#‘oh thank god I’ll be ok’ then the SOLDIER you’re facing groans and rolls his eyes and kills you with annoyance despite the many hits#ff7
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justice for the green glasses they were one of my favourite parts of the musical
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oh im gonna be weird about this for so long
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⛈️STORM INCOMING ⚠️ SEEK SHELTER ⛈️
Hurricane windbreaker pre-orders are open!
CLOSING JULY 25TH
Hurricane woven blankets are now available as well!
Link to my online shop here! <3
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flogov art from a longgggg time ago
also here's my beautiful beautiful friends @a-nvil art of them for me bless her soul go follow her (she does not post)
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California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks
California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks
#bro same#I like to imagine he sees some shiny rock in a store#and the owner is like ‘yup. tricked you didn’t it. that’s pyrite AKA fools gold’#(inside Cali feels the wails of a thousand damned pioneers)#‘neat! I’ll take it! :3’#welcome to the table
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California: are you ready yet?
Florida: no, I lost my keys
California: …
California: how do you lose 800 islands?
Florida: not funny!
California: I thought it was funny
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Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough
#krypto is here and caped up!!#the trunks are ON#they’ve got their hearts in the right place with this one :3#superman
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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Eepy hero don’t get a crook in ur neck
#he’s just a babyyy#usually I imagine it’s some sort of sterile stasis but this is so restful and cozy and gentle aaa I love it#ocarina of time#loz
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
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Not a happy couple, but they do both look good in green…
Fanart of my own fic! I really just wanted to draw what Gelphie was wearing to their engagement ball while being a little bit angsty ☺️
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In honor of winter here’s some cozy Alaska/Maine for y’all.
BIG and smol
Reference/inspiration under the cut:
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