#ezekiel would

[arrowheadedbitch]

Cassandra: What's your favorite hobby for when you're not doing library stuff? Mines working on equations.

Jacob: Writing papers on art and architecture.

Ezekiel: Launching cyber attacks on random douchebags on tinder.

Cassandra:...

Jacob:...

Jacob: You WHAT?

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Happy 10th Anniversary to The Librarians!

Premiered 7th December 2014.

[slimeysodaa]

just pulling out all the august 2022 tdi art here, im going through something

anyway uh, i believe with all my heart that they would all be besties. that’s it thats the whole post. they’re playing mario kart rn 

(lil detail btw; their controllers are custom made for each of them, they were gifts from Harold who also customized his own) 

[j1gsawz]

it makes me so upset that jigsaw & spiral flopped because now the odds that we’ll ever see logan again or get a continuation of zeke & schenk’s story are virtually non existent. i’d sell a kidney for more logan nelson or spiralshipping content at this point.

[ethicaltreatmentofcowplants]

outtakes: mad about dodo/simply lilac (set after this lol)

DODO: (likely woken from the nicest most pleasant dream not involving those piles of laundry the Watcher is using to try and get him to switch to the NEAT trait)

DODO: Wha’?

ARAMINTA: ‘This is about you, not me’. Oh, really now. The self-awareness is astounding. And how dare she? I’m glad however that she has one friend - she certainly made so many on the show…

DODO: Minta.

ARAMINTA: And to imply that I would ever treat someone unfairly simply because they were friends with a person I didn’t take to? She’s certainly colouring me with her own view of the world. Perhaps if she’s so concerned, she should gatecrash and interrupt me at my job and take up my time - and everyone else’s - with her astoundingly well-timed bursts of paranoia-

DODO: Minta, you’re adorable. But the island was the first time you lived away from home and you’ve never played a team sport before. Or had a job with colleagues who you had to cooperate with, whether you got along with them or not. And right now, I can totally tell?

ARAMINTA: (pauses) How so?

DODO: You don’t know how to reconcile it when you don’t like a sim who doesn’t have the ‘EVIL’ or ‘MEAN’ trait. Sometimes two sims just don’t like each other, and it doesn’t mean that one of them is ‘good’ or the other is ‘bad.’ Shay’s not ‘bad’. She’s just, to you it seems anyway, annoying. 

ARAMINTA: (dry chuckle) You could say that.

DODO: Also you can go out, do your horsey thing, and leave it all in the stadium. Not everyone can separate things that easily. There’s a leftback on Britechester who, like, hardly anyone who knows him away from football has a bad word to say about him. And rationally I know that he’s a decent guy. But as an opponent he’s really uncompromising, he deliberately gets beneath your skin, messes with your head - and he pushes the rules to their limit. To me he’s just a fucking dick.

ARAMINTA: You mean J. Huntington Jr? But he’s always so polite.

DODO: And I’m sure he is. To people who aren’t Foxbury players and who don’t play on opposition teams. But you see what I mean? Maybe Shay can’t be someone’s friend and compete against them at the same time. Maybe she didn’t want to make any other attachments because she didn’t want to hurt a friend.

ARAMINTA: That makes sense. I just wish things were different.

DODO: It doesn’t mean you’ve failed if you don’t like everyone you meet. Or if not everyone likes you. You know that you haven’t forgotten about me and it’s not like you’re going around hitting on all the contestants, so what does it matter what anyone else thinks?

ARAMINTA: I think - sometimes I worry that I’m nice to people not just for the sake of being nice, but because I want them to like me. I mean, it’s important to me to treat others well in and of itself. So why isn’t it enough?

DODO: Welcome to the world of being a pixel person with complexities, Minta. Being liked is just a natural thing to want. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Anyway, I think that someone needs a hug.

ARAMINTA: (straightens expectantly)

DODO: Yeah, the butler was looking kind of down earlier?

ARAMINTA: You’re a scamp.

DODO: You like it, c’mon. Also, that’s kind of why I’ve been leaving the toilet seat up all the time. Just so you won’t forget about me and flirt with all the contestants.

ARAMINTA: Sure, Dodo. Sure…

dodo harper by @akitasimblr. also shay i love you, promise - ginger solidarity (shay by @changingplumbob)

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Drew mine and my best buddy's blorbos as ponies for funzies

[motheroftheantichrist]

It would have been hilarious if in Spiral when Zeke was chained to the pipe he didn't notice the bobby pin William had left for him and actually sawed his arm off to escape. William comes down to check on him wondering what's taking so long and is just no, dude, that's not-- Jesus Christ Zeke, there was a bobby pin right fucking there--

[total-drama-brainrot]

Is Ezekiel one of your favs? You talk a LOT about him and pick that little feral farm boy apart several times over (love seeing dissections of him don’t get me wrong)

Not really. He's just interesting to think about.

Ezekiel’s character is probably the most tragic one out of the whole series; he enters the show incredibly naive and sheltered, gets eliminated first for parroting misogynistic views he obviously internalised from someone else (most likely an authority figure in his life, and given the nature of his incredibly isolated upbringing that's most certainly his dad) and is immediately universally disliked by the people around him.

He fundamentally changes himself to be (what he believes is) more appealing to the world at large, only to be faced with the same treatment.

And then he literally goes feral. Not even in a metaphorical sense - this kid goes full Gollum Mode and starts living underground with mutated gophers after throwing himself into an active volcano.

His whole story arc on the show is objectively a tragedy, which is free real estate for things like AUs and, in my case, character analysis.

What could he have done differently to prevent his fate? Why was he so hellbent on winning in World Tour to the point his body and mind started to decay?

Why he geen? 🟢

[weepingmilkshakedreamer]

B0YFRIEND KISSER

alz0 bef0re any0ne askz yez I'm int0 t0tal drama n0w since i g0t int0 it a few dayz ag0 and well my first entry in the fand0m iz me sp00n feeding the harzeke shipperz thiz. l0l :]

[arrowheadedbitch]

I am once again thinking about how Ezekiel 100% definitely has a valid reason to not like donating to museums that he will never tell to Stone even if it means winning the SHIT out of an argument.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Your grace under pressure is always admirable, sir."

The Librarians S03E01 And the Rise of Chaos.

[werewolfsmile]

Just watched The Librarians S2E8 And the Point of Salvation and...

I loved it, for the most part. Cleverly written and a fantastic Ezekiel-centric episode! He had beautiful moments with each of the others and learnt so much from them. He had substantial character growth and was given the space to bear the weight of serious circumstances and respond appropriately. This episode had the potential to be incredibly pivotal for Ezekiel's character!

And yet....

That ending. What the hell?? What do you mean his memory is lost and he forgets all of those poignant moments???? All those conversations, all that learning to rely on others - are freaking serious??

I'm never a fan of time loop episodes, but I thought they were handling this one pretty well. Right up until they erased all of Ezekiel's character growth at the drop of a hat. This was literally the equivalent of "and then she woke up" being used in a novel. It's weak and strips all purpose of what the characters have just been through.

Ugh! Tell me I'm not the only one. How dare they give me such a good episode of growth and discovering potential for Ezekiel Jones, then take it all back with a just kidding!

[sassy-bitch-since-2007]

Let's be honests guys, the only reason Noah was in the same team as Alejandro is because otherwise Alejandro would have flirted with him at any given moment (you know, to vote him off or something) which would have made us ship them.

Jokes on everyone, we ship them together anyway.

[sofia-not-sophie]

I need a Librarians and Once Upon a Time Crossover STAT

[its-short-for-jackalope]

I love how Grace has a pattern of winning over/connecting with literal monsters—first Lumberaxe, then Max Jägerman—not because she's all good and pure of heart, but because there's something monstrous in her too.

[corey-wh0re]

You know what, bud? I think I've seen just about enough of you for a whole lifetime. Zeke Goodman as Brian Blandsman in Cruel Intentions (2024) | Episodes 1x07: "Eta" & 1x08: "Theta"