#exuses

[cloudyinparadise]

Any cool women you know? /@i-send-you-random-asks

My dad's cool as fuck, I'm gonna pretend that counts. She's a trans woman who is 193cm tall and huge, there's literally nobody who dares to do anything to her because she could literally just break your entire body by just holding you if she wanted. But, she's super nice and does anything to make people around her feel accepted and understood. She came out as trans at around 40 years old and is only getting more awesome than she did when she was a man. She doesn't want me and my siblings to call her mum because she prefers dad and also doesn't want us to feel like we lost a parent.

TL;DR/summary - my dad is a metal trans woman who is one of the nicest people I know, despite her difficulty of being surrounded by idiots.

[0nyx-4nd-th3-ch402]

14

more days until my Birthday and tbh I feel like I'm gonna either melt or be sad idk :/

[spacepatrolhana]

Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

[reine-de-rat]

The hill I will die on is that Emmrich is assertive to sassy Rook when he's had enough of the teasing and and flirting and pushing his buttons.

And he will most definitley pin Rook against the nearest surface in private and say things like "Such a wicked thing you are. Whatever shall I do with you?"

Then proceed to absolutely drive Rook mad because he would 100% use his knowledge of anatomy to know where to touch and press without ever giving Rook what they want until Rook is a breathless mess and when they inevitably make some noise or say his name he pulls back to observe his work and say something like,

"Yes, dear one? Use your words."

....

Sendhelp

[2aceofspades]

Look at me

Gah...I forgot how much I love their dynamic...and just how much it means to me.

[herebutnotpresent]

click for better quality

Tfw you transmigrate back into a shitty noble household, pre-unification Toph edition

check out their pre-uni atla idea @allgremlinart (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ

[clownmfxx]

Ermm,, waiter waiter!!1 more baldi please

[nitemurr]

GUYS WHY DID I WAKE UP TO DREAMSMP DRAMA ON TWITTER WHAT YEAR IS THIS?????

WHY IS DREAM CALLING TOMMY SLURS???

[triona-tribblescore]

For drawing prompts, mayhaps some Brains and Brawn duo, with an eepy Donnie?

Watching raph be shit at gaming calms him knowing his score will never be beat uvu

[nyasyang]

those jaya fanfics that have kai as the "really overprotective older brother" piss me off sm

like that's not the same kai that helped jay ask nya to be his yang or the same kai that covered his ass eyes to give jay and nya privacy when he walked in on them about to kiss in s7

[rankaroid]

[lanladesu]

white hair > black hair wiwi wisp💥💥

[shrimpyjackal]

What's Remy like in your swap au? Does he still have a godparent? And what's his relationship with timmy like?

He was Timmys (+ Aj & Chester) friend, until Remy had to move away overseas with his parents, and then the group was never the same. It happened, like, round a year before Chloe arrived and she became Timmy`s new mutual bff , because her pen pal kinda fell out of touch with her too.

Chloe & Tim never made a connection that their moved-away-friend and a pen-pal-friend we`re the same person tho.

Swap!Remy actually had a godparent (around two years), because he needed a hella lot of help. Thank goodness Remy had him.Dude was gone only after he was sure Remy will do just fine without him, kid was smart enough to keep his fairy.

Grown up Rem has no idea how he handled his situation. It`s like a blurry goo of the whole two years. He also was sad abt the "lost" ring from the childhood, that he was really attached to for some reason, so now he has a pretty rose gold ring on his finger!

i also kinda headcanoned the og Remy as a clinic owner(or something close to that), but OG and Swap have different reasons. The Swap! Remy is actually interested in helping others and becoming a clinic owner was the "extra" . If the OG would`ve liked to go this path, he will be interested in the money having / working in a clinic can give.

[artlyloser]

[ID: Illustration of Batman kneeling on the edge of a building overlooking Gotham. The background has the buildings coming up from the bottom an dark clouds covering a night sky. END ID]

a random bat appears!

[starbornneptune]

Hihi.. so you said you take requests, right? Sorry if it's too much to ask, but can you draw terukitty? (Cat teru) I rlly like your kitty mob drawing^^ and I just kinda wanted to see teruki in your style :]

ur wish is my command! i might redo it some at a later date since im not a huge fan but thisll work for now (＞人＜;) thanks for the support!!

obligatory bald teru joke..

pardon the differing quality im back in school so i had to rely on the good ole ipad instead of csp ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))

and a bonus dog teru from a different cat mob thing im probably not gonna post here 。。。

[an-exasperated-hades-kid]

So I've been seeing a lot of will solace hate, and I'm here to defend my son.

First of all, he's not a toxic person at all he's a human who can mess up at times and be unintentionally rude, like in that one scene boo where he says

‘Oh, please.’ Will sounded unusually angry. ‘Nobody at Camp Half-Blood ever pushed you away. You have friends – or at least people who would like to be your friend. You pushed yourself away. If you’d get your head out of that brooding cloud of yours for once –

^ that is rude but he didn't have bad intentions because according to him nico wasn't scary and the people that he hung out with - Lou Ellen and Cecil- didn't think that nico was scary either as they were both friendly towards him when they met him at the Roman camping area outside chb so while his delivery wasn't good he meant no harm and he also helped nico realize that not everyone hates him and then there are a few jokes that he made that people consider toxic or offensive but nico was never offended or sad about these jokes he only rolled his eyes and acted exasperated so he knew will meant no harm .

Will is canonically described as a laid-back and calm person, but he is also stubborn when it comes to certain things like medical related things which is understandable since he can feel everything physically wrong with a person by just touching them and is persistent that they don't die and Take care of themselves which is understandable since he saw majority of his siblings die and doesn't want more ppl to die .

Will is actually quite a complex character he's calm and laid back but he's stubborn and strict when he needs to be he's supportive and loving to nico but since he's a kid he struggles with being understanding sometimes hence why he asks persephone for advice on how to be there for nico properly showing that he's mature enough to ask for help . He's also someone represses his emotions because he thinks that as head counselor, he has to be a perfect example, and he told this apollo in the 1st toa book. He's also pretty insecure about his abilities, as shown in boo

Evidence:

You did,’ confirmed Nico. ‘But it was the way you did it. You made it clear that you wanted me around. You said you wanted me to come to the infirmary and help, because … because you could use a “friendly face”.’

‘It was true. And you did help.’

‘You brought me closer instead of rejecting me,’ Nico said, his voice cracking. ‘I’d never been called a friendly face. Ever. You made me rethink everything – my place in camp, my crush on Percy, my future. It took you scolding me like you were the camp director to make me realize that I was … wanted.

___

But with Nico … It’s hard, Persephone. I want the best for him, and he seems to disappear into his darkness, like he’s hiding in a place where he doesn’t want my light.’

‘Then why not offer him your darkness

_____

Nico sighed in exasperation. He hated working with other people. They were always cramping his style, making him uncomfortable. And Will Solace … Nico revised his impression of the son of Apollo. He’d always thought of Will as easygoing and laid back. Apparently, he could also be stubborn and aggravating

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In conclusion will isn't toxic and he isn't perfect and if I'm wrong about something please point it out cause I haven't read the books in a while and if I missed something please point it out and I'm sorry for the typos I wrote this without wearing my glasses as 3 am after studying for a test