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I don't think I've ever appreciated the trope of an incredibly dominant and powerful character who scares the shit everyone except they're an absolute subby mess for one specific person who Doesn't Get Why Everyone Else Thinks They're Scary™ until I watched That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime and met this absolute disgrace of a demon (affectionate).
Pat him on the head, Rimuru! Look at him! He wants head pats and to be told he's a good boy!
#that time i got reincarnated as a slime#ttigraas#rimuru tempest#diablo#the number one rimuru simp#I love every scene he's in#I love how fucking OP he is#and then he just melts into a puddle if Rimuru praises him#tfw you accidentally summon a primordial demon#and he commits extreme powerful demony acts in your name#and then comes back for praise like a dog wagging his tail#justice for diablo#and by justice I of course mean#headpats for diablo#primordial noir
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Madam,
I have just read a tag where you described HL as a “desperate lil service top” and let me tell you- I *screamed*.
Would love to hear more of your thoughts on this, otherwise keep doing your amazing work and have a good one.
thank you so much! 😂 what can i say, he's pathetic and needy and he's desperate to please.
he's going to sniff out what his partner's into and he's gonna latch onto it like a dog with a bone. is he always correct about what his love interest wants? no... but he's going to try anyways. and if he's told what to do??? even better. laser your tits? be rough? be gentle? he'll adapt. he's forever chasing the high of getting it right. of being wanted as intensely as he wants.
definitely an acts of service type guy in every facet of his life. it's what he was made for, after all.
#i always think about all the shit he did 'for' madelyn#link sinking the plane and releasing compound v#he was sooooo proud of himself#wagging his tail like a dog bringing her a human head in his mouth#she's horrified but forced to play along#i know i support the catlander agenda here but he's also extremely puppy sometimes#homelander headcanons#homelander x reader
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for the ship asks: joplittle? i know i'm opening pandora's box with this
if someone already asked, then going for any other ned ship you might also like? choose freely my friend
AUGH my beloveds!! ill try not to make this a whole essay so ill point out a couple of things that i love about them at random
the way they interact with each other on screen has me obsessed. i wrote a post a bit ago about how we don't see them talk much together but they have a lot of potential anyway, and then @cinematicnomad made a great point about the fact that they DO interact but a lot it is nonverbal. honestly that opened my eyes to so much little things i hadn't noticed before. that they communicate through glances and gestures and that they understand each other, know each other well enough to have that kind of interaction... they may be background characters and we may not see the progression of their relationship much, but we can tell that it happens, and that they become close. you can tell that being in that precarious situation together, where crozier's alcoholism is affecting the entire expedition but it also has to be kept a secret, and they're the two people who know, and who are responsible for crozier/everything else, that really created a very tight bond between them.
speaking of tight friendships! we can tell that it happens bc edward, famously, is SO happy when jopson is made lieutenant. everyone at that table thinks it's deserved, and is happy for jopson, but edward is a beam of sunlight in that tent. genuinely can't stop smiling. it's so so lovely to me that he can't contain his own glee bc he's so glad and proud. get you a man who applauds your successes like edward little
there are so many ways their personalities fit together so well!! they're both extremely diligent in their duties, but it plays out differently in them both, and they both have different weaknesses. they're the type of people who are generally quiet and unobtrusive but steadfast and loyal, but where jopson tends to go sharp as a knife under pressure, edward always worries that he is doing the right thing (that's also bc for a large part of the expedition they have very different responsibilites and cares, but nevertheless). they're both guarded where it comes to showing their inner feelings, but it feels to me that jopson can provide a firmness, the assurance that edward needs to remain confident in who he is and what he does, whereas edward (once you've cracked him like an egg) has a warmth to him that can fold around jopson like a blanket, to let go of that tightly-controlled professionalism. each other's safety blankets, people who can mitigate the other's shortcomings, and provide space for their better qualities and their feelings to come to full bloom.
lower class/higher class dynamic is a weakness of mine. any fic that has thomas being a steward/valet to edward in any capacity with the victorian slow burn mutual pining/mutual 'he is to good for me' has me on my knees
#jopson is hunting dog coded and edward is a mountain dog coded. is this anything.#i was thinking abt a universe wherein animal hybrids are rare but not unheard of#and then i thought what if i tried to write a fic from jopson's pov wherein jopson is just human but edward is a dog hybrid#and then the fun thing is that edward is a newfoundland hybrid. you know. like neptune. which joppers finds extremely endearing#especially when he finds ned communicating with neptune. and then he finds out that ned is touch starved bc well he's a dog#but also a lieutenant so who's ever touching him. and then he gives him LOVING EAR/HEAD/WHISKER SCRATCHES. yay#>> edward has newfoundland ears and a tail in this btw. and ofc dog hybrids are trained out of wagging their tails#and he tries so so hard not to do it when jopson is near. but he can't help it when he's getting jop's hands on him#the way im putting this whole idea in the tags of a random joplittle ask.#btw i thought it would be fun if tozer was some sort of shepherd dog (not as touch starved bc he's always starting crew piles)#and collins has gills and double eyelids#uh anyway thanks for the ask! took me a while bc it got big#the terror#joplittle
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Now kiss (haha Jk... Unless??? (Toby PLEASE make it "Unless"))
Ello Deltarune fandom. Guess what ship has gotten my brainrot now 2 1/2 years later. :P Because ofc I go from one f/f ship to another and cling onto it. But fr tho I love these sapphics sm. I love them so muuuuuch I'm so glad they are semi-canon just 2 chapters in.
Been wanting to draw something with them since February, but because of art block back then I decided to just let my pen go on its own since I had art block and ended up with a rough of this and hallelujah lol ^^
Seriously Toby please. Take your time ofc no rush. But please I NEED to see them together again.
Also I love Noelle's glow-y nose hc so that's mine now too thanks fandom.
Art: Mine
Do not steal/crop/edit/etc. Do not tag as kin/me ty! Suselle haters DNI :U
#Deltarune#Deltarune Fanart#Noelle deltarune#Susie deltarune#utdr#Suselle#This is my first time drawing them ever#I'm very happy with how I draw Susie but Noelle is a different story. My perfectionism is getting me#Been wanting to draw something with them since February#decided to just let my pen go on its own since I had art block and ended up with a rough of this ^^#It's all about the yearning <3#her tail's wagging :3#Em Doodles#I don't think(?) I'll be posting anything outside of art in the fandom tags#because I've had enough extremely bad experiences with fandoms so just art stuff now. Not taking anymore chances!#ya know. unless Tumblr's weird tag system screws me over :U#Btw The kin/me thing is more of a ''if it's not made for you don't tag it like it is plz ty'' to reiterate#More for personal art than anything. If I make stuff for people that do it? Then yeah go nuts xP#Me: Makes a freckle brush just for coloring Susie and can finally really use it.#Textures and lighting: Imma make it impossible to see#couldn't use my paper layer textures thanks to that rip I might do them manually next time#there's a reason I put the ''Suselle haters DNI'' thing from what I saw someone try to do a super wrong rant in the fcking tag but#IMMA KEEP THAT RAMBLING OUT OF THE TAGS TOO because like I said I'm not throwing that sort of aggression anywhere outside my own blog now
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I've got ganqing braintrot (read the tags) +ganyu with qilin tail^^
#last pic keqing: she seems to be in a good mood (ganyu wagging her qilin tail)#i think its something alluring thinking about keqing having a crush on a old mythical creature..and it should be studied more#even though ganyu lived long in li yue harbor according to her story quest she still finds difficult to blend in with society#i think this should be the key ingredient in ganqing ship dynamic#also i like it more when keqing is first to fall in love... i think its funny how out of qixing women she has chosen this adhd powered gal#with troubles with sleep food and hygiene (could it be “omg she is just like me fr” case??)#i think ganyu is extremely disastrous in keeping care of her body and its pretty sad but also understandable#btw ganyu's fatness has nothing to do with health and care issues. she is naturally fat#but she struggles with getting right amount of food and sleep and she forgets to wash her body sometimes because she is doesn't count that#her body is a human body and not mythical creature body#keqing is very straightforward when it comes to romance i think..at first she thought feelings would just go away but#she became more curious about ganyu outside of work and set the goal of get her to like her back..i think#but ganyu is not aware of the human concept of love i think...it maybe hard for her to grasp it#and their relationships might have their unexpected turn#thats how i perceive them thanks for coming to my tedtalk#genshin impact#ganyu#genshin ganyu#keqing#keqing genshin#ganqing#fat ganyu#fat art#my art#wlw art#sapphic art
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megatron and optimus au where one of them is a catboy and doggyboy
anon you are out of your mind (i give your brain a little kiss /p) /j
megatron is sooooooooooo a catboygirl and oppymus the dogboy.. opposites.... . . but so in love
#.txt#if megsie was a cat he'd smack smack oppy on the snout everytime he approached him. and then nuzzle him and purr#and oppy would be confused every single time like why am i getting violently hit for... oh okay Soft... and wag his tail extremely fast#i know thats not the same as catboy and dogboy but this image came to me rn and i had to type it out on account of not having the tablet ou
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Y/N: Did. Did you just Yippee.
Monty: Wh- No! I did n-
Y/N: I want to kiss you more now.
Monty: -sudden violeny tail thumping-
INSTANT HAND STIMS READING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ASK
#Clownie honks#asks#//I am so cool I bet you guys did not even know tail wagging makes me extremely happy /silly
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Junebug is home.
Her uterus is a yeeturus.
Her ovaries are novaries.
#she’s very very sleepy and moving slowly and stiffly#showed slight interest in a lickimat but barely scraped the top#she did react extremely well to a bit of natural yogurt so that’s good#we’ve had a couple of tail wags and she’s all wrapped up in jammies/the surgical suit#she’s a good girl#oh and the vets ADORED her she was apparently the best girl#and their words#a fan favourite
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some swifties will really see taylor being very friendly and welcome towards people and act like that's something bad
#im sorry but the way some people are reacting to her hanging out with a group of women??? like is she supposed to what? turn up her nose at#the prospect of hanging out with people who are important to the teammates of her current boyfriend???#women can't win taylor hangs out with “the wags” and she's engaging in “republican leaning behavior” (??????? huh?????) but then you have#shakira who for example was criticized a lot by people for “being above” the wag scene/not hanging out with them as much#or the criticism that this is “the girl squad” all over again...... speaking my truth there was never anything wrong with the girl squad#women should be allowed to have a group of girl friends without it being a 'statement'#'taylor will befriend anyone who likes her and is nice to her' and why exactly is that wrong???? I think it's extremely nice that she's#very open to new people and also she needs it too probably!! like this is a completely new environment for her#do people want her to just sit in a corner uncomfortably and not interact with anyone but travis??#the people with these kinds of takes always have bad takes on everything else so I know I shouldn't pay attention to it but it's so stupid
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fun fact my dog has pronouns
#shes extremely intelligent and can noticeably catch when we're talking about her#even if we dont directly bring up her name#but yeah she noticeable perks up/starts wagging her tail when we say 'she'
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steph and megan opinions
fjklsjdkflsd i honestly don't think i know enough about them personally to have opinions. i've heard lots of rumors, so i mostly have curiosity.
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a good day to be a shadow fan
#THE BLACK ARMS SYMBOL IN THE EXTREMELY SILLY TITLE NAME#the trailer looked so sick ooooooh shadow you are so cool and epic and swag and rad and cool did i mention cool. HE’S SO COOL#idk how else to put my excitement in words but i will say i am wagging my tail extremely fast#sth
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billions is really on one constantly like you gotta love how there's the wordless presentation of This Man & This Woman as like an image of epic power couple &/or pr for the Wholesomeness of this man to have the Family Values in having a wife & possibly even kids, and being fictional media, most of the time this comes up as Staged Material from actors for this Media, especially given that generally both parties will be preexisting Roles With Dialogue. and then when it comes to winston & their granting us their clearest most elevated least questioning/critical exercises in "this is Telling you that winston is inferior" in a) successful violation &/or b) successful-violation-born information that they recognize as Inferior & expect you will too....really a moment's pause sometimes remembering that since they couldn't be bothered to stage anything for winston & instead we got a) photos provided from will roland of himself from his real life or b) pics they didn't need to get rights to, in this case they show us selfies from a real-life-and-by-then-married-couple, and it's This that gets "well so of course this is another Recognition Of Inferiority presentation" and not "well isn't that nice, epic, &/or wholesome, or even just matter of fact" like. really unbelievable of them and steph wessels gets to cameo as someone who Of Course dumped this guy because [well just look at him we're right back to exactly 4 seasons prior in 3x03 where we're supposed to know winston isn't epic b/c if wags is there you're supposed to be projecting on him, thanks, & when the one thing you can take issue with being an apparently accidental misgendering, there's Nothing to take issue with in that in the face of this it's crickets from wags who's otherwise dying to kill winston already. awesome. but i mean. well just look at him. we Hate winston.] like and billions is off the rails like "b/c he's so bad at sex" like yeah i think nothing says Good At Sex like the nexus of "has never tried learning anything about sex" & "has never been told their sexual partners might benefit from their learning about sex" Hell yeah. but only those born with the good bodies (winston wasn't! btw! which we all Knew 500 thinking emojis) deserve to have sex and this is also an extremely epic thing to say in this zero critical lens Celebration of killing the autistic guy for not sufficiently staying an exploited object kept silently shut away in your possession but out of sight & mind.
literally unironically Extremely Normal of them where "normal" is expected to be synonymous with a [neutral to good] context, as it "normally" is lol, but we Do have a critical lens out here. just like amazing you brought his real life then even all the more recent marriage into things held up for us as more fodder for Why We All Hate Winston & Want To Kill Him which also always hinged on "well just look at him" which necessarily hinges on a real life person's form to be looked at (or heard, given that we know people don't always react to his speaking voice as "neutral" and this is just another aspect of people's bodies) while meanwhile it's like yeah delightful stuff actually. or who cares b/c the Context doesn't have to be "does this role seem personally appealing?" for the Question that doesn't need to be "do we want them dead or are they someone who can do whatever they want or someone who has to forever endure and support the previous and can do whatever they want that doesn't conflict with this" and then 500 zillion words to say about this actor who was only supposed to be Quant Kid 2 Who We All Hated & Killed for one scene in one ep getting a recurring role (to still only ever be hated & killed as far as the writing was concerned, for the overwhelming Mostly) b/c of this je ne sais quoi & of course still Acting as though this role is as much a person as any of the other roles, wow, can't believe this was found to be so Talented & Delightful & Essential despite still only seeing the role as [guy we hate & kill] & having no intention of like giving him an arc ever but we really want more of this. and then inevitably be really preoccupied about his dick like not in a "haha. pwned them in turn b/c that's gay" but like of course in being Superior it's like yep preoccupied with the inferior parties' sexuality & your own being superior too. his dick is bad and he's not tall enough and well just look at him, no wonder he was dumped [shows you an image from actually having good times with his eventual wife] like obviously. billions with their autistic character like how do we step it up from the episode where some guy yells the r word at him amidst like the threats and harassment and assault? well more of that plus surveillance and even more personal intrusion but also someone says he's effectively a child and then we enjoy validation of our eugenicist presumptions i guess about his sexuality and body and most like random details of personality (never stop pointing out that somehow that He Likes Puns is more evidence for how Objectively Hated he is) and this episode has no other point than revelling in all of this and considering this to also be like "yes this all makes wags look Epic, which is worth an episode ever, all the more so as 1/12th of a series finale season"
#just another billions post of the ''well now i've typed it so sure; Post'' genre#a gazillion words that can be said & resaid about this series or even like this 3x03 / 7x03 bookend & i've been & keep saying them#winston billions#so many things in 7x03 are so like completely empty b/c the Point of the episode is wags is so epic#with the framework & ''bonus'' that we're also watching winston be killed & we're all loving it so much#so like i don't really think about them b/c again like everything's so hollow in that regard. one layer here & it's worthless thanks#and that there's ones Accidentally more fun or interesting to recall. extremely easy setup for ''what if this actually had consequences#and that in itself also had relevance to the supposed Themes of this series & season in particular?''#but also stuff like i assume when we see rolled outta bed winston in underwear with more mussed than usual hair#we were expected to be like ugh loser gross? however obviously that ruled.#anyways like i Don't particularly go back over things like ''remember the selfie w/steph b/c This Loser Gets Dumped''#also b/c like if i Do think about it more like obviously i can't think of anything good or fun abt this fictional relationship#and billions forced us to faceclaim steph wessels for that? like ya gotta be kidding#the whole thing is unbelievable lmfao like that they ramped it up sooo much w/such less room for like it's not even plausible deniability#b/c i don't think they conceive of there being anything to deny. b/c That You All Agree is truly assumed#like billions you can't write produce & air this. but then they did#idk why they have winston cameo again? to reassure us he's not a loose end who might hack them b/c why wouldn't he?#reassure us he's banished & unrewarded? i don't even know. it's funny he can't be shown seeing / speaking to anyone He knows#b/c that'd be a Consequence for them & billions doesn't care. emphasis on that they do not care#really impossible to extrapolate their logic at any time such as Then b/c there's such disinterest#like i'm interested in the character and consider him a person as much as the other characters so a deep fundamental incompatibility
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you mean ppl actually filter wag content???? I mean I'm also not interested in wag discourse or wags in general tbf but if I see stuff here and there I don't mind it so I kinda find ppl going out of their way to filter wags weird it is sort of giving "I got lost in his blue eyes" (idek if they are green or blue sorry idc that much about him lmao but I hope you get what I'm talking about)
I mean who doesn’t want to get lost in a driver vaguely colored eyes tbh.
Lol in all seriousness I do know people who do filter out wag content! I mean it’s their dash and I’m sure they want to enjoy their feed lol. So if that means no wags then by all means! No one’s complained to me specifically but I have seen it done! In that video i think you’re referencing Daniel doesn’t even say Heidi’s name and he speaks about her for like 5 seconds? So I wasn’t sure if even warranted a tag because of that 🤷🏻♀️
#I’m not one to get I to wag discourse but I understand wanting to filter it and not wanting to see it#but I’ve also seen the other extreme where people want to only consume wag content and glamorize that lifestyle#I guess it’s all about the experience you wanna have#also I’m joking in the first part of the ask if that’s not clear lol#asks#anonymous
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He’s Just Ken - Lando Norris x Volleyball! Reader
Summary: Lando tries to tell the Grid that he's dating an Olympic Volleyball player but instead, they publicly accuse him of lying to them.
Warnings: None? Swearing. Fluff.
Requested: Yes by Anon (here)
2024 season, slightly skewed timeline haha
Face claim is Jordan Thompson but also rando pinterest pics used. American Volleyball player to fit in with 'the twist'
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landonorris non-race weekends mean quality time with my trophy and watching the olympics opening ceremony
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maxfewtrell don’t objectify me like that. i’m more than just your trophy
→ landonorris you wish you were my trophy
teamusa can we count on your support?
→ user1 um, he’s british so no..?
logansargeant looking forward to volleyball
→ landonorris absolutely
→ oscarpiastri it’s just sad now
→ user2 he’s not allowed to enjoy volleyball?
georgrussell63 look, guys, he’s trying to act like a wag
→ alex_albon okay, moving this to social media is a step too far, mate
→ charles_leclerc c’mon, let him have his delusions. he’s not hurting anyone but himself
→ landonorris they’re not delusions!
→ user3 what is this about???
mclaren one of our favourite pictures
→ oscarpiastri can we get him some mandated therapy?
→ landonorris i’m not mentally unwell!
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ynln_usa and i thought i looked good. let’s hear a little commotion for ms. eiffel
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teammate1 okay but you do look good. nothing looks better than team pride
→ ynln_usa AMERICAAAAA 🦅🇺🇸
→ user4 i love how unhinged she is
user5 what is lando doing in the likes
→ user6 logan is also here
→ user7 yes because she’s a usa volleyball player and he’s patriotic af. lando makes no sense
→ user8 logan follows the usa volleyball insta account
logansargeant good luck 🇺🇸 liked by ynln_usa
→ user9 this interaction has my whole heart. my two favourite (and only) american athletes
→ user10 yn and logan meet when?
teamusa that’s our girl!
→ georgerussell63 lando’s imaginary girl
→ oscarpiastri like he could get her, she’s tall and he’s him (this comment thread has been deleted)
landonorris good luck on your first match
→ user11 sit down vroom vroom boy, not going to happen
→ user12 ha, like lando could bag the volleyball goddess. she’s a real athlete
→ alex_albon the people have spoken
Group chat texts Twitch Boys + 2023 babies
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ynln_usa first match down. my thighs are chafed and my voice all yelled out but i am pumped!
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logansargeant what a game! looking forward to the rest of the season
→ ynln_usa thanks for the support
user1 now oscar’s joined the group of drivers following her
→ user2 and charles
→ user3 poor logan can’t gatekeep her anymore
oscarpiastri looks intense
→ ynln_usa says the extreme driver
georgerussell63 lads, what’re we thinking
→ alex_albon just further reinforces our point
→ charles_leclerc she looks very cool
→ user4 what are they all doing here
→ user5 why are they all being suspicious
→ user6 nothing better to do on a weekday?
landonorris i’ve never seen the stars and stripes look so good
→ danielricciardo norizz is back again
→ landonorris don’t you start
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oscarpiastri lando’s dragging us to the olympics to feed into his delusion
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landonorris i’m not lying!
user7 anyone else notice that all of the drivers in paris at the moment have been focusing on the usa women’s volleyball team?
→ user8 alex and george both posted this match, and their pic included player 12 as well??
→ user9 put some respect on yn ln’s name
danielricciardo where was my invite?
→ carlossainz55 and mine?
→ landonorris neither of you have publicly called me a liar. this isn’t a fun little trip. this is me proving a point!
→ danielricciardo so it’s a holiday out of spite?
→ charles_leclerc we are having a great time though
alex_albon i’m willing to go along with his delusions if it gets me more free holidays
→ logansargeant me too
→ georgerussell63 lads, no. we were supposed to be staging on intervention. i made a powerpoint
landonorris i hate all of you
mclaren bring us back a croissant
→ oscarpiastri only if you can find me a sane teammate
→ mclaren deal
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ynln_usa luckily, i look better in silver than gold
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ynln_usa on a serious note, i am blown away by the immense support i have received this olympic season. a massive thank you to the loml @/landonorris for being at the finals (and bringing along some friends) i could hear you screaming in the stands
→ user10 excuse me!! loml lando norris?? since, uh when
teamusa a silver medal and a hard launch. what a day for our champion
→ ynln_usa help, i’ve been captured by a bunch of men who drive in circles
→ teammate any of them single?
landonorris you look so cute with your medal! my olympic silver medalist, everyone
user11 i feel like this isn’t reaching enough people because all of the comments are just congratulating her on a silver medal. where are the people freaking out about the pinned comment?
→ user12 she won a silver freaking medal. that’s more impressive than dating someone below her league
lilymhe i was on the edge of my seat the whole time! congratulations, girly 🥈 (alex facetimed me the whole time so i could watch the match)
→ ynln_usa you mean, lando didn’t give you a ticket? i’ll tell him off for you
→ landonorris how many times do i have to tell people? i didn’t invite them for a nice trip. i was proving a point! it was a petty trip
→ user13 one hell of a trip
landonorris @/oscarpiastri @/charles_leclerc @/georgerussell63 @/alex_albon @/logansargeant read the caption, boys
charles_leclerc amazing match
oscarpiastri what a game!
logansargeant fuck yeah! USA!
georgerussell63 i’ve never been so invested in a volleyball match before
alex_albon well done, team usa
user14 the f1 drivers are being so polite. it’s adorable
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landonorris my baby won silver 🩶🪙
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user1 okay but that picture in front of the eiffel tower. slay
→ oscarpiastri thank you. some of my best work
→ user2 oscar.png when?
→ landonorris it’s only a good pic because he had good models
→ oscarpiastri *model. she’s barbie, you’re just ken
ynln_usa big wins for us both this year
→ landonorris you’re my biggest win
→ danielricciardo cringe liked by ynln_usa
→ landonorris stop it. i saw that, sweetheart
carlossainz55 you used to call me baby…
→ ynln_usa do you want him back?
→ landonorris babe, wtf
→ ynln_usa i’m sorry but carlos is my fave driver and i don’t want him to be sad
→ landonorris dumped.
charles_leclerc okay we get it now. we’re sorry we doubted you
→ georgerussell63 yeah. please stop making out in front of us
→ landonorris vengeance!
→ ynln_usa have you not learnt that he’s petty yet? he dragged you all to paris just to prove he was dating me
alex_albon her silver medal is far cooler than your miami trophy
→ landonorris i agree but shouldn’t you be nice to me like the others?
→ alex_albon no. i never outwardly said i didn’t believe you, just that she was out of your league
→ ynln_usa thank you, alex. it’s amazing what men can do if they make you laugh
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ynln_usa from toddler terror to olympic silver medalist, you’ve been a pain in my ass since we were kids, and i couldn't be prouder to watch you win big 🇺🇸🍾 tagged: ynln_usa
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ynln_usa the childhood best friends to professional athletes pipeline is real
landonorris so you knew i was telling the truth the entire time!
→ logansargeant yeah
→ landonorris why didn’t you tell the others!
→ logansargeant was funny
oscarpiastri i’m sorry but this reveal is even better than finding out lando was telling the truth about dating yn
→ user3 wait, so all these comments were because they didn’t believe he was dating yn
→ alex_albon would you have until their recent posts?
→ user4 no tbf
charles_leclerc you sly dog! you let us bully him for no reason
→ logansargeant it’s what he gets for just trying to casually slip it into conversation and not introducing her like a gentleman should
→ landonorris i brought usa volleyball themed cupcakes!
georgerussell63 this is the best thing i’ve seen all year
mclaren you’ve caused both our drivers to need a lot of therapy. we’ll send the bill your way
→ ynln_usa it’s alright, i’ll cover it. i have to deal with them untherapised otherwise
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A/N: So, sorry, Anon. It wasn't until I'd written this up and then realised I'd completely left Max out of it. So sorry but hope you still enjoy!
As always, request open!
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Florida is One Hell of a Drug - [Part 2]
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♥ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader
♥ chapter two synopsis: lando hard launched his status as a girl dad, throwing all the fans into a loop. hopefully this visit to the miami gp will bring you closer two together as co-parents
♥ smau + written - fc: girls on pinterest + madison beer for paparazzi pics - none of the pictures are mine
♥ warnings: swearing and suggestive jokes !!!
♥ a/n: I'm literally honored that y'all have been enjoying this series. sorry it took me so long to write this part/chapter!
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alexandra_saintmleux she's so cute 🥺
logansargeant I'll take a babysitting shift 🙋♂️
oscarpiastri I'm the favorite uncle piss off
logansargeant chill damn
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Things between you and Lando were still pretty awkward. After all, if someone asked the two of you the night you hooked up where you’d be in a year, a flight to Miami with your newborn baby would not be your answer. You didn’t trust him very much yet, but who could blame you? You expected him to do everything in his power to stay away from you and Camila. But here he was, flying the two of you out to watch him race. Lando really wanted to prove to you that he was all in. That he wasn’t going to take off running the minute things got hard for you two as co-parents.
You were extremely grateful that Oscar and Lily were on the same jet as you. This made the atmosphere not too uncomfortable. Lily was rocking Camila in her arms as her and Oscar talked a little about Mark Webber. You debated whether you should jump into their conversation after having an extensive f1 research night with your best friend the day before, but you decided to just sit in silence.
You caught Lando staring at you and let out a sigh. This was going to be a long flight.
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He scanned the keycard to a nice suite in the same hotel the grid was staying in.
"This will be your room," he said, wandering inside. "Don't worry about where Camila will sleep, the hotel provided a crib."
"Thank you," you said genuinely. He was trying to be thoughtful.
"If you need anything, you have my number." Lando said before leaving the room.
You sat on the edge of your bed and pulled out your phone to check your notifications.
They already found you? And they thought you were a wag? Damn the paparazzi is quick.
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user6 I found y/n’s instagram before it went private. How is she so gorgeous?
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user8 I’m obsessed with herrrr
user12 she’s so aesthetic
user4 new favorite wag
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-Race Day-
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The last 20 laps of the race were driving you absolutely insane. You watched closely as Lando started to pull away from Max second by second. Your leg was shaking and you wondered why this was so nerve racking.
19 laps left. 18 laps left. 15 laps left. 10 laps left. 5 laps left.
1 lap left.
The crowd and garage erupted with cheers as Lando crossed the line in P1. You heard him screaming on the radio and couldn't help but smile. Lando Norris, the father of your daughter, is now a Formula 1 race winner.
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mclarenracingf1 P1 BOYSS
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user6 LANDO’S A GIRL DAD 😭
user8 his gf is so pretty
user10 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
user5 babe wake up Lando just hard launched his status as girl dad
user7 HE'S NOT THE STEP DAD HE'S THE DAD THAT STEPPED UPP
user3 @/user7 PREACH
user2 never change, mclaren admin
user1 screaming, crying, throwing up
user9 lets go lando, lando is ok
user11 lets go lando, he is here to stay!!!
user4 he has a daughter 🥺
user12 my heart belongs to the dads of the grid
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-Post Race Driver Reactions-
“Lando, great race. How does it feel to not only get your first win but have your daughter and partner here with you?"
“Oh uhm, she’s not my partner.” he pressed his lips together. “But, yeah it feels great. It’s been a long time coming but we finally got the win. I hope I made my daughter and the fans proud today.”
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yourusername logan got me a bouquet 🥰 oh also oscar got camila some stuff too
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logansargeant @/oscarpiastri look who's the favorite uncle now
user7 please 😭
user4 the girls are fightinggg
user3 she made her account public again yay <3
user9 ok but that's so cute :(
user8 loscar as uncles >>>
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You and Lando walked through the sliding doors of the 5 star hotel you were staying at.
"Some of the other drivers and I are gonna go out tonight if you'd like to come? I'm sure they wouldn't mind." he rubbed the back of his neck.
You nodded towards Camila who was in your arms as a silent "I have to take care of her."
He pulled his phone out quickly, “I’m sure I can find someone who can-”
“No, it's ok. Go enjoy yourself.” you said, shaking your head and pushing his phone back down. “Not too much, though. Don’t want you ending up with another unplanned kid.”
The comment took Lando aback but drew a laugh out of him.
“I’ll see you tomorrow. Congrats on your win.” you smiled, walking back to your room.
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Later that night you laid down in your hotel room bed, scrolling through your feed. Dozens of pictures and videos of Lando popped up. Camila made a squealing noise in the portable crib beside you.
"I know, right?" you said to her with a laugh.
You stared at one picture that he looked particularly good in. You couldn't pretend like he wasn't attractive.
"Alright," you sighed, and placed your phone down. "Goodnight, mija." you leaned over, kissed her forehead, and switched off the bedside lamp.
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