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[caint-use-my-phones]

Today I am experiencing intense regret of not buying this phone piggy bank combo.

[ronwexler]

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[catilinas]

Hello! I apologize if im bothering, and wish you all the best in upcoming year! I wanted to ask, do you perhaps have some suggestions for modern plays ( written in last 20 or so years) inspired by greek tragedies (either serving as motifs or beibg retellings), particularly Oresteia? I am asking because I see lots and lits of literary retellings, but with few exceptions, rarely dramas. Thank you anyway, sorry for bothering, and have great holidays!

hi!!! i can think of a few but but because i'm more of a roman epic person the list is mostly plays i've actually seen. i think literary retellings are probably easier to find people talking about online because like. they aren't performed and so there's not the access barrier of needing to Go And See The Performance. and then also there are plays where you then can't get hold of the script! i'm also assuming you're interested in plays that aren't just translations / close adaptations of tragedies, because those are a lot easier to find and also like. more common?

here are some plays that i have either read or seen that fit your criteria and also fuck immensely:

the burial at thebes: a version of sophocles' antigone - seamus heaney

antigone the musical - marina mccready (does cool things w genre; version of antigone that has made me feel the most genuine sympathy for creon)

the cure at troy: a version of sophocles' philoctetes - seamus heaney (this isn't quite within the last 20 years but you may be interested anyway!)

phaedra's love - sarah kane (also a bit older but it's sooo good. although it is maybe more senecan tragedy than greek tragedy?)

phaedra - simon stone (based on euripides' hippolytus but also the plays by seneca and racine. but also it isn't any of them. but also it IS)

oresteia - robert icke (maybe my favourite play of all time ever) (robert icke has also done a version of oedipus but it was in dutch and i don't think it's possible to get the script?)

girl on an altar - marina carr (inspired by the oresteia but. not. also very cool in that it incorporates a Lot of iphigenia at aulis and yet iphigenia never appears. and then the whole play is about her)

also! if you aren't aware of the archive of performances of greek and roman drama productions database you might also want to rummage around in there! like i am Aware of things like a recent musical version of medea / iphigenia in splott but they are almost certainly in that extremely filterable database :D

also also clutuals pspspspsps if you have any particularly cool additions to this list. hi. hello.

[theexorcistiii]

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[columboscreens]

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[rabbiteclair]

I cannot physically express the fuckery I just had to deal with at work

so instead, let's metaphorically say that I am a mechanic instead, and somebody calls me up and complains that their car always says that they're speeding

so I spend hours trying to help them through this, trying to rule out basic stuff. Except their responses to a lot of my questions and instructions are kinda hard to parse, until finally, they start letting very strange things slip

like when I ask their speed, they say it's "six". when I ask what units that's in, they don't know what a 'unit' is

and after much questioning they're like "oh yeah haha my car didn't come with one of those 'speedometer' thingamajigs" like that's a completely normal thing to say, and it comes out that they are gauging the speed by leaning out the window and eyeballing the tires now and then

but also they aren't sure how the math works, so they approximate the tires as squares.

and to simplify the math more they drop a brick on the accelerator and try not to touch the brake too often

[max-nolastname]

no walrus crew member can beat all of the following allegations

sodomy

dental veneers

unemployed

bbl

dui

first degree murder

high treason

expired visa

osha violations

fake tan

[euphreana]

I'm restocking a handful of cookie cutters in the etsy store right now for those who may be interested.

Store link in my pinned post!

[kawaiichibiart]

:D

[bugieeeee]

@ifuckinghatebriansella tagged me in this even though I already know what they're stealing from my room

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[liu-yu-xin]

Omg I think neocatharsis finally blocked me its been an honour 🫡 and i always thought i would be blocked for the wayv separatism and nct dream hate but i think it might have been the winwin akgae block list that did it lmaoo

[odlaw]

need more job places to just be like "hiii we got your email/application/whatever thanks" so i can delude myself into believing they at least opened it.

[noandpickles]

Not "the NHS is non-functional so that proves socialized medicine doesn't work" but "the NHS is non-functional so we should eat the rich and use their money to fucking triple its budget"

[pearlcatcher]

Dalbeol is one of my Pearlcatchers of all time.....

[glitterslag]

bureaucracy...