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the voicemobile industry paid big money to supplant the voice train

some girls dont WANT to voice train!!! fuck off!!!

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one thing that will also happen is this:

instead of making plushies in china and paying the worker $3/hr, it will be moved over to bangladesh where they can be paid $1/hr instead. price will still increase

how american think import tariffs work: since foreign plushie now more expensive we'll have a cottage plushie producing economy at home

how import tariffs actually work: the kid in bangladesh still makes 1 dollar per hour sewing your mass produced plushie, however you'll pay 24 dollars for it instead of 20 dollars. also your local yarn will cost 18 dollars instead of 10.

how the economy would work if the cottage core industry appeared: we found a new source of slave labour called "prisoners". they are sewing our All American™ plushies for 1 dollar per hour.

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this isn't funny or cute. american outlets would only do this before they catch fire

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why is your power outlet burnt up

Why is it pictures like this never trend?

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give her four legs too

PSA

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@crxmes

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if i was a mail carrier i would say “mmmm no packages please! :)” and dump all of them in the river whenever id get them. and id enjoy it!

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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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most linux distros do ship gnu tools

Why does OS kernels usually only have ciscalls and no transcalls?

Transphobia, that's why!

That said, Linux is open source. Give me an afternoon and I'll make the first OS with transcalls

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ugh i found out i was following them. please check it out.

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secret tip for if you want to visit quebec without speaking french: just say sacre bleu over and over again until they explode

Much is made of the fact that Alberta has a dedicated animal-killing task force dedicated to keeping Alberta rat-free, but that's actually true of all of Canada's provinces, just with different animals.

For example, Ontario is free of hedgehogs, Manitoba has no ducks, and British Columbia mercilessly slaughters any horses that try to enter the province.

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finally a keyboard that will kill you for making bad posts

Terrible keyboard suggestion: keyboard of the periodic table of elements

Oh yeah! I think I thought about this once? Like, you can only type elemental symbols?

But the trick was that I didn't have an easy way to make new keycaps for it. I could custom order them but that'd make the keyboard cost like 120$ and I can't afford that for a joke.

Maybe I'll find some blank keycaps and just print little labels for them. It'll feel like shit and won't last, but it'd work for the video.