#exo buzzfeed

[thesingingrevolution]

me rn 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Take these quizzes and put in the tags who your EXO soulmate is and who your BTS soulmate is

I got Sehun and Taehyung

[mins-fins]

❝ is this gonna get me on an episode of buzzfeed unsolved? ❞

in which . . . when your paired with an admittedly cute scaredy-cat in an online horror game, you opt to get to know him, even if it transpires in a seemingly chaotic manner. you just simply have to hope that park jisung is also a good detective, because if you don't figure out the identity of your now rising stalker, you both might just end up on episode of buzzfeed unsolved.

❝ buzzfeed unsolved ended three years ago.. ❞ ❝ allow me some hope, park. ❞

👻 content . . . park jisung x male!reader, social media au + written chapters, mainly streamer au bullshit, loosely mentioned university au but the main leads are literally dropouts, strangers to lovers, love at first sight kinda, fluff, surprising guest appearance from angst, humor, reader has a lowkey creepy stalker subplot, buzzfeed unsolved references, wish of epex as yn's face claim

👻 warnings . . . swearing, explicit language, sexual jokes, kys/kms jokes, repetitive humor, buzzfeed unsolved references, isa still lowkey not knowing how streaming works, stalking, many threats against the wellbeing of our main leads, mentions of blood, haechan, the danger kinda gets serious, i'll put warnings in chapters if needed

this series is currently . . . sporadic updates

profiles . . . 2015 exo pic | jwi shooters

table of contents . . .

001. we'll die holding hands <3

002. worlds silliest meet-cute

003. haechan's get rich quick scheme

004. my little alien boyfriend ❤️

005. mayhaps a bit masochistic

006. BUZZFEED AM I GAY/!-&/!/?????

007. this happened at my parents divorce 😭😭😭

008. and jaemin is there!!

now playing . . . 💌

[smolwritingchick]

Next Bangtan Gal Chapters! :)

Hey! This is to show what's coming next as I edit the chapters I made years ago. When I do officially make it to the last chapter I stopped at, updates will be slow since I will be back writing again but I'm excited to continue the story. If you are curious to see what's to come, here are the next set of chapters I will be working on. There are a few more chapters after this before I begin making new chapters but if you want to be surprised, go on ahead and just ignore this.

I do plan to put suggestive and smutty stuff in this. I don't think I am the best at it but it's a challenge I'm willing to accept and work hard in writing so stay tuned and bear with me! :)

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You Were Worth The Wait (Jennie tells Jungkook exactly how she feels about him)

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It's About Time (Jennie and Jungkook officially start dating! Jennie becomes a guest judge on Produce 101. While on break, BTS spend time doing leisure activities. Jennie and Jungkook celebrate their first Valentine's Day)

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King of Masked Singer (Jennie stars in King of Masked Singer and gets surprised when one of her favorite artists is one of the judges for the show. Jennie encourages Taehyung with his acting)

Ejected (Jennie finally hangs with Baekhyun and meets the rest of EXO. BTS return for ISAC as Jennie deals with issues on the volleyball court)

White Day (JenKook get caught making out during a commercial filming. JenKook celebrate their first White Day together. Jennie continues to be mentored by G-Dragon as he helps her prepare for the Fire comeback)

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FIRE (BTS film for Fire. Jennie hangs with Layla and thinks about when BTS went to film BTS NOW 3 and the Save Me MV.)

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Prom (Jennie helps Jungkook when he gets sick before promotions for Fire. Jennie gets bummed when she sees Prom videos and photos on social media since she never experienced it before. Wanting to cheer her up, Bangtan thinks of a way for her to experience her own Prom) (Thinking of adding some suggestive or smutty stuff in this one! Still pondering as I edit and add stuff!)

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Meeting Shawn Mendes (BTS film for Running Man again. Jennie goes back to America for interviews with Buzzfeed and iHeartRadio. She supports and joins Angelina for the BBMAs and finally meets her celeb crush, Shawn Mendes.)

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Taking Things A Little Further (Jennie returns to Korea as BTS prepare for their Festa. Jennie hangs with Big Bang. Jennie comforts Jungkook and calls out the Flower Crew cast for how they mistreated him during filming. JenKook start a Twitch gaming channel together) (Thinking of this being a little suggestive or smutty. I'll think about it when I get there because of one specific scene)

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BTS Festa 2016 (BTS celebrate their Festa for 2016)

K-Con 2016 (BTS have a horror movie night as a member pranks them by scaring everyone. Jin and Jennie film promos for their upcoming wrestling match against each other. Jennie and Jungkook hang with her family and announce they are dating to her parents as Jungkook works hard to get the approval of her mom)

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I Need You On This (BTS rent out a movie theater to watch Captain America Civil War. Jennie's dream which she had been talking about for years finally comes true. Jen has the honor to film with Yoon Mirae for the first episode of Celebrity Womance. Jennie and Jungkook spend time with his family. Jennie supports AGUST D's mixtape)

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BTS in Dubai

BTS Bon Voyage Season 1

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WINGS 8 (After 3 years, Jennie finally dyes her hair for a BTS comeback and films her WINGS 8 Concept video)

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Wild N' Out (Jennie guest stars on the show Wild N' Out with Angelina. Matt Rife tries to shoot his shot with Jennie while he has been in her DMs for weeks.)

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This Is Not A Drill! (BTS watch and support Jennie's Wild N' Out Episode. A BTS member calls out Matt Rife on Twitter for being persistent with Jennie during filming. Jennie's WINGS 8 video and concept photos are released which breaks the internet. Jungkook and Jennie discuss taking the next step in their relationship)

[liu-yu-xin]

Preface this by saying i love winwin i think he is the perfect idol packaging and i love looking at him so it feels especially mean when i rip into him when he so pretty. And that should be enough most of the time but its not bc i cant ignore when an idol i actually like is a dozen. But he is still!!! 6 years into his idol career!! Not singing!! Not even on a video for buzzfeed. And xiaojun is willing to make up a freestyle rap in his 4th language because What he is born to be an entertainer a naturally performer who loves an audience and singing. and while were here winwins dance at times was worse than lucas just. too little control in his limbs esp as someone who did traditional chinese dance pretty perplexing he has so little body control. like hes not in the yixing leaving exo pipeline bc he does not even possess the same skills i don't believe he was ever meant to be a singer/dancer he shouldve gone straight to acting performing school and not taken this detour

[127-spring]

ranking my kpop dreams: 2022 edition

yes, i’m doing this again. i had a lot of fun last year ranking my various kpop dreams & nightmares, so as we face the last few hours of 2022, i’m at it once more with this year’s subconscious offerings. there’s been fewer of them this year, but no shortage of weird shit happening in them...

14) seventeen were on a british talk show, so i dragged my family down in front of the tv so they could learn about the group. at first, the interview was fine. then joshua started talking. and talking. about what, you ask? about the fact that his semen is so “chemically potent” that it bleaches his ceiling when he has certain dreams. at no point did anybody attempt to shut him up. of the members, only vernon looked mildly concerned. and joshua just kept going on. and on. -50/10, i have no words for this. why, joshua? why?

13) i was walking with an old friend around our high school campus, reminiscing. then, some guy got right up in our faces, trying to push us into some mud! i shoved him in return. he fell into the mud, and in doing so, broke one of his legs so badly that the bone was poking out of his flesh. we decided to leave him there. later, on a bus, i glanced out of the window and saw stray kids’ bang chan, hyunjin, and felix dancing. felix was one step out of time with the others, but i was the only one who noticed. gradually, the bus began to empty, until it was just me... and four members of tomorrow x together. they were deeply worried, and searching for yeonjun. as it turns out, he was the guy i left screaming in the mud with a severe leg injury. they hadn’t heard from him all day, and had no idea i was responsible, so i kept quiet, and joined them on the search. we looked through bushes for hours, but all we found were ghosts of grey squirrels burrowing underground. -15/10, oh yeonjun, i’m sorry. but maybe you shouldn’t have started the fight? his injury was hideously graphic, and seeing as he was presumably lost forever, it’s a pretty shitty dream overall.

12) i was back in high school with a bunch of people, though we were all our current ages rather than teens. it was never clear what the class was that we were all in - i was too preoccupied with trying to get the attention of seventeen’s joshua. nothing i did seemed to work. in a last ditch effort at the end of class, i deliberately let a bunch of intimidating academic articles spill out of my bag, hoping their titles would impress him. he didn’t notice. 2/10, he looked very pretty the entire time, but god, how humiliating. all that effort for a man’s attention. and it didn’t even work.

11) i had to go to hospital to undergo various tests. however, i was travelling there from the future, and knew that one test in particular would be incredibly painful. to distract myself from the agony, i had downloaded that 2020 male idols collab performance of red velvet’s psycho… but when i watched it, it was actually just a video of stray kids’ hyunjin performing adele’s send my love. 4/10 i was anxious about the pain to come so it was pretty stressful, but hyunjin’s cover was pretty good!

10) i was fleeing from a house, dragging nct’s shotaro and sungchan with me. i never saw what we were running from, but i knew it wanted to hurt shotaro & sungchan, and i was the only one who could protect them. along the way to safety, i found xiaojun attempting to flirt with a woman. i decided to drag him along as well. he did not appreciate my decision. 4.5/10, there’s something oddly sweet in the idea that i could protect those three from something, but it was deeply stressful trying to actually do so. also, xiaojun was very stroppy.

9) shortly after his military discharge, exo’s suho did a buzzfeed interview, wherein he revealed a secret idol tradition… any idols who wished to date non-celebrities would ask for the phone number of that person’s father. later, i had a fancall with seventeen’s joshua. towards the end of the call, he asked for my dad’s number. i whooped and punched the air with glee, while he looked visibly confused. it turned out, the entire idol industry had somehow missed suho spilling the secret. 5/10 i love the thought of suho casually revealing industry secrets like that, no fucks to give. but if it was ever real, it’d probably cause a hell of a lot more drama.

8) one day, ateez’s san announced he was transferring to monsta x… and that he was also going to become a rapper! both fandoms were fine with this news, and everyone was hotly anticipating his second debut in mx’s upcoming comeback. but when his first mx song dropped… the beat was completely destroying him. he was clearly doing his best, and looked so happy to be there, but. man sucked. 6/10 this is actually a dream from 2021 that i forgot about when i did last year’s rankings, so it gets a bonus slot here! and i feel so bad that my subconscious decided san would make an abysmal rapper, but i have to award points for his sheer effort and enthusiasm, not to mention the supportive attitude of both fandoms involved. there’d be carnage if this ever went down in real life.

7) woodz was in my bedroom… with stray kids’ hyunjin on his lap… and hyunjin was… the two of them were… there is no clean way to say this. they were both fully clothed, but i’ll let your imagination do the rest. 7/10 look i’m not the kind of person who ships idols together, i promise… but holy moly this dream was hot.

6) jiang yanli of the untamed challenged none other than monsta x’s kihyun to a challenge: who between them could make the best gazpacho soup?? to decide the victor, they had a sing-off. at the climax of her song, jiang yanli threw kihyun at a wall! when he landed on the floor, he found a lump of butter. he ate it. i proceeded to berate him over and over for his “raccoon behaviour”. 8/10, i know this is a kpop ranking, but jiang yanli deserves points for the vocals and for making great soup even in my dreams. also, kihyun did a fantastic job too, even if he did act like a raccoon afterwards. do raccoons even eat butter?

5) i was at my old high school (though again, everyone was their current IRL age), and my mum was showing me a photo of depeche mode that she wanted professionally printed for her birthday. however, i was more interested in the youtube thumbnail she had of seventeen, performing fear on a music show. she told me she was getting into them, and especially wanted to know more about “josh-hunk”. she said multiple members kept calling him that. i explained they were probably actually calling him hyung, at which point my sister yelled hyung at me and i said it wasn’t for girls. then svt appeared, and performed hot! at one point, joshua had a whole sexy strut moment that ended in him staring broodily out the window, right next to my mum! i internally screamed over not sitting next to her. then, jeonghan lifted mingyu off his feet and threw him at joshua! despite him hitting a brick wall, everyone thought it was good fun, mingyu included. 8.5/10, it was pretty cool bonding with my mum over a kpop group, but i can’t believe i chose not to sit next to her and consequently missed out on having one of the members that close…

4) seventeen’s joshua had transformed into a little yellow parrot called perus. he was being bullied by a bigger, meaner parrot, who kept insulting him and pecking him. eventually i stepped in, grabbing perushua and barricading us together in a bathroom where the other parrot couldn’t reach us. i proceeded to stroke his feathers until he relaxed. 9/10, despite him getting picked on for most of the dream, he made an adorable parrot, and his feathers were so soft.

3) i woke up one night needing to pee. i opened my bedroom door, and turned towards the bathroom - only to find a crowd of random people, all cheering for exo! exo were in a pre-performance huddle, right in front of the bathroom doorway, and as i watched, sehun slowly lifted his head and made eye contact with me. i promptly ran back into my bedroom and spent the rest of the night listening to their concert. after, i opened my door again to watch them leave. inexplicably, taemin was there with them, doing a little jig. 9.5/10, i spent most of the dream too shy to face them but even through a closed door, the concert was great!

2) i was taking part in some kind of gbbo spin-off with my old high school friends. inexplicably, seventeen were there too. at one point, jun was reading instructions. i was sitting between mingyu and minghao, and we had secretly inserted a pun of jun’s name into the instructions. i was watching for his reaction, and the three of us all grinned at each other when he realized. later, i looked up from making biscuits to find jun smiling warmly at me. 12/10, jun’s smile was just… so warm, and sweet. lovely smile to find aimed at you, even in a dream. i was also very snug between mingyu & minghao.

1) there was an apocalypse that turned people into bloodthirsty monsters! while porchay from kinnporsche was having a whole valiant hero moment, i was frantically trying to squeeze my arse through a window to escape. flash forward to a grand banquet thrown for all of the survivors. i ran into exo’s baekhyun, and told him we were cousins because we share a birthday. then he hugged me, and it was the sweetest, warmest, loveliest hug of my life. afterwards, i bumped into hyuna, and she was also my cousin, as she had replaced one of my real life cousins. we also had a pretty great hug. i went in search of more idols to hug… but got trapped by taylor swift, who regaled me endlessly with exclusive secrets about her music videos. i was too polite to walk away from her. 15/10 purely for the baekhyun hug. oh god. so warm. so firm. would hug him forever if i could.

and on that note... 2023, i can only wonder what dreams you have in store for me.

[struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor]

I'm really curious about your journey into kpop! I'm army and I started from there, though I wouldn't say I stan any other group. I try to give a fair shake when songs pop up but I haven't been nearly as attached to these groups and their members as I have to bts, but still I really like a lot of the music. I think you said you listen to mostly kpop but have you always done that?

i started with kdramas! That's when I first heard the term "idol" and wondered what the fuck an idol was supposed to be - why not just call them singers lmao?. I remember seeing YT comments about how Armys were the only ones watching whatever, and I wondered what Army was supposed to be in that context. I was watching Chief Kim (awesome, hilarious drama!) at the time, and there was a character who hated BTS because she was secretly Army and loved them too much haha. She made a ton of references to BTS songs, and I think that's how she and her boyfriend got together in the drama? All of that flew past my head, but I remember the translators explaining the song references. Also, that drama writer mentions BTS/Army in, like, all their dramas (eg. The Fiery Priest).

That was kind of my introduction to the concept of kpop, I guess? Before that, I knew kpop=BTS and Blackpink from tumblr, but didn't know what kpop was. I also knew BTS from YT (I saw a video title that was "Suga secretly knows English" lmao, and I knew Jungkook, Jimin and Jikook by name) and Buzzfeed (there was an article about the bottle cap challenge and how Jungkook nailed it) and Blackpink from Coachella (because of celebrities taking pics with them). I knew Girl's Generation and Seventeen my name only. When a friend told me she was listening to kpop I checked BTS out (I watched the first Idol performance on Jimmy Fallon, among others) but didn't like them. However, a month later I couldn't get Idol out of my head (RM's "You can call me artist, you can call me idol" was playing in a loop inside my mind lmao), That's when I fell down the BTS rabbit hole (actually, it was because I started watching Jikook videos... I thought they were a confirmed couple...) I think at this point I was already watching dramas? This isn't a linear narrative lmao. The first kpop song I loved was Exo K's Mama though! And also Overdose, to a lesser extent. Mama is such a masterpiece and it's totally my style. I found it on an "old- school" kpop Spotify playlist. After getting into BTS, I listened to some Blackpink and many popular groups and songs. I couldn't stand most ggs though. I could only listen to RV, (G)I-dle, and Mamamoo, because they didn't have a cutesy sound. Twice made me cringe. It took me like a year to get into them. I think it started with The Feels and the pandemic. I had to get used to ggs. Also, I still cringe at a lot of Twice's old bsides. I really started listening to more groups during and after the pandemic. However, like you, I'm still only Army. I can't actually feel a huge attachment to another group and don't have the desire to keep up with them and watch everything of theirs. Most groups aren't funny or charismatic enough to me, and there isn't a group whose discography I love so much. Other groups often lipsync and don't write their own songs too, so I can't fall for them as artists...

Thanks for the ask! I don't even remember how it began exactly haha.

[exobiasaday]

EXO as Buzzfeed Quizzes

Xiumin: Which Possible Illuminati Member Are You?

Suho: Can We Guess Your Relationship Status Based on the Grocery Shopping You Do?

Lay: Take This Quiz, Design Your Own Unicorn Stable, And See If You're Worthy Of Owning A Unicorn

Baekhyun: Did You Ruin Everything?

Chen: Is Your Boyfriend Great or Just a Raccoon?

Chanyeol: What Grade Are You Getting In Life?

D.O: Which Melancholy Vegetable Matches Your Personality?

Kai: This Is The Hardest Fried Chicken Quiz You'll Ever Take

Sehun: Rule An Empire In 8 Steps And We'll Give You An Egyptian Pharaoh To Marry

[aerisosweet]

4 days until zyx's birthday: favorite interview moments

[iknowyouknowlino]

What really happened at ISAAC...

Sehun: Come on man! Tell me the name of the kdrama!

Johnny: No way dude, you, should've listened to me when i was going on about it non stop for 2 weeks straight

Sehun: I had earphones in, okay? It wasn't my fault

Johnny: whatever im still not telling you

Sehun: come on, tell me!

Johnny: nah

Sehun: tell me!

Johnny: nope.

Sehun: SAY THE NAME!

Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN!!!

Sehun: what the fuck dude, you scared me! Where's Johnny?

Jeonghan: He ran away, man

....

~Later~

Johnny: Dude! You were amazing back there! Thanks for saving me!

Jeonghan: Any time, man, any time

[everybodysaycbx]

love seeing the exos with their kids we got xiulay cat dads, chanbaeksekaisooho dog dads, and kim jongdae the actual dilf

[creschendo]

exo-l revival week 11: bias wrecker ⚡exoplanet unsolved ep.94: the curious case of oh sehun ↳ inspired by buzzfeed unsolved

[mins-fins]

👻 buzzfeed unsolved . . . 2015 exo pic

🎞️ ln yn . . . a messy, somewhat stupid streamer who went viral completely on accident, he also very much misses buzzfeed unsolved. now he never has to work another day in his life because he randomly sobbed over the quarry and can stream for the rest of his life! a scary game enthusiast to his core, if you're a scaredy-cat, he lowkey kinda wants you, but that's cause he might be somewhat masochistic. with that being said, he has absolutely no game, sunghoon won't give him heeseung's number, and it's really pissing him off.

🐧 park sunghoon . . . technically yn's og anti! except he actually fights anti's on twitter.. strange. you could probably find him at your local 7/11, because no matter what, he cannot resist a good slurpee. naturally evil and against the existence of all heterosexuals, he can deal with mark though, he finds him nice, also loves stealing chips from his room and lying about it.

🐯 mark lee . . . truly the only saving grace of this group, he's probably the only who hasn't considered dropping out, and actually has a job. literally loved by everyone like there's a mark fanpage out there, and he literally doesn't even stream, whenever he shows up on yn's streams though, everybody cheers. he's trying (and failing) to avoid donghyuck's love bombing, the other simply can't take a hint.

🐻 lee donghyuck . . . a crazy, very insane, but also super fucking hot person. currently running a get rich quick scheme which includes selling yn's breath in a jar, it works he means it! people think he's obsessive, but he just thinks he's in love.. with mark, ignore how he kissed jeno. he's trying to see how long it takes before jisung fumbles yn, i mean— he is very glad to see two of his friends fall in love!!

🪩 jake sim . . a "crazy disco freak" as he likes to say, despite the fact that he barely goes to parties these days, let's just give him this one okay? he's technically yn's ex-situationship, but the two treat it so regularly that most fans are convinced it's some elaborate joke. yn's go to streaming buddy because they easily bounce off each other, yet that pretty much just includes them flirting.. jokingly? maybe..

masterlist next

[chengf]

고운 그대는 시들지 않으리(Amaranth) - 첸(CHEN)

Hello, it's CHEN. It's already December now. This year seems to have passed so quickly. There were a lot of events, including making memories with you by opening this channel. I want to thank you all for your love and support by calling our subscribers 'dandelions.' It says that dandelion means 'gratitude' in the language of flowers. I will come back to you again with my gratitude.

[weishenbwi]

writer: I should really write the next part to [insert incomplete fic]

also writer: yeah but what if you started a brand new fic. or two new fics! the ideas are endless!

also writer: or you could work on a [something no one will see]

writer: all good options but I think I’ll just lounge on youtube because the pressure is too high

[unwritten-arts]

The Color Of His Eyes

When he looks up I drown, not in water, but in darkness.

His eyes change with his emotions.

When he's angry they are the dark hallways from when you were a kid.

The hallway that held all the monsters in every doorway.

The kind of hallway you sprinted through to reach the light switch.

And when that light turns on the darkness fades, And you realize those dark hallway eyes are bright, shining, iridescent suns.

When he's happy,But when he's happy you're blinded.

Those two suns flickering between thick dark eyelashes.

Its like laying on your back in a pond in the middle of fall and you're slowly sinking watching the light come down striking off of fallen leaves.

Soon enough your under the water and its not the summery, warm beach water.

It is the chilly murk of a pond soon to be frozen over.

His eyes are the ones I want to look into through the dark hallways and falling leaves.

I want to drown myself in the pond that will freeze over.

One day those two suns will surround me And they will be the only things that I will see.

Dark eyelashes and murky hallways.