#excited though

[james-spooky]

i’ve had to pause my secret writing project to pursue a non-secret writing project i fear i have too many ideas in my brain but they will all come to pass

[mistress-light]

Think I'll be buying a air-conditioning installation for my house. I know this will be a lifesaver. It ain't cheap, but I'll take sleeping comfort and comfort in general above everything.

[brw]

Long ass day with a 4 hour long photoshoot ahead of me every day, everyone wish me luck and good vibes and productivity and such.

[lynsstrange]

band camp is complete !! but tomorrow is the first day of regular practice. that from now on will be four days a week until november. 😀

[givcns]

Booked my flight for the trip to New Orleans I'm taking with my bestie this October. I've never flown alone before and I'm a little nervous.

[skimmeh]

First episode to stareater PLUS a dtiys Friday to the weekend!!! :D yippee

Wish me luck, I'm also moving house in the middle of it all haha

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Goodnight mod! Good luck at the wedding! :D

Goodnight, thank you!

[oflights]

Hi Allie, 6 and 17 please if you like!🥰

hi, dear!! i've already done 6 here, so i'll just do 17 this time.

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage.

oh god, there are...so many. which one do i talk about?? the one about dragons? draco growing up with the tom riddle diary? tbd jane austen AU? the blackmail one? there are too many choices!!

okay, i'll talk about the one i'm going to work on after my next fest fic, which is fake-dating!! harry and draco are on-again off-again fwb; at the start of the fic they're off because harry is in a relationship, but harry botches a proposal and they break up. so harry and draco start fake-dating so harry can prove to his ex that he's capable of settling down and being serious about someone, and draco has been his most functional long-term "relationship" yet.

draco goes along with this because he also crashed out of a long-term relationship semi-recently and is sick of being pitiably single but is too hurt/scared to actually date for real again. he's also bored and miserable managing the malfoy estate instead of finishing grad school (he's a magical geologist in this and i am going to love making up this job lol. harry is a quidditch writer who lives kind of a chaotic, messy lifestyle, which is part of the issue his ex has).

obviously there is pining and misunderstandings and it takes a while for draco and harry to figure their shit out!! taking bets on how insane the word count is going to be now 🙃

let’s do some fanfic asks!

[fictionfordays]

I have a job interview in like two hours

[zaatanna]

starting my new job today i may just die of anxiety 🫠

[passive-t-u-m-b-l-r-user]

Blowing up a reactor and killing more than 100 guards.

duality of man

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[1988whiplash]

On a train to the city to go see bands with friends! Could it be any nicer

[shepscapades]

Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]

[prlssprfctn]

AU, where Bruce accidentally gets de-aged (physically and mentally), and the first person he bumps in is... Red Hood.

To Jason's defence, he didn't connect the dots at first. He was just patrolling around his usual turf, thinking of nothing in particular, when he saw a small child in a ridiculously serious suit, sulking around Crime Alley. He looks distraught, and considering that he looks rich, it is no surprise - that is not a place for him. So, he is either lost or something happened, right?

He takes the helmet off, as he usually does when he is dealing with kids (they got scared easily) and carefully approaches a brooding baby.

'Hey, shrimp. Where are your parents at?'

That said shrimp turns around, his big blue eyes looking confused and lost, and Jason thinks he looks awfully familiar.

'I am not shrimp,' he protests instantly, pouting at him. 'And they are somewhere... here. We just left the movie theatre together!'

Jason glances at the abandoned movie theatre, back at the little rich boy with a familiar frown, and it clicks. This is his fucking dad. Suddenly, a kid - but it is fucking Bruce Wayne, for sure.

'Was watching Zorro by any chance?' Jason still asks, just to be sure that he is not going insane.

Bruce - and it must be him - beams at him.

'Yes! This is a great movie, by the way.'

Oh, hell. At least, he didn't witness his parents' death just yet. Jason wasn't sure he would be able to deal with his father being so small, and mourning his mom and dad. He would probably cry himself at some point.

'Hey,' Jason calls out for him slowly, squatting down; God, who would've thought that this little shrimp would become so tall and big in the future. 'Aren't you... You must be Thomas's kid, right?'

Okay, yeah, Jason is going to lie to this kid. Because there is no way he manages just to steal Bruce as a stranger to bring him back home; it is still a kid, even if it is his father. Right?

'You know my dad?' Bruce tilts his head, little fingers tugging on the hem of his jacket; suspicious.

'You could say that,' Jason nods. 'Alfie... I mean, Alfred called me. Asked me to pick up a kid, since Thomas and Martha got an urgent call.'

Fuck his life and stupid life choices. What the hell he was even doing? He looked like a mugger; or like a psycho. But Alfred was his best bet - he could call him, after all; ask, well, support his idiotic made-up story.

'No one calls Alfred Alfie but my dad,' Bruce pouts in a very, very spoiled manner.

'Well... I do. We served together in the army,' he blurts out.

His armour, apparently, is enough a proof for the kid to nod slowly.

'Okay. But you gotta take off your strange mask first,' Bruce folds arms on his chest.

...???

Did this kid just agree for an unknown man to take him home? Like this? Who could've thought that this pouty child would become the most paranoid man alive in the future?

'Uh, why?'

'So I can remember your face and do an identikit, if you turn out to be a bad guy,' Bruce smirks stupidly. 'Duh.'

Jason is going to cry. This kid is so cute.

'Yeah, duh,' Jason huffs, but despite his better judgment takes the domino mask off as well. 'Go on, take your time. My identikit should be the prettiest, shrimp.'

Bruce... gawks at him. His eyes are comically wide now, mouth open, and then, he jumps a little closer to him - oh, God, he is jumping when excited? - putting his hellishly cold hands on Jason's cheeks.

'Woah. You look like dad.'

'Uh,' Jason nods awkwardly, and because he is an idiot, adds a joke: 'We are brothers, actually. Just don't talk much.'

...Apparently, little Bruce can't take jokes. Because he lets out an adorable gasp, and throws himself on Jason as if they knew each other for ages now.

'Uncle? That's so cool. You look like Zorro!'

Damn this little kid, and this stupid family. Damn Joe Chill and the night he killed this kid's parents. Damn it all. Bruce might be an asshole sometimes, but he was so... cute and innocent.

'Thanks, shrimp,' Jason slides a domino mask back on, picks up little Bruce with one arm, and grips a helmet with another. 'Come on, let's go home. Alfred will make your favourite tiramisu.'

'You know my favourites?!'

Jason sniffles.

'Yeah. Yeah, I do, kid.'

If he gets so emotional over this kid, he has no idea how worse Dick is going to be once he finds out.

Oh, this is going to be one hell of a night.

[floweroflaurelin]

Lyctor? I hardly know her!

I painted Jod and his duplicitous sluts in the style of Byzantine art!! I believe we are approaching my annual reread of the series... ✨⚔️💀⚔️✨

Closeups and print link under the cut!

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