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"I hope you don't mind if I borrow these." Shino says lowly and ominously after having silently, and accidentally, sneaked up behind Sakura. It's just in his nature to be silent and unnoticeable, if Sakura jumps at that, it's not his problem.
By these, no explanations are needed, it's visible. Cockroaches are covering his hood and shoulders. "Because I don't think cockroaches belong in a hospital."
Despite being indeed immersed in her current medical files Sakura had this time managed to sense Shino's presence beforehand. Aside from it being a basic ninja skill,It had become an even more essential part of her training and thus she had gotten much better at it! No one wanted to be taken out while in the midst of performing emergency battlefield surgery after all! Which is why whenever she was working on anything medical ninjutsu related it had practically become second nature! Any other time off missions it might've not been the case But Right Now,...
"Please!" She practically begged him. In spite of Sakura's exact feelings as almost everyone else when it came to insects particularly of this variety, And her admittedly violent actions most of the time she did not enjoy killing things! Plus,It was a better solution than Shizune and the other nurses going around and spraying everything as usual,as the hospital was heavily sterilized as it is,as clearly evidenced by the constant smell. Not that it did very much good in this regard as it was a well known fact that cockroaches thrived in clean areas as much as dirty ones! If Sakura caught a single whiff of bug spray at this moment it would only just serve to make her task all the more exhausting!
#rp#muse;sakura haruno#kikaichuno#shino aburame#my Dad ran down to the bar where he met my Mom cus he couldn't stand the smell of the chemicals his roommate#and I think the exterminators were using during an infestation#so Ironically I am alive today because of cockroaches!#It's an embarrassing thing to admit but anyway#perhaps I should try to be more merciful! lol#seriously though#except to mosquitoes!
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What do mosquitoes do except exist in a niche that no other creature wants to fill?
#fuck those bastards#except when they’re being used to feed other animals#this isn’t a rhetorical question like what the fuck else do they do#what would even happen if they disappeared off the face of the earth?#there’s so many in so many places#specifically the female mosquitoes because if i’m remembering they’re the ones who feast on humans#was it always that way or are they like over populated?#how have humans been dealing with them for so long#all the homies hate mosquitoes#this is a mosquito hate blog#anthropology#animals#this is kinda a funnyhaha#but not really#text post#biology#science
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tragedy: ive never been bitten
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having to defend myself against the louis de pointe du lac allegations after admitting that i got high and walked 25 minutes to the 1800s cemetery on the edge of town while listening to sad music last night in order to avoid thinking about my relationship problems
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I could have been playing Minecraft. Instead I made sprites from scratch. Sorry Frisk but. I. Ran out of steam before I could do you too.
#mango man speaks#mango man draws#digital art#digital drawing#???? i mean. kinda#sprites#utdr#deltarune#undertale#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#deltarune kris#kris#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#undertale chara#chara#i only did canon colors. with a few exceptions.#anyway. there has been a mosquito tormenting me the entire time i was making these.#give this love because i suffered multiple agonies making it.#wait. almost forgot a tag.#ms paint
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almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito
#thank fuck i Realized last second#that would not have been good....#i thought this was important to share! for some reason!#my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This#and i said! So Fucking True!#absolutely unprompted#i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos#i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands.#it is Kill On Sight#bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me#mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch#i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception#i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage#and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew
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Is there anything better than an evening thunderstorm? When you're all tucked in bed with book and cats and it's just warm enough for the window to be cracked open to hear the rain come down?
#thunderstorms#i think we're getting all of October's average rainfall and working on November's too#it stopped raining for a whole 15 min this afternoon#otherwise it's been steadily raining for a solid 24 hours now but not too heavily#just nice and soaking#maybe 3 inches so far#all my rainbarrels are full again at a time when i'd usually be emptying them for the season#but i'm still harvesting veggies and it hasn't been cool enough (except for 2 days of frost) to bring the plants in for the winter#my freaking azalea bushes are blooming again they are so confused#i might actually get some sweet potatoes despite not getting them in the ground until the end of July#i got bit by a mosquito yesterday#they were gone briefly after the frost but have made a comeback#basically the turning of the seasons have been delayed a solid month#which is why i'm enjoying a thunderstorm in November
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good evening tumblr. my review of the eclipse is as follows: SICK AS HELL!!!!! a swarm of bats flew by during totality! it was so cool!
here are some of my pictures :]
#from my backyard#i say swarm. it was five bats. but i usually only see two or three at a time#the first and last pictures were taken with no lens cover#i did not take that many and most of them were bad#i was busy looking at it with my eyeballs#i was ready for everything except the mosquitos coming out all at once
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hearing them complain about mosquito bites while living in a tropical country, these pests are just everywhere (and why are they stupid enough not to make a blanket out of leaves at least to protect from bugs, clearly foolish amateurs,),,, my mind is just like-- "oh your privilege ass is getting bitten??? DESER-" JKASDKLD
#my hater era is when nrc students shows off how wealthy living they actually are#ruggie bucchi and lilia vanrouge you are the real oneshere#still be safe from mosquito bites yall#except for these nrc students though😁
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am i truly the only summer enjoyer in this hellsite
#like sometimes its wayyy too hot and i cant stand it#but i usually like it#except for the mosquitoes#mosquitoes in town kys ❤️#summer
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TRICK QUESTION: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BUG?
Moth, cute worms (like Earthworms, or worms on strings), Buggs Bunny, Barry B. Benson, Me 🪱🪱🪱, You 🎀🎀🎀, @the-martyrfication-of-the-matron ✨✨✨, @sunflowerrosy 🐝🐝🐝, and many more (all my mutuals, for example) 🐛🐞🐌🦋🪰🐜🪲🦗🦟🦎
Not spiders. I hate spinders. Except Jumping Spiders, they are kind of cute, but even then, it’s from a safe distance
#In short I’m too undecisive to pick a favorite#Every bug (except Spiders and mosquitoes)#is great and beautiful#I will 100% scream if anything gets too close tho#oh also not wasps#or hornets#those are down there with spiders and mosquitoes
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@skxrbrand replied to your post “"Your aura." Khazaan kneels down to regard the...”:
" They /can/ chew through concrete, this is true"
ㅤㅤ" so was it an insult or an observation? 'cause i'm willin' to let the latter slide if ya acknowledge that me bitin' you would prob'ly hurt. "
#skxrbrand#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ic ⋮ we are not just graffiti on a passing train.#verse tag tba.#except it would probably hurt about as much as a mosquito bite but they like to think they're more powerful than they actually are :/
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tinnitus could you like. fuck off please.
#nickie words#it's like the whining mosquito noise old electronics make. except coming from inside my ear and extremely loud#it comes and goes but it's been happening a lot lately??? like more than usual???#why.
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don’t cry okay? 1737463 mosquitos flying round your room wanting to kiss you
#haven’t actually heard a mosquito yet#probs bc england is a swamp rn and too moist for anything to survive except fucking seagull babies on my roof#althea talks#text post#funny#meme
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i think maybe actually the first thing you need to do to any place if you're trying to make it habitable is install window and door screens. I did most of the work on this place without those and in hindsight i would have liked there to have been fewer wasps involved in sawing and such. It's just a huge improvement to have a flying bug free zone.
Also that one time i left a window open at a crack because it was very hot and when i came back one of the fledgelings had somehow gotten in and shit on my white couch (unwise choice of colour, I'm aware. But it was beautiful and only 40 euro 2nd hand so i made an unwise choice).
#none of them actually stung me but there's a certain background nervosity that comes with sawing while a wasp circles ur head#i rarely get stung by any insects outside of what i thought was one mosquito with weird taste but turned out to be some other kind of bug#mosquitos don't want me only that one bug saw something in me that made it want to taste my blood...almost flattering except very annoying#mostly insects and i don't engage except when i hear a fly make a scream-like sound with its wings and gently pluck it out of a#hungry spider's web like an asshole because i empathise and might cry. it was finr btw it flew away#the spider presumably was hungry and pissed off. it's an unfair world
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average jackass has an "instinctive" (sarcasm) reaction to seeing a bug crawling on them where they smack it and try to kill it (cruel) (ending the life of a tiny guy for no reason). me who knows better has a reflexive reaction to blow on it forcefully so it gets flung away at high speed (unharmed) (they are too small for gravity to hurt them)
#stfu blue#my only exception is mosquitos because they ARE coming to attack me and it is self defense#every other bug just thinks i am a nondescript large surface. and that makes me itch so they need to go away! but they do not need to die#bugs
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