#i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage
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almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito
#thank fuck i Realized last second#that would not have been good....#i thought this was important to share! for some reason!#my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This#and i said! So Fucking True!#absolutely unprompted#i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos#i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands.#it is Kill On Sight#bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me#mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch#i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception#i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage#and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew
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