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actually what color do y'all associate me with if any. like if i were a cartoon character what would i wear all the time
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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
#my signature red jacket had a hole in the sleeve for like a year because i was too scared to try darning it myself#i eventually did and it's still visible cuz i missed a row when i was mending it#but at least it's shut now#anyway at least if the zipper breaks it has a backup#(i do not know why it has two zippers. both are fully functional)
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i love it when my mutuals and i are into wildly different fandoms. it's so awesome i know nothing abt your blorbos but i love that they bring u jouy
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i'm going to invent a pencil that doesn't fuck off into the aether as soon as you put it down
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what does your blood taste like to a vampire
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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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patron request for this thing (they just sent an emoji of it i don't have the source image or anything)
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steam sale:
$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!
The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45
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i'm going to invent a pencil that doesn't fuck off into the aether as soon as you put it down
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i can tell by the way you successfully manage your emotions and reactions that you’re never experienced trauma, because i personally have never even considered the idea of learning how to manage and deal with my trauma response rather than stew in it and bring it up every time someone tries to tell me im acting out of pocket
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in an info webinar for a uni honors program and the girl talking keeps comparing it to harry potter and im boutta ragequit
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