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Invasive Species and Xenophobia
Invasive species are complicated! People have a lot of feelings about them, positive and negative. Are plants that move "invaders" "colonizing", "immigrants", "citizens"? What does it mean to kill species that are from somewhere else? What if that species legitimately makes a poor neighbor and causes extinctions in other, native species? This complex, culturally-loaded issue is a foundational issue behind a lot of plant conservation and restoration.
This is a juicy and still actively disputed topic! The Guardian recently had a big article on colonialism in Botany, (tbh her views are dated and reductive, imo) and it’s come up again this week, to much hostility (cw: reddit). Yes, my region's native plant restoration came from literal nazis, but also, the impacts of some invasive species are real, not figments of a racist imagination. How do we balance these issues? What does ethical invasive management look like?
Since it’s such a juicy topic, I wanted to offer a few fun readings to share:
The Native Plant Enthusiasm: Ecological Panacea or Xenophobia?, Gert Gröning and Joachim Wolschke-Bulmahn, 2004, Arnoldia.
THE CLASSIC 20th century German nazis and native plants paper. Made a huge splash when it came out, and you will still encounter people who paint all native plant stuff with this brush. Summary: yeah the nazis loved their native plants and used them as part of their conquering process. Also, the first prairie plantings ever, located in Chicago, were done by a racist probable-nazi for racist reasons, full stop. I’ll let him speak for himself: “The gardens that I created myself shall… be in harmony with their landscape environment and the racial characteristics of its inhabitants. They shall express the spirit of America and therefore shall be free of foreign character as far as possible… the Latin and the Oriental crept and creeps more and more over our land, coming from the South, which is settled by Latin people, and also from other centers of mixed masses of immigrants. The Germanic character of our race, of our cities and settlements was overgrown by foreign character. The Latin spirit has spoiled a lot and still spoils things every day.” - Jens Jensen
Botanical decolonization: rethinking native plants, Tomaz Mastnak, 2014, Environment and Planning D: Society and Space
Rather than viewing native plant plantings as an act of racially-pure occupation, Mastnak positions native plants in California as a decolonization of the sub/urban lawn. Uses a lot of quotations from 16th century English philosopher Francis Bacon, and is heavy on the philosophical musings.
From killing lists to healthy country: Aboriginal approaches to weed control in the Kimberley, Western Australia by Bach et al., 2019, Journal of Environmental Management.
This paper talks through some of the native vs invasive debate, and offers a different perspective on how to approach to plant invasive management based on cultural relations, rather than country of origin or behavior.
Beyond ‘Native V. Alien’: Critiques of the Native/alien Paradigm in the Anthropocene, and Their Implications, Charles R. Warren, 2021, Ethics, Policy, & Environment
DENSE but thorough, if you want to follow the entire history of the native/invasive debate, this has you covered. The most interesting stuff, in my opinion, is the discussion of invasive denialism, IE: the impasse of “You’re just being racist!” Vs “You know nothing about ecology!” I recommend the Discussion, which starts on page 13.
#invasive species#native plants#ecology#history#i had to put a reading list together for lab this week#so you get to reap the benefits#the children yearn for the mines#except its me#the research scientist yearns for the syllabi mines
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Ok so this is kinda a tutorial but not really cause I don't recommend doing some of the things I did, cause it's not safe.
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The pic on the right is 1 out of 12 thingys I cut out of ply wood
I used a saw to cut them out.
you could probably just use something slightly wider than a regular lollipop stick to get the overhang , like the free wooden utensils at a cafés.
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You'll probably need 2 or 3 if so for each finger joint
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The claws were cut out of some board I found in my house, but a clipboard should probably work, maybe double up just incase idk.
I don't recommend getting a knife and hammering out the outline of each individual claw thing, a scissors should hopefully be enough.
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I dont have a photos of:
1. drilling holes into each end of all of the stick joints(the black dots were holes I burned, until my wood burner died, they're also held together with bent nails)
2. Cutting out the board for the palm part where my hand is
3. Taking a bunch of clothes pegs for the springs to attach the fingers to said palm board using a long piece of metal? To hold it like the bent nails, you could probably just use a skewer
4. Tying wires like a cm apart from the drilled holes(you can't really see it in the image) to thread string through, so it can move the joints when pulled, you can see the twisted part on the outside of the finger joints, once they're tight just flatten them into the joint and put hot glue over them so they don't catch on anything like your clothes or skin
5. Gluing a foam sheet and elastic band to the palm board
6. Gluing the half pegs on to the outside of each of the finger joints so they don't go backwards
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I added another Layer of foam to the board to cover the elastic and the painted them.
There was a lot of trial and error (and hot glue) trying to get these things to not overlap when moving them but they work now
Hopefully this helps someone somehow, be careful and stuff
Each finger joint was made with 2 lollipop sticks and 1 ply wood cut out thing, with the ply wood thing hany out . The holes were put in at both ends
The wires on the joints can be any type, I think, as long as its sticks
The claws and hand board can be made out of layered clipboard(probably)
I used acrylic paint, idk if it matters though
When drilling or burning the hole be careful, for both your safety and not breaking the lollipop sticks
Idk if the bent nails could be replaced with anything. Wooden skewers?
The thread I used is actually fishing wire because it's thin, strong and passes smoothly between the joints
Soo for 2 hands
Lollipop sticks x 24, bring spares
Ply wood cut outs/ an alternative x12
Clipboard board cut outs of claws x6
Pully wire /fishing wire
Craft Foam x1 sheet
Clothes pegs x12
Nails /an alternative x12
A bit of elastic fabric
Paint
A glue gun with lots of glue sticks
A SAFE way to cut out everything
A SAFE way to drill the holes
#murder drones#cosplay#i think#n murder drones#v murder drones#j murder drones#Any of the disassembly drones tbh#I don't know how to make an under cut so apologies if your scrolling through too much#tutorial#except its me
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the camera cuts to me, on the bus, ten minutes ago, sitting next to a lovely old lady who reaches up to press the stop button, making her sleeve roll down, revealing a shiny silver bracelet with the letters "DNR" in bright red letters
me, a fool with a bookstagram account, out loud: "huh... did not read"
her, very calm, very sweet: "no dear, it stands for 'do not resuscitate'"
#kill me#kill me now#but please do resuscitate#or not#this world needs fewer stupid people#and that was definitely in my top ten stupid moments#if i ever die there's going to be a flashback of this isn't there#core childhood memory#except its me#in reluctant adulthood#forever haunted by what i just said
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MUTCD Compliance in Need For Speed Rivals
Released in 2013, Need For Speed Rivals is one of the Need For Speed games of all time. Being a racing game, the roads are a big part of the game. But, how well do those roads hold up to the Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices (MUTCD)?
I decided to answer this question because no one else cares enough to. This long, grueling process took over two weeks because I didn't feel like writing this Tumblr post for two weeks.
Let's start where I began.
Why is "valley" not capitalized? How did no one catch this mistake at the sign making shop?
Also, that I-4 sign is so very wrong. That is not how you inform someone which highway they are currently on. Below is a much better option.
Just slap one of these on the roadside and you're saving money on overhead signs.
Why is there an arrow? The exit isn't there. It's way up the road. Why is the arrow there?
It's up ahead as well. With enough stupidity, someone could sue the Redview County DOT over this.
So close.
For the most part, I love the sign. While having more than one arrow is not advised, I can ignore that for getting the rest of the sign correct. They even got the exit number sign on the right, like it should be (because the exit is on the right)! However, why is it an exit only? There is no lane that must exit. In fact, there's barely a lane. The exit lane lines just kind of end at the concrete and don't go to the actual highway lanes, so there's no obvious way to get to the exit.
Also what is that physical gore sign up there? Where did they get it? Did they make it themselves? It is so very incorrect. I don't even know where to begin, so I won't.
I'm not even going to question this.
The local DOT must be sponsored by an overhead sign company because there are so many overhead road signs that really don't need to be overhead.
Not only is this a blatant waste of metal, but who the fuck is this sign pointing to? There is no lane there. Why does this sign exist?
Also why does every sign have its own illumination? I know California is like that, but still.
You know what, I'll accept this.
It's a bit close to the road, but I'll let it slide.
This sign is fairly small and low.
Difficult to see at 70 MPH.
Why is "STOPPING STANDING ANYTIME" both smaller than "NO PARKING" and not the correct font?
Also, the "EXPECT DELAYS" electronic sign is very dusty and hard to see.
The lane does not end.
This same sign is down the road again.
There are black and yellow striped pylons separating one of the lanes for some reason.
Redview County is in ruins.
There we go! A Correct sign!
"EXIT RIGHT" is unnecessary, but other than that, it's pretty good! This is what that Kingfisher Road sign should've looked like. The Exit sign is even in the correct place! Very good.
Why does one sign say "Drive" but the other only says "Dr"?
Also, how does it go from West I-4 to East US-24/SR-12? Also also, the Interstate just kind of ends with no signs to state so.
Nonstandard sign, as per usual.
ok im bored now
i have like 40 more screenshots to go through
#mutcd#nfs#need for speed#nfs rivals#need for speed rivals#manual on uniform traffic control devices#applying unnecessary realism to video games#its like that one guy who reviews gmod maps on osha compliancy#except its me#and its mutcd compliance#and its need for speed rivals 2013#i hate ea#but just generally#i also want to do this for nfs hot pursuit 2010 but seeing how i got bored with this one idk about that#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#road signs
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David Tennant as Crowley gives me so much gender envy it’s unreal
I wanna be him so bad
#except its me#so I don’t have his trauma#seriously life was a dick to her#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#demon crowley#i’d love being a she if I looked like them
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i had a cool outfit so i drew it and i like the drawing more than the clothes now haidgjdvdkbgk
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girl, I'm rereading Magnolia in May bc I do that some times and I literally wrote:
"You're a wonderful man, but you're not mine."
(Chapter 6, if anyone's wondering.)
There's so many bangers in here like-
Where does this come from in my brain?
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u know ur a loser when someone says something irl and you pull out ur phone like
"I have the perfect meme for this situation!"
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#i did this#yeah i fucking did this#i did this so much#mayonnaise#memes#crowley#pathetic loser#except its me#cause im a creep im a weirdo
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dark academia vibes 🍂☕🕰
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#my art#meme#elmo meme#except its me#as elmo#in hell#hellmo#you can take this and use it if you want
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self love is an incredibly powerful tool to have and realizing the lack of being the root of most of my problems genuinely changed the way I thought about myself. I highly encourage anyone with a lack of it to practice it because baby it'll make your life so much better
#that one vine of the guy naked with a bannana peel going “love yourself! respect yourself!”#except its me#picture me naked with a banana peel chanting to love and respect yourself
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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
“Woah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anyways— add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a ‘which batfam member are you (except its personal)’ quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ‘danny rejecting bruce as a parent’ aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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i miss him...
#art#homicipher#mr crawling#everytime i think abt him its just. pet. pet pet pet pet pet there's so much petting#pat pet pat pet pat pet pat pet pat pet#i knooooooowww these r done already somewhere out there but i will still make these anyway#he so silly... so silly... om nom nom nom nom#to me they r like... that official alnst art with little hyuna and luka where luka's just sucking on hyuna's forehead LOL#except they're both hella smiley LMAO
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proposition: danny's hair turns white in random patches when he's used too much power, he just dyes it back to all black when he gets home
#🧻 sharts#danny fenton#danny phantom#guess ill die (danphantom)#dash baxter#paulina sanchez#they're small and in the corner... but they're there. anyway. this is all i have to offer as i fight art block#i think im just blocked becus its the beginning of the semester.. i have a couple things ive sketched but i cant seem to push past sketches#the one (1) good bit about phantom planet to me was that danny got white in his human hair#also... bit of a tag ramble: ill expand on this later (probably) or if anyone asks but danielle's hair is similar to this except she doesnt#bother to dye it all black. danny just wants to keep up appearances. danielle has nothing to lose. its why i drew her w the white hair#tho to me danielle's hair is white on the underside and black on top uniformly while danny's is splotchy and random#okay. goodnight
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dress to impress 2010 edition
#homestuck#rose lalonde#jade harley#girls girls girls#i wanted to draw cute dresses so i did!#um sorry for not posting#exams are murdering me as we speak#there's also the fact that its just equigam again i like literally dont draw anything else except them#it's embarrassing#i should just bite the bullet and make a side just for equigam art#hmmmmmmmmm thinking
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🧲🧠 i reeeaallly like to sketch my ships dancing 🥺 among other things..
#cherik#i dont usually get around to posting those usually but#i guess i feel more comfortable posting sketches these days hm#outfits were not referenced with great detail#eltsiart#its kind of distressing to me how every face here is drawing in profile except one WHERE IS YOUR RANGE
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