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heyy same anon who asked the teachers day ask but another scenario popped into my brain lolz gotta ask ya
how would Venti feel having a tsundere s/o ? would he find her cute when she'd cross her arms and go "hmph"
Im assuming this will be outside of the teacher au?
If it is, venti might get drained and a bit hurt from your harsh words (even tho he knows you really didn’t mean them). He’ll be tolerant at first with your arrogant attitude but eventually he’ll drift apart to give you space if he deemed that his presence annoys you.
Of course you begin to worry why venti was avoiding you. Although you’re trying to approach him, he’ll hide.
Multiple flash of thoughts begin flood over his head.
Why are you looking for him?
Are you angry with him?
Or… did you miss him?
As much as he wants to hope for that, he shouldn’t put too much hope in it. After all, you did say you didn’t care for him at all when he teased you for watching over him when he was drunk.
This was tiring. Maybe it was a bad idea to be with you. He’d surely miss your pouty lips and red cheeks by his constant teasing.
Venti heaved another sigh and took off his beret. As he was about to shut his eyes, a strong pull woke him up from his daydreams and he was met with familiar eyes.
There you were, kneeling before him, panting heavily. Your brows are knitted together and he can see your worry and concern.
“[Name]…?”
“Why…” you slouched, still trying to take as many as oxygen as you can for your empty lungs. “Why are you avoiding me?” You breathed out.
“Huh?”
Venti gasped when your nails dug onto the fabric of his cape. “Why are you avoiding me?” You repeated again, but this time slowly and gentle. It was far more different from the usual tone he hears from you. It was surprising but calming. His heart fluttered both from your question and soothing voice.
“I wasn’t really avoiding you,” he uttered. Eyes shifting from elsewhere but you. And though he wasn’t directly looking at you, your glare was harsh and icy that cold sweat was gathering over his palm.
“I thought you didn’t want to see me anymore.” He clarified. Your eyes widened with disbelief. In that vulnerable moment, all the confusion and misunderstanding started to unravel.
"What? Venti, no," you whispered, your grip on his cape loosening. The hurt in his eyes broke your heart, realizing the impact of this misunderstanding. "Why wouldn’t I want to see you?"
His gaze met yours, the vulnerability in his eyes mirroring your own. “Because you’ve been so cold and hot tempered when I’m around and I just thought you didn’t like it when I’m with you.”
At his confession, your mind formulated and pieced everything together. He was avoiding you because of your harsh words.
“I-I’m sorry…” you aplogized. Your hands dropping back to your lap and clutching your pants because of how stupid you are to notice this so late. Your words are nothing for others, because they already know your personality and tend to be so cold when you actually care for them.
But for venti, it’s different for him. You’ve been so careless, acting carefree when he’s been hurting for so long because of you. Because of your cold attitude.
A wave of remorse washed over you as you realized the impact of your actions on the bard. The playful banter that you thought was harmless had wounded him deeply. You never intended for your words to cause pain, especially not to venti, who had been nothing but kind and caring toward you.
"I never meant to hurt you," you murmured, your voice laced with genuine regret. "I'm sorry if my actions made you feel that way. I've just been struggling with my own emotions and didn't want to burden you."
Venti sighed softly, his expression softening as he understood your perspective better. "Communication is a two-way street," he said gently. "We both need to be honest about how we feel and what we need from each other."
You nodded, appreciating his understanding. "You're right. I should have been more open about what was bothering me."
He offered a reassuring smile. "It's okay. We're working through this, and that's what matters."
You both sat in the quiet, the weight of the previous misunderstandings lifting. It was a step toward healing and strengthening your friendship. As the conversation continued, you realized that you should’ve been more honest and open. It may be difficult to drop off that cold attitude, but for him you were willing to make amends and be more considerate of venti’s feelings.
#im not a big fan of the tsundere trope but i hope i did alright writing this#tsundere just annoys me >.>#except if it’s men lol#ellianswers#anon ask#venti x reader#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Wind has some role models🤭
#i think Wind is excited to grow and get stronger🤭#hes got a group of 8 other strong men to look up to after all!#also#give the boys chest hair#except I only drew it on Wars and Sky#absolutely convinced Sky has a sleeper build#he looks so cuddly and soft#but he's STRONG and cuddly haha#Wars' sleeper build is a different variation#where he looks like a twig but actually is pretty musculat#i mean#all the links are pretty dang athletic and strong#so I feel justified#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu fanart#lu warriors#lu sky#lu wind#lu twilight#lu legend#legebd had to mend their clothes lol
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y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots
#trans ppl sound off in the replies I want to hear ur opinions on this respectfully bc like idk it makes me feel crazy#it just makes me rlly deeply uncomfortable to see ppl who generally have fine takes do this shit like cmon y’all we can be better#all saying it tells me is that ur just treating all the transmascs u DO like as exceptions to the rule#idc if ur arguing w the most annoying deeply stupid transmasc in the world it’s not their identity that makes them annoying or stupid lol#using someone’s agab derogatorily is so fucking stupid it’s ltrlly just one step away from calling them pussy boys or annoying women idfk#.txt#what’s crazy is the most egregious example I saw was some1 literally complaining about exorsexism. by blaming it on afabs. then posting lik#‘when theyfabs walk in the room’ to some ‘eeew it stinks in here’ audio on TikTok. saying they had stinky pussies. they were literally afab#hello??? the internalized misogyny is fucking CRAZYYYYY literally yall just regurgitate shit I’ve already heard from cishet men but act lik#it’s ok cause it’s directed at ‘theyfabs’ instead of women. Ok
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theres something i want to say about the fact that it is Jayce's own hammer that causes his injury and then he has to strip it down to its most plain essential parts to make a cane....to literally get up and walk again. but i dont have the words......but if i did it'd probably be like something something hubris something something nothing good has come of it since he picked up that hammer something something parallel to Viktor and trying to fix unfixable things with that blunt hammer of his instead of just lending support when it was needed.'
I guess it'd be something like that.
#what can be used to build can also be used to break#Jayce has done nothing with that hammer except break things and that's not what he set out to do#Jayce became depressed and really enraptured me huh#doesnt speak wonders bout my tatse in men#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#jayce league of legends#jayce lol#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane meta#arcane season 2#arcane analysis
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A gift for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are
Often, when they commission me, I receive a list of prompts to choose from. I feel bad for the ones that I don't end up drawing, so here's one of them: a helluva crossover. Guess we could call it... Helluva detective agency lol
And here's some lore
Edwin is an Incubus from the Lust ring. However, he wants to be a detective, and is not very interested in the seducing people, even when it could help. Still, demons are often attracted to him, despite him not trying! The one he wants, though, doesn't seem all that interested...
Charles is an Imp from Wrath who ran away from home. Unlike many imps, he doesn't want to become an assassin, so he ends up acting as Edwin's bodyguard, even though the incubus can't really pay him... And turns out, he's not half bad at this whole detective thing himself!
Crystal is an Infestor demon from Envy. Her job is, of course, to mess with people's head... but someone messed with hers, instead. Without memories and not knowing how to use most of her powers, Crystal ends up being helped by the boys.
Niko is a demon from Sloth. She hasn't yet decided what she wants to do with her life. Maybe she could become a nurse? but while in the middle of some personal matters, she came into contact with a parasyte that stole her energy. Truly embarrassing for a Sloth demon!
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin x charles#helluva detective agency#sure we're going with that name#I haven't really discussed the lore with Haunted so all of this might change lol#but in the meantime: here they are!#I like to believe that edwin is a terrible incubus#but still weirdly attractive to the right kind of demon#so yeah ck and monty#also simon but he's probably the one who broke his horn while bullying him#so we don't talk about him#making these desings was pretty fun#not a style i usually draw in#poor edwin attracts all men except the imp he wants#universal constant tbh
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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.
#the archivist inquiries of the public#tumblr polls#polls#poll time#also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head#if that's the proper term#which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people#and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too#also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men#it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it#archivist talk#personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another#called bohemian lime#lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia#i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol#also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part#lesbianism#dykery#butch posting#butch#butch lesbian#butch dyke#a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me#thatbutcharchivist
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gonna post this every time something bad happens to kitty in exceptional xmen trust
#which I presume will be often lol#kitty pryde#kate pryde#exceptional x men#x men#x men comics#yalsterart
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no more de-aged, hairless and twinkified shane and harvey. Their appeal is being neurodivergent wrinkly dilfs and im RIGHT.
#stardew valley#stardew valley shane#stardew valley harvey#I like my men confined in the geriatric ward#except for sebastian. Who is perpetually built like a pretty little boytoy etc#also im just kidding btw you guys can like what u like lol its just that when i see mods making shane and harvey made younger...#And thinner..and hairless....and like pretty boys in otome games ...i just go 🥹#Thats not my wife
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you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.
i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?
the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.
idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went
#being as nasty as possible & shitting on everyone while giving no fucks makes you popular in certain spaces. that's tempting no matter what#to immature ppl. part of growing up is learning that you cant do that and real relationships need you to not do that#but that sucks. you could just ignore it and join the alt-right to be a manchild forever#if ur an asshole who wld u wanna hang out with: ur wife who says please dont be an asshole to me or ur bros who say she's a hysterical bitc#& u did nothing wrong?#if u had a maga dad/brother/uncle & u heard the way they talk about women its never abt being mean lol#it's abt how women are hysterical & sensitive & get upset at everything they do#im so sorry but a normal guy (i know & am friends with many) doesnt simply become an MRA because his girl friends made 1 men suck joke#if a guy truly has no fulfilling friendships with women or girls to the point where some feminist group 'being too mean' can radicalize him#bc he doesnt have any kind women in his life to prove that wrong. he already had issues.#you reach a certain point in your friendship with these guys where youve been SO kind and so supportive and welcoming and played therapist#for ages and then they turn around and say 'im voting trump cuz i like his personality better lol i dont care about rights and that bs'#even if you can deradicalize someone by being kind thats years of insane unreciprocated energy for ONE guy#who will end up being the person who never posts abt feminism except to say i became alt right because women were mean so be nice girls!#nobody tells anyone else to accept full blown bigots in their spaces either much less BEFRIEND them#bc nobody is expected to do this kind of service except women. <3#eat ass.
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always interesting reading old gay stuff and seeing the language they use. was reading a letter written by rupert brooke about him losing his virginity to his friend and he described his friend being the bottom as acting “the woman’s part.” just interesting how heteronormative language was kind of the go-to to describe, uh, the mechanics. here’s the letter if you’re interested
#this has nothing to do with anything except that rupert brooke is featured in my sledge/leckie fic lol#imagine you write all this romantic war poetry basically ensuring young men sign up so you have blood on your hands#and then you die from blood poisoning. now that’s kind of poetic
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Hi! I absolutely love the Love and Loss AU. I wanted to ask what colors is Cliff? Is he black, white, and purple or are there other colors?
LAL Cliff is mostly purple, monochrome to match thespius's amber monochrome as a design quirk of being resurrected by him (as well as his suit getting a matching pattern which i struggle to draw!) He's very silly to me.
#ggg love and loss au#ask#Thespius vc: oops i resurrected my crush and now he shares color scheming patterns and themes with me what if i blew up and died#i also intentionally made cliff cuties in this au. for MY JOY n my joy alone. i havent shared post ascension but hes so webkins to me#mostly human looking except the horrors dont mind those.#i love drawing middle aged men and older so cutesy its really entertaining. also they should be allowed to be cute#i throw him at the wall and and crumple into a ball screaming crying clutching my head#apologies in mostly drawing monochrome i do like coloring but i draw fast to keep up w my adhd lol i usually will wip out colors if u askie
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they have such a fucked up relationship (jealous)
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#this is ALL of them#youre all guilty none of you are free of sin#except madeleine she did nothing wrong and we're thrilled to have her.#but the rest of you DISGUSTING HEATHENS#need to go to THERAPY#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#armand#the vampire armand#Actually claudia is free of sin too. It's these men. gentlemen#get it together#ok im done anyway love this show my brain is full of soup#rhy writes#vampire blogging#lol
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FINALLY scrubbed through all of that dark phoenix movie from 2019 thinking i'd just watch the nightcrawler scenes. uhhhh my guy was in about 3 minutes total screentime-wise, his eyes looked like they were brown, (yes i know they were really more red than yellow in XM:A anyway) he had literally 4 lines, (half of which where 'im sorry') and they styled him HORRIBLY!!!
grey hoodie and a puffer gilet over a plain red tee and jeans??? utterly swagless. hair still bizarrely has the blue highlights but not even the flock of seagulls fringe because apparently it's 1992 although you would NOT know from ANY of the characters' costumes tbh
and for SHAME too because this is how kodi was styled for the movie premiere, which is WAY more interesting and dare i say wagner-esque. come ONNNN bruhhhhhh
sorry to kodi too but the way he carried himself in his brief scenes suuuucked, he did not carry himself like 'established x-man who's been here and slaying for 9 years' there was no development of his character since XM:A (of course not since his role is basically a glorified cameo) he just stood slouched in the background of scenes like the same awkward 'just arrived at the school' version of himself from the previous movie
and those fucking teeth they gave him meant he could do literally noooo facial expressions except for this: 😬 which is such a shame bc i know he can be a great actor
anyway movie boring as hell even as i skipped through it was like. blah blah no sense of there being any kind of bond between jean and her team members, most of the screentime is for jessica chastain... and LIKEEEE they literally killed mystique and the only person bent out of shape about it was nick hoult. where was the development for kurt-and-momstique why did we have literally NOTHINGGG!!!!!!! me and my old RP partners back in the day wrote absolute gold like we were HAVING the revelations the reveals the emotional fallout and the movies served us absolutely noooothing not even CRUMBS absolute waste of time smh
#loren talks#x men dark phoenix#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#ye so XM:A is set in 1983 and then DP is supposed to be 1992#make it make sense lol except no bc its obvs they truly#did Not Know what to do with his character they just wanted to use his teleportation as a taxi service for the main characters jfgjkf
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august... PLEASE.....
#infamous if#august pierce#they remind me of that 'ur the most jealous man i know' 'u know other men' meme#except theyre not even overtly jealous theyre just 👀 staring and observing lol
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hes such a girls girl <3
#tay plays rogue trader#also obligatory 'i loveeeeeee abelard so fucking much its unreal' god i wish fathers were real <3#his beef w heinrix is infinitely funnier if hes romancing the rt like i know this dialogue can happen no matter what#but i am Choosing to believe its bc abelard loves leda and has been taking notes every time heinrix ''allows himself a hint of a smile''#while in her presence. lol#anyway. him hating ??? SO many of the men??? in this game and being chill w most of the women is so funny#stans cassia and argenta. as he should. fine w jae. sympathetic to idira. HAVENT TRIGGERED KIBELLAH BANTER YET BUT I HOPE THEYRE FUNNY.#its only yrliet he hates right???#and then w the guys hes actively beefing w all of them except pasqal who is also a girls girl <3#man. RO of all time
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