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thediaryofhenry · 2 months ago
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Rate! Dis! Loaf!
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transparentcatpngs · 8 months ago
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emthimofnight · 10 months ago
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more of my hypothetical fankid Stellar so I can push my girl dad Shadow agenda LOLLL
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laurasimonsdaughter · 4 months ago
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Consider: depressed necromancers forced to go on mental health walks by their creations
"Get up, go outside."
It was like being ordered around by a chill running down his spine. He gave a blind, swatting wave into the space around him. "Piss off."
"Ha! You sure must be regretting studying resurrections instead of banishments, hm?" the ghostly voice echoed at the edge of his hearing. "I have aaall the time in the world."
It was absolutely killing him that turning off his hearing aids didn't work against ghosts. He opened his eyes, staring blankly up at the by now familiar shape floating above him. The look in the spectral eyes was infuriatingly soft.
"Come on. One little walk. And I won't give you any grief about your meal choices tonight."
"It's still light out," he gritted, too tired to even raise his voice. "And you can't make me."
The shining eyes narrowed. "Not yet I can't, but I'll learn. And I bet I'll be able to start chucking bottles of vitamin D at your head long before I'm strong enough to move your sorry ass."
"I did you a favour, you wanted this. And this is the thanks I get?"
Somehow the chill turned warm for a second while the ghost smiled with his whole face. "Yeah. I'm paying it forward."
He pulled the couch pillow over his head. "Go haunt somewhere else."
"Or, you could leave and go for a-"
"Fine, I'll go for a damn walk."
The ghostly laughter followed him all the way to the door and for a second it felt like the grey sludge gave way—
He paused with his hand on the key in the lock. "...are you coming or what?"
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lbibliophile-sw · 1 year ago
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One thing I love about Clone Wars fanart is how much of it is just various characters napping on each other. We all took one look at them and decided that what they really need is snuggles and sleep.
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7cfc00 · 7 months ago
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Until then, stay safe.
[WOE.BEGONE, Season 10]
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misiahasahardname · 16 days ago
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mephone4 is Not a good teacher
(for an object show highschool au i made up… probably not gonna post more about it lol)
BONUS: chocolate bar, an unfinished doodle with mephone and two, and something i drew after tpot13 released and forgot to post. i think
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(yes two is a god. as are the other algebraliens (besides x). the lore i made up for the algebraliens in this au is so strange…)
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pangur-and-grim · 2 years ago
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my two beautiful girls who compress my lungs and do not let me sleep
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front-facing-pokemon · 7 months ago
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#galarian slowpoke#picture this. this was the first pokémon revealed from the new DLCs for pokémon sword and shield. the pokémon company#up until this point‚ has never done DLC for a pokémon game before. you‚ having been jaded by shitty DLCs for other games in the past#now have a distaste for the phrase‚ and imagine this can't be good. then‚ in their teaser for the new DLC‚ they add a little event#into the game where they reveal one of the new pokémon that is going to be added in the DLC#and it is a galarian form. that is identical to the original pokémon. but with a yellow head#are you imagining it. now how fucking disappointed are you. how little faith do you have in that DLC that it's going to be as good as it wa#for the most part‚ the pokémon company has demonstrated that they do absolutely excellent DLCs. proper expansions#basically an entire other game on top of the game you already have. and they typically take up the release cycle of a full game#scarlet/violet's especially. WONDERFUL dlc. i never really properly finished the crown tundra just because i was so late to the party#because i avoided buying the dlc for so long because of this experience that i've just described to you#that by the time i bought it and played it‚ it was just because SV had been announced and i wanted more pokémon to tide me over#and i never finished it. one of these days‚ i'd like to go back and finish it‚ but i'm playing through pokémon xd gale of darkness right no#and i prefer to play. one game at a time. and i don't know when i'll ever really get back to it#or if i'll ever get back to it! 'cause without resetting my save file all the way i'll just have to Remember what it is that already happen#which i'm. notoriously bad at when it comes to coming back to games that i haven't played in a while#plus i know sv is like shitty performance or whatever but the movement in that game is so much better#it feels so much more freeing than going back to gen 8 where you can still just. run. and that's it#i know nobody likes scarlet/violet but i still. like it. performance aside. like yes the performance is terrible but i still had a great#time with it. i just praised its DLC for fuck's sake! its DLC was fuckin wonderful! it has kieran in it so it like can't be bad
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spindle-and-nima · 9 months ago
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Why is Nima parallel parked 😭
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evilkitten3 · 10 months ago
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one thing i think isn't talked about enough is how much kid!hashirama would've hated the man he eventually became
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trappedinafantasy37 · 3 months ago
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Elgg-hor. Duk-tak. Slayer.
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ninjasmudge · 5 months ago
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sin lamb gets absolved and is hit with post nut clarity
im gonna be real with you my friend, lamb is SO embarrassed once theyre not in temptation anymore. it takes a while for them to come down and GOD... all the shit they said (mostly to narinder) that they would usually keep locked inside to uphold their reputation...
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supershot73199 · 4 months ago
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Hello I'm here with chapter 6 of Dawn's Big Daddy. Where's chapter 5 you ask? I decided to make my Danny killing Joker snippet cannon to this story so I made it chapter 5.
Here's the ao3 link to chapter 6 and the story will be below the cut
Dust and smoke hung heavy in the air as Black Bat darted around looking for more survivors. The echos and shockwaves from the clash of titans cutting over the sounds of screams and crying.
Darkseid had come for earth again and at a time when Superman and the rest of the founders of the Justice league were off world.
Supergirl, Captain Marvel and Superboy the first were doing all they could to hold line against Darkseid while other heroes either fought the parademon army or worked to evacuate civilians.
She was breathing heavy as she picked up another injured bystander when she heard a scream. Supergirl was down trying to push herself back up while the red blur that was Captain Marvel was flying into the stratosphere from a heavy blow and Superboy was unconscious, imbedded in a wall several buildings away.
Even as she was looking for a hero to hand off the injured civilian to she saw out of the corner of her eye Darkseid winding up for a punch to finish Supergirl off. But in the second between blinks Danny in his publicly named "Big Daddy" form had caught the blow.
The power coming off of the clash caused the air in the block surrounding them to clear of the dust a smoke.
Darkseid said something but Cass was to far away to hear it. Whatever it was Danny seemed to take offense to it and landed a brutal right hook to the New Gods chin sending him away from Supergirl, with her boyfriend in pursuit.
Cass turned to continue the evacuation knowing things were well in hand, and as she went she saw a silver suited woman spinning out of cover to get Supergirl and evacuate her, so that's what the fenton peeler looked like.
Kara's vision was swimming and she felt herself being lifted by metal arms, cyborg perhaps she mused as she sluggishly turned her head and blinked the spots out of her vision.
"You owe me some serious cuddle time when we get through this sunshine."
Kara felt her heart skip a beat as she recognized her psychologist girlfriend in the suit of armor. She and Jazz had been dating for a while now and Kara had been trying to figure out how to come clean on her identity as Supergirl.
"Jaz'?" She slurred her mouth having trouble forming the words from the exhaustion and pain.
"Yeah it's me I saw you fighting that bastard on the news and came as soon as I could with the peeler." Jazz responded as she jumped over a block of rubble without jarring Kara.
"Howed you knowsits me?" Kara slurred again.
"Little bro was a hero in high school, helped him out here and there which let me see the similarities in the two of your situations. Although I planned on letting you come to me when you were comfortable, didn't want you to think I had some ulterior motive."
"Hmm' brother...BROTHER! Who's fighting Darkseid?!" Kara's panic broke through the pain turning to see what was hopefully not her cousins clone or his baby brother fighting.
As she caught sight of the clash she saw the newest Meta of Gotham "Big Daddy" slugging it out with the Lord of Apokolips, though even as she watched Darkseids blows cracked the suit said Meta wore and it was looking rough.
"You've gotta let me go Darkseids almost broken that pressure suit, I've gotta-"
Jazz cut Kara off, "I know that's why we need to hurry and get out of range, once my brothers suit comes off he's really gonna let that bastard have it."
"What? Isn't that suit to keep him alive, like Mr Freeze?" Kara asked incredulously
"Yes and no, Danny has to where that because his powers are too strong, the amount of energy he gives off without that suit would cause his daughter to destabilize with too much exposure, her core is too weak to handle that kind off pressure." As Jazz spoke the blows from Darkseid finally broke the suit and with her super senses Kara could hear what Darkseid was saying.
"You were an admirable warrior, if foolish. Your suit is shattered kneel before me and I shall permit you to serve in my armies as I conquer this rock."
Danny chuckled "You seem to be under a misconception here, that suit didn't increase my abilities it limited them."
As he said this Danny shed the remains of the pressure suit revealing a black bodysuit with white gloves and boots. And as he finished the last of his lines he thrust his hand out sending a powerful green energy blast that sent Darkseid stumbling.
Kara felt a warm emotion well up inside her though it took her a moment to place it, safety. As her girlfriend carried her further away from the battlefield somehow she knew everything was going to be alright.
Impulse was breathing heavily, his lips were dry and parched and his stomach gripped at him with pains, yet he still fought on. After evacuating Superboy from Darkseids proximity to give Big Daddy some room to fight, he rushed back into the fray against the parademons.
He had just dispatched a handful of Darkseids foot soldiers when some if the rubble beneath his feet gave way sending him to his back. Before he could scramble to his feet a parademon lunged for him.
However before he could tap into the speed force to get away a neon green blast tore right through the alien monster.
"Hah that's what happens when you mess with earth, or my names not Jack Fenton!" A bombastic voice happily declared.
Bart was trying to stumble to his feet when a pair of large but gentle hands grabbed him and helped him up.
"Easy there hero you look exhausted. Luckily me and Mads brought some of my sons friends for backup. It's why we're late to this shindig!" As Bart finally got a look at the people who saved him he couldn't help but double take. It was a pair of adults in orange and teal jumpsuits, the man who wasn't wearing a mask had wrinkles around his eyes and a bright cheerful grin on his face that sat atop a body that gave some refrigerators a run for their money.
At his side was a woman in a teal jumpsuit with a hood and goggles on. She was significantly smaller than the man at her side but Bart could tell that she was no less dangerous.
"Oh Jack look at the poor dear he looks exhausted. Here honey have a juice box and sit down for a minute. My husband wasn't kidding about the backup after all." Bart was once more baffled as the woman mother hened him, putting a juice box in his hand and guiding him to a piece of rubble to sit on.
As he sat sipping on the juice box Bart was able to watch as the couple took out bazookas of all things and started firing at the army of parademons. (where were they storing those?)
He was also able to see several glowing figures engaging in battle, and if he wasn't to exhausted he'd be stoked at what he saw.
A dragon led an army of glowing knights and medieval soldiers, there was a flying pirate ship that was raining cannonballs on the enemy lines, some sort of robot was launching missiles and other weapons, there seemed to be a legion of Greek warriors fighting alongside several famous monsters led by a really tall four armed woman who looked like an Amazonian, some guy and girl on a motorcycle were plowing through the enemy as a living shadow seemed to watch their back, hell there was even a glowing Rockstar with blue flames for hair that seemed to be able to make sonic blast, and lastly there was even a small group of yeti setting up a medical aid station.
"Who are all of these people?" Bart mumbled to himself.
"Ghosts! They are all friends with our Danno and when they saw there was a fight going on they just had to join in!" Boomed the man in orange, Jack his wife had called him.
"That's right dear, you can just sit back and relax we have this from here." The motherly woman in teal said, Mads according to her husband.
"Yep, it's a good thing we were having a get together to catch up with Danny or it would have taken a while to gather up this many allies, and Sam and Tucker wouldn't have been able to watch Dawn so we could all come fight!" Jack boomed once more between blasts of his bazooka.
"Speaking of Danny it looks like he's decided to get serious now." Mads said
Causing Bart to quickly look back over to the fight with Darkseid.
As he had been pulling Kon to safety Bart had been able to see the way Big Daddy (apparently his name is Danny?) had been able to match Darkseid on equal footing after removing that suit, flowing around his blows and using dozens of powers (what is this guy a super?) to keep Darkseid on the backfoot, but it didn't seem like much of anything had been doing much more than annoy the New God.
As he looked now the heros appearance had changed again, hair that had been simple bright white now flowed and glowed like a nebula, his jumpsuit once plain black now looked like the night sky when there is no light pollution, his eyes previously blazing green now were raging white stars too bright to focus on, he looked like an embodiment of Space.
Danny didn't like to tap in to his power over space, it always made it hard to focus, after all in the grand scheme of the universe earth was nothing more than a speck.
Unfortunately for Darkseid he had put his sister's girlfriend in danger, he put his beloved Cassiopeia (so he got his pet names from a constellation sue him) in danger, and he put countless innocent lives in danger, but most damning, he made his Starlight cry.
Spittle flew from Darkseids mouth as another blow landed in his gut.
"How can you hit that hard? Not even superman can hit with that force!" The tyrant growled.
Danny couldn't help the scoff that came out of his mouth, of course Superman couldn't hurt Darkseid like this, no matter how strong the Kryptonian is he still only has so much mass to put behind his punches.
Danny doesn't have that problem, with his power over space he could fill his fists with the mass of entire galaxies, though he's only using about the equivalent of Jupiter right now, so even if Danny can't hit throw a punch with as much strength behind it as Superman (though Danny's strength is no laughing matter) each blow had more force behind it.
Danny didn't bother to explain this to the New God though better to keep him guessing so as he couldn't try to come up with a counter measure as easily.
"Damn this. You haven't seen the last of me earthling, I will conquer this planet!" Darkseid growled out before summoning boom tunes for himself and his army. Danny decided to be a little shit as the bastard fled.
"You'll try." And with that the lord of Apokolips scowled and fled to lick his wounds.
Cass was exhausted the help from the ghosts from Danny's home dimension made the search and rescue a breeze and they save hundreds of lives that might have been lost otherwise, but she was still covered in dirt, blood and soot. All she wanted to do was rinse off and cuddle with the hero of the day.
As she stumbled into her apartment she quickly realized that she wasn't alone, thankfully she recognized the shoes by her front door as belonging to Danny.
She limped her way further into her apartment until she got to her kitchen where Danny was cooking something that smelled delicious.
"Hi love." Cass mumbled out causing Danny to turn towards her before turning the heat down on the stove and sweeping her into a warm hug.
"Hey Cassiopia, how's my hero holding up?" He said softly as he held her close.
Cass snorted "I'm not the one who singlehandedly sent Darkseid running with his tail between his legs."
"So I kicked a guys ass, you were the one digging through rubble to save lives while I had to get a new suit put on so I didn't hurt anyone."
"Let's just say we're both heros and cuddle the rest of the night." Cass said knowing that Danny probably didn't get the gravity of what he'd done. (He did he just loves Cass so much that anything she does seems more amazing to him than anything he could ever do.)
"Well that sounds great to me, I've got a warm bath made up for you while I finish dinner then we can watch movies and cuddle. Dawn's with my parents for tonight so that my ecto-energy levels can stabilize so we can watch one of those horror movies we've been waiting to see."
Cas lit up at the thoughtfulness of her boyfriend before she gave him a peck on the lips before going to get in the heavenly bath that awaited her.
"I love you so much." She said
"And I you." Danny responded as she walked into the bathroom.
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madeofbees · 1 year ago
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me: I hate that I can never focus on books or reading, I need to go to a cabin in the woods with a stack and not be disturbed until I finish, there’s nothing like the feel of a paper book in your hands and the smell of an old, well-loved favorite and even the chunks that fall out bc you’ve read it over a hundred times and the binding is fragile books
me when the Wi-Fi goes out: böōōkš ?? never heard of her
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skyloftian-nutcase · 7 months ago
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Hi? Is it okay to ask for Ganondorf's possible anxieties involving having a son?
I mean, it's highly unlikely that Ganon even saw another male until at least 18. Imagine what that would do to someone. No father, no male role model, no male friends, no male associates. No male contact at all.
Like, I can't even imagine what it would've been like to have had no female contact at all until 18.
Just not having a good father in one's life is known to stunt a person substantially. I can't even fathom how othered Ganon must've felt growing up. How utterly pressured he felt to become a pillar of masculinity without any real example to follow. No one to teach him what it actually means to be a good man. No one to explain things to him. No one to show him the subtle little things that seems to almost be universal among men no matter the culture. Especially in how they interact amongst each other. No one to teach him about comradery between men. About the unspoken rules that men seem to have.
And, not to mention the almost commodifying perspective the Gerudo have towards men. One even mentioned that she'd believed that all men were useless except for Ganondorf.
I can't help but think he might've internalized some of that.
So, would Ganon be anxious about setting a good example for his son seeing as he likely didn't have that himself?
Ganondorf had to admit he was still in shock over looking at his children. But the longer he stared at them, the more a new feeling settled into his heart.
Watching his daughter was a blessing; a strong feeling of protectiveness overcame him, and he wondered how such a delicate looking child could grow into a warrior like her mother. But his son…
Ganondorf could fathom having a daughter, could handle raising a girl. But a son…
He’d never felt so simultaneously out-of-depth and excited.
It wasn’t particularly a feeling he enjoyed. Ganondorf despised being out of control. But looking at the little boy made him feel so utterly alone and adrift, wondering how in the world he could possibly raise this child correctly. Yet at the same time, it filled him with eagerness, an excitement to give the boy guidance that he had been sorely lacking in his life.
Growing up as a Gerudo male had been so incredibly isolating. Ganondorf had been treated as a king and as some Other, his childhood filled with voids and gaps in understanding, in confusion that had left him stumbling when he’d first entered Hyrule. He’d never felt unwelcome by his fellow Gerudo, but he’d also never felt welcome. His presence was a blessing, a symbol of leadership with no understanding of what that even meant. Somehow it was his responsibility to lead his band of thieves, and the best way he knew how was to be the strongest. His physicality lent to it naturally, so it only seemed the correct path. But when he’d first entered Hyrule, when he’d first seen another man, he had felt wholly inadequate. It had been a group of Hylian soldiers, all strong in their own right, laughing amongst each other, at ease, normal.
He wasn’t normal. He’d never been normal. His body had been strange and cursed, developing in ways no other Gerudo’s had, lacking the gift of life that the women bore, making up for it in sheer power and aggression. It had been his goddess-given right to be a protector, and that had developed into a greater desire when he’d seen Hyrule.
He didn’t have to defend. He could just take as his sisters did, but with greater results. He could live in a land that prospered, he could rule it, as was his birthright.
But all of those thoughts felt empty when looking at his son, because here he held a new gift and opportunity. He could be a father. He could raise a boy to be a man, could show him what that meant when he’d never had that chance.
But what could he possibly do in this role? He knew nothing of fathers, even in his journeys to Hyrule. The closest he’d gotten to interacting with a father was seeing the king, who occasionally was present with the princess, but mostly the girl was elsewhere in the palace. Was being a father not that involved, then, or was it simply because the king of Hyrule had other duties? Ganondorf surely wouldn’t abandon his children nearly so much. They could attend duties with him. How else could they learn to fulfill their roles, anyway?
Was that the correct course of action? Twinrova had done as much with Ganondorf, so it seemed reasonable. He’d been involved in the care and leadership of his people since he was a teenager, perhaps even a little younger.
The worst part of this was that he had no one to turn to for this. Ganondorf hated relying on anything or anyone else but himself, but in this matter… he… almost wished he did have someone. Nabooru, as much as he loved her, was not going to be helpful in this matter. However, in this land that Din had taken him to, the Gerudo here did have a very small amount of men present in their ranks – only those who joined with Gerudo women were allowed. Men from a nearby settlement occasionally interacted with Gerudo, and those who chose to embrace the culture and marry one of the women were allowed. But they were foreigners, and Ganondorf was their ruler through his own birthright and his marriage to Nabooru. He refused to look to them for an example.
Ganondorf took a steadying breath, lifting the child into his arms. It didn’t matter if he had an example or not. He’d forged his own way his entire life, and that wasn’t changing now. He would be a father to these children whether he was ready or not, and so he would strive to be the best father he could be, whatever that meant.
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