#ew please no

[bigboobshaunt]

I can't remember gaining and then losing interest in a game as fast as now when the youtuber advertising it added "from the same creators of G*ns**n *mp*ct"

[eriyu]

oops!!!!!!!! accidentally caught the script up to msq!!!!

i honestly did not think this was going to be possible with the amount of time left after i finished 6.0, but here we are!!!!!!!

the entire msq, at your fingertips!!!!!!!!!

please know that i will NOT be doing dawntrail's MSQ immediately after it drops though. i want to enjoy playing through for the first time without making it into a job. i hope to get to it before TOO too long, though 💖

[skullebesta]

i miss eddsworld

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Ok, for me, Erik is the one who does the housework.

Imagine him wearing a chef's apron (strictly magenta), rubber gloves for washing dishes and a headband to hold up his magnificent hair.

domestic erik save me.......

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[lunaeclipse1057-ao3]

Alright, guys. With Biden dropping out of the race, and Kamala Harris most likely taking his place, this SHOULD make this election a whole lot easier.

It isn't two old white guys on death's door anymore. It's one old white guy on death's door who wants to turn this country into a place where only rich white males can thrive and a middle-aged black woman who could genuinely do us some good.

It's no longer "bad" versus worse. It's possibly good versus bad. Of course, we'll have to wait and see what Harris' goals as president are, but this could be a breaking point in this election.

Vote Blue.

*After reading some reblogs and doing my own research, I added quotation marks because yes, he is a good president and has done a lot of good for this country. People make him out to be bad. This is my mistake; I just lack(ed) knowledge about his campaign.

[dunkinbublin]

forever bitter that the sonic ova home isnt used in any sonic media

if sonic is gonna settle anywhere its gonna be where nature has reclaimed itself.

[stinkypeanutbutter]

He eepy . .

But seriously , he’s a heavy napper

someone help her

pls

[stunning-mess]

okay wait thats such a valid theory but id die if it was true because like i kinda dont think alden would cheat on della 😭😭

kotlc sht theories #4

Alina is Fitz’s mom

Vacker thing about one dad, two moms and Fitz was the one to tell Sophie about this. Could be the real Vacker legacy????

He is a Telepath (Telepathy is rare) and his siblings are Vanishers (Vanishers are common); Alina was higher on Alden’s list

Obviously matchmaking has problems, but the whole genetics thing is still the determiner for abilities, and lists do have some proof behind their accuracy.

Also very possible that Alina could've beguiled Alden into it, playing on the fact that Alvar wasn't the son Alden wanted, and Alina may have promised that she could give him a better one?

Although what would her motivation be? And now she's a Councillor? Can you imagine if it turns out not one but TWO Councillors have secret children that would be insane.

Fitzroy (the name) means the bastard son of a king

it makes sense but please no 😭😭😭😭

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan, susan and carl are not real. they are featureless limbless cartoon balls in a video game. it’s really really okay. i promise.

[drunkonduty]

Matt, i love you but please... FOCUS ON OTHER CHARACTERS URGAAHH

[minkshame]

TordMatt and unconditional love and forgiveness

[butmakeitgayblog]

Nikki Vee in It's What's Inside

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Kohkood Vlog P2 | Our Favourite Chaotic Duo

"He's always kissing me. I don't get it. Kiss and kiss and kiss. Again."

Me: 😑 SIR PUR-LEASE. Stop bragging.

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

any moment where Esther was doing her silly little murdery schemes and Monty happened to be in the room, whenever they mentioned Edwin, i swear she was two seconds away from calling Monty a slur. she really, really wanted to

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

i know the whump community hates women characters or whatever but the lesbian in me is dying for bloody femininity please

let them have thicc thighs and bazoinkas and wear dresses with the hem ripped to shreds so they can run faster. have them sprint in heels. have them use their stilettos as weapons when they jam it into a person's eye. girls kissing girls. beautifully manicured nails chipped and broken away or idly tracing the length of a blade. fishnets and stockings with runs gouged in them. low cut blouses that leave their collarbones exposed to be traced with the tip of a weapon. tight dresses that hug every curve to distract wandering eyes while they spike a drink. girls kissing girls. long silky hair to be wrapped around a hand and pulled. messy curls. a sultry villainess or a vixen in distress. smeared lipstick and mascara running down their cheeks. jewelry ripped from their necks and earrings torn from their lobes. clawing their way out of the carnage to emerge victorious, drenched in blood, beautiful in their madness. being upset that their hair was forcibly cut or their favorite bra was snapped or missing their skincare routine. girls kissing girls. feeling icky when they've been stripped of their womanhood. being empowered when they reclaim what's rightfully theirs through any means necessary. using their sweet face and lilting voice to draw a false sense of security in their victims. feminine rage and revenge. being underestimated because what could such a pretty little thing like her do? girls kissing girls. ultra femme cottagecore babe drenched in red. black leather dommy mommy being the gentlest caretaker. sisterhood. to be kind and nurturing or cold and cruel. did i mention the girls kissing girls.