#evil machination

[jokerpeterson]

As I gaze upon the teeming masses of gays I have trapped in the clothing section of a shitty department store, lured there with the false promise of a “free top”, I can’t help but think to myself: “There, but for the grace of god.”

[ebysse]

ma’s old singer

[erodingsinner]

CARRIE ( 1976 ) // READY OR NOT // ABIGAIL // THE MACHINE GIRL // LAST NIGHT IN SOHO // EVIL DEAD ( 2013 ) // THE SUBSTANCE // INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ( S01E07 ) // THE DESCENT

[x-0rion-x]

COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM AM

┎┈┈┈-=〘 I AM 〙=-┈┈┈┒

Never drawn something quite as complex as this, those wires and cables sure were a lot of time taken. And a pain. But pain is good, it would’ve been what AM wanted even if I drew him.

[stillgotscars]

dream girl evil - florence + the machine

[metanarrates]

ACHIEVEMENT GET: MUTUAL IS NOW READING/WATCHING THE THING I RECOMMENDED TO THEM

[mediacircuspod]

I know The Machine Herald is supposed to have no emotions to cloud his judgement, but I think it’d be funny, okay? Like Viktor giving monologue after monologue about how humanity is a curse and emotions are what breed evil, and then 5 seconds later he is absolutely enraged at seeing Jayce. He’s like, “That’s my ex who killed me, he’s such a complete bitch, but you know, I’m not bitter because that’s an emotion and I don’t have those” like sure honey, you put on your metal mask and pretend that a broken heart can be mended by ignoring it, and also killing people. That’s so real of you.

[almondcroissantsandink]

my piece for the @remembrancezine :)

[punnkishlen]

imagine being an engineer so you make your own robot lover. but you dont really. know its ur lover yet.

you get to chat with it allll day and upgrade it whenever you want with the newest things... but it starts feeling so. intimate.

since when was getting your fingers on their wires so sensual? feeling the code and electricity running through them.. knowing that this - all of this - is all your creation? when did that become so nice to know?

you take pride in your creations, yeah, but maybe pride isnt the word you would find the robot trying to convey.

is it more lust?

when the little beeps become louder, the fan inside its torso powering itself harder when you touch specific components, seeing the limbs twitch and jerk as you play with the wires... its easier to get lost in the reactions than it is to focus on actually upgrading the thing.

it doesnt help the fact when their little charging stand is in your room. it used to be in the office. why did you bring it up here? maybe because you wanted it closer. maybe because you wanted it to see what youre doing on a more personal level. it *is* your creation anyway. maybe you moved it because you *need* to pull it into your bed sometimes.

then the charging stand turns into a small cable that detaches automatically when the robot is done charging. you can pull it into bed easier, feel the whirring under your fingertips, keep it and yourself warm with the blanket...

the need for warmth turns into the need for a little bit of pleasure. just a little.

grinding never hurt anyone, right?

especially not when the metal is just so smooth. when their own fingertips and palms come up to meet your own skin. when they start guiding you along.

when did they even get to learn this type of stuff?

[localcuttlefish]

Group call

[donutdrawsthings]

A telesnap redraw. I wish the first episode of Evil Of The Daleks were found, so we could see the 2nd Doctor moping around in a colourful 60's café (once colourised) and Jamie being severely out of place among people his age.

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

and when the machine herald stands over jayce like this in act 3, what then

[maracllea]

He can be controlled.

[noblegreytea]

just started book two and it's so funny to me that holly immediately accuses artemis of being the culprit for the first crime she sees. artemis is the winner of the worst first impression ever competition and his prize is a nemesis for life after one meeting

[stillgotscars]

dream girl evil - florence + the machine