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As I gaze upon the teeming masses of gays I have trapped in the clothing section of a shitty department store, lured there with the false promise of a “free top”, I can’t help but think to myself: “There, but for the grace of god.”
#196#evil machination#gamer#grindtime#grindset#grindsetmindset#contraption#bottombaiting#queerbaiting
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ma’s old singer
#severus snape does not like mothers day#but hope yall had a good one!#(so i absolutely love vintage sewing machines i own 3 and here is fanart of em#theyre such beautiful machines and yet always look somewhat melancholic?? do u kno what i mean do u see the vision#severus snape#eileen snape#eileen prince#snape#hp fanart#mine#PS I WISH I HAD ALL THE TIME TO DRAW#employment is evil actly
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dream girl evil - florence + the machine
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CARRIE ( 1976 ) // READY OR NOT // ABIGAIL // THE MACHINE GIRL // LAST NIGHT IN SOHO // EVIL DEAD ( 2013 ) // THE SUBSTANCE // INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ( S01E07 ) // THE DESCENT
#women in covered in blood... is there anything better#horrortvfilmsource#userhorroredits#horrorwomensource#carrie 1976#carrie#abigail 2024#ready or not#the substance#the descent#evil dead#evil dead 2013#the machine girl#blood#my gifs#interview with the vampire#iwtv#abigail#photopeablr#last night in soho#femaledaily#userparallels
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COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM AM
┎┈┈┈-=〘 I AM 〙=-┈┈┈┒
Never drawn something quite as complex as this, those wires and cables sure were a lot of time taken. And a pain. But pain is good, it would’ve been what AM wanted even if I drew him.
#ihnmaims#AM#am fanart#ihnmaims am#i have no mouth and i must scream#allied mastercomputer#harlan ellison#I love evil machines
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ACHIEVEMENT GET: MUTUAL IS NOW READING/WATCHING THE THING I RECOMMENDED TO THEM
#narrates#EVIL SMILE.#idk what makes me such a good propaganda machine but i keep getting people into things
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I know The Machine Herald is supposed to have no emotions to cloud his judgement, but I think it’d be funny, okay? Like Viktor giving monologue after monologue about how humanity is a curse and emotions are what breed evil, and then 5 seconds later he is absolutely enraged at seeing Jayce. He’s like, “That’s my ex who killed me, he’s such a complete bitch, but you know, I’m not bitter because that’s an emotion and I don’t have those” like sure honey, you put on your metal mask and pretend that a broken heart can be mended by ignoring it, and also killing people. That’s so real of you.
#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#the machine herald#viktor the machine herald#jayce talis#jayvik#vikjayce#arcane#arcane spoilers#I CANNOT WAIT FOR HIS CRASHOUT ERA#please let him be evil#for me#as a treat
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my piece for the @remembrancezine :)
#re2#resident evil 2#re2 fanart#leon kennedy#ada wong#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#remembrance zine#tyrant#mr. x#this was genuinely so fun to do and i love how it came out#it's like an updated version of the drawing of leon at the vending machine i made a couple years ago!
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imagine being an engineer so you make your own robot lover. but you dont really. know its ur lover yet.
you get to chat with it allll day and upgrade it whenever you want with the newest things... but it starts feeling so. intimate.
since when was getting your fingers on their wires so sensual? feeling the code and electricity running through them.. knowing that this - all of this - is all your creation? when did that become so nice to know?
you take pride in your creations, yeah, but maybe pride isnt the word you would find the robot trying to convey.
is it more lust?
when the little beeps become louder, the fan inside its torso powering itself harder when you touch specific components, seeing the limbs twitch and jerk as you play with the wires... its easier to get lost in the reactions than it is to focus on actually upgrading the thing.
it doesnt help the fact when their little charging stand is in your room. it used to be in the office. why did you bring it up here? maybe because you wanted it closer. maybe because you wanted it to see what youre doing on a more personal level. it *is* your creation anyway. maybe you moved it because you *need* to pull it into your bed sometimes.
then the charging stand turns into a small cable that detaches automatically when the robot is done charging. you can pull it into bed easier, feel the whirring under your fingertips, keep it and yourself warm with the blanket...
the need for warmth turns into the need for a little bit of pleasure. just a little.
grinding never hurt anyone, right?
especially not when the metal is just so smooth. when their own fingertips and palms come up to meet your own skin. when they start guiding you along.
when did they even get to learn this type of stuff?
#machine fucker#objectum#mechanophilia#clank clank clank clank#robot fucker#technophilia#robot sex#robot lover#robophilia#nsft concept#robotics#engineering#roboposting#evil#muahahaha
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Group call
#resident evil#resident evil village#lady dimitrescu#the mitchells vs the machines#aaron mitchell#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#the great gatsby#nick carraway#the shining#wendy torrance#mean girls#karen smith#amanda seyfried#josh hutcherson#tobey maguire
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"This here is the evil lab," I say while gesturing to the many rows of horrible beast-like machines all huffing and rumbling and emitting wayward jets of steam like they're shooting mold spores into the air. "And this is my assistant Annie." I'm pointing to a small mousy woman with round glasses who I clearly have a problematic power dynamic over. "What do you have, Annie?"
Annie rips off a long stretch of accordion graph paper from some kind of seismograph machine. Everything on it is frantic zigzags but she reads it perfectly. "It says, 'Anyone who can say "my fav may be a war criminal but he said trans rights teehee" is demonstrating the obscene privilege of considering transphobia to be a real, material, harm to be treated with gravity and importance but acts-of-war are such fictional matters, having never affected your life, that you're free to joke about them.'"
"Excellent." I bang a fist on the nearest table and you jump a little because you think it's a very horrible machine doing something. "Tweet that IMMEDIATELY. Let me know when the blue-checkmarks and the furries respond." I ruffle Annie's hair and she involuntarily moans a little.
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A telesnap redraw. I wish the first episode of Evil Of The Daleks were found, so we could see the 2nd Doctor moping around in a colourful 60's café (once colourised) and Jamie being severely out of place among people his age.
#donutdrawsthings#fanart#doctor who fanart#sorry older fans... i have no idea what that machine in the background is. but i tried my best#also bonus points if you know what the cake Jamie is eating is called#second doctor#2nd doctor#the second doctor#classic who#classic doctor who#doctor who classic#dw art#dw fanart#doctor who art#doctor who#the doctor#jamie mccrimmon#patrick troughton#evil of the daleks#the evil of the daleks#telesnap#doctor who lost episode#lost media#1960s#screenshot redraw#redraw#digital art#art
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Guys, is it gay to tenderly hold the man who both completes and ruins you and who you went to the edge of the world/universe for right before you die together?
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannigram#hannibal lecter#arcane#arcane act 3#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#jayvik#viktor arcane#will graham x hannibal lecter#viktor machine herald#arcane act three#Alexa play Achilles Come Down for both pairs of gay idiots#How does Mel even explain this?#‘Yeah my mom got killed in the shadow realm and my boyfriend and his evil lab partner exploded together while astral projecting.’#What if… the League were the Legends we met along the way?
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Someone please please please please write a fic with Machine Herald Viktor and Hex Jayce (ie, post s2 timeline hopping jayvik) where Viktor uses his hexclaw to tickle Jayce,,,
OR uses his hexclaw to pin Jayce's arms so he can tickle him with his hands
I'll draw it.
#Machine Herald is such ler material ohhh my god#viktor becomes evil and bullies Jayce in that form#and hes so cute he giggles as Jayce DIES#and that voice...teasing Jayce...ou#Jayce would melt instantly or start excitement panicking like a happy happy prey animal#worm rambles#jayvik
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Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)
oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!
(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)
teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?
so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…
i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go
*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff
he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..
in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english
it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!
you will need:
at least 2,050,000 G
20 cursed tools/accessories
if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…
but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)
you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.
**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**
you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….
on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!
#my art#why is his name localized as CURDY…..#i was making fun of it being cardi in the japanese version but……. CURDY#bokumono#harvest moon#story of seasons#harvest moon ds#harvest moon ds:cute#harvest moon ds cute#hmds#hmds cute#pastor carter#now everyone knows i always name my farm ram ranch. shameful#ladies……. he’s broke and possibly an alcoholic….(can we save him?)#the proposal really comes out of nowhere lmao#i’m sorry i’m still not over this his name is CURDY…… aaaaaaaagh#pastor carter is such a funky little guy to me. i have him in my acnh town he has a basement full of flame machines and a single wheelchair#why did the video crop like that when i appended the recordings together. i’m getting so old#sorry for the excessive babygirlism my tablet works again and i went a little ham#of course marrying a man of god causes the game to end. since the programming language for hmds is ancient evil curses#heh….. hex code
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and when the machine herald stands over jayce like this in act 3, what then
#arcane#spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#machine herald#my secret is that 95% of jayvik's appeal to me is this scenario right here so evil machine herald is about to do something to my psyche#jayce always being stronger and more physically capable and commanding a greater presence and rising higher than viktor#and now i would like the uno reverse card and i would like it to be kinda hot
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