#evil!trish

[thebigcomed0wn]

im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women

[vngful]

[princewoble]

resident evil but if it was a little… bizarre

[smththtwlllst]

Since ONE of you forgot to take Dante out of the freezer before mom got home, here’s a list of people based on how likely I think they are to save Dante

1. LADY

I mean. Come on. She’s been here the entire time and is still going through her redemption/character arc. I bet she’ll feel guilty abt forgetting Dante in the back of the freezer next to the peas and soup and get him out and they’ll go on the run.

2. VERGIL.

Also! Come on! He’d probably have heard smth or other about the son of sparda who killed the white rabbit and go ‘gotcha bitch’. It’d probably end with him thinking Dante would be a ok with a human genocide & they fight ending in a similar stance to DMC3.

3. TRISH.

Now, has she been introduced yet? No. Which is why I think it’s compelling that she’d be introduced by sneaking into DarkCom and breaking one freezer burned mf out. It would make sense given she is the third part of their little trip. Maybe added bonus if she’s working for Mundus and he wants his grubby hands on Dante & Trish does a DMC1.

4. NERO.

I don’t think Nero is coming for Dante. Because- given at the point of the story- Vergil hasn’t been around and so Nero isn’t even a sperm yet. So no, we probably will not get our demon handed bb boy anytime soon. At least not while Dante is chilling out.

5. LEON KENNEDY.

Now. I know what you’re saying ‘those are two completely different properties. They’re not going to be related.’ But I raise you: it’s probably apart of the same universe. Because of a lil fleck of ash l known as Raccoon City. Raccoon City exists in this continuity and Dante has been there before. So I think that it’s possible that the events of ResE have happened in this universe (or some form of the events bc the time in this universe is wacky). And I think Leon would be most likely, instead of someone like Chris or Jill or whoever. I highly doubt it’d happen, but wouldn’t it be funny?

Anyway please give us season 2 I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[omgitskaii]

who is this diva !!???!!?!

another spn oc for the books !! this is trish, she ties in with some of roddy's lore... she's a wraith that runs a monster nightclub and an underground monster fighting ring...

i will def draw more of her cuz i love her

[dmc-questions-anon]

AU of Trish working to take Mundus' place as emperor of the demon world. She decides she could do a better job.

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[shoechoe]

my personal least favorite "why diavolo deserved the death loop" argument i've seen repeatedly is "diavolo gave the villains stands indirectly since he sold them". yeah he also gave the heroes stands indirectly... also that made the series significantly more interesting and diavolo finding the arrows is like, barely a footnote of his character. why is this your go-to instead of "he's a mafia boss who sells drugs to children" or "he tried to murder his daughter"

[emo-protagonist]

guys i just finished devil may cry 1, this game is so cheesy i fucking love it and holy fuck dante is hot

[elfmell]

[sparkie96]

Chapter 16 of 17 “Deal With A Devil: Birth of Nero”

Chris rushed through the doors of the BSAA, Rebecca having called to let him know that “some tall, white-haired man” had shown up in a helicopter with Leon in his arms. Leon had been hollering and crying out for help, hollering about “Nero coming” and “Chris needing to be there”.

That had been twenty-four hours ago, but Leon was still in labor.

Making his way to the Infirmary, Chris noted that he could hear Leon’s screams and grunting, the sound growing louder with every step. It sounded like Leon was being tortured. Or torn apart. Maybe even both considering he was in labor and about to give birth to an odd demon baby.

He couldn’t help but wonder if the “demon” aspect had anything to do with the lights flickering, Chris hearing the air-conditioning turning off and turning back on by itself, as though they were dealing with some sort of power outage.

Carlos Olivera was there, having been Security since he had broken his arm on his last assignment. Carlos greeted both Chris and Jill, informing them that Rebecca had sedated Leon, but it must have burned out of his system already.

“And she gave him enough to take down an elephant.” Carlos explained as he guided them into the Infirmary, specifically an isolation cell, “And something else happened, because we had to force him into a cell.”

“What happened?” Chris asked, looking in through the window and seeing Leon pacing around, holding his middle, “How is he standing upright?”

Carlos shrugged, “Adrenaline? Restlessness? Doc isn’t sure.”

“He refused to sleep.” Rebecca chimed in, wearing what looked like an armored hazmat suit, her helmet tucked under her arm as she discarded a now empty syringe, “I’ve never seen anything like it. At this rate, we’re going to be out of sedatives before that baby even comes.”

”Jesus…” Jill breathed as she and Chris looked Leon over.

Leon’s hair was disheveled and messy, clad only in a medical gown. There was blood on the front of his gown and on his lips, Rebecca explaining that they had given him food but he only wanted raw meat. One of the initiates brought in some meat from his grandfather’s butchery and Leon all but attacked him. Had it not been for Carlos and two others, Leon probably would have mauled the poor kid.

[baravaggio]

why do you guys hate gyro and his unwashed musty corrosive battery acid flaming homosexual pussy so much omg stopppp you're hurting my feelings

[newjaxxcity]

What sleepover did Cathy Kelley get her hair done at?

[unlucky-leek]

I had this super cool dream last night where the DMC crew were in a zombie apocalypse / Resident Evil type situation. They split up and were going through an office building or something, and Trish was being a super badass, doing flips and crushing zombie heads with her heels and stuff.

Eventually she came across some sort of glass office with a few survivors in it and tried to direct them to safety (after accidentally beating the crap out of a few humans by mistake).

Cut to a later scene and Trish staggers over to Dante with someone slumped over her back. Dante asks if she found any other survivors and she grimly shook her head. The person on her back then begins to stir, only to be a zombie now! So Dante has no choice but to shoot them despite Trish's protests.

And then some other stuff probably happened, but you know how dreams are 😆

Just wanted to share so I don't forget, I feel like there's a cool story in here haha

[our-reb00t-boi]

The spectrum started with reboot Vergil saying No to Clone and ending the spectrum with a bang💥 with reboot Dante being Clone Rights Activist

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE?

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

Meet the Diamonds (that's their mean girl group name, but the girls are far from mean).

Trish Jackson, the white girl of the group, really likes manga; she's a shoujo fiend and is obsessed with magical girls. She has little Precure keychains on her bag, and she'll wear Sailor Moon nails. People think that because she's blonde, she must be dumb, but my girl gets good grades across the board; she's on the honor roll, so don't play. She's also the reason you got into the friend group in the first place. You both had a project to do together, and you couldn't stop yapping—no work was done. The next day, there's a piece of paper on your desk saying, "[Name] Wayne, you are now adopted by Trish Jackson," in perfect handwriting.

Kiara Antoinette, she's a very sporty girl and she's the ace of girls' volleyball or the head of girls' track. Just know she plays sports; she's won a whole lot of trophies for Gotham Prep, which is why she's so popular. Now, Kiara is really deep into the horror genre, and she complains that horror movies nowadays don't understand horror. "You can't just slap an evil clown on something, put a hot girl in a movie, have her tortured, and call it horror." She hates the Terrifier series with a burning passion. While all the girls are screaming and covering their eyes, she's sitting in the theater disappointed. "Worst movie of the century, name I know. Children’s shows are scarier than that!" But what she didn't know was that the rest of you were completely traumatized. Next time, she'll make you all watch Coraline.

Cleo Nakamura, a Blasian baddie, is pretty shy and soft-spoken. Her popularity comes from the boys in her school having a thing for her. I mean, she's sweet, pretty, and kind, but she's rejecting boys left and right. Why? "Oh, they're not my type..." she mumbles. Who is her type, then, you may ask? Darth Maul—yes, the dude from Star Wars with a red and black face and horns on his head. That's her crush. Hear me out: imagine the sweetest girl in school having a crush on an evil Sith warrior from Star Wars. My girl is foaming at the mouth for him, and you can probably guess she's into sci-fi movies and books. It's literally pumping in her veins like blood. She likes to drop weird facts about the Dune books to the girls, horrifying them: "So then Paul's son becomes an evil worm dictator to get the people on this thing called the right path. Are you following?" All three are completely lost. "Okay, good."