#evil!trish

[thebigcomed0wn]

im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women

[princewoble]

resident evil but if it was a little… bizarre

[dmc-questions-anon]

AU of Trish working to take Mundus' place as emperor of the demon world. She decides she could do a better job.

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[shoechoe]

my personal least favorite "why diavolo deserved the death loop" argument i've seen repeatedly is "diavolo gave the villains stands indirectly since he sold them". yeah he also gave the heroes stands indirectly... also that made the series significantly more interesting and diavolo finding the arrows is like, barely a footnote of his character. why is this your go-to instead of "he's a mafia boss who sells drugs to children" or "he tried to murder his daughter"

[emo-protagonist]

guys i just finished devil may cry 1, this game is so cheesy i fucking love it and holy fuck dante is hot

[elfmell]

[sparkie96]

Chapter 16 of 17 “Deal With A Devil: Birth of Nero”

Chris rushed through the doors of the BSAA, Rebecca having called to let him know that “some tall, white-haired man” had shown up in a helicopter with Leon in his arms. Leon had been hollering and crying out for help, hollering about “Nero coming” and “Chris needing to be there”.

That had been twenty-four hours ago, but Leon was still in labor.

Making his way to the Infirmary, Chris noted that he could hear Leon’s screams and grunting, the sound growing louder with every step. It sounded like Leon was being tortured. Or torn apart. Maybe even both considering he was in labor and about to give birth to an odd demon baby.

He couldn’t help but wonder if the “demon” aspect had anything to do with the lights flickering, Chris hearing the air-conditioning turning off and turning back on by itself, as though they were dealing with some sort of power outage.

Carlos Olivera was there, having been Security since he had broken his arm on his last assignment. Carlos greeted both Chris and Jill, informing them that Rebecca had sedated Leon, but it must have burned out of his system already.

“And she gave him enough to take down an elephant.” Carlos explained as he guided them into the Infirmary, specifically an isolation cell, “And something else happened, because we had to force him into a cell.”

“What happened?” Chris asked, looking in through the window and seeing Leon pacing around, holding his middle, “How is he standing upright?”

Carlos shrugged, “Adrenaline? Restlessness? Doc isn’t sure.”

“He refused to sleep.” Rebecca chimed in, wearing what looked like an armored hazmat suit, her helmet tucked under her arm as she discarded a now empty syringe, “I’ve never seen anything like it. At this rate, we’re going to be out of sedatives before that baby even comes.”

”Jesus…” Jill breathed as she and Chris looked Leon over.

Leon’s hair was disheveled and messy, clad only in a medical gown. There was blood on the front of his gown and on his lips, Rebecca explaining that they had given him food but he only wanted raw meat. One of the initiates brought in some meat from his grandfather’s butchery and Leon all but attacked him. Had it not been for Carlos and two others, Leon probably would have mauled the poor kid.

[baravaggio]

why do you guys hate gyro and his unwashed musty corrosive battery acid flaming homosexual pussy so much omg stopppp you're hurting my feelings

[newjaxxcity]

What sleepover did Cathy Kelley get her hair done at?

[unlucky-leek]

I had this super cool dream last night where the DMC crew were in a zombie apocalypse / Resident Evil type situation. They split up and were going through an office building or something, and Trish was being a super badass, doing flips and crushing zombie heads with her heels and stuff.

Eventually she came across some sort of glass office with a few survivors in it and tried to direct them to safety (after accidentally beating the crap out of a few humans by mistake).

Cut to a later scene and Trish staggers over to Dante with someone slumped over her back. Dante asks if she found any other survivors and she grimly shook her head. The person on her back then begins to stir, only to be a zombie now! So Dante has no choice but to shoot them despite Trish's protests.

And then some other stuff probably happened, but you know how dreams are 😆

Just wanted to share so I don't forget, I feel like there's a cool story in here haha

[our-reb00t-boi]

The spectrum started with reboot Vergil saying No to Clone and ending the spectrum with a bang💥 with reboot Dante being Clone Rights Activist

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE?

[genderkoolaid]

also from Trish Miller's article on bisexuality & bi lesbianism. whenever someone acts like questioning "all men are evil" rhetoric in feminist spaces is something new, remember that feminist activists have been pointing out how harmful this can be since forever. & also that you can't be hostile to men without alienating many, many women from your spaces + activism.

there is no future without fe/male unity. we will live together or we won't live at all.

[shoechoe]

On the subject of people insisting that Trish is Doppio's daughter instead of Diavolo's, I think the main reason that bothers me isn't because it's just incorrect, but because people use that to try and twist the narrative into "Diavolo is the evil monster that ruined poor Doppio's relationship and if only he was never there, Doppio could've stayed with Donatella and been a good father to Trish and none of this would've ever happened!"

You guys… Doppio actively helped Diavolo kill Trish. The point isn't that Diavolo is a horrible monster for getting in the way of Doppio's happy domestic life or whatever- the point is that Diavolo's paranoia and attempts to erase his past became a self-fulfilling prophecy as his own past actions finally caught up to him and led to his defeat.

As Diavolo became increasingly power-hungry, he lost his humanity in order to become completely untouchable by the outside world. He sabotaged his own life (including Doppio by extension) to sever all of his ties from the rest of humanity. He was willing to burn down his hometown, abandon his girlfriend, and eventually try to kill his kid because of his paranoia and lack of care for anyone but himself. His own daughter, a person he's supposed to care about, was instead a painful living reminder of his past that he wanted to dispose of at any cost.

That’s the moral of his character; when all you seek is power, you lose your humanity and sight of what’s really important, which, in this case, was his child. This “Diavolo is the evil split personality getting in the way of Doppio being a good father” narrative totally defeats the point (not to mention echoes the tiresome “sweet, innocent alter with an evil violent alter” character trope that has been used to stigmatize people with Dissociative Identity Disorder for decades).

I feel the same way about the constant insistence that Doppio is the "real/original" of the two and that Diavolo is the "fake" one, whatever that means (if anything, it would be the reverse since the manga repeatedly calls Diavolo the "true form" and their "true nature"- though this entire idea of one being "fake" and one being "real" doesn't really make sense), the "Diavolo is actually a demon possessing Doppio" theories, and the constant babying of Doppio's character. It's all geared to favor Doppio and frame him as the pure victim and Diavolo as the practically inhuman monster, resulting in squashing out the depth in both of them (and honestly detracting attention from the real innocent victim, which is Trish.)

And it’s not like Doppio needs any of this mischaracterization to be interesting; there’s genuine tragedy to his character as well. Diavolo’s obsession with self-isolation ends up dragging Doppio around with him as he’s used as a human vessel, even though Doppio does not desire this isolation for himself. As a result, he’s incredibly lonely and unhappy, depending on his Boss for companionship and instruction, never realizing that the one responsible for his loneliness in the first place is his Boss- who is also the other side of their fractured identity. In the end, he’s forcefully separated from Diavolo and ends up dying alone, deliriously begging for his Boss to call him despite Diavolo not even being there to hear him, never getting to discover the truth about himself. It reflects not only how brutally Diavolo treats others to achieve ultimate power, but also how he treats himself.

Character favoritism is fine- after all, Doppio is the more likable one, so it was inevitable- but I think it's leading people to make these two into worse characters, and that bothers me. You don’t need to spout misconceptions, fall back on overdone mental illness tropes (really, canon is already bad enough as it is), and change the whole moral of their characters to make them interesting.

[thus-wrote-mrs-zeppeli]

You wanna write for the joefoes???

I'm here to help!!

Joefoes with a reader who's best friends with the JoJo's. Whichever joefoes you wanna do! Like, how do they handle it, how they react, are they mad about it, etc.

Have a great day and thank you very much in advance :)

Oooh, what an interesting idea~

(And thank you for the kind words~)

Had trouble incorporating best friend status so it’s more like reader just likes their respective Jojo and wants to help them

Jofoes x reader in: reader is an ally to the Joestar family

Content: For Pucci’s and FV’s reader is married to him, others can be interpreted as dating/married, unhealthy relationships, power imbalance, manipulation, canon compliant mean and evil if that makes sense

Kars: He’s so sick of humans! Apparently you’ve learned nothing from his frequent lectures on how pathetic and weak they are, and completely unreliable too. He warned you that Joseph and Caesar would have little interest in remaining friendly with you if they found out about your vampiric nature…and they surely would, given how observant Joseph Joestar is. No matter how you hid your mouth with a scarf, or insisted you could only go out with them at night because your schedule is so busy during the daytime, he’d eventually see through your act.

You had made your choice and sacrificed your humanity to be as close as you could to Kars and the other Pillar Men. You’d never reach the peak physical perfection Kars sought to achieve, but given your willingness to don a stone mask and turn to vampirism, he would allow you to see him reach that excellence.

You think it’s silly he can’t possibly imagine why you’d miss being a human sometimes. And despite how he pretends not to be interested in you most of the time, he doesn’t love the idea of you playing buddy buddy with the only humans who are actively fighting against him.

Kars is resourceful though. Go on. Play around with those irritating humans, but if you want to be apart of his vision of the future you’d better bring back the red stone of Aja that’s being guarded by their mentor.

He’s making you pick a side. And as unsurprised as you are, you’re still conflicted…

You’re not human anymore. Maybe he’s right when he says he’s the only one who can truly understand you and your situation…and he has a point when he reminds you the longer you go without telling them the truth, the worse it will be when they inevitably figure you out.

Ugh. Kars’s mind games are the worst. He’s supposed to be on your side. Your elegant partner who supports you and protects you. But really he just loves Telling you that’s what he’s doing while trying to get what he wants from you.

You’re really being pulled in two completely different directions, but Kars frequently reminds you of who’s been by your side longer, and who will be with you in the future, and how meaningless it is to make friends with humans you’ll outlive by a long, LONG time.

You wish he’d stop talking so much. And making so much sense. In your mind it’s not so foolish to be friends with them, but then Kars opens his mouth and makes you doubt and…eventually just quietly disappearing from Joseph and Caesar’s life sounds like the best choice.

And if you bring the red stone of Aja back with you, the grudge he had been secretly harboring against you for choosing to spend time with mere mortals instead of him will fade a tiny bit. It will take a LONG time for him to actually fully get over your audacity, but the two of you will have an eternity to get over petty grievances with each other.

Diavolo: He really doesn’t like that you go out at all, let alone that you play nice with Bucciarati’s squad.

And when Giorno and Trish get added to the equation? Forget it. He’s putting you in lockdown mode. Giorno is a threat because he has very limited information on him as a new member of Passione, and all you have to say is that he’s: “a kind guy.” And after meeting Trish you’ve decided to try and convince him to actually follow through on his lie to protect her.

He thinks it’s completely ridiculous, and that your mind has been poisoned by sentimentality. Against his better judgement he had let you socialize just a bit. And look at what happened. He didn’t anticipate you were so incredibly soft. Add that to the list of things in this mess he had to fix.

He made it very clear to you he had no intention of taking in Trish as his daughter, or going easy on Giorno if a confrontation occurred. And since he told you all of that, you’re not going anywhere until he’s done with everything he intends to do.

You think it’s overkill on his part to actually lock you away in the middle of nowhere while he “takes care” of things. But in his efforts to keep you under his control he leaves you in an undisclosed location with supplies to last you a week. Ridiculously paranoid and possessive of him, and since you’ve known each other for so long he doesn’t bother to hide that it’s because he hates when you’re out of his control.

Fortunately for you, you’ve learned a few things due to your observance of how he runs his mafia. He’ll be REAL irritated if he finds out you sent a call to Bucciarati’s gang…good thing you know how to use voice changers and make your calls untraceable. You just wanted to send a warning, nothing more. Though you had resigned yourself to the life of an anonymous and ruthless gangster, you didn’t have the heart to let him kill the Bucciarati gang that you’ve grown so fond of. Diavolo wouldn’t understand. He always thought you were much too soft-hearted to be his partner, and yet he kept you around anyways, because you had proven time and time again to be reliable despite your tendency towards mercy.

You have a good feeling that if he actually found out you had taken steps to protect them from him, he will consider it insubordination and put a stop to you immediately in the way he’d punish anyone who steps out of line and defies him.

You know Diavolo, and his obsessive determination to see his goals reached. Trying to dissuade him by warning Giorno and the others would only irritate and slow him down more than anything…but that was better than nothing. You have the hopelessly optimistic belief you might be able to convince him to leave them be, but even if you can only delay the inevitable, you intend to do all you can.

Enrico Pucci: He actively encourages you to not to visit the Green Dolphin Street Prison, even if you’re only trying to visit him at work.

Doesn’t matter that you were once a good friend of the Joestar family. Jolyne was a prisoner now. You should really stay away from her. And her father.

He believes that as your husband it’s his job to take care of you, even if that means suppressing certain memories of yours with a DISC. There will be trouble if he lets you roam around the Prison, so taking away any motivation to is his only option.

He doesn’t enjoy manipulating you. But if it feels necessary, then he will be convinced that he must do so.

It’s to keep you out of his way, but he tells himself it’s also to protect you. Jojos are bad news. And the last thing he needs is you playing buddy buddy with Dio’s literal mortal enemies.

The solution is to just pretend everything is normal. With your memories of that cursed bloodline suppressed, and him behaving like everything has been going as it usually did, you’re none the wiser, perfectly content to go on with your life like nothing bizarre is going on.

You greet him at the door when he returns home in the evening, happy to see him, behaving like you normally would, but with the slightest look in your eye that suggests something is bothering you.

“Something disturbing you?” he asks.

“Well…”

His hand on your shoulder was always so reassuring. You could tell him anything.

“I don’t feel…bad…but…my head has been feeling a bit weird lately,” you frown, slowly bringing a hand to your forehead. He brings his own hand to your head, resting his palm against it.

He tells you it’s just a slight fever. You’ll be okay after some rest. And of course you believe him. It made perfect sense, and Enrico always had your best interest in mind.

You agree that all you needed was some sleep, but he hears how you mutter to yourself on your way to the bedroom that you have the strangest feeling you’re forgetting something important.

Doesn’t matter. He can convince you that you’ve just been working too hard and it’s causing some fatigue, nothing to worry about.

You don’t suspect a thing, and if you can’t remember it, it probably wasn’t that important in the first place. At least, it was somewhat comforting to tell yourself that.

Funny Valentine: He never shared your intense fascination with horse racing, but if it made you happy and kept you out of his hair on occasion then he was happy to let you go out and watch the derbies.

He remembers very vaguely you mentioning a famous jockey getting shot in the streets and then disappearing into obscurity, but he didn’t recall a name, because he had hardly listened to you given how often you would ramble about equestrian related news. And he was busy trying to get elected as President at the time.

He had expected your excitement over the Steel Ball Run race, so you eagerly speaking to him about the various contestants didn’t seem like something worth paying much attention to. But it’s not like he could remember every name you said even if he was all ears. He’s not sure how you could possibly retain all that information, but if it made you happy…whatever.

He allows you to do pretty much whatever you want, within reason, so hearing you’ve been making a few more phone calls than usual didnt strike him as strange. After all, you were probably just excited about the race, and wanted to update your friends on it. So he dismisses it as nothing to be concerned over, and given how preoccupied he is with reaching his goals, he doesn’t have the time to worry about you or what you were getting up to. It’s not like you’ve ever caused him trouble before. So imagine how irritated and betrayed he is to hear you’ve been assisting the intruder and warning a certain Mr. Joestar about the President’s hired assassins and any information you may have gathered about their stands.

Not only have you betrayed him personally, if he wanted to he could consider your actions treason!

He’s QUITE offended. He put So Much trust in you, and in his eyes his goals are noble and just…so WHY are you fighting against him all of a sudden? Weren’t you on his side? Why are you betraying him?

Maybe if he listened to you once in a while he would understand what you were thinking.

He’s never been so mad at you, but he manages to maintain his composure and not do something drastic. He can’t stand to look at you while he’s so upset though, so he has one of his hired assassins keep an eye on you. Any calls you make are monitored, and you’re no longer allowed to leave on your own.

If it wouldn’t cause a huge scandal, he’d probably consider cutting ties with you and kicking you out of his life.

But unfortunately for both of you, he values his reputation among the general public. You’re together til death parts you. Unfortunately he did promise you that. And that was one of his rare promises he actually intended to keep, solely because he considered it necessary.

Though you’re definitely not going back to the way you once were anytime soon. He’s no longer patient with you, or interested in speaking to you at all. And he avoids spending any time with you.

He will encourage you to keep up with your interest in the equestrian world though, because he thinks the irony that will come from taking Diego and Johnny’s lives will send a suitable message to you.

Some nerve, defying him like that. He might not ever get over it.

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Derby is such a strange word. I’ve never written the plural of Derby til now, and I keep staring at it like SURELY that’s not how you spell it…..but it is. It just looks like a made up word to me lol.

[sethdeanromanwwe]

Awww I’m so thrilled to find this on my dash, I always think I’m the only one who shipped the crap out of them. They were what brought me into wrestling in the very beginning♥

Throwback to the Trish Jericho storyline when they were a cute couple for a min😭 (they were the better pair and would’ve made a great heel couple IMO)