#everyone please vote for him hes so silly to me hes the funniest guy to me

[catonatrain]

are you into astrology?? well guess what this guy is too!! heres why you should vote for midorima shintaro today!!

midorima shintaro is a first year regular player at the powerhouse school shutoku high school. hes known as one of the generations of miracles, a prodigious group of basketball players infamous for their abilities in middle school. what his prodigious skill? he can shoot from anywhere on the basketball court with 100% accuracy and it has a high arch and its called the Super Three Point Shot. very funny… very silly… basically he only shoots if hes confident he'll make it and unless u also have insane basketball super powers to stop him, hes gonna make it!!

anyways, him and his partner takao work super hard to perfect insane passing and insane shooting, so much that theyre called the "light and shadow" of shutoku high school. and this took time!! midorima was difficult to work with! he wanted things to go his way but through the power of defeat and friendship, he learns how to work well with a team!! and luckily one reason is because our silly guy takao spoils him and goes with his whims but also keeps him in check

now lets cycle back to astrology… something so nice about midorima is that he is superstitious. he watches this show called oha asa that tells him where each zodiac ranks in terms of luck and they also tell him what the lucky item of the day is… and hes all about this, he will get his lucky item without fail. he will pay large amounts of money. he will swallow his pride and ask others to help him get it (he also did this to get takaos lucky item, just so you know).

why does he do this? well one his luck is so bad sometimes that he just may die without it. but two!! its because he wants to minimize the effect luck has on his life and his basketball! he loves talking about doing whatever is humanely possible to prepare for things in life… its very admirable isnt it… his hard work ethic… basically he wants to say, if he loses at something it was because he didnt prepare enough, not because he got unlucky.

anyways!! theres so much more i could talk about with midorima, or as hes lovingly called, shin-chan by takao, but ill leave this intro for now! please consider voting for my silly green guy!! hes so funny and he doesnt know it

also! did you notice that i talked about takao, his partner a lot? well you can vote for him now at @orangecharactersmackdown today here!! look at these pair of basketball players on the polls on the same day. theyre inseparable <3 they have matching zodiac signs apparently too (scorpio and cancer)

Best Green Character Round 1-B

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

I'm sorry I promise this is my last request for tonight but I am SOBBING laughing over the Etho Jester round, I don't even have a coherent story idea for this just more Etho Jester content please if you can spare it I can't BREATHE DHHFJDKS

god tht was the funniest round i've seen in such a long time, i hope i did that justice here lmfao

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At the start of the round, Etho wanders around aimlessly outside the dropship for a while, before heading down to the left to see if he can find anyone. What he discovers is a body just inside the room underneath O2, but instead of reporting it, he just giggles and dances around the room, looking forward to having a little fun.

When Impulse shows up and gasps, Etho finally reports the body, still giggling like a child as the meeting starts and shows that Evil and Astro are both dead. “Okay, so I just saw Impulse kill Evil,” Etho says through his giggles.

“Oh, please!” laughs Impulse. “You know it wasn’t me. I just came up on the body and you were dancing around it like a madman.”

“I definitely saw Impulse kill Evil. He was like “Etho come over here so I can kill you” and I was like “no way, you’re the imposter!” and he was like “nobody will ever find your body” and I was like “you killed Evil, you monster!” and he was like-”

“Okay, so I think we’ve established that Etho is the jester,” Tango states, chuckling in confusion. “Right?”

“No no, I’m just a crewmate,” says Etho. “Don’t let Impulse get away with this or he’ll come kill me next!”

Impulse lets out a laugh. “Dude, I almost wish I COULD kill you. You’re being so weird.”

“If I’m being weird, it’s cuz I just watched you kill Endless- I mean Evil right in front of me.”

“Oh my god…”

“Okay, do NOT vote for Etho,” Tango says firmly, unable to stop grinning at his friend’s antics. “He’s 100% the jester and there’s no way I’m gonna hand him this win when he’s being like this.”

The meeting ends with nobody being voted off. Everyone leaves the room one by one, including Etho, who wordlessly follows Tango down to decontamination.

“What are you doing?” Tango asks warily.

“Just following my bestie cuz I know you’re innocent.”

Tango frowns. “Uh… okay…? Thanks…?”

Etho follows him all the way into the specimen room and hovers at an uncomfortable distance away from Tango, watching him silently as he does his task.

“Okay, Etho, you’re creeping me out, buddy,” Tango says slowly. “Can you back up a few steps and chill the hell out?”

“I can’t chill out; there’s no freezer on this map and I can’t get to the snow outside.”

“I…” Tango tries to find a reply to this but can’t. “Okay.”

Once he’s finished his two tasks in specimen, he heads back towards the office, followed again by Etho. The two go through decontamination and Tango heads down to the left, while Etho peels off into the meeting room and hits the button, bringing everyone to the meeting table. He finds himself looking at seven irritated faces.

“For the love of God, Etho, this better be good,” Tango says irritably.

Etho beams. “Hey, everybody! I missed you guys. Also, I saw Astro vent.”

A pause.

“Astro is dead, homie,” Skizz states. “Did you mean Joker, or…?”

“What?” Joker yelps. “Why me?”

“Cuz you’re both green. I dunno, I thought he might’ve just confused you two.”

“Nope, I definitely saw Astro vent,” says Etho happily. “And Tango definitely killed Evil last round.”

A pause.

“You- Didn’t you say it was Impulse who…?” Skizz blinks several times, his confused gaze darting from Etho to the others and back again. “I’m so confused!”

Tango bursts out laughing. “Etho, I have no idea what this is, but I both love it and hate it at the same time. I almost hope you’re NOT jester, cuz this is hilarious.”

“I’m a crewmate,” insists Etho.

“Uh huh, sure.”

At the end of the meeting, Skizz goes into the office to do the card swipe and finds Etho waiting for him. “You’re the jester, right?” Skizz asks warily. “Please tell me you’re the jester.”

Etho teasingly pokes Skizz in the arm. “Maybe. Maybe not.”

Skizz stares at him. “Boy, I really hope you are the jester cuz otherwise, you’ve totally lost your mind. Either that or you’re overplaying jester and you’re actually imposter.”

“Well, there’s only one way to find out, isn’t there?” says Etho mischievously.

“Okay, I’m actually really nervous right now, cuz you’re definitely big-brain enough to fake being jester,” Skizz says nervously. “Please don’t kill me.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna kill you right here in broad daylight. Too risky.” He takes a step to the side and beckons. “Come down here so nobody will find your body.”

“Noooooo!” Skizz takes off running.

Giggling, Etho chases Skizz out of the room and up towards the laboratory, the latter screaming the whole way. They bump into Impulse just inside the corridor.

“Whoa, what’s going on?!” yelps Impulse.

Skizz hides behind Impulse. “Etho is being weird!”

“Impuuuuulse, go away!” whines Etho. “I’m tryina kill Skizzle.”

Impulse blinks. “Wh-What?”

Etho gives an innocent smile. “Stabby stabby!”

At that exact moment, a body is reported, and the three appear at the meeting table with everyone else.

“I saw Impulse kill Skizz right in front of me,” says Etho solemnly, before the person who reported the body can talk. “Impulse just walked in the door to O2 and murdered Skizz right in front of me.”

“Bro, I’m alive,” Skizz responds. “I’m not dead.”

“And we weren’t in O2, we were in lab,” Impulse adds.

“Oh.” Etho pauses. “Then I killed Skizz. In lab. Sorry, I got confused.”

Skizz stares at him with wide eyes. “I’m ALIVE, dude!” “Everyone else shut up,” snaps Brody suddenly. “Tango, you reported?”

Tango nods. “Yes, I found Endless’s body down in weapons.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I killed Endless in weapons,” Etho says happily.

Tango scowls at him. “Etho, I swear to God-.”

“Can’t we just vote him off and be done with this weirdness?” Skizz demands.

“No, I refuse to give the world’s most obvious jester the win,” responds Tango. “Imposters, whoever you are, if you kill Etho in front of me, I genuinely will not report.”

Etho pouts at him. “That’s very mean, Tango. I’m gonna tell the teacher on you.”

“I-.” Tango breaks off, unable to think of a response to this.

“Okay, does anyone have any actual information?” asks Brody. “If not, we’re on seven so we should skip.”

Nobody has any information, so the meeting again ends with nobody being voted off.

This time, Etho follows Brody out of the building and up towards electrical. Spotting this, Brody sighs and beckons Etho into security. “Okay, you’re the jester, right?”

“I might be the imposter,” says Etho with a grin. “Or I might not be.”

“I KNOW you’re not the imposter. Sorry, buddy, but you won’t be getting this win. You never were.”

With that, Brody whips out a knife and stabs Etho in the chest.

Etho drops to the ground without a word, watching Brody leave the scene of the crime, before letting his eyes close. It doesn’t matter that he’s not going to get this win. He had fun letting loose and being a little silly for once.

And that’s all that matters to him.

[fandom-sheep]

MCC 30 APR 22

Pink Parrots Part 1/1

I’m finally not working during MCC!

I’m watching Wilbur not because I think they’ll win but because this sounds like it’ll be funny

Oh princess peach team let’s goooooo

My stream will be cutting out because I walking across my campus and trying to eat in the dining hall but it’s fine.

Oh yeah I forgot we were trained to do that. You can tell I’m constantly conditioned to different things.

We are a very good little pavloved chat.

Oh good my headphones are fully charged. Usually they die about now.

THE DOGS!!!!! There are more dogs too.

I love dogs they are my favorite things.

I just remembered no ace race lore.

Oh the cut off names. We love them.

George are you going to join everyone? Oh wait there he is.

Someone I know saw me walking by. Please don’t talk to me I just want to enjoy the petting of the dogs.

I’m worried what rat role play they are talking about but I don’t know if I want to know.

Oh survival games.

Oh George didn’t do team skin. Even “never changes his skin” soot changed his skin.

Oh no. People. Gasp people.

Ok full attention on just food and MCC

Whelp. That was. Alright.

We pulling out the ghost equipment? Nobody can say Wilbur doesn’t entertain.

Wilbur… where are you getting a child’s brain??

I don’t know how entertained the other teams chats are, but we’re making deals with demons.

Flower gathering? Well we’re going to pet puppies.

The fact that these guys have so many viewers.

Oh hi Tommy.

Beat the pet record!

Poor George. Didn’t get to pet dogs.

Weird dunk. Nice.

Sky battle hooray!

Walls? With holes? Brilliant.

Cool, MCC,

GO WILBUR!!!

I forget how insufferable my streamer is.

You got this Ranboo!

Rhombus?

Nobody was making it weird sneeg? You sure?

“Oh I’m bye guys” -Wilbur

No Wilbur the dogs!

It doesn’t matter your ranking. Only dog.

I swear I’m laughing in a public place and no good way to explain myself.

Alright decision time!

How did Wilbur know they’d be dunked?

Oh We’ve been abandoned by our streamer. And Ranboo is doing an evil laugh.

Grid runners nice.

He made it!! Thank heavens.

Wilbur always has a good plan.

Chat is so funky.

Ranboo sneaking into green geckos.

Spirit time!!

And I’m about to go down a slide but I’m listening to the funky person with the spirit box.

Sneeg? Sneeg? Oh no. Oh it’s fine.

Run run run

I have to close and open the screen and I saw Ghostbur in chat? What? What did y’all do?

Why is chat shouting rigged? Oh the target is messed up! Crew!!!

Hip hop across the parts

I’m the main character on my campus because I carry a tiny bottle of bubbles with me everywhere.

I can’t wait to be back on wifi so I can hear and consistently see what’s happening.

Pet the dogs. I don’t know how they did but pet the dogs.

Ok it’s up in my tv.

No battle box it is then.

Poor little bunny rabbit.

Wilbur flying around waiting to die and taking as many people out with him.

These maps are getting teeny.

What a silly goose Wilbur is. Using his updraft.

Oh he just fell straight through.

This poor streamer. All his friends singing him a sad song. And he’s shedding.

Go team!

This truly is the funniest pov

Come on Wilbur. Oh no!!

Wilbur please don’t start monologuing to a new game. Oh and he is. This is what no ace race causes.

My comfort streamers might be about to stab someone.

Audience vote. Off to twitter for 2 seconds.

Dogs!

Oh least votes will be played next. Well I voted Parkour tag on accident.

Wilbur is your bladder ok?

We are missing out on pets.

Hold up I saw Wilbur updates on Twitter. Is his skin his music video outfit? Sir.

We love dog pets. And he’s using the switch method.

I really want to see the new dogs, but I’m dedicated to watching Wilbur who only pets Scott’s dogs.

He’s lonely.

What are the gremlins arguing about??

Sky battle time!

Chill? I don’t think we’re physically capable of that.

Get em!

Sneeg the mole.

Burrow, build, do something! Or nah.

I’m sorry how is this team in 1st right now? Everyone else sucks too much? Oh we’re dropping.

Only George gets to sniff Coke.

Wilbur charges ahead and then doesn’t want it be left alone. I related to that 2 seconds more than I should have.

Wilbur every time you try to role play breaking bad things go wrong. QUIT IT.

Well that wasn’t horrible.

They’re building a house? House bridge?

TNT is raining from the sky.

Everyone calling each other’s behavior out from Sneeg’s wedding.

We’re not winning. But we’re having fun.

MCC golf.

Dogs? Dogs!!

I’m tired from work.

HOORAY BUILD MART!!!

Oh it hasn’t been picked. Please buildmart.

Oh maybe battle box. We got yeeted.

Battle box. Neato.

I hear a sneeg wife.

Yeet the Trident at the opponent.

So much wool

RIP George

This feels like capture the flag. But like hillbilly capture the flag where it’s on a hill so one side has a distinct advantage.

This is a fun battle box. It has extra strategy.

The strategy is just get Sapnap.

“Kill Sapnap. Kill him” Sapnap kills all of them.

Good try guys.

Bark bark bark

We won by placing the wool! Nice!

“Ah Grian.” -not sure who but it was funny

Imma say it. NOT LAST

Dogs!

Other dog! Sneeg dog!

Dogs!

Buildmart!!

Sands last.

Wilbur do you have a bladder infection? You keep escaping. Does he need cranberry juice? Lol

Oh no build battle

SANDS OF TIME

And our streamer is still emptying his bladder.

Sand Daddy. I forgot about that.

Yeah keep quiet Wilbur. Also go Wilbur being a good leader.

Feels like a tiktok video with quiet voices in the background and gameplay.

I got distracted but we have 80er seconds?

Fillin’ the sand

90 sec 5 extra sand.

7 sand actually

George made me anxious there not going to lie.

Pet the doggies

Demons on the side.

“Snort the rabbit.” -Wilbur

Rabbit in the room.

Oh it tied.

Rats parkour tag.

I like build mart. But I guess I want my team to come not last.

Be sneaky my favorite parrots. And go Wilbur get em.

Come on guys you can do it!

Woohoo! Woohoo again!

Oh he got tagged quick there

Y’all are doing well

Chains. The enemy of the ranboo

Oh that was a good tag. Sad my streamer got tagged but it was Sapnap.

🎶just stay alive that’ll be enough🎶

Sometimes you just gotta pet the dogs as the Minecraft sun sets.

Good luck dodgebolt crew!

“Blue or other shade of blue” -Sneeg

Phil and Wilbur standing together

Tubbo! :D

Everyone hears mysterious ticking sounds and assumes Wilbur armed a bomb or something.

Glitched arrow? Mods?

Go Cyan! Good game.

Pets! Pets! Pets!

Wilbur with a pet counter in the hall of fame

Petting is all that matters.

After Wilbur is Shelby is second with like just 900? Wilbur has several thousand.

All 3 top petters by their statues

Gah I have homework I don’t need to want to run stats on who is first to leave MCC. But it sounds fun.

Grian punching Wilbur off.

On yeah sneeg and ranboo have an announcement for white noise.

Spirit box!

What are we talking about? I got distracted.

Bye George.

Did the elector get broken this MCC. I mean I guess so, my streamer was distracted by dogs.

Wilbur doesn’t want to stop steaming yet? Since when?

Oh they’re off to do their announcement.

Sub goal to make streamer cry.

Tired streamer.

Geoguessbur.

We end stream when he wins. I guess I’ll stay here this is part of mcc in my head.

Meh I’m done. Have a good rest of the steam y’all! Good MCC