#everyone likes christine and brooke

[lohstandfound]

ignore this.

learning to shut up when i dont have anything new to say to the discussions my mutuals are having about the treatment of the female characters in this show and fandom

even though ive just gone ahead and rambled in the tags a bunch of bullshit

[happistar]

Who would win in a dance battle, Michael or Jenna?

oooh good question!

I think Michael would get really into it, (as described by the script, "Jeremy's music obsessed friend" lmao) but I think he's more of the kind of guy to jam out casually and alone than in front of other people. He'd reluctantly accept the battle and absolutely crush it, but i think ultimately Jenna would win. She thrives whenever she's the center of attention, and would try to keep all eyes on her. She's tried hard to be noticed for so long, so I wouldn't be surprised if she practiced in her spare time or something to be seen at Jake's parties or something. Michael would probably falter under that attention, leaving Jenna as the winner.

[k1tkatzzz]

ok hi chat i’m yapping again

i just finished watching possibly the best bmc bootleg i’ve seen so far! and because it had a bunch of zoom shots, i noticed a lot more than i usually did!! so here are all my little observations :33

- THE WAY JEREMY LOOKS AT CHRISTINE (esp in play rehearsal!!)

like omg the way that will r plays jeremy and depicts his love for christine is so freaking dear to me, it just makes me so happy to watch!! like cmon jeremy’s crush at the beginning of the musical (pre squip) is so sweet 😓😓

- Michael’s?? dance?? in two player game 😭😭 that’s it

- ok i accidentally stopped writing things down at this point so we’re skipping down to the later part of the musical 😭😭

- rich talking to jeremy in the hospital and describing Michael “…anti social headphones kid- who’s been here a ton by the way,, is he your boyfriend? is he single? im totally bi now!” WE KNOW RICH ITS OK

- …this,

it’s so silly with the audio he screams so loud omg

- JEREMYS CAT SHIRT I LOVE HIM 😭😭

he’s silly!

- THE WAY JENNA AND BROOKE LOOK TO EACH OTHER AFTER BROOKE SAYS SHES OVER JEREMY??

did i miss subtext I FEEL LIKE WE OVERLOOKED THIS

-i know this is one everyone talks about but jeremy wearing and owning those hello kitty sneakers makes me so happy

there’s gonna be more things i add so this so keep posted lol!!

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

People in this fandom will say they love the girls and then go "Christine ❤️ that's enough feminism for today I think." Like people will fully develop Dustin and make him an important character (sometimes he's a villain character tho) but then use Madeline as this "evil whore" plot device when they develop her. I'm not saying Madeline has never been portrayed as good but the amount of times I've seen her been shown as this mean bitch who has it out for everyone is crazy. No one really extends their love for the girls outside of Christine or Brooke and even then their love for those girls are very shallow and boil down to just "silly theatre gal" and "froyo gal."

[rebuke-me]

i think the difference in what colors people associate with the bmc characters is so fascinating. like most people agree that michael is red, jeremy is blue and brooke is yellow but everyone else is free reign from what ive seen. also the shades of jeremy blue change.

(my personal things are: michael red. rich orange. brooke yellow. christine lime green. jake forest green. the squip light blue. jeremy dark blue. jenna purple. chloe pink.)

[ouchsharks]

yap alert about jenny and the first time she smoked with mikey post-squip:

ok so i do think that jenny also smokes, just not as much as mikey. i think being high calms mikey down and shes super chill, laid back, yk , cool, jenny on the other hand ..

being high calms her anxiety but since it calms her down it makes it alot harder for her to ignore certain thoughts that she chooses to push down when shes not high, mainly guilt. its happened before but on numerous occasions she is found dissacociated and upset due to overwhelming guilt, with things like her mother leaving and such.

well post squip, the guilt is EXTREME. and it definitely takes a long while for mikey to be able to convince jenny to smoke again, as jenny is afraid of doing anything that could mess with her mind (she will never ever drink mtn dew again)

but similarly to alcohol being a depressant and shutting the squip off, mikey tells jenny that weed should be okay for her, so, they get together to hangout.

they smoke, get high, mikeys chill, playing video games when all of a sudden jenny just starts sobbing??? breaking down. the guilt of everything that happened with the squip and mikey and brooke and such is killing her so she just starts bawling. mikeys like ??? oh my god are you okay jen whats wrong?? and jenny explains that shes so so sorry and shes so upset and everyone hates her and mikey tries comforting her but fails as shes .. really high, so. mikey says she will call christine and explain, jenny of course, being upset by all of this doesnt want christine to know she smokes weed (another thing she is guilty about) but by time jenny can mutter "no dont tell her im smoking weed 😢😢😭" christine has already picked up the phone and heard this (she doesnt care lmao) shes worried ab her gf and mikey asks if she will come over.

christine comes, jenny sobs some more and says how much she doesnt deserve her and all that blah blah, christine takes it all in and isnt bothered, she just wants jenny to feel better. they eventually lay in mikeys bed and christine cuddles and comforts jenny as she falls asleep (weed makes her sleepy lol) and she manages to get up and leave without waking her, asking mikey to text her when jenny wakes up to make sure shes okay.

sooo. jenny sleeps for nine hours 🤔 and wakes up completely sober, a little confused as to where she is then realizes shes at mikeys, mikey, who stayed awake the entire time, is there to be like oh youre awake! jenny forgets completely that she even smoked, their convo would pretty much go like this:

j: oh gosh how long was i out for?

m: oh yk like nine hours

j: NINE HOURS?? oh my god?

m: hey are you alright?

j: yeah??

m: youre not upset anymore?

j: i was upset?? what do you mean?

m: yea dude i mean i really didnt know what i was gonna do you seemed like youd never STOP crying

j: i was crying? so you put me to bed??

m: i didnt. christine did !

j: chrstine???? but im at your house??

m: i didnt know what to do so i called christine!!!!

j: you did WHAT?! why was i upset why was i crying?? why did christine come here?? why did i sleep for nine hours??????

m: okay okay jen woah youre getting hostile 🤔🤔 listen, we smoked some weed. you! got really weird. i was super high. so i called christine, and you were like "dont tell her im smoking weed" but she was already on the phone and totally heard, so then she came over and you kept crying and were like "waahhh christine i dont deserve you" but she knew you were high and was okay with everything and she just , yk, waited until you fell asleep and then she left! oh i gotta text her by the way, let her know youre awake and alright.

j: well idk if im alright... (embarrassed)

then mikey obnoxiously takes a flash photo of jenny, who is sprawled in mikeys bed, confused and embarrassed as hell

christine, whos been FIGHTING to stay awake (not a night owl at all) waited the whole time for that text and as soon as she responded she CRASHED, out, sleepytime.

sorey for such the long post i just fucking love jenny and my au so somuch i wanted to share this with tumblr i doubt yall will care but thanks for reading if you made it down here

[mono-socke]

remember this post where I pointed out details about my art ??

yeah, it's been over half a year, so let's redo ittt

jeremy:

has matching pacman earrings w/ michael, acne and, while i don't always draw him w/ painted nails, when they are painted, they're dark blue

michael:

has matching pacman earrings w/ jeremy, painted black nails and a lot of patches on his hoodie. i don't always draw ALL patches on the exact same spot, but the ones that do stay the same are the pacman one on his chest, the 'RISE ABOVE RACISM' one and the rainbow one on his sleeve

christine:

has very curly hair with one or two red hairpins in it, and a few certain pins on her jacket

rich:

has a matching silver earring w/ jake, a headband (though that is only visible in my most recent posts of rich), and this black thing he always wears beneath his tanktop is actually a binder !!

jake:

has a matching silver earring w/ rich, and a matching bracelet w/ chloe

chloe:

has a matching bracelet w/ jake, a matching 'broken heart best-friends necklace' w/ brooke (idk how to describe it), a purple hairband to keep her locks out of her face and she wears black shorts under her skirt

brooke:

has a matching 'broken heart best-friends necklace' w/ chloe. otherwise there aren't many consistent details about her, other than maybe her specific hairstyle and that she's generally very pale

jenna:

has painted purple nails, make up and purple streaks and parts in her hair

squip:

has a blue pill earring, painted blue/white nails, broadway squip has two specific white streaks in their hair (pre upgrade), and while the pattern on their clothes vary a bit from drawing to drawing, they're based roughly on the same base in my mind

and some veeryy specific things I do when drawing squippy are:

the little eye-highlights I give everyone aren't white dots like for everyone else (look at the pictures above to see), but instead are blue-ish ovals (kind of like pills) (at least when I'm not drawing them specifically as a human)

2. the hair-highlights also aren't just random white lines like with 'human characters', but instead blue-white-ish heartbeat pattern (for a lack of a better description (just look at it))

to the three people who might've read this, hope you had fun !!

have fun always noticing these things from now on >:)) (/lh)

maybe some of you share my opinion that details like this are very very cool

[of-decay]

i see so many fans of Soley the bmc broadway production here and look i know it’s easier to access content for and objectively has better set design ect but guys. guys. you can rip the two river version out of my cold dead hands. to me the broadway ver. exaggerates so many personalities in a way that i… do not like… not because they’re necessarily bad portrayals but because to me they come across as all garish and kind of obnoxious whereas in the two river they’re far more relatable and feel more like normal flawed teenagers which really gives the wackiness of certain plot points and moments time to shine. same goes for stuff such as costume design and stuff— i know it’s a silly criticism to have, but everyone in the broadway version dresses kind of like they’re going to an old jojo siwa concert LMAO. though actually broadway jenna and loser geek whatever slap you guys can have that.

but also in the broadway production lowkey everyone just kind of comes off as unlikable??? lmao??? and the jeremy christine kiss at the end holy shit i could write an entire essay on how that diminishes the entire plot of the musical and crushes christine’s character to smithereens. plus jeremy has sooooo much work to improve still at the end of the show and fix his own mindset which is why suddenly having christine like him back right there and then pretty much rewards him for just saying ‘oopsies’ (and i say this as a stagedorks enjoyer)

the changes in script and line delivery ect also make characters like michael so much less likeable imo, his original character was great because he was laid back and didn’t really care which is why MITB hit so hard, and in contrast broadway michael feels a lot… softer? like he’s been reduced to a more anxious and dependent sort of ray of sunshine character when originally he wasn’t really like that? (i could also say they watered down brooke’s character a lot but i won’t even get into that right now)

none of this is to say that you can’t enjoy broadway bmc, hell, i still watch it now and then because it’s fun and wacky and easier to access than two river! but if you haven’t given the original production a chance (the half of it you can find on youtube i guess LMAO) or at least listened to the cast recording i highly recommend it!

[swagcoolcat]

Be More Chill kids and high school + college jobs:

Jeremy: I think Jeremy would first work at like- a mall GameStop. He started there because of the employee discount, but he’s not as into it as he originally hoped because there’s a lot of kids that come in and he gets easily overstimulated. He eventually decides to work somewhere that isn’t at the mall, and does stock somewhere that he doesn’t have to interact with as many people. By the time he’s made it to college, he finds a similar job. I think he’d eventually want to something with his English degree.

Michael: It takes Michael a little longer to find a solid job to stick with. He works at GameStop like Jeremy, then 7-11, then a pet store, but it’s just to get him through high school. He doesn’t find a more permanent job until he becomes a barista at his on campus coffee shop. I think he’d wanna freelance and be his own boss after college.

Rich: I think Rich would actually do really well in a kitchen setting. As he heals over time, he’d learn to really love cooking, and the chaos of a kitchen would really help him in enjoying his shifts. He’d start as a dishwasher, but eventually he’d stick there long enough to make it to management. He works as many hours as he can so he can move out as quickly as possible.

Jake: It takes Jake a long time to find a permanent job. His job history is a long list of places he didn’t last at longer than a couple months. Jake has just spent so much time trying to impress everyone that he still doesn’t really know who he is or what he wants, and when jobs get a bit too hard, he wants to quit. I feel like he also did lifeguarding over the summer one year and was gonna do it again until he broke his legs. He eventually finds something he really likes after high school, perhaps something relating to photography if possible, because I hc that photography is one of the only clubs Jake really enjoyed just for him.

Christine: I think Christine would try to go for something that would let her be a bit creative. I think even before she gets a job, she’d end up volunteering over the summers. After high school she tries to do as much theater as possible. It’s her passion, and she’d love to continue doing it.

Brooke: To start I could see her going for pinkberry, or another place similar to pinkberry at the mall. But honestly, I think Brooke would wlso want to work at an animal shelter, or something where she could work with animals. I feel she’d enjoy that way more, and maybe she’d want to do it forever!

Chloe: I think Chloe’s go to would be to work at the mall at one of the department stores because of an employee discount, similar to Jeremy at GameStop. She’d stick around longer, but I think eventually she’d realize it’s not really worth the discount, and she’d go somewhere else. I think she could end up doing security at the mall, but I don’t think she’d stay there either. I think Chloe would do good in finance stuff, perhaps working at a bank?

Jenna: Once again, my girl starts at the mall working at Payless Shoes, then Claire’s, then she’d leave the mall. After the mall I think she’d maybe go to Best Buy? I think she’d kinda like technology. Then after high school I’m honestly not sure. I think it’d be fun if she had a blog, but I also think it’d be good for her to realize she doesn’t need to use gossip to make friends.

If you have your own headcanons or suggestions feel free to let me know hehe

[caus34concern]

i love more than survive as a visual thing because it has all these scenes where all the characters are on screen and, yeah, they may not be the main focus but every actor puts so much effort into showing the personality of their character whether it be the way they sit, their mannerisms, or the way they jump at the end and it's all so... interesting and just really nice to look at

there are so many little things i notice solely because i just keep rewatching it. like how chloe and jake still seemed to be on good terms on the bus scene ("a junior on the bus is killer weak / but if i walk when i arrive i'm gonna straight up reek"), rich and chloe pushing christine, and then right after, rich proceeds to annoy michael

during the "i navigate the dangerous hall / focus on a poster there on the wall," chloe hurriedly pushes past jeremy seeming to be pissed while brooke just follows behind, and then rich promptly taunts/startles jeremy

and then in the class scene ("no time to wallow no instead / just clear your brain and move ahead"), chloe and jake seem to be arguing now, and there's also rich pushing michael onto the chair. brooke is also seen waving to mr. reyes to which he waves back (probably in reference to how mr. reyes seems to be into the school's gossip in the two riv ver and even asks brooke "so what's the story with jake and madeline?"), and then jake throws something to which he blames on the others causing mr. reyes to leave the class, and rich sort of taunts him, getting up on the chair and waving at him as he leaves. also michael is the only one who doesn't point any fingers or even react when everyone else does because he has his headphones on and isn't listening

and in the "teach me how to thrive / help me to more than survive" part, rich and jake high-five while jenna goes up to chloe to talk to her and then there's brooke in the back waving to chloe, and chloe doesn't notice/ignores her and so she just turns around and pretends it didn't happen

i just realized how long this is and don't know if it even makes sense but whatever

[woah-uhuh-uhuh-uhuh]

BMC characters as purebred dogs

my Extremely biased takes feel free to contest dlkfjdsklf

JEREMY: brown poodle (or doodle)

curly + gangly + get that bitch some contacts

(the squip shaves him)

MICHAEL: black shiba

hes just a sweet little guy. very round face. he also would have been all over doge when that was a thing

(if i had to cast for michael in an actual show about dogs though, he would be an old english sheepdog. thats just his archetype. a goofy tan pitbull would also work)

CHRISTINE: border collie

decently pretty but kinda average dog breed... not as silky and girly as the girls (see below). she's so full of love... definitely gets zoomies and will rip a hole in your drywall but you will forgive her

BROOKE: shetland sheepdog

beautiful flowing blonde hair but surprisingly tiny up close and actually has the sweetest little eyes. i trust her.

(alternatively shes this afghan hound)

CHLOE: rough collie

shes like brooke but huge and elegant. they walk around together looking like this

JENNA: papillon

mostly the hair but also shes somehow even smaller than brooke and everyone thinks shes yappy

RICH: bull terrier

stacked and tiny. one and a half feet of whoop-ass. i wont yield on this one actually. i'm right.

JAKE: boxer

athletically sleek. could beat up a human man. orange. what more could you want?

SQUIP:

[thesquirrelqueer]

@woah-uhuh-uhuh-uhuh already made a post about this that you can go check out here but here’s mine with other stuff from the show I noticed from today’s bac bmc performance!

(these aren’t in any specific order it’s just by when I remembered to write it down)

they really said SCARY stockboy cause he had a knife and he yelled a lot

scary stockboy was playing the knife game before jeremy and michael came in

my mothers would be thrilled was added in

crystal pepsi was changed to ecto cooler (broadway version)

mixed up line during bmc pt 2: the “everything about you makes me wanna die” bit was accidentally switched with the “everything about you is so terrible” bit

whenever squip was controlling someone’s dialogue he mouthed along with them

chloe and brooke held hands a lot

there was a literal tango between madeline and zac during the squip tango

rich yelled “hey short ass where’s my money?” at aubrey during the mts reprise

dustin was shoplifting at the mall

the squip looked through files whenever jeremy did something wrong (think like tony stark with jarvis)

during gtikbi reprise christine had headphones on (she is so neurodivergent <3)

mixed up line during ilprl: “is this where you sign up for the play” “no this is where you sign up for the swim team”

the photo used during the mall scene is actually a photo of the real life menlo park mall

chloe pushes up/adjusts brooke’s boobs for the second dywr verse

one of the ensemble threw up in the hood of jared’s onesie during gtikbi reprise

the squip did stewart clarke’s opt up during tpc

michael started screaming when everyone else was screaming during the play

michael’s mailbox during the pants song said “mell box”

jeremy had an x-men shirt during vimh

michael has more than one red hoodie but they're all slightly different

after rich writes boyf on jeremy’s backpack he like does a kiss towards jeremy’s cheek (not like leaning in to kiss his cheek but more like a “mwah” noise)

[jennazed]

So today I was kinda bored and decided to read the "Be More Chill" book to see if there were any differences between the book and the musical.... and OH BOY WERE THERE SOME DIFFERENCES!!! I wrote down some of them, enjoy (beware spoilers obviously)

Jeremy has humiliation sheets to quantiatively determine how much of an incel he is

Madeline is now Elizabeth?

Who tf is Mark, why does he exist, and why is Jeremy friends with him?

Everyone knows Jeremy wrote the letter to Christine, but now he wants to give her a chocolate shakespeare bc he is a total flirt (TM)

Jeremy's mom is around and has a divorce lawyer-ing firm with his dad now

Michael is a white boy with an asian girl fetish

JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID!

Mr Reyes doesn't microwave his own hot pockets, he uses child labor to do so instead

Christine is super angsty like she needs an anger management therapist or smth

Michael's brother got a squip apparently and is going to Brown University

Oh btw, Jeremy's dad doesn't even wear underwear around the house he just lets his son see his junk?

Michael also has a knee fetish apparently???

Sadly, the play is the actual Midsummer's Dream and not a Midsummer's Nightmare about Zombies

Ok Christine is no longer angsty?

Nvm she is angsty again that was quick

Jeremy goes "Heh-heh." a lot

According to Michael, all girls are shirt thieves and should never be trusted

Ok Christine is no longer angsty again and apparently she is very specific on how relationships are supposed to be formed bc of course she is

The whole Halloween party is now a school-sanctioned event

Is Jeremy a furry? what does "sometime tonight I’ve got to find pics on the Internet of girls with tails" mean???????

Instead of dressing up as Juliet, Christine dresses up as a prostitute angel for the halloween party

Btw michael knows all about the squip from day 1, his brother has one

Rich does his whole ITS FROM JAPAN moment at the halloween party instead of while pissing

Rich's halloween costume is marijuana

the squip is no longer "top secret can't even look it up on the internet shit" bc there's like 361 results for it on yahoo apparently

Jeremy's dad might have been gay for Ben Franklin

Instead of using his Bar Mitzvah money, Jeremy steals his aunt's beanie babies to finance his squip

LORE!! The guy from the lady's running shoes place who gives Jeremy the squip, his name is RACK LMAO

Jeremy keeps his squip-shenanigans secret from michael so we don't get the awesome sequence "try to say something cool" "i think i just blew my bar mitzvah money on a wintergreen tic-tac" "yeah not cool" :(

RACK instead of the squip says the "You can also set me to Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, Sexy Anime Female hehehehe" line. This change is devestating

"The gayer it feels, the better your posture" YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS GAY PEOPLE HAVE BETTER POSTURE

In the book, the squip can see into parallel universes bc quantum physics

Brooke is Anne

Jeremy flirts with Chloe instead of Brooke/Anne man they really changed a lot of stuff around yk

Eminem dies like immediately. That squip DEFINITELY killed him lol

Fun fact: Jeremy is NOT circumcised!

Apparently you just think about the squip turning off to turn it off wow

Jeremy now does pushups whenever he sees an attractive guy on tv instead of whenever he thinks about sex

SQUIPS CAN CONTROL YOUR DREAMS? THATS SO COOL!

lol the squip hates singing

Jeremy instead of the squip says "up up down down left right left right B A start"

wait Brooke is in the book? Then who tf is Anne???

Madeline is now Katrina?

The squip becomes murderous if you drink, i love it!

how does jeremy not know what a pheromone is but is perfectly able to memorize monologues about how humanity has stopped evolving?

Jeremy is a professional boxer and will punch you in the neck and make your gameboy say "dont fuck with me >:(" if you mess with him, remember that folks

Apparently the squip thinks acting like a dog is cute?

NOOO! Some dude named Jason Finderman is the one who has his parents on the run for money laundering and hosts the party instead of Jake

Huh, no optic nerve blocking of Michael? Maybe this version of the squip is actually trying to help Jeremy

Poor Jenna :( she just wanted to talk about how Elizabeth is a slut and Jeremy turned her down

Apparently the squip is also a certified drivers ed instructor! Who knew?

JEREMYS DAD SAYS THE N WORD OK ITS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST THAT ONE GOT CHANGED

Ok smth is up with Jeremy, why is he confessing to Chloe while on ectsasy that he constantly dreams of her with a tail? AND WHY IS SHE KINDA INTO IT??

Fun fact: ectsasy turns the squip spanish

Apparently Chloe's boyfriend in the book is named Brock. Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy and deciding that your baby should go by fucking Brock lol

Hugging legs is Jeremy's coping mechanism

I love this version of the squip: "TODO LO QUE USTED ES BUENO PARA ES SEXO DEL INTERNET." lmao

btw rich has a belly button kink

Rich named his pp Li'l Cheese Head

No michael in the bathroom moment, instead its more of a michael in a bathtub with an asian girl moment

Michael, who is still buddies with Jeremy :), rushes to tell him of the rich fire

I think rich set the fire bc alcohol + squip = murderous rage in this universe not bc he was trying to get it out

YOOO CHRISTINE IS GONNA BE A PSYCH MAJOR

Jeremy gets a therapist bc his mom freaks out when he tells her about the squip but the therapist is also squipped lol

lol all hollywood actors have squips, awesome

The squip's plan is to have Jeremy confess his love to Christine during the play in front of everybody but she calls him a loser… oof

The squip plans to write Jeremy's life story in a book and then have it kill itself with mtn dew red :O

THE WHOLE STORY WAS A BOOK JEREMY/THE SQUIP WROTE FOR CHRISTINE????? AND THEN IT JUST ENDS??????

That was one way to spend like four hours

[thelovelymachinery]

b-d kingdom lore

Fine. I'll give b-d kingdom lore also I love you. For now I will rank them in my favourite and also tell you who they worship most.

Ceridis is my favourite and I love them for no reason really (fun fact Christine is from Ceridis, she's who my pfp is). Ceridis worships GK, also referred to as the God Killer. Most Ceridis citizens are in the God Killing Cult.

Creahearth is my second favourite and the very first kingdom I made. They have the Anadis, Kahmia and my very first made character for this series, Pandora is the princess here. It is one of the safest kingdoms for elves and fae. They worship the teenage Water Goddess Lorelei Brooke and the War God James. They despise the shadow gods, they have a longstanding history.

Draetig is my second favourite, they're so unbelievably gorgeous and it is likely the safest kingdom in my world. They produce the gold for my world and a lot of high quality fabric and teas. Draetig worships everyone, this sweet kingdom feels really bad when they don't but they mainly worship Adaliah, the goddess of Disease and illness because no one else does which makes plague, Archinands, and other diseases incredibly rare.

Dyntia is iconic and I love them. Drew and Aurelia are both from Dyntia and it's one of the safer kingdoms on my world aside from the fact they ship kids to Whitehall. They have wonderful food but have suffered with a severe drought, the drought is what killed Aurelia's older brother. We love Dyntia. Dyntia Worships Lorelei, the water goddess in hopes that it will stop the drought. They also worship the goddess of skies and wind, Makani.

Brenfire is my baby and I do coddle it aside from when their (now disowned) princess accidentally burned the whole kingdom down and made it a desert island. Fun times. It is very safe although it's basically a massive nudist colony and is in war. Brenfire worships the God of Flames, Conleth and the eleven year old Goddess of sun, Eliana.

Breazi can suck it. I don't have much planned for them, they're a very neutral kingdom and doesn't have Whitehall so they aren't often mentioned in the books, luckily for them. Breazi worships all of the gods but mostly Makani as they are a kingdom of the skies.

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[rebuke-me]

hiii bmc girls being friends headcanons bc canon won't do it so i have to

they absolutely love playing mario kart. chloe claims peach every time, brooke goes for rosalina, jenna exclusively plays bowser jr and christine swaps it up, but usually picks toad. chloe and christine are the most competitive (but jenna's the best). brookes just there to color code her car and cause chaos.

all of them adore watching dorky romcoms. their favorites are grease and mamma mia, because its the perfect intersection between their interests.

they have a groupchat together, and its full of the most batshit unhinged memes you've ever seen in your life. (christine is the least active, she lurks and then likes everything in a huge spree so everyone gets like 20 notifications at once)

jenna's house is the favorite hangout spot, because its kind of in the middle of all of theirs, and all of them ADORE her little brother. they usually let him play video games with them.

one time christine made chloe cackle so hard that she laughed soda out her nose. they do not let her live that down and now she can never drink pepsi zero ever again.

jenna and christine begged brooke to let them dye her hair, and she finally caved as long as it was temporary. they were partway through putting bright green on the ends when chloe point out that the dye they were using was permanent. (brookes tips were mountain dew neon green for a solid month after that)

brooke loves drawing on her friends skin with glitter gel pens, and she can usually be found doodling on their hands.

christine made them all friendship bracelets (and kept them in her bag for like two weeks because she wasn't sure if they would like them, but chloe did in fact cry a little when christine gave her a bracelet.)

chloe makes them all learn tiktok dances and they fuck them up SO many times, which means that theres like 9 drafts of them cracking up

one time they tried to start a prank war with the boys but it failed miserably because not a single one of them ever fell for the bait, so their prank war died in the water before it even started.

jenna and christine have been trying to do a powerpoint night for months, but they havent found anything that their friends havent let them ramble about for ages already.

chloes bad at showing affection, but will hand her friends gifts (that she clearly bought FOR them) and be like "uh this is something that my aunt/uncle/grandma got me but its not my style maybe you would like it or something idk whatever." they all know she got them especially for them. none of them will mention it but they think its sweet

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@mountain-dew-tickledpink hehehehe : 3 silly girl time

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"What?"

Chloe Valentine is not the type of girl to be completely caught up on anything for too long; be it the best fashion, current gossip, or even what big news was yesterday. Her nails were always painted perfect, her tone never wavered, and she was not a stresser.

At least-

"Do you?"

Christine Canigula is standing on her tippy toes in front of her, looking both distracted and not, eyes focused but balance wavering as she goes from her feet to tippy toes and back again, seeming restless.

Chloe's mouth feels dry, and everything feels off-kilter, like wrongness was dumped onto her like they dumped that water bottle on jake at the last game. Drenching, seeping into her clothes as Christine just... asks if she'd like to sit together at lunch.

"Why would I want to do that?" she snaps, defensive for some reason, but guilty as she watches the other girl's face fall. It feels like she's missing something, and when she glances up, the reason slots into place.

Everyone is... mixing? Social hierarchies mingling with each other like the fucking fondue pot her parents bought that she hates because it always gives her a weird texture she doesn't know what to do with.

"Sorry... I guess I just thought you might want to because Brooke said yes," Christine admits and something about that...

She feels like she made the wrong choice as she freezes, glossed lips parting as she watches Christine walk away, grabbing the arm of that Jeremy guy Brooke was dating some time ago before breaking up.

Her gut twists watching him smile at her, reaching up to curl some hair around his finger, almost absent-minded about it. He seems to let go right before Rich slams into him, bringing him into a playful headlock as they both laugh, even as Christine tightens her grip to stay with Jeremy.

Chloe forces her eyes away, trying to believe the word she knew isn't crumbling, social rules extinguished and changed right under her nose without anyone letting her know. Her feet fall a little hard as she walks away, snapping at a kid in her way.

God, she couldn't wait to go home already.