#stagedorks bmc

[ouchsharks]

sapphic stagedorks 🤔🤔🤔 GAH i love them with all my heart

im super proud of this i think its one of the best things ive drawn in a while

[nonbinarychair]

Um! He asked for no pickles! 😒

[intricate-ritualz]

who else up be more chilling

[k1tkatzzz]

my take on this trend-thingy

original bellow cut

[samszco]

is be more chill fandom still alive LOL

[wovenvessel]

[mttonex]

hii long time no post 😓 here's a bunch of bmc stuff I neglected to post a month ago

character doodles (2nd one were requests from a friend :D)

stagedorks 😁🫶

ermm a bmc/clone high au

boyf riends but me n my gf 😼 (we're literally them)

[thesquirrelqueer]

my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea

“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”

everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.

“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip

he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings

he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)

christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???

all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”

btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.

“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”

one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.

[jeremy-heere]

squandering astronomic probabilities / i just want to have a silly, aimless chat

[milolovesbmc]

BE MORE CHILL AU WHERE EVERYONE IS A LESBIAN?!? (except Rich, who is still bi lol)

Made this because I’ve been talking about this au with @mountain-dew-tickledpink you are an actual genius, I love the blorbos

[ouchsharks]

im producing stagedorks art like crazy sorry guys

it is crucial that jenny is little spoon and christine is big spoon. so so important. i need what they have immediately.

[nonbinarychair]

CHRISTINE CANIGULA 😱😱😱

[tacccalb]

stageeedrooorkrkkss

[freddy-owo]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Two dorks have been found that were previously practicing for their school play but seem to have gotten distracted…

(They’re in love guys trust me)

[timegrrrl]

the stagedorks

[wovenvessel]

*Trips and falls and places them in your lap gently*